There's something wrong with this elf trainer

Chapter 133 “Friendly” interaction between trainer and elves

"By the way, did I forget Karuna's socks when I came out?"

Looking up at the movement above, Sirona seemed to suddenly think of something, turned to look at Lucario and asked, her tone a little uncertain.

Lucario, who was holding the energy cube rescued by Oni Bonsai in his hand and tasting it carefully, paused when he heard this. He tilted his head and thought carefully about what happened before, and his expression suddenly changed.

Quickly looking up at the thick fog above, Lucario took two steps back in a panic, taking defensive measures to cover the surrounding area with waveguides anytime and anywhere.

It was a trivial matter if Karuna's socks fell off, but Lucario was afraid that there was a connection between that sock and her, and if it happened to fall on her face, what would the news say the next day?

[The champion elf was smoked alive and fainted. Is Kalunai so terrifying? 】

Don't take her with you even if you die! !

Seeing Lucario like this, Kyuubi sneered, stuck out his tongue and made a face. Once this guy reacted and spread the waveguide, he would understand that the sock had found its victim.

The nine tails shook proudly, and then slowly stretched out towards the ice elf who was also tasting carefully and had a little energy cube crumbs in the corner of his mouth. He was caught off guard and lifted to his head by the nine tails.

"Buhu?"

The ice elf lowered his head in confusion, stretched out his pink tongue, and licked the crumbs from the corner of his mouth into his stomach. He let out a cute cry, but showed no resistance, as if anyone could abduct him and go home.

Nine Tails responded with a peaceful smile and did not explain too much. He raised his head high so that the ice elf could see more easily. The nine tails were not idle either. He held them behind the ice elf to prevent him from falling. , and gives a more comfortable feeling.

Although the pair of socks had already found its victim, just in case, she still had to find a shield to block her. She, Kyuubi, also wanted to save face.

Out of the corner of his eye, he caught sight of the big one and the small one looking happy. Lucario turned his head and quickly figured out the key point, suddenly realizing it.

After looking around, he found that he couldn't find a suitable shield. Lucario had no choice but to hide in the arms of the biting land shark, with tears in his eyes, as if he was being beaten by the two people above who couldn't be called human beings. The guy was scared.

Although Liebite Lu Shark was a little surprised that Lucario now looked like green tea, he still laughed and hugged him in his arms, looking like a mountain king with his little wife, and patted him generously. Lucario's shoulders indicated that he would protect her, thinking that he had taken advantage of his mortal enemy.

Lucario rolled his eyes, but in order to avoid the risk of social death, he still cooperated and pretended to be weak and pitiful and allowed to be bullied.

Your Majesty, you must protect the slave family~

The other elves were silent for a moment when they saw this scene.

Menas also pretended to twist a little, but ended up making himself sick and vomiting. His tail with beautiful red and blue scales kept slapping the Aplysia in silent protest.

Aplysia: "..."

The Aplysia beast, which had endured the unimaginable disaster, leaned down directly and took the weirdly laughing ghost potted plant into its mouth, biting the hard wedge with its teeth.

The illusory body floated in the air through the sea rabbit. The ghost bonsai looked up at the sky, with hot tears streaming from the corners of his eyes, expressing his sadness for the first time.

……

A pair of socks stuck to her face, and an indescribable smell of sweat hit her face. At the same time, it was strangely mixed with a hint of perfume. Nazi immediately recognized that these were girls' socks.

After all, you would never imagine what crazy things a girl would do to cover up the smell of smelly socks.

Nazhi, who used to be in Team Rocket and was running around on missions, felt this deeply. She said that these were all leftovers from her fun. She was angry for the first time that Team Rocket researchers refused to research a sock that would not stink. .

Can you imagine a Rockets cadre who is aloof in front of outsiders and leads his team members in a majestic manner? After returning home from a mission, he sneaks into the bathroom to wash his socks, being careful not to let the hired nanny see him?

Nazi experienced it personally, and it was a sad memory.

But now is not the time to lament the past. Nazi carefully took off the socks and took a few deep breaths.

"Whose socks are these?"

Her chest kept rising and falling, Nazi yelled angrily without caring about her image, but she didn't notice Karuna sneaking out without even caring about her socks.

"Card……"

"Cattleya's."

Cattleya was very innocent. Just when she was about to tell the owner of the socks, she was interrupted by her own name. She only saw the An Sheng who had formed an alliance with her just now when their eyes met, pointing decisively at her with a sincere face. .

Cattleya cast an angry look and blinked peacefully, indicating that she didn't understand the meaning.

"Okay, come on!"

Nazi believed it.

Because it no longer matters whose socks belong to them. What matters is that now it has evolved into a three-person battle. Naturally, it is necessary to determine which one is eliminated first.

However, it seemed that she had the same idea as An Sheng, and followed her usual habit of eliminating the most unstable factors first to avoid uncontrollable consequences.

Nazi's super power blossomed, forming a faint blue light on her body surface. She licked her lips. Just as she was about to say something harsh, she suddenly made a move.

Why did my lips feel sour and salty just now?It's quite familiar.

I still remember that when I washed my socks last time, the water from the basin smelled like this when it touched my lips. It was salty and sour, a bit like juice.

Well, by the way, it seems like your socks got on your lips just now?

After figuring out the key, Nazi's stomach suddenly turned upside down. Her eyes were wide open and her eyeballs were sunken, as if they were about to pop out. With a swish, she got into the bathroom that had not yet been affected.

……

"vomit……"

Listening to the sound of vomiting coming from inside, and looking at the unstable factors in front of him, An Sheng gradually fell into deep thought.

Since the socks are so powerful, if they get stuck on Cattleya's face, will the battle end early?

Cattleya on the opposite side also fell into deep thought.

She just felt so stupid that she had forgotten that as long as three people were fighting, the other two would exclude her immediately in order to prevent disaster.

hateful! ! !

Cattleya clenched her little fists, her little head turned very quickly for the first time, and decided that she must be cruel this time, so as not to let them take it lightly.

The two thinking people looked at the socks lying on the ground at the same time.

Unwilling to give up, Karuna quietly poked her head out from behind the door to see if she could get it back. When she saw the two people confronting each other in the room, they both looked directly at her socks with sharp eyes and shrank back in fear. go back.

It's not worth it. Just for a pair of socks, it's better not to face two humanoid monsters.

If it really came to play, Gardevoir probably wouldn't be able to beat these two guys.

Huh?

Come to think of it, Gardevoir looks so weak.

……

"Bu Hu!"

The ice elf lay on Kyuubi's head, shaking his head triumphantly at Roseredo on the ground, wantonly mocking him for not finding a good viewing position.

Rose Leiduo remained unmoved by the Ice Elf's provocation. She stared directly above, like a bomb dropped by an airplane. She split into two on the way down and headed straight for the Ice Elf and the Biting Land Shark with clear goals. socks.

——Neither Anjing nor Cattleya competed with each other, and the biological and chemical weapons were accidentally dropped.

Roseredo reminded the ice elf kindly.

Although he didn't believe the reminder, after suffering so many disasters in the morning, the ice elf still looked up.

Just at this glance, the ice elf was so frightened that the hair all over his body exploded, and when he tried to use his four little feet to jump away, he suddenly found that he could not move except for his head.

Jiuwei looked at the sock that fell from above with a serious expression. He always felt that the sock had become a spirit and became very mysterious. No matter whether he took a step forward or took a step back, the direction was always aimed at them.

This result made Kyuubi's eyes filled with tears. He gave the ice elf a few more energy cubes to compensate, and said that as long as he blocked it this time, nothing else would happen in the future. Anyway, the energy cubes would be enough.

Liebite Lusha also noticed this, and his expression quickly changed. Without even the slightest tangle, he was about to push Lucario out, hold it above his head, and block it.

As a result, she found that the Lucario in her arms no longer looked weak and bullied, but a pair of arms tightly hugged her neck, grinning with a ferocious expression, making her head unable to move at the same time. , the muscles made her neck hurt again.

Death King, your embrace is so warm, I am so greedy~

Sirona saw the god-level operations of the two elves and understood deeply what kind of damage the smelly socks had caused to these two elves with a keen sense of smell.

The passers-by around him were very excited.

So just like that, under the spotlight of everyone, two socks arrived as promised, and landed lightly on the heads of the ice elf and the biting land shark respectively, waiting for the response of their new friends.

……

"vomit--"

"vomit--"

Liebite Land Shark and Ice Elf burrowed their heads into the grass of the flower bed together, raised their buttocks high, and trembled slightly. Although this made the grass make some rustling sounds, it did not cover up the sound of vomiting.

There were a few passers-by around who had a bit of bad character, and they also got into the grass. They laughed and began to vividly describe the results of their grain cycle, not sparing any detail.

The nine tails took a leap, jumped onto the head of Metagross, and lay on it. The nine tails settled down and wrapped themselves up, leaving only a cute little head exposed.

Lucario stood behind Sirona again, with his arms folded across his chest and a serious expression. The breeze gently blew through the hair on his body, looking cool and cool.

Faced with Sirona's request for help and put away the socks, Roseredo hesitated for a moment, and then put away the socks with the vines that stretched out from the rose flowers.

Then he quickly used the bone spurs on Lucario's body to cut off the front end of the vine, and kicked it into the grass where the land shark and ice elf vomited.

Smelling the familiar smell on the vines and the vivid descriptions from the people next to them, the two elves vomited even more.

Menas ran far away when his socks fell off before. I don't know if it was because he was used to it, but he didn't forget to take the sea rabbit with him. He waited until all the socks were put away before coming back.

He circled around Sirona, tilted his head into her arms coquettishly, and began to reprimand the two people fighting above for their uncivilized behavior in a low voice. Can such biological and chemical weapons be thrown down casually?

Sirona judged the general meaning of Menas and smiled a little awkwardly. At the same time, she also told her to save some face for Karuna. After all, the biochemical weapon left behind was made by Karuna after a day of boredom.

Metagross still held Eluredo and Hu Di in his hands. No matter how much Miss Goethe persuaded, he even rubbed them against his ears and blew the wind. Even though he seemed to have no intention of letting them go, he would not let go.

There was indifference in his eyes.

Oh, he is a genderless elf, he can be a man or a woman. No matter how loud the wind blows in your ears, it is of no use!

……

There is a row of resting chairs at the edge of the training ground of the Superpower Association, which is dedicated to trainers training elves.

The elves being trained on the field showed their various abilities.

For example, no matter how much the trainer yells at the trainer, they still do not do anything, except for occasionally scratching their itch, turning over, raising their buttocks and farting at their trainer. There are no other unnecessary actions.

If the trainer gets tired of them, there are quite a few of these elves, but they just don’t know where to take out the sweet potatoes, radishes, and add a few crotons and the like.

Then gather up your strength to have a few farts that are louder, louder, and more flavorful.

However, some people did not control the number of crotons, so their trainers dragged their elves back to take a bath with something similar to yellow mud on their faces. Wherever they passed, they were truly blessed by the heavenly officials, and all evils were avoided.

Let’s not talk about anything else, but there are some maverick and bad-tempered trainers who are treated like this. Without thinking, they just take out a bottle of Selu, endure the trampling of the spray, and drink it to death. Expect more ferocious trampling.

It caused the surrounding area to be scattered.

Trainers are a magical species. You can never imagine what they will take out of their pockets, even if they take out a wife from their pockets one day.

Not to mention that some of the people present also work part-time as superpowers, so any weird thing could be stuffed into them.

There are also some who love to exercise, and the most common ones are fighting elves. The ones like Guaili who do push-ups with their trainers are already considered very good. Shavarang and Aibilang have already started fighting with their trainers to practice. Martial arts.

But obviously not everyone is stupid or Sheba. Even if they are trainers with better physiques than other peers, they are still losing ground at this moment. Forget about the elves who have a sense of control in their attacks, but those who have a sense of control...

There was Aibilang, who specialized in the lower third position, and showed no mercy, while his trainer had no expression on his face, except for the fact that his body was shaking after being attacked.

It’s not a big deal, I’m used to it, I could still hear the cracking sound before, but now it’s hopeless.

The trainer thought this way, and then was dragged down by the medical team hired at a high price to stay on the edge of the training ground.

??Damn it, originally those socks were supposed to be smacked into An Ning’s face, but this guy showed no moral ethics and came out to threaten me again, saying that if I dared to write like this, he would stuff my head into the toilet.

?Am I the kind of person who gives in when threatened?

?Of course not. I was able to hold on for a long time and gave in when my nose was about to touch the toilet water. I didn’t give in on the spot.

?How about it?Is it powerful? ! ???!!(??????)??

?Ahem, please give me some favorites and recommendation votes to comfort me. ?('w')?

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(End of this chapter)