[One Piece] Mr. Clown of the Demon King

Sakaski came back from the Navy Headquarters, and he came back with the North Sea octopus balls that the girl Garner insisted on packing for her.I originally thought that as soon as I opened the door and walked in, the girl would be moved to tears and thank you, but... before I even entered the door, I felt a familiar deserted feeling.

The living room, which was once full of dried fish and squid tentacles packaging bags, is now extremely clean. The lazy cat who never knows how to clean the room actually cleaned the entire house.

There was a letter on the steps of the backyard where the two of them were enjoying the night view together——

"Lao Sa, thank you for taking care of me during this year and a half. Due to some force majeure reasons, I may have to leave for a while. I'm really sorry for leaving without permission, but I will definitely take good care of myself.

The same goes for you. During my absence, you must get rid of your bad habit of being paralyzed and stubborn. Otherwise, you will still be single when you are in your 50s. Even if you love your career, you must also worry about your future. Make plans.

correct!Help me tell Porusalino not to always make scary expressions to pretty girls; and Kuzan, tell him to walk more while he is young and can, otherwise he will have no chance in the future.

And Uncle Zefa, I remember his child is about to be born. Help me tell him that he must spend more time with his wife and children and don't leave any regrets for himself.

That's it. Thank you for your company and care during these days. You must let me see that you have a girlfriend next time we meet! !Also, I hope you can become an excellent and popular naval marshal in the future. 》

Sakaski looked at the letter and ate alone a large box of takoyaki he bought. "Sure enough, a creature like a cat won't stay in the same place for too long...Marshal? You kid too." You think highly of me."

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On CP's ship, Jia Er never said a complete sentence to these people. He was always alone in the room.However, the room refers to the restaurant, and she didn't say a complete sentence because she had too much stuff in her mouth and couldn't hear what she was saying.

"Hurry up and bring me all the good food and drink!...Uncle Tarpaulin is no longer stocking the goods! These masked melon uncles are staring at me! (Otherwise I won't cooperate, you guys Just wait another 800 years for the masked monster)" Fortunately, my body is immune to all poisons, otherwise Jiaer wouldn't be able to eat as much as he wants.

[If you threaten me in this way, then I will eat up all your food. No matter what, you cannot lose yourself. ]

In the hearts of all the CPs: ...How on earth did this idiot spend 800 years?

"Okay, eat slowly. If you get choked, your body needs to eat more food to maintain a balanced nutrition." A CP who seemed to be a female followed Jia Er's instructions and continued to give Jia Er the big bowl on the plate. Add rice.

"Idiot, are you her mother? Tell her about this mission quickly!"

Jia Er quickly blocked his ears and turned his back to them. "I won't listen! I won't listen! I said that as long as you let me see the complete Doflamingo, I will agree to your conditions."

The CP who had just brought Jia Er food, she was wearing a fox mask and smiled playfully, "Oh, it's complete, it seems a bit difficult. After all, I seemed to have hit him a bit hard at the time, and I accidentally dislocated his jaw." The fox mask continued to mock, "You don't know how weak those guys are. I killed them all by myself."

I originally thought that the legendary demon king would be angered by the monster in their CP, but the other party's reaction was extremely calm, "Oh, I don't care what happens to the other four. The injuries you caused are definitely not big for him." No matter what, stop talking and have another bowl." Anyway, the result is the same, there is no point in being angry, and the injury is really nothing to Doflamingo.

"Really?! So you're not angry. I'm so happy." The CP, who looked about the same height as Jia Er, danced happily. What made everyone angry was that the man actually took off his fox mask. "My name is Erin, please give me some advice.”

"..." Small, little child.Jia Er was confused. Is it true that the world’s governments have begun to recruit child labor without any bottom line? !

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The ship docked early the next morning. This was an island where gangsters and gangsters gathered in the North Sea.The Don Quixote family is also very famous here, but the CP named Irene killed everyone on the island except the Don Quixote family in just one night.

Carl came to the basement where the CP kept the Don Quixote family, and saw the bruised and unconscious Doflamingo inside. Carl couldn't help but feel sad in his heart, "Dover!"

In the endless cycle of nightmares, it feels like being trapped in an abyss of endless darkness for so long that you forget who you are.A ray of light became the only scenery in the darkness.

A familiar voice called Doflamingo, "Dover! Are you okay?! Wake up, I'm back, please don't leave me."

CP looked at the scene in front of him. The demon king who was aloof and arrogant 800 years ago was actually whispering and begging in a low voice at the moment, hoping that the traitor in front of him who betrayed Marie Joa would get better soon.

Jia Er used the healing technique to heal his injuries. Doflamingo's injuries were now recovering at a speed visible to the naked eye. When he opened his eyes tiredly... the stupid cat who had been missing for so long actually appeared in his presence. in front of.

"Jia... Jia'er, is that you?" This is the girl that I miss every night. Is it really her?Doflamingo, he was really afraid that she would disappear when he blinked again. This was just a dream.

She noticed the flamingo ice crystal that Dover always wore around his neck. He kept it very well.Didn't you tell him that? !Whenever there is danger, smash it. The large amount of poisonous mist compressed inside can help him escape.He actually still keeps this kind of thing until now.

"Dover, I'm here." Jia Er held his hand and pressed it on his heart. "You can hear the heartbeat. I'm still alive."

A long-lost smile appeared on Doflamingo's lips. "It's really you..." He reached out and wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes. "It's so ugly. Don't cry. I swore that I would never cry because of injuries or feelings." Shedding tears or something, you do the same."

"Who is crying! That's because my eyes are sweating!"

The hand that was touching Jia Er trembled slightly, and he looked at her helplessly but reluctantly, "Are you leaving again?" He seemed to be aware of it, as if he had unintentionally caused her trouble again.

"Well... Dove promised me that you must become stronger and not lose to anyone. I will be back soon and we will go fishing together." Doflamingo has always been helpless towards Jia Er, so naturally stupid. How did people survive?

At this moment, Irene, who suddenly appeared behind her, came in and pulled out a knife, aiming it at Jia Er's heart. "Hey, I'm sorry to bother you. I really like people who are covered in bruises and blood. I don't know about you monsters." What does it look like after it bleeds? I really want to see it."

[How can it be? !The whole room was surrounded by the 'frozen cloud' I had set up. She had inhaled so much poison that her alveoli would instantly become necrotic and lose her mobility. Why is it okay? ]

Carl and Doflamingo looked back at Irene. This girl with tiger fangs and white hair was bleeding from poison at the corners of her eyes and mouth, but she didn't seem to feel it at all.

Doflamingo quickly and accurately cut off her neck with the thin thread on his finger.He remembered that Torrebol and the others fired several bullets at her, but the monster was still fine.

"Really, you messed up my new hairstyle." Irene's head was severed but she was still talking.Erin's body picked up the head that fell on the ground, put the head on her neck again, and the cut marks on it healed instantly. "Don't be nervous. Irene is not a person with abilities. She is just a poor half-finished product cloned by the world's government."

"Are you going to... kill me?" This girl seemed more suitable to be a murderer than a spy.

"But if Sister Demon King doesn't want to do it, then forget it. Irene won't force anyone to do anything."