[Douluo] I just want to be a disabled person

After the banquet, everything went back to normal.

But the soul-eating souls living in it didn't notice any difference.

Let the wind and clouds change, just listen to the ebb and flow.

The hawkers walking through the streets shouted and drank, and the storytellers in the teahouses were impassioned. Rumors and gossip about the "Three Worlds Chef Competition" are coming one after another. While outsiders are still entangled in the right and wrong, Kongsang is a pure land inside.

——The children are still worried that today's homework is a bit heavy, and the conscientious housekeeper Guo still laughs and laughs at Tang Lingyi's behavior of paddling in the water... all the messy darkness is blocked from the outside.

The weather is a bit bad today, it's raining continuously. The cool breeze made people shiver, and a few people who were having fun in the middle of the night had already gone to the hospital to report.

"what is this?"

A neat stack of report documents suddenly appeared in front of him. Tang Lingyi raised his head and cast a doubtful look at Guobaorou.

Guobaorou: "I mentioned to you before that due to the Taotie Disaster, although most of the food souls have been recovered, a small part is still left in other planes. This is what Crab Stuffed Orange just detected According to the soul-eating fluctuation analysis report, their situation does not seem to be very good, and they seem to be in danger of disintegrating and disappearing, so I need you to go there in person."

"Oh!" Tang Lingyi suddenly realized, opened the report and glanced at it roughly, "Then we want to bring them back?"

"This..." Guobaorou hesitated for a second, "It's up to you to decide."

"But I always followed their wishes before."

The following additions reminded Tang Lingyi of a certain soul-eater in the Immortal Banquet Altar.

Tang Lingyi: "...I feel more and more that I am a philanthropist."

Sending talents to competitors for free, such a big heart... Good guy, who wouldn't say "a saint is alive"?

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Her expression is easy to read, and the stance of some soul eaters is indeed very sensitive. Guobaorou quickly understood her subtext, and he sighed helplessly: "Brother Guo asked me something before."

what?

Tang Lingyi expressed her willingness to hear the details.

Guo Baorou pursed his lips: "He said... you don't seem to like him very much."

This is no nonsense.

Tang Lingyi rolled her eyes: "If you have a capable and sensible child who happily kills your nemesis...will you be happy?"

This metaphor...

Guobaorou was silent for a moment: "I thought you were very open-minded."

So there shouldn't be such childish thoughts.

"Of course I'm open-minded." Tang Lingyi yawned, her narrow eyes a little distracted, making it difficult to tell whether the next words were a joke or a straightforward expression.

"Otherwise, I would have broken his legs and thrown him out the door, and he would have been removed from Food Talk."

Ah, this... is so cruel~

Guobaorou tactfully persuaded: "It's just that the career plans are different, and the atmosphere in Kongsang is too relaxed...Brother Guo, you may not be able to adapt to it."

"Yeah, yeah, I know." Tang Lingyi immersed herself in looking at the information and said perfunctorily: "So he is still fine now."

After saying this, Guobaorou sighed silently and did not continue.

In fact, the soul-eating souls of Kongsang were somewhat resentful about the choice of Yipin Guo.

It was inconspicuous before because the competition between the two parties was still within control. But after the catastrophe happened not long ago, the resentment... has grown a lot invisibly.

Different ways don't work together, it's not just talk.

Everyone knows everything that Yanxian Altar did after Kongsang was destroyed. Although I don't resent him, there is a barrier after all.

"He is not a child who has not yet been weaned."

The low air pressure beside him was silently explaining something. Tang Lingyi put down the things in his hands and leaned back lazily, his clear eyes falling motionlessly on Guobaorou.

"You make your own choices, and you bear the consequences yourself. If you don't like it... just arrange his room farther away. Out of sight, out of mind."

Guo Bao Rou was amused by her deliberate antics and felt a little more relaxed. He shook his head and smiled: "I thought your mood would be a little more complicated."

"No." Tang Lingyi shrugged, "In most cases, I treat you all equally."

is it?

There was a look of "disbelief" on Guobaorou's face: "Sir, you don't like drinking tea?"

He had caught her in the same place for ten days in a row, and he would have changed it two or three days ago...

Tang Lingyi: "..."

"You have to allow for a little personal flair."

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Guobaorou glanced at her.

"Let's talk about those two soul eaters."

Tang Lingyi changed the topic with a guilty conscience: "After you find them, use your soul power to warm them up, and do it when they are calm..."

She looked at the words highlighted in red and pondered for a moment: "Can I choose to knock them out directly and then take action?"

Guobaorou (speechless): "..."

Many times, it is clear that one's side is just. But some of Tang Lingyi's behaviors always made him question whether he was an evil helper.

"you……"

"Ok?"

Tang Lingyi looked at him.

The corner of Guobaorou's mouth, which had always remained calm despite being overwhelmed, was a little twitching at the moment, but he still maintained a calm demeanor with professionalism.

"Just be happy."

Guobaorou: Although the adult is a bit unreasonable and violent, she is generally very talkative, so... it should, maybe, maybe, probably... nothing will happen, right?

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……

The master's temporary departure did not cause much disturbance to Kong Sang, who had calmed down. With the "iron-blooded" Guo GuoJia suppressing him, everything is still proceeding step by step.

However, on the third day after Tang Lingyi left, Kong Sang, who was gradually leaving the jurisdiction of the Nine Heavens, had a familiar yet unfamiliar...uninvited guest.

"Eh? You're not a soul eater?"

The glutinous rice dumplings mixed with rice wine and candied haws on sugar-coated haws came forward curiously and gathered around the tall man to study them carefully. Not far behind them was a member of the police department who looked alert.

Tang San smiled lowly: "Yes."

His attitude was very warm and his tone was soft, as if the spring breeze was blowing.

The red-haired little rice cake shook his head, looking like he couldn't figure it out: "But you clearly have the smell of soul-eating."

The others nodded in unison after hearing this.

These children were particularly cute when they were not causing trouble. Tang San couldn't help but stretched out his hand to rub the hair of the little dumpling in front of him. Just as he was about to explain, Guobaorou, who hurried from nowhere, barged in.

"you……"

He quickly looked at the person who came and asked uncertainly: "Is he your husband?"

Tang San smiled and nodded, and the sonorous and powerful word "yes" was drowned in the exclamations one after another.

"My lord's husband?!!"

"Sister Xiaoyi's husband? So should we call him brother-in-law?"

"What kind of husband? Your Excellency is actually married?!"

"God! I thought it was just a joke made by Geely!"

"...No, he doesn't have that brain."

"..."

The appearance of this deity made things gradually become weird.

The huge hall was filled with excitement. Some had expressions of disbelief, while others had their brows furrowed. Their expressions were different, but the same anger shone in their eyes.

The impatient ones took the lead and took out their weapons, followed closely by the others.

The red plum blossoms are fragrant, the flames are flying on the long fork, and the solemn chimes are interspersed with the sound, accompanied by bursts of thunder.

Although he had been mentally prepared, Tang San still felt a headache when he saw the scene in front of him.

This will not be a one-on-one fair duel, hundreds of people...

Tang San (smiling bitterly): What should I do if I suddenly feel that nine is not too many?

"My lord has gone out on business, and the guest came at a really bad time."

The man who looked like a butler smiled "apologetically" at him.

However, Tang San didn't feel the pity in his tone at all.

Tang San sighed softly, with soul power surging in his right hand, he slowly stood up and calmly said to the group of people in front of him who were staring at him eagerly: "Just come."

There seemed to be a man chuckling in the void, his naked schadenfreude undisguised.

Tang San thought of the scene when he came here, and inexplicably... his head hurt even more!

Tang San: So... is this the life he will face next? That’s really dire _(:3」∠)_

The friendly discussion lasted for a long, long time, so long that... half a month later, when Tang Lingyi returned to Kongsang with the two soul-eating souls, it was not over yet.

"If you touch my wheelchair again, I will throw you out." Tang Lingyi gave an ultimatum to the Taoist priest next to him who was about to move.

On the other side, the heroic man crossed his arms and snorted softly.

Bagua Tang took back his hand and smiled innocently, showing kindness and innocence.

However, this harmless look only reminded Tang Lingyi of the scene where this man opened his eyes and told lies.

Tang Lingyi's eyes twitched unconsciously, and she turned her head to look at Guobaorou: "Bagua soup and realgar wine, the soul-eating souls recovered this time. Help them arrange accommodation and give them a share of daily necessities."

"Okay." Guo Baorou nodded in agreement and introduced himself to the two of them.

The two parties exchanged a few polite words. After understanding the basic information, Guo Baorou turned to look at Tang Lingyi, who couldn't help but yawn, and hesitated: "You..."

"what happened?"

His expression became even stranger.

Tang Lingyi frowned: "Did something big happen to Kong Sang? Or did someone else come to look for trouble?"

After hearing this, Bagua Tang and Realgar Wine couldn't help but cast curious glances at Guobaorou.

"……almost."

"Huh?" Tang Lingyi wondered, "Which one is more similar? The one in front? The roasted suckling pig blew up the kitchen?"

"No." Guobaorou tried his best to maintain a normal state, "It belongs to you, husband. He has come to your door."

"Husband?"

I've been too indulgent these days, and I almost didn't react when I mentioned Tang Lingyi off guard.

Tang Lingyi (suddenly): Oh, it's the mistress... Has he come here? Pretty good, I was just thinking...wait, wait! He's here! ! !

The shrinking pupils and subconscious confusion are all the first reactions that clearly reveal someone's "crime".

I almost forgot about my husband after getting married...but it was so great :)

Tang Lingyi immediately felt ashamed and blamed herself at a speed of 800 words per second.

Coupled with the background information of the sneak escape, the guilt-ridden woman silently counted her fingers in her heart, thinking about how to make amends with the person involved.

If the mistress can forget these things... that would be the best.

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Unfortunately, "forgetting" is impossible to forget.

The sudden silence successfully misled the other three people present.

Under Guobaorou's cold but sullen voice, three streams of light flew towards the martial arts training ground.

"How dare you slander your reputation... I want him to pay the price!"

"The husband pretending to be an adult? That's interesting!"

"Kill the demon, no, killing him is the most important thing."

The murderous figure walked away, but Tang Lingyi's eyelids jumped as she suddenly reacted to the sound.

Tang Lingyi (Erkang hand): Bridge, bridge bean sack! What are you talking about... I was just stunned for a moment, and I didn’t mean to deny it. Don’t mess around! Hey!

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