[Douluo] I just want to be a disabled person

Rest time always passes quickly. On the morning of the eighth day, when the class bell rang, eight people were waiting for the master in the square in the middle of the village early.

The sun is shining brightly today and the sky is cloudless.

The second stage is the same as Flanders arranged before, fighting in the Soto Grand Soul Fighting Arena until you obtain the Silver Soul Fighting Badge, whether it is a single player or a team battle.

At the same time, in order to avoid extra trouble, the master asked them not to tell other people's faces and names, and to call them all by mask codenames. Group battles would be fought under the name of the Shrek Eight Monsters, and each person should fight at least twice a day.

As soon as the master finished speaking, Oscar looked at Dai Mubai with a pitiful look: "Boss Dai, why don't we participate in two versus two together?"

Dai Mubai was stunned for a moment. He originally wanted to take this opportunity to get closer to Zhu Zhuqing, but when he saw Oscar's pleading eyes, after thinking about it, he nodded: "Then, okay."

After three months of training, the eight of them have a certain understanding of each other's strengths. Among them, Dai Mubai, Tang San and Tang Lingyi were the strongest in terms of combat effectiveness. Oscar picked Dai Mubai when he first came up. The remaining Tang Lingyi and Tang San were evenly matched in strength. If it was just because they were easier to get along with people of the same sex, Ning Rongrong wanted to choose Tang Lingyi. But maybe it was because of her "unobtrusive" speech that day, Ning Rongrong always felt that Tang Lingyi was not close to her, but in comparison, she felt that Tang San was easier to talk to.

She looked at Tang San and said in a disgusting voice: "Third brother, are you willing to help me?"

Tang San was stunned for a moment when he heard this: "But... I want to form a team with Ling Yi. The two of us want to improve her proficiency in her third soul skill."

Tang Lingyi, who was suddenly cueed: "? Wait, when did I say..."

As soon as she said her retort, the master suddenly said: "Yes, you two are of the same level. Lingyi's third soul skill only has an amplifying effect on you. It's perfect to participate in a two-on-two match together."

Hearing this, Tang San nodded happily: "Yes, teacher."

Another protagonist who actually had no intention of participating: "...Yes, Master."

Perhaps because she was unwilling to do so, Tang Lingyi quietly reached out her hand and, using the cover of her clothes, grabbed Tang San's arm fiercely. I don't know how this guy practiced, but the hard tendons made Tang Lingyi feel sore and strenuous.

After taking a look at the people who were discussing with great interest, Tang Lingyi smiled but secretly hid her sword and said in a low voice: "When did I say that I would participate in two versus two with you?"

Although the feather-like force on his arm didn't cause much pain to Tang San, he still gritted his teeth in a "caring and dedicated" manner, hissed softly, and said aggrievedly: "You clearly promised me last time. "

"How is that possible?" Tang Lingyi retorted subconsciously.

Tang San muttered in a low voice: "I'm just going to copy the reading for you. That day, you agreed to practice with me later, and didn't I agree that you would look at me?"

The teenage boy's timely show of weakness made Tang Lingyi, who was filled with anger, stunned. The moment he softened his heart, he became even more angry as if he remembered something: "...Don't change the topic or change the concept for me. , when I say accompanying you to practice, I mean practicing as before, not that I want to accompany you to participate in two-on-two!"

"Also." Tang Lingyi rubbed her thumb and index finger to relieve the aftereffects of "revenge" on Tang San: "I can watch you from the viewing platform without close contact!"

Tang San was refuted: "..." Why does she have so many reasons to find excuses for herself to be lazy? Is laziness really a doge on the ladder of human progress?

"But if you don't participate, the teacher will, um, suggest you participate." After thinking about it, Tang San decided to start from another aspect: "As far as your third soul skill is concerned, the teacher will definitely... let us That’s how it works. It’s always better to leave a good impression on the teacher if you take the initiative to say it than to be forced, right?”

Tang Lingyi, who was "indignant": "..."

Suddenly she realized that this guy was right. The last time she had an excuse to be lazy was because the leader was the dean who was not familiar with her. Now after living under the master's devilish hands for three months, I understand what "informed knowledge" means. No, Tang Lingyi, who is sensible and reasonable, is suddenly not so angry anymore.

She quietly looked at the master's seemingly satisfied face and felt relieved. Just like Tang San said, if the outcome is doomed, but if you can take the initiative to seek some benefits for your salted fish career... then this business is still a good deal.

Thinking like this, Tang Lingyi threw a grateful look at Tang San.

Tang Lingyi: Thanks, brother.

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Tang San: You're welcome...friend.

While the two of them were flirting and flirting, the other people also formed their own teams. Ning Rongrong and Xiao Wu fell in love with Zhu Zhuqing, a "virtuous woman" at the same time, and Xiao Wu finally succeeded in winning the beauty (bushi) under the "previous agreement". The regretful Ning Rongrong had no choice but to make do with Ma Hongjun... After that, the master took out eight prepared masks from his soul guide bracelet.

The mask looked like a green Shrek monster. Dai Mubai took one and put it on his face. Although the craftsmanship of the mask was average, it didn't matter that it fit the face so that the eyes, nose, and mouth were exposed.

In order to avoid the consequences of being called upon after becoming famous, the master gave everyone a nickname to use in one-on-one discussions.

"Dai Mubai and Oscar can use your original names. As for the mistress, let's call her Thousand-Armed Silver Grass. What do you think?"

"It doesn't rhyme at all!" Tang Lingyi frowned first.

Xiao Wu smiled and agreed: "Yes, Master, it's not cool at all, Silver Grass is too unpleasant to listen to."

The master looked at everyone: "Then tell me, what should I call it?"

Tang Lingyi pondered for a moment after hearing this, and the image of Tang San killing people to avenge her in the "dream" suddenly flashed in her mind: "Call me Shura, Thousand-Handed Shura. Killing devils can also give a certain deterrent effect to your opponents."

"What do you think?" the master asked Tang San.

Tang San's eyes flashed with surprise after Tang Lingyi spoke, and he nodded reservedly: "I don't care, teacher, you decide."

The master said: "Then it's called Thousand-Armed Shura. What do you think of the Evil Fire Phoenix, the Soft Bone Charm Rabbit, the Seven Treasures Glaze, and the Netherworld Civet?"

The four of them couldn't help but express joy when they heard this. They thought they were very satisfied.

The master's eyes finally fell on Tang Lingyi, and his expression became a little hesitant: "Lingyi's words..."

"Call the weird doctor Tu Su." Tang Lingyi replied with a smile.

"Tu Su..." The master looked at her and nodded lightly to express his acquiescence.

At this point, eight people have their own nicknames. Of course, at this time, no one would have thought that the title given to this humble hotel would not only follow them throughout their lives, but also resound across the continent.

In order to keep themselves in the best condition, everyone stayed in the hotel to cultivate their soul power and wait for the night to come.

When the street lights went to work, the Great Soul Fighting Arena was as lively as ever, and the bustling crowd was filled with people from all walks of life.

After quickly dispatching his opponent, Tang Lingyi rushed off the field to find Tang San and began to "lay the body". For her, today's exercise was completed, and the remaining two-on-two and team battles - anyway, with Tang San here, she could paddle to her heart's content.

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After a few minutes, the two-on-two spirit fight began. The master sat on the viewing platform with many spectators. Today is the weekend for ordinary people, so there are a lot of spectators in the big spirit fighting arena. These spirit fighting arenas are mostly composed of ordinary civilians. At this time, they have been aroused by the first spirit fighting, and the voices of shouting are rising and falling.

Just as he was getting ready to go on stage, Tang Lingyi noticed Tang San's somewhat strange and stiff expression.

She tilted her head and asked, "What's wrong with you? You've been so distracted since the beginning? Who owes you money?"

In fact, it was Tang San who was so shocked by the group name she chose: "..."

He glanced at Tang Lingyi inexplicably and moved his mouth to say something, but in the end he remained silent.

Tang San: Fortunately, there is a mask to cover it. No matter how embarrassing it is... probably no one will know.

With this idea of ​​luck, he forced himself to smile back and said: "It's okay, I just lost my mind."

"Oh." Tang Lingyi nodded carelessly, "It's fine."

As soon as he finished speaking, the host's voice sounded in the field. After hearing the announcement, Tang San, who had already prepared himself mentally, couldn't help but staggered and almost fell to the ground.

"Now let's invite the opponent of the xx group - the newly formed group 'Not at all'!"

Not bad at all?

"Pfft!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"...This combination is a bit interesting. Pfft, I'm sorry, I couldn't help it..."

After the host's voice fell, there was a burst of lively laughter from the audience. Several other "little monsters" who came to the stands with the purpose of observing and learning couldn't help but raise their hands to cover their faces when they heard this, as if to express that they "don't know these two funny guys". Even the master on the side His face was moved for a second - enough to show how much harm this "serious" name has caused to people's bodies and minds!

The tense situation on the field evaporated in an instant. The opponents suppressed smiles on their faces but chose to remain serious... The corner of Tang San's mouth froze again as he watched the salute.

Tang San: He knew...it would be like this.

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The only calm person on the court was Tang Lingyi. After all... she didn't think there was anything wrong with her name at all. This is based on the names of her and Tang San: "Ling (0), Yi (1), San (3) - Shao 2", which is reasonable and meaningful; moreover, she also went out of her way to thoughtfully serve Tang San. San provided other alternatives such as "The two idiots opposite Jihuo", "Do you think you are idiots" and "Tsk, too idiotic" and a series of combination names with profound meanings. "Not at all" "Two" but Tang San chose it himself, no matter how strange it is, she can't be blamed!

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Tang San, who was doing the multiple-choice question at that time: "..."

Those options of yours, meow, is there any difference if you give them... or if you don't give them?

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