[Douluo] I just want to be a disabled person

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[Shuangpi Nai]: What kind of marriage, what kind of marriage? Did I miss something just when I turned on my phone?

[Dumpling]: I’m getting older, and my eyes are a little blurry when I look at my mobile phone. I guess I saw it wrong.

[West Lake Vinegar Fish]: Uncle, I feel the same way.

[Geely Shrimp]: No, Xiao Gourd is not kidding, and Dr. Jiao, Uncle Yu, you are not wrong either. Sir, she has found her destined true love! (Spreading flowers gif)

[Peach Blossom Porridge]: ...I really want to get rid of the guy upstairs who is full of romantic ideas.

[Laba porridge]:? ! ! ! It's true! I, "Kong Sang Bai Xiaosheng" - Laba Porridge, don't even know about this!

[Ma Po Tofu]: Is this the point? Isn’t the key point who the adult is marrying? You bunch of idiots!

[Youth League]: Brother Douer is so fierce!

[Roasted sea cucumber with green onion]: The person I like is actually someone else’s?

[Kanerchuan]: Your Excellency is mine!

[Kanerchuan]: I'm going to smash his head!

[Lotus Blood Duck]:.

[Longjing Shrimp]:?

[Yipinguo]:......

[Buddha jumps over the wall]: Mr. Cong, if you say it like this, it will cause misunderstanding. I just didn't expect that the beauty would be... alas! (sigh jpg)

[Zitui Yan]: ...As expected, it is better to perish.

...(n odd replies are omitted below)]

Tang Lingyi glanced at it briefly, and the messages that kept popping up perfectly interpreted the word "all living things": either frustrated or excited... Although she was somewhat mentally prepared, when she really faced this situation, she Still a little troubled.

It seemed that the situation could no longer tolerate her pretending to be stupid and skipping this matter.

Tang Lingyi (scratching her head): It's terrible. Just one coaxing cost her half of her life. What should I do with the remaining one, two, three, four...a hundred and twenty?

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She lowered her eyes and looked at the jumping pop-up window and the smooth words. After a moment of silence, she closed her phone in resignation.

——The screen is black and the world is quiet.

"I seem to have left something on the way here." Then, she calmly nodded goodbye to the chicken velvet and golden bamboo shoots: "I won't disturb you anymore, come on, young master!"

The boy at the table glanced at her and let her go with a cold snort.

Passing by Geely Shrimp who was excitedly exchanging "love stories" with friends in the group, Tang Lingyi quickened her pace slightly.

In fact, she rarely felt that the weather was not in her mood, because whether it was sunny or cloudy, or continuous rain... it was always a good day for lying down.

But today is an exception... The bright sunshine forms a strong contrast with the character's heavy mood, reflecting his inner irritability and loneliness.

Not only that, it also paved the way for the development of the following main lines... I have to say that the layout of reading comprehension is actually quite close to the reality of life:)

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After escaping the glare of the brilliant golden light, and just as he was about to slip into the office, a familiar yet cold voice sounded quietly, as if fate was pitying him.

"Sir, do you know you are back?"

Look at what she said...is she such an ignorant person?

While silently cursing in her heart, Tang Lingyi turned around and responded with an innocent smile: "Guan Guo, I just went out for a walk to relax my eyes. You should also pay more attention to it on weekdays. Working undercover for too long will have a negative impact on the body and spine." It’s not good either!”

Butler Guo twitched the corner of his mouth as if speechless: "... Sir, do you mean to relax from two o'clock to five o'clock in one go?"

That's not called relaxing...it's called skipping work to fish, do you understand?

Tang Lingyi sneered: "Today, the weather outside is so good today. The flowers in the yard are blooming beautifully, but I looked too far when I wasn't paying attention."

"Oh~"

Butler Guo nodded in understanding.

Thinking that she could get away with it, Tang Lingyi hurriedly wanted to add a few more words when she saw this, but unexpectedly the man in front of her suddenly showed a fake smile: "You said the same thing yesterday."

Ah this...

Tang Lingyi (embarrassed): "..."

real? Why doesn't she remember?

"I'm still feeling unwell, I'm a little dizzy, and I'm hungry for food..." Listing out many phrases in one go, Guo Bao Rou looked at someone with a wandering gaze with a smile: "Sir, you've used them all these days. Woolen cloth!"

These are the intimidating modal particles and exclamation points.

Under the sharp gaze of "I'll just watch you make it up quietly", Tang Lingyi thought back to her "paddling" behavior in the past few days, and felt a rare feeling of guilt in her heart.

The personable Butler Guo rarely looks embarrassed.

But perhaps today's accident was too much, and there were some awkward creases on the neat collar.

For some reason, her heart suddenly relaxed.

"I know..." The small muttering gradually disappeared into the gap. Tang Lingyi coughed dryly and said, "I'll do it right away. Did you say yesterday that the wine you prepared was not enough?"

She behaved a little too quickly today. In the past, she would have to fight for a few more rounds before reluctantly admitting defeat.

Guo Baorou glanced at her strangely and replied: "Well, Bai Ya and Dong Bai sneaked into the wine cellar yesterday and stole many bottles of wine. The two of them got very drunk and are still lying in bed. .”

"Still now?" Tang Lingyi frowned slightly, "I remember they seem to have a pretty good drinking capacity."

Why are you so dizzy?

Guobaorou: "...because they took the Jian Nanchun you put in the innermost part."

Instead of Wucheng and Qianhe who didn't have many degrees before.

Tang Lingyi's eyelids twitched when she heard this, and an unknown premonition came to her mind: "How much...did they drink?"

There won’t be any bottles left, right? !

It seems that the wine has been hidden for about a thousand years. If they drink too much... those two won't be able to wake up, right?

The tip of her tongue gently touched her chin, and Tang Lingyi's tone was very erratic: "I guess, are you okay?"

"It's nothing serious." Guo Baorou had a headache thinking about the Shaoxing drunk who complained to him this morning. "Doctor Jiao and Tu Su have already gone to see him and prescribed some sobering medicine. He will be able to wake up tomorrow."

"That's good." Tang Lingyi breathed a sigh of relief, and then she had the mood to ask about the remaining inventory: "How much is the shortage now? Why not buy some tomorrow? Or I can think of a way."

Guo Bao Rou handed her the compiled list of losses: "The confiscated wine in the past can make up for part of it, but in general there is still a shortage of a few bottles of good wine from a distant vintage. I can only ask your lord."

"fine."

After a quick glance, Tang Lingyi was speechless: "More than a dozen bottles of Jian Nanchun are all gone? Are they too good at drinking? So powerful... Was Kong Sang's finance not very good-looking in the past?"

Guobaorou thought about the other people who had not yet joined in: "...Fortunately, after all, the wool comes from the sheep."

Ah this... brilliant!

Tang Lingyi suddenly understood something.

"The police department has made a profound review of the safety of the wine cellar in this matter and has put it on your desk." Guo Baorou continued, "Also, if there is such a big mistake, I, the housekeeper, cannot escape the blame. ...I'm sorry, my lord."

He bent down in frustration.

Like the folding of green bamboo.

Tang Lingyi was stunned, but soon smiled softly. He held up Guobaorou's elbows with both hands and said, "You've been very busy these days, so it's normal that you can't take care of some things. Besides, it's hard to predict that this thief will come from your own family, so don't blame yourself too much. Just make up for it and make amends."

His expression gradually relaxed.

Tang Lingyi didn't want the atmosphere to stop at a stiff moment, so she turned to another topic: "But why do they suddenly want to go to the wine cellar to steal wine? Xiao Shao doesn't care either?"

Although I have just arrived, I have heard about Tang Lingyi, the famous name of "Boss Shao".

The "alcoholic" supervisor who mistakenly enters the drinking club likes to cling to Taibai Ya... to a certain extent, he is a more difficult soul-eating person than Butler Guo.

With him here, Dong Bai and Bai Ya actually succeeded... This is a bit strange!

"Because Xiao Shao accidentally drank a bowl of soup made by Qing Qing yesterday." Guo Baorou sighed, "By the time he remembered, it had already happened."

It's too late!

The soup made by Qing Wu... Tang Lingyi hesitated: "Is Xiao Shao okay?"

There should be nothing wrong with your brain, right?

"It's just that my memory is a little confused, and I have recovered today." After being reminded by her, Butler Guo suddenly remembered the chaotic scene in the restaurant yesterday, and his face darkened involuntarily: "Sir, if it is not necessary... please don't do it again in the future. Keep the ruthlessness close to the kitchen.”

Otherwise things will be really bad!

Ah, now that I think about it, she seems to be the real culprit~

But who made you say you would entertain the guests well when the Netherworld Division came to your door yesterday~

Tang Lingyi touched her nose: "...I know."

She is already very familiar with admitting mistakes. After all, who made her stupid to choose a workaholic housekeeper?

As long as she is lazy, to Guobao's naked eyes... she may even be breathing wrong (doge).

"I'll go to the hospital to see them."

Tang Lingyi saw that the Guobaorou looked wrong, and immediately added and swore: "I'm really just going to have a look. I'll come back to work right away after watching it!"

You will never talk without keeping your words qaq!

But in the face of this solemn guarantee, the "battle-experienced" Guo Baorou just looked at her with an unpredictable look and said with unclear meaning: "Then... it's best to do this."

The attitude of trust is not bad at all.

Well, she knows that her credibility is zero now :)

Tang Lingyi sighed in frustration, and without even struggling, Tang Lingyi passively accepted the "half-hour access control" with "pleasure".

"You don't want to play hide-and-seek with the police department, right?"

"……I'm not going."

……

The above sentence is naturally a joke.

The hospital was a bit busy today, with a few people gathered loosely around the two hospital beds.

The Shaoxing Drunk Chicken, who always had a smile on his face, stood in the middle with a puff of energy, his eyes wandering left and right, and the corners of his mouth curved in a "malicious" arc.

"What do I say on weekdays? Don't drink too much! Wouldn't it be nice to give everyone a green sky without drunks?"

Perhaps because of his anger, his tone sounded a little arrogant.

"Look at these two people, Uncle Yu! Why don't you stop me? Have you forgotten the last time you and Dong Bai rode a bull and broke down the farm fence after being drunk? Why, you still want to be hung on a cliff by Butler Guo and recite " "Code of Conduct for Kongsang Residents"? Two hours is not enough?"

The tall Jianghu swordsman was a little pitiful after being trained by him, and he retorted with a flat mouth: "Uncle, I didn't do it this time. Xiao Shao, please don't go too far."

Just scold Bai Ya and Dong Bai, it has nothing to do with him.

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Obediently squatting aside, Hunchang Jiuniang Yuanxiao covered her mouth and snickered, huddled in the corner and watched Shaoxing get drunk and get angry.

Xifeng and Wu Ling, who came together to visit the patient, couldn't help but look at each other and then sneaked out.

Don't be noticed by the angry "Boss Shao", otherwise God knows what weird things will be found in the wine you hide next time.

The atmosphere in the room was so tense...

Tang Lingyi retracted her peeking head and decided to wait until this wave passed before going.

Namo Amitabha, Xiao Shao is really evil!

hiss~

Just as she was sighing, a cold and distant voice came from behind her.

"What are you doing hiding here?"

The loose black hair complements the gorgeous clothing, and the golden buttons add a bit of sanctity to the beauty.

The person who came here raised his eyebrows and said, "Next time, can you please restrain these guys who love to die together? I won't save people who don't cherish their own lives."

Why is he here?

Tang Lingyi felt a headache. To be honest, she would rather face Dr. Jiao's "big tonic soup" than continue to fight with Tu Sujiu about who is the true love of "Mr. Yuanhua".

too difficult!

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