[One Piece] Mr. Clown of the Demon King

The annual senbei eating competition in the town, hosted by Vice Admiral Mr. Karp and Mr. Sengoku of the Navy Headquarters, started. As soon as Jia Er heard that there was delicious food, and there were rewards for eating too much, he had to sign up.

As an independent woman who is diligent and thrifty and able to save money in terms of economic consumption, Jiaer has never lost in such competitions in the real world before. Even in the goldfish fishing competition at the summer fireworks display, Jiaer caught more. You can also take it home and fry it for dinner.

Anyway, there is still a week left before the CP3 members meet up, so this is too late.Jia Er's thoughts are very similar to those of you who are having fun at home on weekends and Saturdays, but are exhausted on Sunday nights.

In the last round of the perverted and spicy senbei competition, Jia Er came out on top and successfully won the championship. How could she be afraid of being so perverted and spicy despite her body being invulnerable to all poisons?

Just when the kitten happily returned to the navy headquarters, he could see Lao Sa with a peach-shaped face almost every day. Sometimes when you sit next to him, he would suddenly laugh with unknown meaning. Fortunately, this scene was not at night. Otherwise, even thinking about it makes me panic.

"Lao Sa, are you in love!?" Although Jiaer didn't want to admit it, there was actually a girl who was so cheerful that she didn't mind Lao Sa, a straight-faced steel man.

"Well... I guess, we still had quite a chat." In fact, even the children could not listen to the content of the two people's chat at that time. It sounded harsh and awkward, but the two of them didn't seem to notice it at all. , chatting very happily.

This time, even Lao Sa started to fall in love. Jia Er walked alone on the beach under the sunset scenery, kicking shell fragments and passing by a passing couple. The woman happily held her boyfriend's arm. Hand, the man also asked her, today is your birthday, what delicious food do you want to eat tonight?

At this moment, Jiaer also felt like he had been hit hard by [-] points. He obviously had a boyfriend but he still acted like a widow.

Doflamingo, this big bastard, has been to Chambord Island for so long without even farting.At this moment, I really wanted to lie on his shoulders and take a bite on his neck. The flesh of a seventeen or eighteen year old boy must feel good!

"Have you lost your love, little sister?" A gray-haired lolita wearing a white dress with hair above her waist, tied in double ponytails, curiously sat next to Jia Er. "Yazi doesn't look very happy."

The little Loli still had two human fingers in her mouth, and Jia Er was not surprised. In fact, she would have noticed her as soon as she came to this beach.

Because I overwhelmingly won No. 1 in the senbei eating competition in the morning, the girl who won No. 2 followed me secretly. She used a cabbage to block her way and thought she was well hidden.

"You are the two-mouthed female monster, Baby Moon." Although you are a 200-year-old child, I don't know if the world government considers this to be child labor.

"Miss Demon King actually knows me! So I'm so famous!" Yingyue shyly picked up a small shell and covered her face.

"No, when you signed up for the competition, you used your real name."

"Isn't it possible?" Yingyue asked doubtfully. When registering for the competition, didn't those people say that they should write their real names? "What about Miss Demon King?"

When asked rhetorically, Jia Er lowered his head in shame, "I think the name I wrote is also my real name..." The eldest brother, not to mention the second brother, this is what is called perfectly exposing yourself on the first day of being a spy.

Facts have proved that the first CP3, not to mention the team members and even the captain himself, can't lead them. They don't have the qualities that a spy or a spy should have.Doubi (Jiaer), Sexy Rabbit (Maoyue), Foodie (Infant Moon), Sleeping God (Candle Moon), Holy Mother (Maple Moon)... none of them seem to look like normal killer spies.

Realizing that the topic had gone too far, Yingyue took out a bloody raw intestine from the bag and handed it to Jiaer. "Miss Demon King, do you want to eat it?" The little Loli started to bite from the other end.

"No thank you." After being reincarnated as a monster, Jia Er has never had any aversion to the taste of blood, so even human flesh and blood did not make her feel any physical discomfort. After all, when she was a child, she and Dove made garbage and I've eaten all the carrion.

"Miss Demon King, you haven't answered my question yet? So you were so depressed just now. Are you falling in love?"

"No, I miss my boyfriend." If Doflamingo was present, Carl would definitely say that he was a slutty flamingo.

"Are you handsome? (How do you look?)" the little loli started curiously gossiping.

"Look carefully, it's quite good." There are only a few rare handsome faces, and they should be able to sell for a good price.

"What about your body shape? (How's the meat quality?)"

"It would be nice if there were no leg hair and only abdominal muscles." That guy was simply overloaded with hormones. I wonder if any mamasang in the red light district would be willing to accept him.

"What about the smell? (How is the fragrance)"

"I live a self-disciplined life and have no odor." There is absolutely nothing wrong with me, but I don't know if the sea breeze blowing every day will give me a fishy smell.

"Have you tried it, little sister? (How does it taste)?"

"Haha, it was me who was eaten by him."

Why is there always a sense of dissonance in "Pirates on the Bite of the Tongue"? And when asked by Ying Yue with a meaningful question, Jia Er began to be a little greedy for Doflamingo's body. "I'm a little hungry when you ask me this question." When I'm hungry, I miss Dover even more.

"Of course, this is the love from monsters. The more you miss your lover, the more you want to taste his warm blood." Yingyue explained, "In fact, this kind of desire is similar to that of human beings in other places. A kind of concern between lovers."

"It means that the more I think about Brother Ming, the more I want to eat him!?" Are you kidding me? Why did the good OP world turn into a Tokyo Ghoul drama? It's a cross-over, right?

"It's not that serious. I only think about it a few times a month. The blood you drink is just like your boyfriend's aunt."

This is indeed the case for other monsters, but for monsters like Futakuchi with a strong desire for food, it is no longer as simple as just drinking some blood. Every time they are hungry, they see humans entering their hunt. The range comes up and takes a bite.

"Oh, so that's it!" From now on, the blood lost by my aunt will be replaced by Brother Ming...

But according to Brother Ming's urine, if you bite him and drink his blood, that guy will definitely respond to you in the same way. After all, he is also a slut in the pirate world.

Doflamingo: The backup ingredient is myself!

Yingyue usually only treats humans as side dishes, and his main food is the delicious food made by humans. "So Yingyue, where were you before?" Mainly because he and Zhuyue were the only two people on the list. The location is unknown.

"I used to be a crew member of the Rocks Pirates. After the Pirates disbanded, I basically had nowhere to go."

"That's it." Garr had no idea that the Rocks Pirates were the same huge pirate group that the three future Four Emperors had led. "Then where do you live now?"

"Others who were on the ship with me have formed their own pirate groups, and I am the only one who is currently making my bed." Although Kaido, Lingling, and Golden Lion also invited Yingyue to join their pirate group. Tuan was even willing to offer him the position of deputy captain, but Yingyue refused.

The reason turned out to be that she didn't want to be dragged into drinking by Kaido every day; she didn't want to be called godmother by Lingling's dozens of children; she didn't want to think about how to defeat Roger every day with the second-rate Golden Lion.

"I really envy you. I was forced to get on the boat." There was dissatisfaction in his tone, but there was helpless tenderness in his heart.

"I can tell that the guy who forced you to get on the boat is very important to you, Miss Demon King."

"That's right... you can call me Jiaer from now on, and I'll call you Xiaoying."

"Okay, Sister Xiaojia." This kind of mantra has been shouted for more than 200 years, and it is difficult for Yingyue to change it.

Uoyue here saw that the deadline set by the world government was coming soon, and packed her luggage, "Master, I have to leave, don't miss me."

"Get out of here." Doflamingo looked at this guy still sitting on the sofa, hugging several beauties on the left and right.The rabbit said this and seemed to have no intention of leaving.

Yesterday, this bunny boy said that he wanted to find a love that would not be measured by money, but today he, Torebol, Diamanti and the others selected several beauties to serve them in the dance hall.

"Before I leave, all the wine and food were served to me. I'm treating you today!" After drinking coffee, Uoyue jumped on the table quite indulgently, throwing the gold in his pocket everywhere like sand.Many women, waiters and other customers ignored him and gathered around Uzuki trying to please him.

And Uoyue's appetite seemed to be a bottomless pit, and they served food faster than Uoyue could eat.

...faceless man?

Do monsters' temperaments change drastically after drinking coffee?Doflamingo couldn't help but touch his neck, wondering why this place always felt a little chilly.

The next day when Sakaski returned to the office, he saw Jia Er and another ponytail loli she didn't know sitting on his leather sofa, eating cookies and reading comics. "Hey, Lao Sa, you're back, here you go." Let me introduce you, this is my friend Xiaoying."

"Hao Sahao (Lao Sahao)" Yingyue's mouth was filled with senbei.

"Just in time, let me ask you, what do women like?" In recent days, Sakaski and Maple Moon have made great efforts every day to increase the conversation during their dates. Yesterday, Maple Moon said that she was leaving due to work reasons. Now that she's here, Sakaski wants to give her a farewell gift.

Carl's suggestion is to "tie yourself with a bow and put it in a gift box to give to others." The inspiration definitely comes from Doflamingo.

Yingyue's suggestion is to "give half a brick to the little sister. After many years of reunion, the two bricks can be combined into one so that we can recognize each other next time." A gentle and elegant lady carries a brick in her arms at all times. This scene is indeed a bit eye-catching. .

"Forget it, just pretend I didn't ask." Sakaski thought it was better to think about it himself.