[Douluo] I just want to be a disabled person

(I found out today that my collection has exceeded 1000, so I’ll add a little theater extra to celebrate~)

Hope you all like<(__)>

“Yao Shou—the two captured characters fell in love with each other!”

"Road to a Prosperous Age" is a strategy game with the background of cultivating immortals and suitable for various gender orientations.

The game is famous for its high degree of NPC freedom. Different from some strategy games on the market, "Prosperous Age" requires players to carefully focus on strategy, and success cannot be achieved by simply brushing values.

After the strategy is successful, players cannot take it lightly. After all, breakups are also a classic feature of this game.

There is no archive in this game, players can only bind one account, and time flows according to normal life time.

To sum up, if it weren’t for the name of a “strategy game,” StarCraft players would actually think it was a second world.

But these are actually nothing. What interests players the most is actually the variety of characters to be conquered in this game!

It can be as small as a vendor or neighbor, or as big as an immortal master. As long as you think about it, even if it’s just a tree - it’s all okay (doge)!

——Of course, different characters naturally have different difficulties in being conquered.

And today, in this popular game, a bug appeared that shocked all players!

That is - the two Flowers of the High Mountains who were ranked at the top of the popularity list of the captured characters, they actually digested it internally!

After this matter was revealed by an "insider", it immediately caused an uproar.

Countless LSPs cried on the forum that their wives (father-in-law) were gone.

——My third brother! Why are you with someone else before I come to you?

——Aww, wife! What's so good about that tech geek? Why did you fall in love with him blindly?

……

Countless such cries dominated the entire forum, and the crowd couldn't help but laugh.

The "third brother" and "wife" mentioned above are the main characters of this incident - Tang San and Tang Lingyi, a man and a woman.

Don't get me wrong, although both of them have the surname Tang, they are not related by blood.

Tang San, the ancestor of the Tang Sect who was famous in the world of immortality for his machine skills, stayed in the forbidden area in the back mountain of the Tang Sect for 365 days out of 366 days a year. He was a standard technical house.

Tang Lingyi, who started his career as an assassin in Qihe Louqian - a retired top assassin who now lives in the Medical Valley and makes a living by growing flowers. He is also a standard technical geek.

How can two tech geeks be together?

When the news first broke, all players thought so.

But then, PHS, who is proficient in all kinds of gossip and exposed countless underground romances, posted a video that made all players despair.

The video begins with a melodious flute sound.

Along with the flying white catkins in the Medical Valley, the camera skipped over the clumps of green grass and the winding creek, and stopped in front of a small wooden house.

The workmanship of the wooden house is very good, and it seems that a lot of thought has been put into it.

Exquisite and small, it also carries a different kind of elegance. It sits quietly among the flowers, with several acres of square fields in front of the door. There are long and thin grape vines hanging on the fence...it's quite a bit like a slow life.

The audience was stunned for a moment when they saw this, and the barrage showed a blank screen for a moment. Then, there was a burst of enthusiastic envy.

The flowers in front of the door swayed in the wind, and under the expectant eyes of the audience, the closed wooden door opened.

"Squeak."

A half-masked man came out of the house.

The ponytail tied high high rippled in graceful arcs as it swayed, and the white jade mask served no other purpose than to make his skin as white as jade.

His eyebrows are handsome, clear and elegant. There are bandits and gentlemen who are like grinding and polishing.

This is the sentence that comes to anyone's mind after seeing him.

This is Tang San, the flower of the high mountain who reached the top of the list with only half a face.

The fans in front of the screen couldn't help but drool at the sight of him.

Fans: It’s been a year and three months since I last saw Third Brother, and Third Brother is still as beautiful as ever. Woohoo.

Just when the fans were salivating and forgetting themselves, the man's careful movements brought them back to the cruel reality.

"Do you still want to sleep?" Tang San held Tang Lingyi and sat down on the recliner, gently adjusting her posture so that the woman in his arms could sleep more comfortably.

Tang Lingyi let him move and yawned lazily: "No, but I want to lie down for a while."

As she spoke, she rubbed Tang San's chest and raised her eyes to reveal that magnificent and picturesque face.

As another protagonist like Tang San who killed the entire forum with just half of his face, Tang Lingyi naturally has an appearance that is not inferior to Tang San.

However, unlike Tang San, a handsome gentleman, this former assassin who was famous for his "assassinations" had an appearance that made people feel trance-like.

Compared with the ink painting, it is more dense and colorful; compared with the pastel ink, it is more indifferent and indifferent.

A kind of complexity intertwined with contradictions makes this lazy beauty even more thrilling.

With a casual glance, she seemed to have discovered the camera.

The people in front of the screen took a breath, their hearts beating wildly.

Just when she was worried about whether the former killer would destroy the camera, she saw her closing her eyes again, resting her head on the chest of the man beneath her and beginning to rest her mind.

"What's wrong?" Tang San said softly while stroking her hair.

"It's nothing, it's just that someone is peeking." Tang Lingyi replied, not really caring whether she was being spied on.

Tang San thought for a moment, and seeing that she didn't care, he ignored the matter.

"What do you want to eat tonight?" Tang San's fingers slid across her face one after another, lingering on the warm skin.

"Itchy!" Tang Lingyi hid in discomfort from being harassed by him, "Whatever, you can do whatever you like."

"How about making peach blossom rice with wild vegetables? After dinner, would you like to accompany me to visit the lantern market?" Tang San put his hand around the woman's waist and buried his head in her ear.

"Okay." Tang Lingyi nodded indifferently and felt an itch on the side of his neck.

She reflexively recalled the experience of struggling for most of the night before falling asleep last night, and shrank back in fear: "I just woke up, and the owner of the valley will come to get the tweed later, so don't come again. "

Thinking about the marks on her shoulders that she found when she got up and washed up this morning, Tang Lingyi couldn't help but glare at him: "Aren't you frigid?"

"Sexually frigid?" A smile flashed across Tang San's eyes when he heard this, "Where did you hear that?"

"That's what the host said."

After Tang Lingyi finished answering, she suddenly felt something was wrong and subconsciously covered her mouth.

She winked at Tang San flatteringly, and was about to explain when she heard this man suddenly ask, as if he was going over an old score: "So, Lingyi chose me because I was frigid?"

Tang San felt a little unhappy when he thought of this.

The acquaintance between the two of them was actually an accident.

After finishing her last job, Tang Lingyi went to Qihe Building to take a temporary job and retire, and was warmly introduced to Tang San by the building owner.

Of course, she didn't actually know Tang San's identity at that time.

But the owner of Qihe Building said that because of her hard work and achievements for the building over the years, the building decided to assign her a partner.

At that time, Tang Lingyi, who had always wanted to grow flowers and raise children, was naturally very excited when she heard this. In addition, the partner had the "non-clinginess" certification of the original poster, and Tang Lingyi, who was very satisfied, naturally rushed!

Tang Lingyi: Not clingy = you can have a good sleep = nothing will happen from now on.

After experiencing some "you chase me and run away", this non-sticky person was successfully taken into Tang Lingyi's arms.

After the two of them were together, they went to meet the landlord hand in hand.

To thank her for her help.

But who would have known that the original poster himself would be even more surprised than them when he heard about this!

Host: "The one I'm introducing to you is obviously another young man in the building. His surname is Tang and his given name is Shan, from Shanshu."

Not the third of this Tang clan ancestor!

Blame me for not keeping you up to date with current events, woo hoo!

Tang Lingyi realized that she had made the wrong choice: "..."

No wonder, she just said it! How could there be anyone in this world with the same name as the ancestor of the Tang clan?

Also, how could she still chase the assigned person?

It turns out she made a mistake, ha, ha, ha...

After listening to Cheng Wulong, Tang San felt very complicated: "..."

He silently looked at the woman next to him who wanted to bury her head in the soil because of embarrassment. He picked her up expressionlessly and said firmly, "The Tang Sect's master will come to discuss the contract in three days." After that, he carried Tang Lingyi back to the place where he lived and started a half-month discussion on the topic of "Do you really love me?"

The discussion process - serious but full of philosophy, traditional but not lacking in new ideas, long-lasting but not lengthy and complicated... is full of a charm that makes onlookers blush and heartbeat, ah no, thought-provoking.

【Serious jpg】

But what exactly happened during these half months...no one else knows.

Although the head of the Tang Sect, the owner of the Qihe Building, and a series of bad friends all inquired in the name of "I have a friend," the two protagonists remained silent.

Tang San's smile was filled with joy, while Tang Lingyi's expression had a hint of sadness and sweetness.

After half a month, Tang Lingyi couldn't guarantee that at least she would never dare to think of "changing someone else" again.

[Mighty girl crying jpg]

"Lingyi."

"Ah?" Tang Lingyi, who also recalled the first time the two met, came to her senses in a daze.

"You haven't said yet... did you choose me because of my frigidity?" Tang San looked at her with a smile. It was obviously a very gentle smile, but Tang Lingyi couldn't help but feel "I'm going to suffer." a feeling of.

She forced herself to calm down and smiled: "...Ken, it's definitely not the case. How is it possible?"

Because you, meow, are not frigid at all!

As if he saw through what she was thinking, Tang San's eyes flashed.

However, he did not continue, but changed the topic: "It's getting late, do you want to go picking wild vegetables with me?"

"Yes, yes!" Tang Lingyi, who thought she had escaped, nodded desperately, making Tang San laugh again.

"Let's go."

"Ah."

The two walked away hand in hand, leaving fans in front of the screen crying and shouting.

--No! My husband (mother-in-law)! Come back!

While everyone was wailing, a small, boxy robot suddenly appeared in front of the screen.

It is Tang San's work.

In full view, it raised its fist.

The viewers had no time to react before they saw it punch the screen.

"Oh!"

A thunder louder than "When Lu Zhenhua knew Aunt Xue had fallen in love with him" sounded, and the screen collapsed.

——Tsk, man’s possessiveness~