[Douluo] I just want to be a disabled person

The subtlety of pasta lies in its soft outer shell and rich filling. As soon as you enter the mouth, you will be conquered by the pop-able appearance, and then the complex filling will completely pull you into the depth of deliciousness with an unquestionable attitude. at.

A qualified "dumpling" - the filling should have been polished and colored for thousands of times before it can become a blockbuster when it first appears!

This principle is not applicable to humans.

Of course Tang Lingyi was also a devout believer in it, so at this moment, on a sunny March day, when she was feeling sleepy, she pulled the quilt and kneaded herself into a big white bun, and buried her head into the soft pillow. Inside, I used the remaining warmth of the morning to warm my whole body.

Then, flip to the left and flip to the right.

It's like a bulging white dumpling rolling around on the bed, with the stuffing still swelling in the skin.

Tang Lingyi: It’s so comfortable to be able to toss and turn in the quilt like this after waking up - ah, this perfect life of staying in bed~

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Just as she was squinting to enjoy the morning sunshine with a satisfied look on her face, a discordant knock on the door suddenly sounded.

"Dong dong dong."

"Miss, someone is looking for you." The servant's voice came from behind the door, and it was vaguely audible.

When Tang Lingyi heard this, her heart was filled with resistance, and she shrank back into the quilt, covering her ears to deceive herself.

Can't hear, can't hear, I can't hear!

Who will come to visit so early in the morning? It's all fake! [Determined face jpg]

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I thought that the waiter would give up if he didn't respond, but after a "click", the maid in simple clothes said softly, "Then I'm in" and then entered the room directly.

The whole process was so coherent that Tang Lingyi didn't have a chance to refute.

Tang Lingyi: "..."

The capable maid pulled the two corners of the white dumpling without changing her expression, shook her hands, and a green filling was shaken out.

The young master, who was disturbed from staying in bed, stared at the daring maid with a dead look on his face, hoping that she could give him a sufficient explanation, otherwise... Haha →_→

Tang Lingyi: [Fire warning]

The secretary straightened the quilt on his hands and met Tang Lingyi's gaze without fear: "Miss, Tang San has been waiting for you down there for half an hour."

"Half an hour?" Tang Lingyi looked confused, "Why so long? No...why did he come to me?"

Didn't she just send this little kid away yesterday? Why did he come to your door again today?

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The servant put the folded quilt aside with an innocent expression: "I don't know, but he said he made an appointment with you."

"An appointment?" Tang Lingyi sat on the bed and scratched his head, "Why didn't I know that he and I had..."

"Let's talk about this after you finish cleaning up." The servant took out her clothes from the closet and put them on the bed. "I'll go downstairs to prepare breakfast for you first."

Tang Lingyi sighed and nodded reluctantly: "I understand, please."

"No, miss. It's my honor." After the servant said this, he turned around and closed the door and left. Tang Lingyi looked at her white and soft pillows with a look of reluctance.

Tang Lingyi: Woo hoo, why do you have to separate me from you so cruelly!

She was reluctantly attached to the temperature of the bed while putting on her clothes very slowly.

Tang Lingyi: Let me sit for a while. The next time I see it... I have to wait for my nap in 4 hours! Me, I can’t bear to leave qaq!

With this mood in mind, another fifteen minutes had passed by the time Tang Lingyi came downstairs.

She propped her chin and looked at Tang San who was waiting obediently on the sofa with an impatient look on her face: "Why did you come to see me so early in the morning?"

Tang San opened his round eyes with a pure expression: "I came to you to learn the Tang Sect's secret techniques."

"Didn't I say that I would come back after you get well?" Tang Lingyi recalled what she said when leaving last night and looked at him with a frown.

Tang San nodded affirmatively: "Yes, I'm in good health today."

"So, you're here?" Tang Lingyi twitched the corner of her mouth. She finally knew what was wrong.

The subtext of her last night's instructions was to wait for Tang San to recover for a period of time and come back when he was really well.

It's not just that you can come when you feel better.

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"Yes." Tang San nodded readily, not feeling that there was anything wrong with his understanding at all.

Such an upright attitude... Tang Lingyi suddenly covered her face with one hand, with a bit of despair in her eyes, and her voice sounded as if it came from the horizon: "You have never thought about 'waiting until you get well'... This is a statement. ?"

It has a causal relationship with what follows...not a conditional relationship!

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"What?" Tang San tilted his head and asked, not knowing what she meant for the moment.

Tang Lingyi: "..."

She shook her head in frustration and patted his shoulder heavily: "It's nothing, I mean you are too diligent."

Diligence makes salted fish afraid.

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"Senior, you are so complimentary. This junior still has many shortcomings." Tang San stood up and cupped his hands, his words were quite polite.

Tang Lingyi looked at him like this... When she thought about that thing again, her head started to hurt.

She silently put down her hands, turned around and walked towards the dining table outside: "I'll go eat first, please wait for me for a few minutes."

Tang San nodded in agreement: "Okay."

……

In the courtyard, the rising sun shines brightly.

Tang Lingyi kept mentally building herself up: It's okay, it's okay, it's just a joke, it can't be taken seriously. And I have moved to another world, so that thing must be fake...

She silently swallowed a breath, then raised her head and looked at Tang San in front of her: "First of all, before I teach you, I have a request. You should think about it first. If you agree, we will continue."

Require?

What Tang San was not afraid of the most was demands. As long as he was given a chance, he would not give up no matter how difficult it was.

"Senior, please speak."

Tang Lingyi coughed slightly and stretched out her index finger: "I can teach you the secret techniques of Tang Sect, but you are not allowed to call me master!"

Ok?

What is this requirement?

Tang San was a little confused, but looking at Tang Lingyi's prepared look, he temporarily swallowed his doubts and nodded obediently: "Okay, senior."

"Wait a minute!" Tang Lingyi interrupted him, "You're not allowed to call me senior, nor are you allowed to call me senior, such as uncle or master!"

Ah this...

Tang San frowned, but finally couldn't help but asked: "Why?"

"There's no reason! Just say whether you agree or not." Tang Lingyi glared at him "viciously", trying her best to hide her guilty conscience.

Tang Lingyi: Can I say it’s because of a prophecy that looks like a joke...? No, no, no, I can’t say it, I can’t say it! Doesn't it mean I'm afraid of that "Meng Po" guy?

I'm not afraid!

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She thought she was fierce, but in fact she looked like a cat whose tail had been stepped on and its fur exploded, which made Tang San want to laugh.

Tang San: Senior... you are really childish.

"Okay... okay, I agree." Tang San suppressed the corners of his mouth that spontaneously rose due to entertainment, and said with a meek look, "Then how should I call you?"

Well this...

Tang Lingyi scratched his head.

It's a bit unfamiliar to call him by his first name. After all, he is the kid he teaches, so he can't be too repulsive to others. But calling her more intimate...she was a little awkward, and wouldn't it make her look less majestic?

After thinking for a long time but unable to come up with an answer, Tang Lingyi decided to throw the question to others: "You think about it yourself...you are not allowed to use the title of senior anyway!"

"Oh... okay." Tang San nodded, indicating that he accepted her request.

Tang Lingyi breathed a sigh of relief when he saw this. As long as he agreed, that incident... probably wouldn't have happened.

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Tang Lingyi, who thought she had solved her "big trouble", was obviously in a much better mood.

She slowly leaned on the wheelchair, and her frowning eyebrows slowly relaxed: "Since you agreed, then I will keep my word. Tell me, what do you want to learn first?"

Tang San smiled and threw the question back: "Ex... do you have any suggestions?"

Tang Lingyi thought for a while: "I think your Kung Fu is like the Taoist Kung Fu of the Chunyang sect. It has good compatibility. If you are willing, you can start from Tianluo. There are too many external skills in the Jingyu Jue, so you need a suitable one." There are too many students in Notting College, so it is not convenient for you to practice. I will teach you when I find an opportunity in the future."

What she said was quite in line with Tang San's own thoughts, although he preferred Jingyu, who mainly used hidden weapons, to Tian Luo, who used poison. But he was still a work-study student, and he didn't have much time or money to invest in making hidden weapons.

Tang San sighed secretly, lowered his eyes and said, "Then... I'll trouble you."

"It's nothing." Tang Lingyi waved his hand and said seriously: "Then I will start talking: the dragon and snake are trapped in the heaven and earth net, and the gods are frightened and are heading for the underworld. When Tianluo makes moves, he pays attention to the way of winning by surprise, among which Mysteries are unpredictable, so be careful when practicing..."

The girl's clear voice rang out in the courtyard, and the boy opposite listened intently, his deep but innocent pupils falling motionlessly on the beautiful girl.

I don’t know if what I’m looking at is people, or... some magnificent scenery.

……

Time passed slowly, and half a month passed in the blink of an eye.

Tang Lingyi slept until three o'clock in the morning as usual, slowly ate breakfast... ah no, breakfast and lunch under the worried gaze of the servant day after day, and then slowly huddled in the wheelchair holding her beloved pillow. Sitting in the courtyard in a daze.

There was class in the academy today, so Tang San didn't have time to come to her to ask questions at noon, but Tang Lingyi didn't feel disappointed at all.

The reason is simple... without your curious baby involved - she gets to enjoy a long, sweet nap.

The kind of sleeping until the sun goes down (doge).

In fact, she and Tang San were getting along pretty well these days. As a student, Tang San was undoubtedly qualified - smart, studious, easy to master, hard-working, humble and motivated.

This made Tang Lingyi feel full of accomplishment as a teacher, and she wished she could give him everything she had learned in her previous life.

Tang Lingyi: No wonder the master likes to ask us to answer questions. This feeling of understanding everything as soon as you talk... is so wonderful!

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But when it comes to dissatisfaction...there must still be some!

Ever since she wanted to teach Tang San, she never stayed in bed past eight o'clock on weekends and holidays!

Eight o'clock!

Aren’t weekends just for resting and staying in bed? Do you get up so early to compete with the birds for worms?

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If it weren't for the fact that he could help her cover up in front of the master so that she could fish happily, Tang Lingyi would have thrown him out of the window!

But in order to establish a "hard-working and progressive" persona in front of the master, Tang Lingyi endured this "torture" for the time being.

Tang Lingyi: It’s too difficult for me qaq.

Today is the last day of classes in the academy this week. Thinking of seeing Tang San again tonight, Tang Lingyi felt a little migraine.

"It's a good thing that he's diligent, but he can't pull me to be diligent too..." Tang Lingyi muttered, making the passing servant laugh.

Contrary to her young master, the maid very much welcomed Tang San's visit.

Before leaving, Butler Feng asked her to advise the young lady to exercise more.

But the young lady couldn't wake up in the morning, and spent the rest of the time slumped in a wheelchair in a daze, leaving her with nowhere to start. Just when she was worried that she had no idea, Tang San unexpectedly visited her and solved her "immediate urgency."

Shishu: Ever since I met Young Master Tang San, the amount of time the young lady is awake has increased from 8 hours to 14 hours. Fortunately, I didn't "deal with" him at the beginning, otherwise where would I find such an effective awakening agent?

It's a pity that Master Tang San still has to go to class, otherwise... she wouldn't even have to worry about the young lady's daily exercise.

Thinking like this, Shishu secretly looked at Tang Lingyi who was motionless behind him and sighed secretly.

Although she had successfully reduced the lady's original bedtime by one day since she invited Tang San to stay here, but... aren't there still four days left?

Waiter: If you sleep 12 hours a day, will your limbs really become weak?

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The diligent maid is also worried today whether the little master's body will become soft due to the long sleep time:)

Tang Lingyi, who was napping like a cat in the sun, had no idea how frantically her maid was trying to make her beautiful time in bed disappear.

Under the warm sunshine, Tang Lingyi slept soundly with her arms in her arms. The golden light fell on her eyelashes, sifting out the fine powder and caressing her soft and smooth face. The gorgeous but simple robe on her body gave her an indescribable sense of mystery, which made people feel that she could only see her from a distance. Don't play with it.

Xiao Wu, who was secretly lying on the top of the wall, was dumbfounded.

Xiao Wu: This young lady is so beautiful!

She originally came to see Tang San. That guy who didn't keep his word had clearly promised that he would do all her work for the rest of the semester, but since he suddenly asked for leave ten days ago, this guy had forgotten about it. !

Earlier, she had excused the guy, saying that he was not in good health these days, so he couldn't do such heavy work.

And she had recently recruited a group of younger brothers, thinking of taking care of the patients, so she kindly asked those younger brothers to help with Tang San's work during this time.

I originally thought that I would let this man fulfill his promise after he got well, but who knew... This guy had moved out from Qishe a few days ago, and he had completely forgotten about cleaning!

Feeling that her young heart had been betrayed and deceived, Xiao Wu angrily came to Tang San to settle the score.

After knocking on the door for several minutes but getting no response, she could only leap from the sky. However, the wall of this house seemed to be cursed. It looked quite short - but she couldn't get over it with her martial spirit.

I finally found a shabby ladder, but it was only half a meter high.

By the time she gritted her teeth and climbed up the wall, she was already out of breath. She was about to lie down on the wall to rest, but when she looked up, she saw Tang Lingyi sleeping soundly.

Xiao Wu blinked and breathed a little subconsciously, and then she kept moving across the wall, looking at the sleeping girl motionlessly, like a cute rabbit guarding her big carrot.

Like an idiot (funny).

When Shishu and Tang San walked into the courtyard and saw this scene, these words flashed through their minds.

But the "idiot" in front of him was also a young and beautiful girl. Thinking about it this way... Shi Shu felt a little sorry for her.

She looked away awkwardly and turned to look at Tang San: "Is this your classmate? He looks like a little rabbit, quite cute."

Tang San nodded: "She should have come to see me, I'm sorry."

"It doesn't matter." Shishu shook his head, "There is a protective cover in the yard, so she can't get in. Let the little rabbit... let her go to the gate."

Tang San smiled and said, "Well, I'll go talk to Rabbit...her."

As soon as these words came out, the two looked at each other.

Shishu: So you always call people this in private?

Tang San: Why did you suddenly say something wrong? Am I... brainwashed by what I just said?

The two people with criminal records were a little embarrassed towards each other. Tang San coughed twice: "I, I'll call Tutu...she comes down."

With that said, he hurriedly walked towards the wall.

At this time... Tang Lingyi, who was full of sleep, woke up while they were talking. She vaguely heard the words "rabbit" and "cute" through her sleepy eyes.

After six years of eating medicinal food without any spicy food, the Bashu people's perceptual thinking made her couldn't help but spit out these words: "Rabbit... Shishu, are you going to make spicy rabbit heads today?"

Tang San who just passed her: "..."

The Servant Shu, who is now feeling guilty for giving others nicknames without permission: "..."

and many more!

What spicy rabbit head? ! ! !