Naruto: The Dark Guard of the Uchiha House

In order to take care of Uchiha Shisui, Uchiha Xiu reported to school a week late.

Uchiha Shu smiled as he placed his hand on the half-open door of the classroom.

When he opened the door, a bucket of water fell down.

"Grandpa Xiu! Get away!" Naruto shouted in panic.

"You idiot! I told you not to do this..." Prank.

Before he finished speaking, the children were stunned.

They watched the bucket float above Shadow's head.

Uchiha Xiu stretched out his hand, and the bucket fell into his hand obediently.

Carrying the bucket, I walked to the podium, put the bucket on the ground, and leaned against the podium.

"I am your new teacher, Uchiha Shu. If you don't understand, you can ask questions. Your original teacher has a task today, so I will teach all the classes today."

"Good!"

Xiu walked off the podium, picked up the book Sasuke placed on the table, flipped through it, then put the book down and walked back to the podium.

"This lesson is a history lesson for the ninja world." It's from the Warring States Period...

Uchiha Shu felt that it was boring to talk like this.

"Let's change the teaching method."

As soon as they heard about the new teaching method, some sleepy children became excited.

When Uchiha Shu closed his eyes and opened them again, he had a scarlet Sharingan.

The children looked around and realized that what was in front of them was a battlefield, where people were being killed constantly.

Some children with poor concentration simply vomited it out.

Uchiha Osamu stood in front of them: "This is just an illusion. I put it in the wrong place. I'm sorry."

The scene changed and everyone appeared in a quaint mansion. People coming and going didn't seem to see them.

The eyes in their sockets are pure white.

"This is the Hyuga clan during the Warring States Period." Uchiha Osamu looked at the little girl from the Hyuga family who was hiding behind everyone.

Hinata winced.

"I don't like the Hyuga clan. It can be said that I hate them."

Hinata Hinata trembled.

"...But it was only during that period, and now all those people are dead."

A group of students: How old is the teacher? !

The two children who knew and Uzumaki Tamahiko who was peeping in a tree on the side were pulled in: After all, they are older than you.

Uzumaki Tamahiko didn't hide, he walked out and put his hand on Kage's shoulder: "You hardly spoke at that time~"

"...Yeah, too."

"In the more than 70 years in hell, you have spoken a lot~"

"Well, you deserve a beating too."

"Hey, hey! Don't say that! The one who deserves a beating is Senju Hashirama, the brat who had an affair with my sister!"

A group of students: Will we be silenced if we hear this... What is your relationship? ?

Osamu Uchiha punched Uzumaki Tamahiko on the head. Uzumaki Tamahiko calmed down and began to introduce the Hyuga clan to the children. He was very serious (not) and began to supplement the children with various gossips.

After a while, they walked towards the main house.

Then they saw a tall man kneeling on the washboard in front of a 'petite and frail' woman.

"I would like to introduce you to you all, this kneeling person is the former head of the Hyuga clan - Hyuga Tennin Yeya~"

"...Huh?! You lied!!" The students looked unbelievable.

The conversation they heard next made them believe it.

Because the petite woman was pointing over there with a stick in her hand, and lightly tapping the shoulder of the person kneeling on the ground: "Hyuuga Tennin! You are so capable! How dare you run outside for me?" Hooking up with a pretty young girl?!”.[-]

"It's my fault, my fault." Even if it's not my fault, it's my fault even if my wife says it's my fault.

Children were forced to watch this cognitively destructive clip.

Should I tell my father about this great-grandfather when I go back?Hinata Hinata looked at the person kneeling on the washboard and shook her head, it was better not to say anything.

Uzumaki Tamahiko bumped Uchiha Osamu's shoulder with his elbow: What mission did you perform this on?

Shadow: Probably passing by on a reconnaissance mission.

Uzumaki Tamahiko: Go to the Uzumaki!I want to see what it was like when we first met!

Uchiha Osamu: Can I refuse...

Although I wanted to refuse, I thought I would have to let the children see it sooner or later so I went ahead.

The children came into a room before they could react.

There were no candles in the room, just moonlight.

Xiu used some special means to make him and Uzumaki Tamahiko appear in the mirror.

All the children looked at Uzumaki Tamahiko, then rubbed their eyes and looked at the red-haired boy in the illusion.

"This is me~ How about~ I was very stylish back then!"

"You, be a solitary student."

"Hey?! How can you be like this! Good brother! You're not married either! We're almost the same!"

"I have descendants." It is better not to be biological than to be biological.

"Okay, okay, why do you talk like this again?"

"Sorry, I suddenly missed the past, and my words changed involuntarily."

"It turns out that you are also someone who will be missed~ I finally know! I'm going to tell Mito!" Suddenly happy.

"Go out and fight."

"Don't! This is not hell! I still have to use this body!"

"You go back."

"Private Marseille." I was wrong!I'm no longer skinny!

The children who heard the conversation between the two in the illusion were devastated, especially Uchiha Sasuke and Uzumaki Naruto.

Uzumaki Naruto directly reached out to touch Uchiha Shu's face: "Grandpa Shu, you have this face now, right?" He swallowed his saliva.

"The current one is real. It turns out to be a mask."

As he spoke, the shadow in the illusion took off his mask, revealing a face without any scars.

The girls looked at it and screamed: So beautiful!

Boy: So handsome!

At that time, I was still a little green and not as stable and mature as I am now.

Uzumaki Tamahiko: Alas~ I’ve become immune after watching it for so many years.

Uchiha Osamu: I'll cut your face a few times, what do you think?

(Dessert: I remember watching Dee Renjie and Yuan Fang when I was a kid. What do you think? hiahiahia.)

After taking his children for a walk around the Uzumaki clan, Uchiha Osamu began to ask: "You guys, what else do you want to see? It's only been one minute outside." He went back without looking.

Naruto quietly pulled Uzumaki Tamahiko aside: "Brother, is your surname also Uzumaki?"

"Big brother?" Uzumaki Tamahiko had a wonderful expression, and then laughed.

"Isn't that right?" Naruto was a little panicked.

"No, no, no, my surname is Uzumaki, but I can be your ancestor, it's so funny! It's okay for you to call me grandpa, I'm older than Xiu~"

"......grandfather."

"Hey!?" Now it was Uzumaki Tamahiko's turn to be stunned.

Uchiha Xiu glanced at him, and the scene changed to the Senju clan.

He pointed at Senju Hashirama, who was also kneeling on the washboard with a smile on his face: "This is Senju Hashirama, the first generation."

Then he pointed to Senju Tobirama, who was sitting reading a scroll and drinking tea: "Senju Tobirama, the second generation."

Then there was Uzumaki Mito who stepped on Senju Hashirama's shoulder: "You damn ghost! You went out to gamble for me again! If you go again, don't come back!"

Senju Hashirama laughed in various ways, including: "Yeah, yeah, I'll never go there again!" I will definitely go there again!

"Sister-in-law, it's useless for you to be like this. You should collect all his private money."

"Tobirama! How could you do this!"

"It's best not to let him leave the clan, otherwise he will probably go to Uchiha Madara to borrow money for gambling."

"I haven't borrowed it a few times..." He muttered softly.

"Then how much money did you borrow from Kage-nii~" Uzumaki Tamahiko said with a black look on his face.

"My fault! Forgive me! Brother-in-law!"

Uzumaki Tamahiko touched his chin and looked at the illusion: "Hey, the two of me in this period are really fun~"

"I remembered, Senju Hashirama still owes me money."

"I'll go down and help you get it back then!"

"I guess he can't even pay back the money after selling Konoha." He took out his pipe.

(Dessert: Don’t smoke! Don’t smoke! Don’t smoke!)

Uzumaki Tamahiko looked like it had nothing to do with him: "Then just sell the village~"

"Then let's find a way to sell the village."

"Put away your dangerous ideas!" Senju Hashirama, who was kicked out of his house for gambling in hell, ran back to play with nothing to do. In fact, he was let back to play for a day while Gui Deng turned a blind eye.

Uchiha Osamu and Uzumaki Tamahiko looked at each other and smiled: Finally, they were drawn out.

Uchiha Shu released the genjutsu, and all the children sat in their original positions without moving.

Senju Hashirama: I feel like I shouldn’t have come out...