[Douluo] I just want to be a disabled person

Brother Feng?

A puzzled look appeared on Feng Xiaotian's face: "Do you know me? Your Excellency is..."

Tang San curled his lips: "We haven't seen each other for five years. The changes have indeed been great. No wonder you don't recognize me. I am Tang San."

"Are you Tang San?" Huo Wu's eyes widened in surprise when he heard this.

Tang San nodded and did not go into details on this matter: "Everyone who comes to our Shrek Academy this time must not be without purpose. In this case, do you need to make your words clear before the discussion?"

Feng Xiaotian glanced at Ma Hongjun and Oscar who had "acquiesced" behind him, and his expression became serious: "We are all working in our respective colleges now. We are all acquaintances, and I won't hide it from you. This time the Four Elements College won the Tiandou Empire We decided to move to Tiandou City only after receiving the official promise."

"And Shrek Academy is known as the No. 1 Academy in Tiandou. We are jealous of this name, and we also like your place. Your place is big, and we want to move in. This time we are here to negotiate. It's just Flanders Academy The commander and master are not here. It would be nice to invite you out for a discussion."

When Tang Lingyi heard this, she couldn't help but twitch her lips... What is this called? Robbers come to rob your house because you have money?

It sounds a bit shameless.

Ma Hongjun, who was on the side, snorted and retorted: "What you said is very nice. Aren't you just here to occupy our place? What a beautiful idea! With us here, you can't even think about it. Of course, if you are willing to be If our Shrek Academy is annexed, then we have no objection."

"Fatty man, you fart." Huo Wu's fiery temper didn't change at all.Hearing Ma Hongjun's words, anger surged up immediately.

Ma Hongjun raised his head disdainfully, "I won't accept the challenge."

Seeing that the situation was about to get tense, Feng Xiaotian quickly stopped Huo Wu who was about to break out, thus averting a fight.

Feng Xiaotian: "It's been five years, Tang San. We also want to see how much progress you have made. Come on, how about we have a spar?"

Tang San waved his hand: "That's no problem. However, since the Four Elements Academy has sent you to negotiate this time, it means you can make the decision in the academy, right?"

Huo Wushuang, who had been silent, explained: "After the Four Elements Academy decided to merge, Xiaotian was appointed as the vice president because of his outstanding talent. He can fully represent the academy in this negotiation."

Tang San nodded: "In that case, let's use this competition as a bet. If we win today's battle, please ask the Four Elements Academy not to have any more ideas about our academy. Of course, as long as you are doing it for the sake of fighting against the Spirit Hall, As long as the premise of confrontation remains in Tiandou City, we will remain allies in the future."

As soon as these words came out, the smile on Feng Xiaotian's face disappeared, and his eyes suddenly became sharp: "So, you are very confident in yourself?"

Tang San smiled slightly and did not answer directly: "Brother Feng, if you don't dare to accept my challenge today, then you will never be able to surpass me in your lifetime."

His words were straightforward and sharp, but Feng Xiaotian was unable to refute.

Seeing his hesitant look, Tang San sighed softly and added fuel to the fire: "How about this. Let me teach the three of you their secret skills alone. If I lose, let me do whatever you want. If I win, the four of you will have to do whatever you want from now on." If the Elemental Academy sees Shrek Academy, please stay away."

This time, not only Huo Wushuang and Huo Wu brother and sister were angry, but even Feng Xiaotian, who had always been good-tempered, couldn't help it.

Huo Wu: "Hey Tang San, I haven't seen you for five years. You have become so arrogant? Xiaotian, promise him, I will see if he can deal with the three of us at the same time. Tang San, if you lose, then It's your choice to let us do whatever you want. Then will you be willing to let me make you a slave?"

"laugh!"

"hiss!"

A ray of cold light suddenly slid across Huo Wu's cheek, and the sparks brought out by the friction with the air left a hideous wound. The cold light came so quickly that before Huo Wu had time to react, he felt blood bursting out from the wound.

The smiling woman in pink stood up from the wheelchair slowly, holding a walking stove. The hibiscus flowers on the wooden stick swayed with her movements, leaving a scent of fragrance and astringency everywhere.

Tang Lingyi stood next to Tang San, her eyes filled with coldness: "Miss, if you don't want to talk, just say it, I don't mind helping you."

"Also...it's obviously you who are inciting trouble. If you want to fight, just fight, there's so much nonsense!"

Feng Xiaotian gritted his teeth and shouted: "Okay. In that case, let's bet on this battle. Tang San, I won't make it difficult for you if you lose. Please follow me and work hard to make the Four Elements Academy stronger." "

Tang Lingyi turned to look at Tang San, with a naked threat in her eyes: "Be tough, or you'll let me do it." 】

Tang San was in a good mood after being "protected" and didn't even care about Huo Wu's words. Faced with Tang Lingyi's request, the handsome man with bright eyebrows obediently gave him a "good" look.

Oscar and Ma Hongjun, who were standing at the back, also slowly stepped aside. It wasn't that they weren't worried about their brothers, but the two who had experienced torture "personally" firmly believed that these three people would never be Tang San's opponents.

Find out more about the hundred thousand year soul ring... one against three?

Haha, let me show you later what a nine-on-three group fight (bushi) is.

With a sharp roar, Feng Xiaotian slightly saluted Tang San: "Sixty-one level agility attack type fighting spirit emperor."

Huo Wu proudly said: "The fifty-fourth level control system war soul king."

Huo Wushuang: "The fifty-third level attack-type battle soul king."

The talents of these three people are indeed extremely high. In just five years, they have all reached level 50 or above. When he saw Feng Xiaotian's six neat soul rings, a flash of surprise flashed in Tang San's eyes, but it quickly disappeared.

He nodded slightly, raised his right hand, and the blue-gold Blue Silver Grass suddenly emerged from his palm: "Level 69 Control System Soul Emperor, please."

The deep voice woke the three of them up.

At this moment, Feng Xiaotian and the others finally understood why Tang San had the courage to challenge the three of them at the same time.

In the face of absolute strength, all nonsense is justified.

Huo Wu's eyes widened in disbelief. She didn't notice even if new blood oozed from the wounds on her face. The dazzling red took away all her eyes.

Tang San made a gesture of invitation for the second time. The blue silver grass around the body fluctuated slightly, and with a slight wave of his hand, countless blue silver grass swarmed towards the three people in front of him.

"Tsk, tsk." Ma Hongjun, who was watching, shook his head and sighed, "No matter how many times I see it, I still think that the red soul ring of Third Brother is so cool! Hey, Lingyi. What do you think...can I get one?" "

"You think this is Chinese cabbage!" Oscar laughed at him mercilessly, "There are ten gold soul coins in the stall outside?"

Ning Rongrong held Tang Lingyi's hand and echoed: "That's right, if this is really so cheap, I will go and buy them all now."

The aura of the eldest lady in every gesture and every move has stabbed the poor little "Ma Hongjun" again.

"Actually..." Tang Lingyi looked him up and down and narrowed her eyes slightly: "If you really want to, it's not impossible."

"Eh? Ling Yi!" Ning Rongrong and Oscar looked at her in surprise after hearing this.

Tang Lingyi smiled at them comfortingly, her eyes lingering on Ma Hongjun, who was moved to tears: "As long as... you can endure the pain of having your soul cut into pieces and being tortured day after day. , it’s not impossible~”

Her tone was brisk, as if she was saying something happy. But the three people around them felt a chill go down their spines when they heard it, and a biting chill began to spread from the depths of their hearts involuntarily.

Ah this...

Ma Hongjun gave up for a second: "Just think I didn't say anything."

Tang Lingyi snorted, shook her head and returned her gaze to the field.

At the white-hot stage, Huo Wushuang's fifth soul ring lit up, and during the roar, he saw a huge fire dragon about five meters long rising around his body, surrounding his body and rushing towards Tang San.

Feng Xiaotian in the air was performing the "Thirty-Six Continuous Slashes of the Swift Wind Demon Wolf" that had appeared in the Soul Master Competition layer by layer.

As for Huo Wu... she is being entangled by the separated "Tang Mu" and can't escape. Countless whip shadows were waving in the air, "crackling" one after another with a relaxed rhythm.

Among the eight clones, the three-headed doll Tang Mu has the highest degree of integration with Tang San because he is originally the incarnation of a plant. Therefore, summoning it does not require much soul power. However, the most fundamental reason for using "Tang Mu" to deal with Huo Wu... is still because of Tang Lingyi's words "Be tough".

The other few started their attacks and ended too quickly. If we want to be more ruthless... we still have to pay attention to the process, right?

Tang Candide III felt that he was so considerate and thoughtful (doge).

The fire dragon roared, like a blade of wind... Tang San's eyes flashed with light, and he quickly retreated while his body flashed. At the same time, as the fifth soul ring flashed, his right arm was already covered with golden light.

Soon, a three-meter-long golden penis appeared on his right arm.

The onlookers held their breaths at the same time, and Tang Lingyi's eyes also darkened.

This is a dreamy and magnificent scene.

The black spider web instantly restricted the rotating demon wolf's offensive, and the condensed spear carried an indomitable courage. It is a weapon condensed from starlight, with the blessing of life on it.

He kicked lightly with his toes, and the thin spear spun.

Golden light flashed across, and the fire and wind sounds disappeared.

"Do you want to continue? Or do you want to compete with my random cloak hammering skills again?"

Feng Xiaotian fell to the ground, looked at Huo Wushuang beside him and Huo Wu, who was covered in whip marks, sighed, and lowered his head bitterly: "No need, let's... admit defeat!"

Strong cheers immediately came from the crowd of onlookers, and as soon as Ma Hongjun's slogan "Long live Shrek, Shrek will win" came out, it became even louder.

Tang San nodded lightly, the red soul ring's light flashed away, and the three-headed doll holding the vine grass disappeared from the spot.

"Let's go over there and talk."

"...You are too daring to think about this!" Butler Feng looked at Tang Lingyi who had just said the astonishing words in astonishment, and many of the wrinkles on his face disappeared due to surprise.

The woman sitting by the window didn't seem to think that she had said anything "appalling" at all, and looked at the report record in her hand with a calm expression.

"Isn't it true that the Pope of Wuhun Palace is a woman now? Isn't this surprising?"

Butler Feng smiled bitterly: "This has nothing to do with women, miss."

He has lived for so many years, so he naturally has no gender bias. What's more, some women are indeed better than men. As long as he is capable enough, he won't have any bad opinions.

only……

"This is too idealistic." The old man sighed, "Let's just look at the data. Soul beast cultivation is inherently difficult for humans. Not to mention that after turning into human form, we have to go through various pursuits. Let's just talk about the front. One hundred thousand years...and only a very few can achieve it.”

"How can we compare the two in this inherently unfair situation?"

"That's why I said this is strange." Tang Lingyi frowned, "Judging from the way soul beasts are trained, they are more like a training process that leads to becoming a 'human'."

"But they are not human to begin with, so why would they choose to become another race?"

Butler Feng shook his head: "It's not a choice, it's just a self-protection mechanism. Powerful soul beasts will attract countless covetous people. Only by becoming one of them as humanly as possible can you better protect yourself."

"So building a soul beast empire is just a way to protect yourself." Tang Lingyi was not displeased by the rebuttal and explained in detail: "Why are hundred thousand year soul beasts still being hunted even though they are powerful enough? Because humans know how to cooperate.”

"No." She put it another way, "Rather than saying that they don't understand, it would be more appropriate to say that they are too arrogant to take everything seriously and cannot tolerate other existences that may offend their majesty."

Butler Feng thought about his previous cooperation with the "Azure Bull Python" and "Titan Giant Ape" and nodded silently.

The wisdom of a hundred-thousand-year-old soul beast cannot be underestimated, but because it stands too high, it sometimes overlooks some problems.

Take that hunt as an example, if it weren't for a few of them, it's really unknown whether Xiao Wu could have escaped from the hands of more than twenty soul saints.

Butler Feng said: "That's why I say it's not easy, Miss. It's just like they are too arrogant so they won't choose to cooperate."

"What if the external threat is big enough?" Tang Lingyi rubbed her fingers, "If you really want to cling to that arrogance before life and death...then I have nothing to say."

Thinking about it, she suddenly sighed silently: "Come to think of it, why do I have to worry about this? Obviously the original plan was to be a gourmet who eats all over the world."

Butler Feng smiled when he heard this: "I didn't push you to do things, Xiao Yi. You wanted to take this job yourself."

When Tang Lingyi heard this, she glanced at him with resentment. If it wasn't for the sake of fishing and paddling more happily in the future, she wouldn't be willing to bother with this. Moreover, shouldn't Tang San, the "incarnation of luck", have to worry about these things? Why is it all on her? This unscientific!

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"Then...do we need to do anything?" Butler Feng looked at her and agreed to her proposal.

This seems to be a long-standing tacit understanding between them. After explaining the cause of good things, everyone who thinks it is reasonable will do it without hesitation.

Tang Lingyi shook her head slightly: "That's not necessary. I have discussed this matter with Xiao Wu and the others before, and all the decisions are in their hands. If they agree with this suggestion, they will naturally take action, and they can just help one or two; But if you don’t want to... just forget about it and never mention it.”

Butler Feng nodded lightly: "That's the reason."

Not knowing what he thought of, he suddenly smiled softly: "I'm afraid there will be a quarrel about who will be the boss by then."

"There's no need to rush." ​​Tang Lingyi raised her eyebrows slightly, "I still have to study the secret of the soul beast's transformation into a human being. If everything goes well... it will also be of great help."

"Moreover."

A faint smile flashed through Tang Lingyi's eyes: "If we really get to that point, if Xiao Wu is willing, it wouldn't be a bad idea for us to help her get the Queen's Dangdang."

"It's pretty good when you think about it. Most of the soul beasts that can transform into humans are not ugly, and they can be drunk, beauties, and so on."

Butler Feng's lips twitched, and he decided to save their relationship, which seemed to be in jeopardy, for the sake of Tang San being a good boy: "Miss, Master Tang San won't agree."

So don’t overthink it!

"Of course I know that." Tang Lingyi glanced at him, "If I were the queen, I would definitely not want anyone in the harem. Not only was it a waste of money to accept so many concubines, but it was also so noisy that I couldn't even live a peaceful life. No."

She felt that Butler Feng might have some misunderstanding about her. As a salty fish who was afraid of trouble... Of course, this kind of thing should be avoided as far away as possible?

Open a harem? You may be thinking of peach.

No, no, it should be said that Xianyu, who is afraid of trouble, would never choose a career like the Queen that requires a lot of hard work!

Butler Feng was silent: "..."

If you think about it carefully, it is really like that (doge).

So why do the royal families of the Tiandou Empire and the Star Luo Empire have three wives and six concubines?

Don’t understand┓(`)┏