Start: Kidnapped by Konoha, rewarded with Shocking Fruit

Is there something pressing down?

Should not be ah.

He touched it with his hands and found that there was nothing else except the quilt.

But...

He propped his elbows on the bed again, trying to get up.

"what!"

A heartbreaking pain.

It made his facial features become distorted.

When the pain subsides a little.

Lift the quilt.

His whole face suddenly turned dark.

I said it before.

Hanano has a habit of sleeping without any clothes on.

so that.

At this time, one of his parts was being held by Yuhi Hong.

The key is to hold it in your mouth.

I don’t know what sweet dream this little girl is having.

He actually pecked it from time to time.

That feeling.

Just like you are eating snails.

Or the kind that you can't peck out no matter how hard you peck.

Hano saw this scene.

Almost crying.

Nima!

How can this be done?

My whole life of innocence is ruined.

or...

Pull it out?

Hanano was careful not to wake up Xiyang Hong as much as possible.

After all, if this wakes up.

But it was really the scene of social death.

I believe the Konoha Daily News will definitely write this:

[A mysterious man forced a woman to eat snails while she was drunk. He has extremely bad character. For details, please see the next chapter for the breakdown]. [-]

At that time, there will be no need for an old guy like Sarutobi Hiruzen to take action.

He would have to be driven out of the village obediently.

Ugh....

My heart is tired, so let’s destroy it.

But...

A scene that Hanye didn't expect happened.

He pulled.

Yuhi Hong pecked.

The key strength was getting stronger and stronger, and in the end, it seemed that he was afraid that the snail near his mouth would escape, so he took action directly.

This is really fatal.

Most importantly.

In this process.

The size of the snail seemed to be gradually increasing, and it even began to tremble a little.

Nima!

It's about to be shipped, ah, something is going to happen...

at this time.

'Clap! '

Suddenly there was a sound of the door opening outside.

Followed by.

A mellow voice shouted: "Hong, Hong, are you at home? Your parents are back."

hiss!

Hanano immediately took a breath of air.

How could he care about anything else at this moment?

A life-threatening tug.

It hurt him to grin.

next second.

With an instantaneous technique, he disappeared into the room...

...

【knowledge】

[This morning, we saw a mysterious man running in the morning light, probably because he wanted to regain his lost youth]

...

The return of parents.

The hungover Yuhi Hong reluctantly got up from the bed.

only...

While she was rubbing her eyes.

Discovered by accident.

Why is it so salty in my mouth?

Not just salty.

Still a little fishy....

Oh.

soon.

She remembered.

Last night I dreamed of eating snails.

It seems like it's still snail sashimi.

It should be like this.

Forget it.

never mind.

At least I'm a good friend after drinking with my senior. If I meet him again next time, he will definitely teach me ninjutsu!

Think of this.

Yuhi Hong stretched out, got up full of energy and went to wash up.

...

Hanano has returned home at this time.

Look at yourself in the mirror.

I want to cry without tears.

big.

A whole circle bigger than before.

In general.

If a man discovers this, he should be happy.

But Hano...

This special girl is swollen, okay...

The key is that it was swollen by Yuhi Hong.

Forget it.

At least it's better than being swollen by aromatic phosphorus.

Na Nizi.

It is a typical conversion of the height function into a frequency domain function.

To put it simply using high-end mathematics.

If you stick a stick in Xiang Phosphorus' belly button, it can be used as a coordinate axis.

But then again.

Ever since I brought her back from the Country of Grass last time.

It seems that I have never seen it again.

or....

In line with the principle of equal exposure to rain and dew, ah, in line with the principle of being responsible to the end, Hano simply washed up and went out.

...

Konoha Hospital.

In the distance, Hano heard an ecstasy cry.

Don't guess.

It must be fragrant phosphorus.

But it’s different from the Country of Grass.

There, Xiang Phosphorus was forced to keep giving, squeezing her dry as much as possible.

And in Konoha.

Still relatively merciful.

She will only be sent to patients who are seriously injured, and she will politely say sorry before biting the patient, and receive timely treatment after the bite.

After learning all this.

Don't know what caused it.

Hanano's mind suddenly recalled the plot of Pheasant and Nanako's wedding night in "Young and Dangerous".

But anyway.

This is my own Konoha!

on the surface.

The Hokage is Minato.

But actually.

Hano has long regarded Konoha as his own.

no way.

Who told the opening system to have a double kidnapping of morality and body?

Because of the special ability of aromatic phosphorus.

She has a high status in the hospital.

Even if Hano, who holds an 'important position', pays a personal visit.

It also took a lot of effort.

but.

The first time he opened the door and walked in.

stunned.

Nima!

That is called a light;

That's called a glare;

That's called a...Yimapingchuan.

"go out!"

Xiang Lu hesitated for three seconds at first.

Then he roared out in anger.

Hanye quickly turned around and left the office door without saying anything.

Nima!

Changing clothes in broad daylight....

Also no one.

but...

Well, apart from the white spots, there is really nothing else.

3 minute later.

A cold voice came from the door: "Come in."

Hano heard this.

Then he opened the door and walked in, saying with an apologetic smile: "I'm sorry, I really didn't know you were... changing clothes just now."

"Ah."

Xiang Lu smiled half-heartedly, with a look of contempt on his face: "Man."

This kind of thing.

The explanation must be unclear.

Hano also changed the subject: "Actually, I have nothing else to do. I just want to see how you are doing lately."

Because of my own appearance.

Coupled with the bizarre changes in the timeline.

Not only did it cause Xiang Phosphorus to appear in advance, but it also allowed her to join Konoha in advance.

In love and reason.

You should also take care of yourself.

I don't know.

Xiang Ling said coldly: "As long as you don't appear in front of me, then I will be fine."

I...

Ok.

Since you don't want to see me, I don't have time to talk to you.

Hanano turned around and prepared to leave.

And right now.

Xiang Lian suddenly said: "By the way, I heard that your Hokage's wife is also from the Uzumaki clan. Can you arrange for us to meet?"