There's something wrong with this elf trainer

Chapter 138 Master Kalunai with superb skills

"How about it?"

Karuna raised her eyebrows, held up her phone in her right hand, turned the volume up to the maximum, looked proud, and waved it in front of Sirona.

"The sixth sense and intuition of superpowers are simply incomprehensible. If Wanlong and I hadn't asked for this video in advance, we might have been discovered by now."

Sirona's face was crimson. Not to mention her earlobes and neck, even the roots of her naturally long golden hair seemed to have turned faintly red.

Decisively looking away, staring at the black dots on the wall next to her, Sirona seemed hesitant to speak. After struggling for a while, she finally stretched out her hands and pulled out the plug from Carunai's ears.

Karunai was confused for two or three seconds, and then she heard disturbing sounds coming from her phone. Her face changed instantly, like a puppet, and she turned her head away stiffly.

As she thought, what Wanlong sent was not a simple video of eating saliva, but the content was extremely exciting. Karunai felt that the ones she had watched during her rebellious period were simply inferior.

"Just turn down the volume, don't turn it off yet."

Sirona covered her mouth and coughed twice in a rare move, her eyes twinkling.

Kalunai retracted her fingers and sighed. She had no choice but to cover the screen of her phone, leaving only the sound.

……

"Fool! Idiot!"

An Jing glanced upstairs in surprise, feeling a touch of pity in her heart. Then she turned around and tapped Xia Mingchan's forehead heavily with her fingers, one after another.

"That's because there are more estrogen than male hormones in the body, so some boys suddenly develop girlish characteristics. It's not because of the placenta."

Xia Mingchan blinked her eyes, held An Sheng's finger, moved forward, listened carefully with her ears raised, and was surprised to find that An Sheng didn't deny it in the entire sentence.

Her eyes lit up immediately, and a certain white-haired lolita was so excited that she almost stood up and danced.

"If that's the case, why don't you go for a sex reassignment operation An Anxiang! The estrogen in your body is so out of balance that you will have a aunt...husband. There must be many. After the operation, you don't need to take medicine to suppress your maleness. hormone.

"You look so...well, a real potential girl, and we are so familiar with each other, so you can take advantage of me!

"hey-hey……

"When the time comes, there will be one hidden at home, occasionally carrying a hoe to the corner of the wall. It will be like a fairy's day!"

When he said this, another question mark popped up on the white-haired Loli's head: "Speaking of which, where did the blood come from?"

Serenity became very silent.

Sure enough, there is no normal person with super powers, this loli is definitely the dangerous person at the front of the corridor.

He opened his mouth and said in a hoarse voice, "I gave you the medicine for An Xin."

An Sheng felt that he still needed to seriously clarify.

"Oh……"

Xia Mingchan regained his composure, and the excitement from before was gone from his eyes. He was quite honest in his usual words, and it was not mission time, so he would definitely not lie.

Even if the thing touching her forehead felt cold to the touch, even if her aunt An An had just arrived not long ago, the process was gentle and harmless, coming suddenly and leaving decisively.

An Sheng nodded with relief and put the gun back.

You see, although this loli is a bit perverted, she is much better than the others. Especially the point of being able to listen to her words does not require an overly complicated explanation, just one sentence is enough.

"Target will organize a charity dinner in three days?"

An Ning looked at the few lines in the folder with a sarcastic look on his face, and almost couldn't help laughing when he said the last word.

It’s true that the unclean your hands are, the more you need peace of mind.

In particular, the target group of this charity dinner is guys in drug rehabilitation centers.

Good guy, it’s not because there have been fewer customers recently, so you plan to get these people out and cut them like leeks, right?

Repeatedly?

Gee, street lights must be hung.

"This is not important. Starting from the charity dinner, the purpose is too strong and the chance of exposure is high. It is better to go directly to the bar where the target often hangs out to fish."

Xia Mingchan stood up and glanced at An Jing for a few times, then sat down and continued to wrap the bandage with a nonchalant tone. However, when she was about to untie the bandage on An Jing's stomach and change the dressing, a pair of gel gloves got stuck on her face.

After being stunned for a few seconds, the white-haired loli put on her gloves.

"But we can be prepared."

Gazing at the registration phone number peacefully, he charged up his cell phone and exchanged it for a new card, pinched his throat, and dialed the number.

"Hello, this is the charity dinner reception. Are you a buyer or a seller?"

The buyers are the ones who sit down and pay for it, and the money paid in the end is naturally used for rescue.

"Hey, I'd like to ask, can I sell a box of master-level energy cubes? How much can it cost? I took this from home..."

With a bit of a milky voice, An Sheng's voice changed, imitating the milky voice of Casey's telepathic voice, and his tone of voice also pretended to be that of a young master who was inexperienced in the world.

"Master Energy Cube?"

There was an exclamation from the other side, followed by a noisy voice, and the phone passed through several hands. Eventually, the voice of a sweet young lady at the beginning turned into a calm uncle's voice.

The person on the other side asked: "Is this box of energy cubes made with an old-fashioned machine or a new one?"

Even if these two types of energy cubes are both at the master level, there are still certain differences between them, and the prices are naturally different.

It's like they are both chocolates, one is sweet and milky, and the other is standard shit-flavored. Anyone with a normal IQ will know which one to choose.

"You tell me how much you can sell the old machine for!"

An Jing pretended to be ignorant, and at the end of his tone, he also had a hint of coquettishness.

Xia Mingchan behind him rolled his eyes wildly and almost couldn't help but retched. The man opposite him might be a fat and fat man with a big belly. When it comes to cruelty, An Anhuang would still be cruel to himself.

……

"Is he being coquettish to someone?"

Sirona put her hands on the armrests, her gray-yellow eyes shone with an unknown light, her long hair moved without wind, and a strange aura suddenly appeared around her.

You know, this guy has never behaved like this before when he wanted to meet...

Was he really cheated on his feelings?

Kalunai chuckled.

Which boy would act coquettishly if not in front of the person he likes?Especially the dangerous guy below who carries a gun.

If I had known at the beginning, I would rather have Zhulan's soul float to the reverse world than make such a suggestion.

But how to appease Zhulan next?

"Not."

Just as Karuna was weighing her words, an old-fashioned voice came from behind. The two of them were startled at the same time and looked back.

He was wearing a small white coat, large pants that looked like swimming trunks, and two slippers on his feet. He was holding a somewhat large thermos cup in his arms, and had two wads of paper stuffed in his nostrils. He looked like he was at most seven years old. An eight-year-old girl was standing behind the two.

Yu Lele unscrewed the lid and took a sip: "Xiao Xi, don't worry so much. Mr. An is not in love now. Of course, you can't say for sure in the future."

Before the two people in front of him could say anything, Yu Lele continued: "But actually, you don't need to worry so much."

"Kid, why are you here??"

Sirona didn't believe what Yu Lele said, but she still acted like she listened carefully and believed it, squatting down and pinching Yu Lele's face with a smile.

"Would you like sister to take you for ice cream?"

"The little girl now..."

Yu Lele took a step back.

"I don't understand the seniority. My uncle is 70 years old and his body is not strong. Young people can't get used to eating these cold things. But don't worry, I won't let Mr. An pay attention to this place."

While talking, Yu Lele unscrewed the lid and took another sip, stuffed a mouthful of wolfberry, chewed it twice and swallowed it. A little blood seeped out of the paper ball in his nostrils.

"Uncle, you seem to be a little over-raised."

A faint voice came from behind. Yu Lele, who had just wondered why he hadn't heard the two little girls sighing in relief, turned his head, looked at An Sheng who squatted down to face her, and said hello without changing his expression.

"Why are you here?" An Sheng asked.

"I saw it this morning, so I just happened to come here for a stroll."

Yu Lele took off the paper ball, looked at the blood red at the top, and sighed: "It seems like it's a bit overdone. I would have known that there would be no ginseng in today's wolfberry tea."

An Nian raised his head and looked up. The two champions behind Yu Lele suddenly became interested in the black dots on the wall, as if they could enter the legendary realm of fighting if they found it clearly. They pursed their lips and said nothing.

Since this old man saw it in the morning, but did not come to stop it, and instead watched the fun happily, it means that Sirona and Carlos Champion will not hinder what happens next.

So why did they come to eavesdrop?

And where is that intimate young couple?

There was obviously a steady stream of sounds.

"Watch a horror movie and find a good environment..."

Sirona glanced at An Sheng, and then quickly withdrew her gaze, showing a guilty conscience. Her voice was like a mosquito. If the stairwell was not very quiet now, she probably wouldn't have heard it.

An Sheng nodded dubiously.

Kalunai stood aside, her forehead pressed against the wall, and her ten toes kept digging into her shoes.

Soon, Master Ka relied on his superb technology and craftsmanship to successfully bring himself an exclusive villa with beautiful scenery and a strange flavor.

Master Ka is obviously not very satisfied with this villa, and is still expanding and modifying it, and the villa is slowly turning into a manor.

After modifying it like this, Master Ka soon found that he had successfully dug a hole in the sock, and the toes were leaking out. It was a bit tight and uncomfortable.

After a few tentative jumps, Karuna not only failed to let her toes break free from the holes in her socks, but instead let her phone fall out.

After all, his main job is to be a celebrity, and the clothes he wears are mainly aesthetically pleasing, and he rarely considers their use, so the pockets are not very big. If you put a few Poke Balls, there is no room for your mobile phone.

The screen of the phone was facing down, and the power button did not happen to hit it. However, several internal parts were broken, including the one that controls the volume.

The disturbing sound grew louder and slowly filled the stairwell.

"Today's young people..."

Yu Lele shook his head and sighed, taking the first step.

An Sheng looked at Sirona and Karuna with weird eyes, took a few steps back, hit the stairs with his heels, sat down, and his lips trembled a few times.

Which horror movie is this?

Is it legal?

And you...

Biting his lower lip with his teeth, An Ning leaned his head against the armrest and sighed. He still didn't recover from this stimulation for a while.

"Wow, that's exciting. Which website did you get it on?"

Xia Mingchan, who was hanging upside down from the ceiling, came down a rope, picked up the phone and marveled at it, like a silly and sweet little white rabbit, once again being irrigated by new knowledge.

I originally thought that after browsing all the knowledge in the world, she would be a lonely existence on all websites, but I didn't expect that she didn't even step out of the main entrance of Jianghu.

Xia Mingchan has not thought that she can actually play the role of ghosts, and there are also zombies. In comparison, her collection value is scum.

Sirona shrank into the corner, her long blond hair covering her entire face. She looked like a mushroom that Anjing had seen during a day trip to the mental hospital.

……

"Let's twist together!"

Casey and Gengar exchanged clothes with each other, the music on the venue was changed, and the two elves let themselves go, spinning happily in circles next to Cattleya.

Cattleya held her slightly bulging belly, looked at the two people opposite who had finished eating, then looked at her pot, and squeezed out a sour tear.

Especially when there were two hot-eyed guys twerking around, Cattleya felt even more aggrieved.

Casey suddenly stopped, lifted up the skirt that was about to fall off, ran to the corner with her short legs, and answered the video call that suddenly came over, with a bright smile on her face.

"Hey, Mom, why did you call me all of a sudden?"

The energetic girl in the video did not respond to her son's greetings. She just watched quietly, her chest rising and falling, breathing in fresh air. In the end, she simply rolled her eyes and put Wang Shixiu in his drawer. I swallowed all the first-aid Suxin Pills I took just in case.

From her perspective, her good son is now wearing a fat JK uniform, his lips are painted with bright lipstick and slightly pouted, his eyelids are covered with two dark eye shadows, and the sides of his cheeks are also covered with white powder .

There is also a pink wig on top of her head, with two small ponytails.

The makeup used by the staff of the haunted house may not all be professional.

"Mom, what's wrong with you?"

Casey asked worriedly without realizing it.

Latias slumped on the chair, waved his hands feebly, and looked at Hu Di with desperate eyes: "Uncle, how about we have another one? We can't have this thing anymore."

Hu Di nodded without any hesitation.

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?I have nothing to say, it’s not a big deal, just get used to it.

?But why are you all holding on to me?

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?I won’t go to the rooftop this time.

?The river under the bridge is really turbulent, I like it! (??w?)?Hey

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(End of this chapter)