[One Piece] Mr. Clown of the Demon King

For some reason, I always feel that the world is starting to become a little lonely. Rosie has been busy dating Ilia recently. The last time I saw the two of them was in the romantic scene of walking on the beach in this episode.

Originally, Jia'er thought that if he had nothing to do recently, he would go and persecute Lao Sa for fun, but it turned out that this man didn't show up at work during the day, and he didn't come home at night. He didn't know where he went.

And wasn’t it promised that the fastest would be one month?It's been almost two weeks, why haven't my CP3 comrades come over yet?

Generally speaking, Jia Er's current situation can be summed up as follows: It's been too boring recently.

[Ah!Dover, you big bastard, I hate you so much!I'm here for you, but where are you, the guy who has always been so protective? ] Jia Er was dissatisfied and started to fight against a pink pillow. He obviously has a boyfriend, why do he have to be so lonely! [Um!I guess this guy must be in a bar surrounded by beautiful women! ]

The more Jia Er thought about it, the angrier he became. When he was going through his luggage, he accidentally discovered a special phone bug. He was wearing sunglasses and dressed like a slut, so you could tell who its original owner was.I don’t know when he stuffed the dove into his bag.I really want to call him at this moment, but any calls made by CP are monitored.

Looking at the flamingo phone, I missed him more and more. With the mentality of passing the time, Jiaer did not dial the number, but just picked up the phone and talked to himself casually.

"Dover, you big bastard, you must have gone somewhere to hang out with Torebol and the others. I am almost bored to death here... The weather is cold now, don't always treat your eight Your abs are exposed, I’m warning you! Only I can see your abs.”

"Oh, it would be great if you could wear a suit next time. You can be a handsome guy, but you still want to throw your appearance to the ground and step on it... I used to be really lonely. I would come home after my birthday every year , the house is always empty;

Even during every festival, I would just buy myself an amulet on the street alone, but until I met you, Dover, I actually hated you when you forcibly pulled me on board, but after After getting along for a long time, I discovered that you are actually very gentle, Dover. On the day you confessed your love to me in the reception garden, I had actually started to like you very early, but I was afraid, afraid of the future..."

After talking so much, Jiaer gradually fell asleep in a daze.

At this moment, in the new world on the other side, Doflamingo could hear everything that Jia Er just said in his heart, word for word, clearly on the phone.He still doesn't know what he should do. The pair of phone bugs he gave Jiaer were two rare double-egg snails that can communicate over long distances by ignoring radio waves and signals.

But I completely forgot to explain it to the cat, and now I heard the above paragraph.

Now Doflamingo's heart was beating erratically due to Carl's call. At this moment, he wanted to cross the Red Earth Continent and hold this cat in his arms for the rest of his life, telling her that he was also thinking about it all the time. she.

This impulse to peek into his girlfriend's diary made Doflamingo so panicked for the first time in his life.Someone planned to pretend not to hear, but he remembered these words deeply in his bones.

Realizing that Carl seemed to have really fallen asleep, Doflamingo tried to compensate by saying quietly back to her, "Well, I miss you too."

At this time, a white-haired jade rabbit with super hearing hiding on the roof overheard all this. "I didn't expect that Miss Demon King also has someone she likes. This CP3 is starting to become more and more interesting."

A human being who can even chase the Demon King still has such charm.The white-haired rabbit sneaked into Jia Er's room and took away the flamingo-shaped phone bug next to her.

"Hello, Mr. Doflamingo." The white-haired rabbit spoke without any sight. "My name is Uoyuki, and I am a jade rabbit demon who just came back from the ruins of the moon."

I was holding someone else's girlfriend's phone late at night, and another young and fresh voice came over there. Anyone might not be able to accept it, "I don't care who you are! What's going on now? Stay away from that cat." point!"

"Oh." But because she is a demon and has been staying on the isolated moon, Uoyue doesn't understand the rules and worldly ways of the world.

Uzuki directly put the phone bug back, then tracked the frequency of the phone sound and teleported to Doflamingo. "Is it far enough now?" Uzuki was directly used by Doflamingo as soon as he saw him. The thread tightened around his neck.

"You are the guy on the phone just now." With his super strong sense of knowledge, Doflamingo had already sensed that an unknown object was gradually approaching him.

He looked at this strange creature with white hair and rabbit ears. He seemed to have said that he was a monster just now. "Mr. Doflamingo, you are so awesome! You are the first human to predict the location of my teleportation." !" Maoyue worshiped with starry eyes.

"You kid didn't do anything to my Garr, did you?" Doflamingo was so angry now that he couldn't even laugh at all.

"Herbivores will never wake up sleeping carnivores!" Uzuki seemed to understand. He seemed to have inadvertently angered his superior man, although he had no idea what he had done wrong. "Mr. Doflamingo , I came here specifically to worship you as my teacher."

"Worship me as your teacher?"

He tightened the thread around Maoyue's neck again. Everyone heard the noise and rushed over to see the young master strangling a white-haired boy by the neck.

"Yes, Mr. Doflamingo! As a human, you can actually make a demon like you so much. I want to be like you, so that I can be popular with human women." He has not seen a woman for 200 years. When Uoyue returned to Earth for the first time and saw this dazzling world of the opposite sex, he had already fallen.

The moon and everything, Uoyue never wants to go back.

"Hmph, I don't have time to play love strategies with you right now." Doflamingo was planning to break one of this kid's hands.

Uzuki quickly escaped in a space, but Doflamingo was obviously faster. His left calf was scratched with a long scar. "As expected of the master!" Uzuki hugged him shamelessly. Doflamingo's thigh seemed to have no pain at all.

Seeing this picture, how could Gladius, who was also a loyal fan of the Young Master, endure "Hey! Give me a little bit of this, Young Master!" How could such a noble thigh of the Young Master be like this? You can hug any little kid (actually Gladius is envious)

"Get away, you annoying spare food." After Carl, another monster appeared hugging Doflamingo's thigh.

"Oh, Master, I'm a little embarrassed when you say that."

"I'm not complimenting you!!" All the members of the Don Quixote family complained angrily!

"Master, please teach me how to be popular with girls like you." Uoyue obviously had some misunderstanding about Doflamingo. "I didn't have anything to give you when we first met, so I just brought some gifts from the moon. I hope You can accept it." Uoyue took out a gift box with a bow from her clothes.

As the only rabbit on the moon in the history of the world, Utsuki has not seen a woman for 200 years. Every day he is either guarding the ruins on the moon, fighting with alien pirates, and digging around when he is bored. Pit to raise tadpoles.

On the first day after returning to his hometown, Uoyue was moved by looking at the opposite sexes all over the world. He wanted to stay, to date all the women in the world, and then choose the best one from them.This human named Doflamingo must be very experienced if even the Demon King can fall in love with him!

Everyone heard that it was a gift from the moon. Could it be... priceless ore? !Make a lot of money!The young master has accepted an invisible rich man as his apprentice!

After everyone opened the box, a burst of golden legends emitted from the box. Everyone came over and took a look... It was a three-legged leprechaun covered in lumps. "Quack! (Hello, you guys!)"

"How about it, isn't my moon frog cute?"

"..." All the cadres of the Don Quixote family looked at the leprosy inside with constipated expressions, and then they all gathered around Uoyue and beat him up, "This **** is a leprechaun!"

After 10 minutes, the golden toad in the box spit out three gold pieces with pure concentration and golden light. Only then did everyone stop beating Mao Yue and felt the help of the little rabbit to help him wipe the blood on his face.

"Really, if you didn't tell us earlier, we would all misunderstand you."

"Hehehehe, this little one is quite cute if you think about it carefully."

"You can be your apprentice, and you can stay with us to take care of you." Doflamingo himself wanted to complain, why do all the monsters hugging him have the same IQ?

Uzuki, who was recognized by Doflamingo, "Ah! Thank you, master! Then where should we go next? I have half a month to learn from the master." He didn't realize that he had worked so hard to raise □ □More popular than yourself.

Diamanti saw that this boy was injured like this but he didn't die. If it were the others who had been fatally hanged by the young master and tortured like this, they would have died a long time ago. "Hey, your boy's vitality is quite strong." .”

"Well, that's right." Uoyue himself is immortal. He has tied his soul to the moon for the past 200 years. As long as the moon is still there, he will never die.

It's just that he never seemed to pay attention to such unimportant things, and almost forgot about them as time went by.