[Douluo] I just want to be a disabled person

The night falls, and the lights and stars interweave.

It's time to rest when the tired bird returns.

When everything is silent, everything has just begun.

Yu Nian, who was wearing a red suit, had a festive smile on his face and looked even more energetic under the light of the red lanterns.

A small metal ball flew beside him, casting a small beam of silver light, giving the antique building a high-tech feel.

"...Welcome to Kongsang... Live, sharing the stage with you, my heart is even more surging..."

The pure broadcasting tone can easily arouse the emotions of the audience. Sugar-coated haws, pulling Mooncake, and several other children noisily squeezed in front of Nian Youyu, asking all kinds of questions about this and that.

Tang Lingyi, who arrived early and hid aside to seek some peace and quiet, looked at the lively crowd and subconsciously shrank back, her desire not to go out getting stronger.

Tang Lingyi: Damn it, why is there such a thing as "live broadcast"? It’s not like there are soul-eaters out there... Who is this broadcasting for?

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"What are you thinking about, sir? Are you thinking about me?"

A deep male voice sounded behind his ears. He turned his head and saw the usually shy and reserved Squirrel Mandarin Fish.

"Yuxiang."

Tang Lingyi sighed helplessly: "Aren't you tired of playing this game?"

"Because adults can always recognize me!" A white light flashed, and the purple-haired man wearing a polite hat smiled happily.

Fish-flavored pork shreds bent down and approached her: "Can't you feel it, sir? I am obviously very serious about you!"

This is what it says...

Tang Lingyi pushed his face away with one hand and twitched the corner of her mouth: "If you have something to say, say it properly and don't touch him."

He's not a child anymore, why are he so clingy?

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The expression on her face was extremely straightforward, which made Yuxiang Roushui mutter and complain in a strange way.

"My lord is too heartless."

Tang Lingyi looked at him with a half-smile but said, "Then I have someone more ruthless, do you want to try it?"

As soon as the "beheading" gesture was made, the fish-flavored shredded pork immediately obeyed.

The Ghost Town Spicy Chicken who came from afar shook his head when he saw this and sighed: "So this means dying under peonies. Is it cool to be a ghost... Hahaha..."

Tang Lingyi's eyes twitched, and she was about to take care of this naughty kid together, but she saw Kong Sang's other LSP following him at this moment.

"What are you doing? I am the one you like the most. Right, sir?" Dengying Beef stroked his long hair with his hands, and his exposed eight-pack abs shone brightly under the light. Hui.

Tang Lingyi: "..."

To a shovel!

There was no shyness as Deng Ying imagined. Faced with the temptation of superior beauty, Tang Lingyi just smiled coldly and called directly behind her: "Dezhou, you are here at the right time. These..."

Before she could finish her words, Sihun, a frequent visitor to the detention room, hurriedly gave her a "you can't afford it" look and ran away.

lsp group: On such a festive day, we don’t want to be thrown into the detention room_(:3″∠)_!

"The beauty is so beautiful when she moves her hands here and there!"

The voice is not as calm as it should be, but is a little playful.

Tang Lingyi, who deliberately used "Texas Braised Chicken" to scare away the four people just now, was very calm, with a polite smile on her lips: "No way, it's too much praise."

"That's not the case." Buddha, who was holding a bouquet of flowers in his left hand, jumped over the wall and took a few steps forward, looking at her quietly: "Even the perfect things in this world are not even half as good as the beauty, whether they are fragrant flowers or green feathers."

"So, it can't be called too much praise."

Buddha Jumps Over the Wall has an aura about him that makes people believe in him.

At the same time, although you keep calling for beauty, you will not feel offended.

The green beads pass through the neck, and the pearls are dotted with green. When calling others beauties, Tang Lingyi felt that this title was more suitable for him.

The corner of Tang Lingyi's mouth raised slightly: "Why don't you see Xiao Bamboo?"

"He went to give clothes to those at the Immortal Banquet Altar."

The Buddha jumped over the wall and came closer, admiring the lanterns through the decorations on the trees.

The banquet hall is located in the center of the lake, and the sparkling lake surface reflects colorful light.

Tang Lingyi glanced at the soul eaters gathered in twos and threes, and a gentle smile appeared at the corner of her mouth.

In the prosperous times, live and work in peace and contentment.

——It is indeed a haunting scene.

In front of several children, the roast suckling pig was laughing maniacally with its arms akimbo. The Sichuan hot pot holding a panda doll stood aside and echoed. Jin Yumantang turned his head and sneered in pretending disdain, but the honey barbecued pork riding piggy and the shy and restrained little mandarin fish broke through the arrogant disguise one by one. .

And when the roasted suckling pig took out his weapon and wanted to stage a famous scene where the "soul of the second soul" burned crazily, the menacing shrimp dumpling emerged from the crowd, pinched his ears and began to scold him.

A few people nearby were smiling cheerfully.

It can be said to be enjoyable.

The introvert huddled in a corner and drank tea silently.

The cool wind blew by, and Chopped Pepper Fish Head straightened out his somewhat messy scarf. Beside him, the beggar chicken was arranging his clothes without any hesitation. Zituiyan stared at the floating tea leaves in the cup with an indifferent expression, and her whole person exuded an aura of "leave me alone, let everything be destroyed".

Seeing this, Tang Lingyi rubbed her forehead in distress.

"Actually, it's much better than before." Fo Tiao Qiang gently folded a flower and handed it to her. His warm smile seemed to melt away all uneasiness: "Yu Shan and the others... were originally very resistant to appearing in front of others."

He was talking about what happened during the reign of the first two Lords of Kongsang.

Tang Lingyi took Bai Qiangwei and put it on her lap, with a calm expression: "That's pretty good, otherwise I would have almost thought that I was as useless as those trash."

waste?

Buddha jumped over the wall and was stunned for a moment, then suddenly burst out laughing uncontrollably.

Tang Lingyi twitched the corner of her mouth: "That's enough...please keep your voice down! I'm hiding from you, brother!"

Seeing that the surrounding soul eaters were about to notice the movement, Tang Lingyi's eyes signaled him to shut up.

But after all, it was a little late, and a few smart people were already taking steps towards this direction.

"I'll run away first."

Without a word of declaration, Tang Lingyi retreated into the darkness.

Only Buddha Tiaoqiang, who had no time to react, smiled and shook his head as he looked at the bouquet with one missing in his hand.

……

In the bustling crowd, Tang Lingyi avoided the collisions here and there and found a quiet corner.

emmm, it doesn’t seem to be very quiet.

"Look what I found." A man in a black cloak jumped out from the branch, his white hair swaying in a bewitching arc. In just a blink of an eye, that handsome face was only three centimeters away from hers.

"You came just in time, sir. I was just about to go out and lure you back~"

勾？

Tang Lingyi was speechless: "Am I a fish? Can't you use a more normal adjective?"

"And..." She stretched out her hand to knock off a certain phantom thief's restless claws, and warned: "I'm afraid of heights. If you take me flying into the sky without authorization, do you believe that I will perform a sudden death on the spot for you?"

The three-fresh boneless fish took a step back, as if frightened. But the smile that couldn't be hidden by covering his face seemed to indicate that this person was just pretending: "Hey! Does the assistant still touch porcelain?"

Looking at her beating Taotie a while ago, he wouldn't believe it.

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After being exposed, Tang Lingyi was speechless for a long time. It wasn't until Sanxian Boneless Fish thought she was about to give in that she slowly raised her head and whispered softly: "Ding Ji, Dong Sima, are you here?"

Three fresh deboned fish: "..."

He crossed his arms and quietly broke down Tang Lingyi's disguise: "Sir, when you were talking to Guicheng and the others just now... I was actually there."

So there is no need for adults to repeat old tricks.

Tang Lingyi looked at him strangely when she heard this.

Mistaking this hesitation for embarrassment, the three-fresh boneless fish smiled even more proudly.

He was just about to take advantage of the victory and say some wisecracks, but unexpectedly, the story of "The Wolf is Coming" suddenly came true.

"Sir, are you okay?"

"Ayu, you broke the rules again, don't run away..."

Turning around is a fateful encounter.

He ran away, he chased, but they couldn't fly.

With messy white clothes flying around, Tang Lingyi waved goodbye to the two police officers who left in a good mood. Just when he was thinking that he could finally be alone for a while, several people from the Immortal Banquet Altar suddenly appeared in his field of vision.

"I finally understand..."

A plaintive sigh penetrated into the ears of the Hidden Sheep in the Belly of the Fish and the others.

"You guys are treating me like a random NPC in the game!"

The long table extending from the door to the innermost wall of the room was piled with all kinds of mouth-watering food.

Familiar souls gathered together and talked softly. Tang Lingyi, who was put on a high platform, looked at the countless heads below and just wanted to perform a social death on the spot.

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"I……"

Nian Nianyu looked at her with an expectation that people didn't want to live up to.

Forget it.

Tang Lingyi sighed silently and cleared her throat.

"that……"

The clear voice spread to every corner of the hall through electromagnetic waves. The soul eaters who were busy with their own affairs stopped in unison and looked forward.

They have different looks, but they all have similar admiration in their eyes.

Tang Lingyi felt her heart melt into a pool of spring water, and her reluctance to be forced to go on stage suddenly melted into the air as quietly as ice and snow meeting the sun.

"I actually don't have anything to say." She smiled faintly, her eyes as bright as stars, dispelling those unspeakable dark times bit by bit.

"But since you are already standing here, let's say a few words."

"Breaking in the scenery of spring, peace and joy flourish. The king said: Like mountains, like mountains, like hills, like mausoleums, like rivers, everything will increase. [1]"

The genial female voice had a slight smile: "As people have said, I hope you will live a thousand years, be healthy, and see you often. I am happy that your virtue is not good, and you will never forget your longevity test. Only a gentleman can be happy, and his virtue is luxuriant. Time passes. Chao Chao is a blessing to be back."