Naruto: The Dark Guard of the Uchiha House

In the morning, Uchiha Xiu felt that a distant memory was awakened. The two children climbed onto his bed without knowing when, pressing him on the left and right, and pressing directly on his chest.

Xiu thought that the Substitution Technique was a good thing, so he replaced Kakashi Hatake.

Kakashi, who had been struggling all night, was shocked, and then looked at the two children next to him who were pressing on him, and a cat whose mouth corners were constantly twitching.

Uchiha Xiu walked to the kitchen to prepare breakfast. Everything in hell was advanced like this, so he would use it.

Xiu prepared breakfast, and then it was time to save Kakashi.

Hold a child in one hand and ask them to wash themselves.

The two children were sleepy-eyed.

Xiu threw two cold towels on their faces and woke up instantly.

Uchiha Osamu: "Wash yourselves and come over for dinner later."

Shisui and Obito don't worry, they are both alive, and they can't protect them too tightly when they grow up.

He saw Kakashi Hatake who was sitting in front of breakfast and was about to take action: "Go and wash up."

"I've done it."

"..."

"I'll go, I'll go." He lowered his head.

After all four people and one cat were seated, dinner was finally served.

The three children ate quickly, and Uchiha Xiu went to serve them food again.

Youlu said: I want another fish!

Uchiha Osamu: How did you become so edible?

When everyone was done eating, Kakashi Hatake helped clear away the dishes.

Xiu went to make tea.

Uchiha Sasuke looked at the person with a confused expression: "Um, are you really an Uchiha?"

Uchiha Xiu was stunned for a moment, then sneered: "What an interesting kid. I haven't introduced myself yet, right? What should I say to introduce myself..."

"I'll go first! Grandpa Sandaime taught me!" Uzumaki Naruto took the lead. "Me, me, me, my name is Uzumaki Naruto! I'm seven years old! I like ramen and instant noodles, but I hate the three minutes of waiting for instant noodles! I want to I want to be Hokage!"

"...Uchiha Sasuke, likes tomatoes and bonito rice balls, hates sweets and wants to kill him! Kill that man!"

"He's so murderous ~ Hatake Kakashi, he likes saury, hates that, dreams are a troublesome thing, everything is troublesome~"

"I think you are possessed by Nara. I am Matabū, the tailed beast you call, the two-tailed one~" Matabū huddled in Uchiha Osamu's arms.

"Don't be afraid, Mataru is very well-behaved. Shu, Uchiha Shu, an ordinary clansman. I don't know what I like. I hate it. Someone died in front of me. My dream has been achieved."

"Huh?~ It's so short! Brother Xiu should say more!" Uzumaki Naruto pouted dissatisfied.

"Actually, Xiao Xiu used to speak briefly, just two words, but now he can say one sentence is already very good, and... do you know?"

"Huh?" Three people.

"According to seniority, Uchiha Sasuke, you should call him your great-uncle, Kakashi Hatake, you should call him your great-uncle, Uzumaki Naruto, you have nothing to do with him." He also supplemented his relationship knowledge, but he I don’t know if that’s right.

"Oh?! Why?!"

"Am I that old...I'm only 24 years old." Uchiha smiled and rubbed Matatsuki's belly.

"That kid Izuna calls you 'Brother Xiu'. It doesn't matter if Sasuke Uchiha calls you uncle or grandpa. This kid looks so much like Izuna. I remember when I scratched his face."

"Well...you scratched my face too."

"That's none of my business." Hatake Kakashi scratched his head.

"Your grandpa Zeng married Xiao Xiu's aunt." It should be like this. After sorting out the relationship for a long time, I still couldn't figure it out.

"Pfft...cough cough cough!..." I don't know why I can still spray water while wearing a mask.

"Youlv, your news is so exciting..."

"I think we can reveal more."

"Ok?"

"Uchiha Kagami is Xiaoxiu's son, Uchiha Obito and Uchiha Shisui are Xiaoxiu's grandsons!" Even though it's Tuogu, forget it!

This time it was Hatake Kakashi and Uchiha Sasuke who sprayed water. Naruto in the middle suffered a critical hit and his hair exploded: "Hey! What are you doing!?"

The Sandaime who was also peeping: I think I'm going to have a myocardial infarction... Why would the teacher put such an ancestor in the laboratory? !

"Do you want to see how tough Xiao Xiu was at that time!" You Lu suddenly became excited.

Youlv: I suddenly want to break the news!

Matataru used genjutsu to release the part where Xiu rushed into Hagoromo.

Hatake Kakashi wiped his sweat: So strong, this sword skill is so powerful, my father doesn’t know if he can block it.

"Who's that silly smiling person over there?" Uchiha Sasuke looked disgusted.

"Who's the one with the hair that exploded into hedgehogs?!" Uzumaki Naruto said.

The two children didn't notice Xiu's 'cruelty' at all, and even Hatake Kakashi paid attention to it.

"The silly smiling Senju Hashirama is your first generation, the one with the hair blown into a hedgehog is Uchiha Madara, the young white haired one is Senju Tobirama, the one with pigtails is Uchiha Sasuke, yours Grandpa, Uchiha Senna, hedgehog, tut, if you tell Uchiha, Madara will go crazy and laugh silly, tut, do you want to see Senju Hashirama kneeling on the washboard?! I do!"

Kakashi Hatake stopped two children from seeking death.

Uchiha Xiu played with the pipe in his hand: "Do you want to see Senju Hashirama cry with snot and tears, or see how stupid he was when he was a child? I have both here."

Hatake Kakashi didn't stop him because he wanted to see it too.

After reading this, a whole morning passed.

All three people were brainwashed by Senju Hashirama's stupidity, including the Sandaime who peeked in the office and received special care from Matabusa and saw exactly the same thing.

The Sandaime sat in the office and covered his heart: I think I need first aid. I knew that the first-generation teacher had some...but I didn't expect it to be like this.

"Why do you have these?" Uchiha Sasuke noticed something was wrong.

Uchiha Shu narrowed his eyes and turned sideways, revealing the tattoo on his arm: "Do you know what this is?"

"Hmm... I originally read in the clan class textbook that it's the tattoo of the secret guard, right? According to the number of magatama in the eyes, one increases by one, but why is this a pattern?"

"Because it's the Mangekyo Sharingan."

Uchiha Shu narrowed his eyes and looked at Kakashi Hatake: "Why didn't you have any rejection reaction after you got the Sharingan? It's because you have a small part of Uchiha blood, but this part of the blood is very weak, so most of your Chakra will supply the Sharingan."

"Senior, do you already know?"

"Well, don't I know my grandson's eyes?"

For a moment, the four people and one cat fell into an eerie silence.

"So why do you have these."

Uchiha Osamu looked at the yard.

"Xiao Xiu was once Uchiha Madara's secret guard." He was also his brother.

Sandaime: Master...don't you dislike Uchiha? Why do you have Uchiha Madara's original secret guards in your laboratory...

"Let's not talk about this. I think it is the same now. They are all dead here, and there is nothing left."

The atmosphere was dull, Xiu sighed: "Do you want to live here?"

"Oh?! Is it okay?!" Uzumaki Naruto jumped up first.

"Okay, anyway, being alone is boring, and you can't stand loneliness when traveling. It will be very boring to stay with a boring person like me."

"So you still know."

"Why don't you stay? By the way, you can 'monitor' me, and there will be fewer annoying flies circling in the yard." Staring at Kakashi Hatake, his eyes were clear: You have to stay and deal with those flies!

Hatake Kakashi: Ancestor, don’t look at me like this, can I stay...