There's something wrong with this elf trainer

Chapter 12 Turning on the light in the toilet - Looking for shit (death)

July 21st, heavy rain.

This is a special day. Back then, Yu Yi's mother kicked her out of her belly on this day.

two o'clock in the afternoon,

The weather is like a little girl in July, she cries whenever she wants and does whatever she wants.

Lead-like dark clouds floated in the sky. From time to time, a thunder snake made a rumbling cry, tearing away the dark clouds, but then quickly returned to its original state.

The car parked outside was being weathered by the heavy rain, making a crackling sound.

Many delicate flowers and green leaves obviously couldn't stand the love of the rain, so they quietly fell to the ground and hid.

An Jing put on a beige windbreaker and stood tall, with the Chunyu Taoist Temple door open in front of him.

The cool summer breeze gently blew over An Sheng's face, and also moved the hem of his windbreaker.

Hearing the sound of high heels coming from behind, An Sheng knew who it was without even looking back.

He stretched out his hand, looked at the thunder snake that occasionally appeared, and said solemnly: "This is a natural disaster."

"Heavenly tribulation? What the hell?"

Shen Yurou originally urged the boy to get in the car quickly, but when he suddenly said this, he always felt a little confused.

"I've known since I was born that disaster would find me sooner or later."

Shen Yurou was even more confused. She felt that even with her bald forehead, she couldn't even figure out what An Xiang said.

"Sure enough, God has been jealous of my appearance for a long time, and finally couldn't help but take action." An Shen sighed and continued the previous sentence.

Just as he was about to use his super power to make the hem of his clothes windless and automatic, giving this flawless and awesome show a beautiful ending, he heard Shen Yurou behind him say coldly: "Water gun."

"Fuck."

An Sheng, who only had time to turn his head, saw the gun mount that was almost touching his face, and then...

"Well, really, can't I just show off?"

An Sheng walked out of the misty bathroom, changed her clothes again, used a towel to lick her damp hair a few times, opened the door and walked out, looking at Shen Yurou who was leaning against the wall and complained.

"Hehe~"

Shen Yurou stretched out her hand and pinched An Sheng's rosy face, smiled indifferently, twisted her waist and turned around to leave.

He stood peacefully and admired the wonderful figure, then shook his head and followed him.

Opening the passenger door, he held Vulpix lying there in his arms, fastened his seat belt, and calmly pointed out: "Let's go."

"Then you still need to say it?"

Shen Yurou rolled her eyes beautifully, stepped on the accelerator with sharp eyes, and the car rushed straight into the rain as if Erha had taken off its restraints, "Obviously you can take me to teleport, but I still have to drive."

"What do you know? This is called the sense of ritual, the sense of ritual of going home." An Jian smiled, "And you can't use your superpowers for everything, right?"

If Shen Yurou didn't want to say anything else, she would press the accelerator to the bottom and feel a push on her back.

The 'Erha' in the rain becomes even more playful.

"You are the only one who dares to drive fast in the rain."

An Sheng shook his head without worry and looked at the world of heavy rain through the car window.

There were only a few pedestrians on the road, some holding umbrellas or wearing raincoats, enduring the heavy rain as they walked forward.

Under the gray sky, there were a few hazy white lights shining in the distance, but they were also the light from the car.

There were also a few people riding little sheep scooters, which also contributed some light.

There were also people sitting under the building, chatting, gossiping and playing games. They took their water elves out for a walk.

Most of them are Lotus Leaf Boy, Ubo and the like, but there are also Squirtle, Bogaman Yusanjia, etc., which are all small elves.

There was even a beautiful Menas, whose every move exuded charm and was surrounded by many water elves, swimming in the rain.

Her trainer, An Jing, has been seen on TV several times and is a relatively famous coordination trainer.

Driving fast in heavy rain is more dangerous, but under Shen Yurou's driving, the car parked safely in the garage of a villa.

"Woo~"

Vulpix happily jumped on the sofa, turned on the TV skillfully, used his magical power to open the coffee table drawer, and took out a bag of potato chips from it.

After tearing open the bag of potato chips, Vulpix ate one piece with narrowed eyes, and then looked at his trainer with provocative eyes.

If you have the ability, take care of me now~(￣▽￣~)~

"Roar!"

Shen Yurou walked in with some rain stains on her clothes. The wanton roars of Gyarados and other water elves could be heard outside, with a hint of provocation.

"roar~"

"Benji~"

Because of their excessive size, Charizard and Bangira, who were sitting in the corner aggrievedly, immediately retorted.

The elves on both sides have very clear intentions. One tells the other party to go out, and the other tells the other party to come in.

The two sides just stood there, yelling at each other.

Anping ignored the Vulpix who kept provoking him, jumped on the wind speed dog, and started to pick up the big dog.

At the same time, he reached out his hand to tease Anxi Jiuwei's tail.

Jiuwei, who was talking about feelings with his eldest son, Anxiang Jiuwei, turned around and glanced lightly, then took out a book from his tail and threw it to An Xiang.

"Woo." (This is the correct training method for fire elves.)

Kyuubi couldn't even look at his little daughter. The fire energy in her body didn't increase at all, but the super energy was almost catching up with his own.

It’s obvious that I have been practicing my magical powers these days!

"Dad's training manual."

An Sheng was stunned for a few seconds, then picked up the book and quickly turned it over. The faster he turned, the brighter the light in his eyes became.

After taking a rough look at it, An Sheng couldn't help but laugh strangely: "Jie Jie~"

Vulpix, Vulpix, this is not your trainer’s fault, it’s the trick your father gave me!

With this book, from now on, I am no longer a training waste!

Snapped.

"Sick?"

An Xin retracted his hand, sat down against the wind speed dog, and said angrily.

"Woof." (I was stunned.)

Fengsu Dog stretched out his paw and rubbed the back of An Sheng's head. He always felt that if his little master was beaten like this, his mind would become even more abnormal.

"Feng Su Gou still feels sorry for me." An Sheng suddenly raised his voice and pretended to cry, "It turns out that I am a dispensable person to my sister, and I will do whatever I want."

Wind Speed ​​Dog rolled his eyes and let An Sheng wipe his tears on his hair. I was wrong. The little master's mind was not very good to begin with.

pop~

There was another clear sound of the palm touching the back of the head, and An Xin withdrew his hand calmly.

As expected, creatures like my brother just want to be beaten.

Without saying a word, he slapped her with the label of not loving her brother.

If he continues to make trouble, she might be said to be a ruthless woman at some point.

"An Xin, I will fight with you!"

An Jing's nose twitched slightly, and he didn't use his superpowers to pounce on An Jing and scratch An An's itchy flesh.

The siblings immediately got into a fight and rolled around on the ground. Qin Ziyan, who was walking out with the fruit plate, stumbled by someone's foot. The fruit plate flew up high and hit the two of them with a plop.

"what."

Kyuubi yawned, used his magical power to safely place the fruit plate and fruits on the table, and then continued to chat with his eldest son.

By the way, he pulled his little daughter over to give him a lecture.

An Xin covered his shoulders and An An Sheng covered his waist. They had no intention of scratching each other's flesh. The two of them silently helped each other stand up.

In this wave, Qin Ziyan succeeded in one versus two.

"What a powerful move, my handsome young man An Sheng is convinced." An Sheng gave a thumbs up and praised with a red face and a heartbeat.

Then he looked painful and clutched his waist, lying on the sofa.

Although he dreamed of walking out of a certain room holding his waist, it was not like being stabbed with an arm and holding his waist.

An Xin looked around and suddenly realized that among the many elves in the room, none of them could cure the fluctuations.

Hiss~ It looks like there will be a team doctor in the next team.

"Flame Chicken, why don't you come over and help me?"

The Flame Chicken with a colorful super evolution stone on his wrist walked up to An Xin in a high-profile manner. The super evolution stone was always placed in the most conspicuous place, eager to let everyone know that he had the super evolution stone.

Charizard smiled disdainfully, put his hand behind his butt and touched it. He took out a protective gear from the Two-dimensional anus and put it on his neck. On it was a conspicuous super evolution stone.

The resting flame chicken also silently took out a wrist guard, shook it, and then put it back again, looking at this junior with a look of hatred.

Benjira raised his neck, revealing a fist-sized super evolution stone, and looked ferociously smiling at the flame chicken.

Absol just shook his head, revealing the super evolution stone hidden under his snow-white hair, his expression as cold as ever.

"Hahaha, I told you not to show off. If you don't show off, you will be punished, right?"

An Xin held his stomach, pointed at the flame chicken who looked shocked and laughed, "Would you like to go outside and take a look? The elves outside also have super evolution stones."

"just……"

With a livid face, the Flame Chicken took off his wrist guard and put it into the Two-dimensional chrysanthemum. With a little force on his chicken paws, he threw his unscrupulous trainer to An Anping.

Then he walked to a corner and leaned down, trying to regain his usual aloof look. However, the gentleman crow standing on the birdstand kept squawking and taunting, and his aloof look was getting farther and farther away from the flame chicken.

The two siblings were sitting on the sofa watching TV, poking each other from time to time and making small moves. They both held a proud moon elf in their arms. No one could tell which one was Zoroark's disguise.

Qin Ziyan sat far away. He knew that all this was superficial, and the brother and sister would definitely start fighting again after a while.

"Sister, why haven't you found the key stone after so many days?" After a moment of silence, An Sheng took the lead in starting the battle, with the words "Hello, useless" written all over his face.

An Xin smiled slightly on the surface, inserted a piece of watermelon and fed it to An Xian, looking like a brother and sister, and he was already thinking about CNN in his heart.

He is really the fired guy in the teahouse - he doesn't mention any pot.

She really hasn't found a keystone these days, and she's embarrassed to ask her parents for it.

In other words, there are super evolutionary stones, but they can't even be used.

"That means my sister is unlucky." An Xin sighed, "I heard that Cattleya came here some time ago, but you haven't been home for several days."

The implication is that An Sheng was so frightened by Cattleya that he didn't even dare to return home.

An An felt that her hands were a little itchy. At this moment, she wanted to pick up the brush and write the word "coward" on An An's face.

An Sheng's expression moved slightly: "I just miss Sister Shen. I am afraid that she will be lonely, so I go to live with her."

"Then there's no need to stay at Aunt Shen's house for so many days, right? She didn't even see the guests." An An looked proud, thinking that An An was unable to refute, so he held on to this.

Behind her was Shen Yurou, who was holding a kitchen knife and smiling.

"An Xin, you should call Sister Shen."

Qin Ziyan couldn't stand it and planned to remind herself of her best friend, even though she had already thought about where her best friend would be buried.

"Aunt Shen is from the same era as Mom and Dad, how can you call me sister?" I have to say that An Xin sometimes feels terrible.

"You are really lighting up the toilet - looking for shit (to die)." An Xiang looked in admiration at this moment, and used honorifics unknowingly.

"I..." Just as An Xin was about to speak, someone tapped him on the shoulder. He turned around and looked...

"Fuck!"

Looking at the iron-headed boy in front of him who was spouting Chinese quintessence, Shen Yurou patted her shoulder, pulled her towards the kitchen, and praised her as she walked: "Auntie likes honest people like you the most. Come on, Auntie will give you some." award."

The overwhelmed and frightened An Xin was pulled into the kitchen in a daze. As the kitchen door closed, the sight of everyone and the elves was cut off.

The moon elf Jie Jie, who was thrown on the sofa by An An, laughed strangely, jumped on An An's head and turned into a green caterpillar.

"You might as well turn into a spinytail."

An Sheng stretched out his hand and tried to pull Zoroark off his head, but he dodged it.

As expected of Zoroark, he never disappoints when it comes to disgusting people.

"Koga Ninja Frog!"

Unable to tolerate An Jing's martial ethics, he invited foreign aid.

A red tongue flew out of nowhere, wrapped around Zoroark, turned into a green caterpillar and flicked it out.

Throw Zoroark out of the open window.

Then he used his tongue to roll back the blue energy cube in An Sheng's hand.

"Quick." (Welcome to your next visit!)

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