[One Piece] Mr. Clown of the Demon King

When it comes to which monster in the world has the least moral integrity, Nekomata Yao Jiaer is the second, but no one dares to call it the first.After all, hundreds of millions were lost, and it was as if he had lost half his life.

The first trick to deal with Sakaski - please the boss

Jia Er, who usually would never clean the house obediently and conscientiously, saw for the first time today that Sakaski's home seemed to be decorated with a layer of holy light by the Virgin Mary.

"Lao Sa, you're back. You must have had a hard day at work." Jiaer, who would never change out of his pajamas as long as he could stay at home, actually dressed neatly and waited for him at the door for half an hour.

"The bath water has been boiled and the meal is ready. Do you want to eat first? Or take a shower first? Or both together?" Jiaer actually cooked and did housework, which almost made Sakaski almost I feel like the world must be crazy.

"... Just stand here while I wash your face and calm down."

"Okay, then I'll go and wash your coat now." Jia Er, a real licking cat who doesn't live up to expectations, can already become the good girl of the Sakaski family for the hundreds of millions in front of her.

After Sakaski took a shower, he saw these dishes on the table... sushi sashimi, cod steak, sashimi... Ni Ma, today's dinner is all fish. "Isn't there any cooked food?" It's a meal after get off work. All so deserted.

"Sorry, I don't know how to use a pot."

"Don't tell me sooner!"

The second way to deal with Sakaski—think about the boss’s life in all aspects

Jia Er would never have thought that Sakaski would take him with him when he was going to participate in the field training for promotion to rear admiral.

In fact, it is because there is a rule in military training: soldiers can bring anything of their own to the training.So... Sakaski packed Jia Er in his suitcase to participate, because this way he would have enough food to survive in the wild.

Jia Er: Damn it!Sakaski!I'm not a human, but you are a real dog!You actually treat this cute me as your spare food!

System [Host, you misunderstood, he just wants to find someone to cook. 】

"Hey, Sakaski heard that you adopted a daughter, which is quite strange. I didn't expect you to have such a hobby." A greasy uncle's voice came from behind.

"Uncle, who are you?" Jiaer didn't expect that the navy running for rear admiral in this term would be so premature.

"What kind of uncle? You're rude. The legal age is 45 years old for middle-aged people, and I'm only 28 years old." This man is actually only three years older than Sakaski. "I'm Porusalino, I'm Sakas The same period as the gay. What is such a cute little sister doing here? "

Jia Er pointed to the cigarette vending machine in front of him and said, "Lao Sa asked me to go down the mountain to buy him a pack of cigarettes, but I forgot what brand to buy. Is it Japanese cigarettes or menthol cigarettes? Wait, I remember menthol. Smoking too much seems to make a man wither. How can we fix it? If old man withers, he will have no happiness in the rest of his life. We must not let him wither. Moreover, the second-hand smoke left behind after smoking will give people around him It brings harm to the elderly and children, then wouldn’t Lao Sa become a languid murderer in the future!! Oh my God!”

Porusalino thought that a child could think so far ahead when he was helping to buy cigarettes. It was really scary. "Wow, that's scary. Little sister, have you made up your mind? You have to choose carefully. Don't let Sakaski become a A languid murderer."

"Don't talk about such unhealthy topics with children..." An old man with black curly hair kicked Porusalino into the cigarette vending machine. "Ah, Lala, Sakaski is not ●Withering, he is just boring."

"Porusalino, Kuzan, please shut your mouths in front of a child!" Another purple-haired uncle came and kicked the curly-haired navy into the cigarette vending machine.

Seeing the teacher coming, the two of them immediately fell silent. Jiaer could only stare at the broken and destroyed vending machine with a messy look, "I can't buy cigarettes anymore."

"Really, Teacher Zefa is so scary."

"Ah Lala, you are truly worthy of being a teacher."

Teacher Zefa came over and looked at this cute and delicate little girl. He touched Jiaer's head with his rough and warm hands, and then bought her a book from the vending machine next to her.

"Take it, so you don't have to worry about Sakaski's wilting, and it can also make him more energetic." Uncle Zefa showed a hearty smile.This is a collection of Beihai girls' swimwear photo albums.As a teacher, it is also important to care about the physical health of students.

"Oh! Thank you, uncle!" Lian Jiaer felt that Zefa's words made sense.

"Teacher Zefa! You're a half-hearted co-author! x2" Porusalino and Kuzan in the back couldn't help but complain about their teacher.

Back at Sakaski's side, he looked at the table in confusion as the cigarettes that Jia Er wanted to buy for him turned into a swimsuit photo album.

This is a good thing for Togar. Both his best friends, Teacher Gazefa, know that Sakaski is likely to become a wilted murderer in the future.

"It doesn't matter, Sakaski. Although you are the least popular among girls in our class, you are the best." There was something in Porusalino's words that comforted Sakaski.

"Shut up, Porusalino."

This is why Sakaski brought Jiaer with him to the training camp.The training requirements for this time were two people, and the total number of people in the entire battalion was an odd number. Porusalino and Kuzan were in a group, leaving the unpopular Sakaski alone.

"Actually, I think Lao Sa is quite okay. Although he often has a straight face, has a bad temper, is stingy, stingy, and rigid, and is also a topic stopper, so he is not popular with girls... But I believe that as long as he can Correct those hundreds of shortcomings, and you won’t have to bring me to support the scene next time you train.”

"..." Sakaski stood aside and was really angry with the two people. "Shut up, too."

"Then Lao Sa, can you return my things to me?" Jia Er stared at him with a pair of watery cat eyes, filled with begging and longing. "If you really can't, you can also transfer the money to me. Yes." Not counting you being cheaper, how about 5 million?"

"Hey, Sakaski, this is your fault. How could you take something that belongs to a child?" Porusalino came forward to criticize and educate.

"That's right, how can you, a grown-up man, take something from a cute little sister like me? If this continues, you may really be hated by others." Jia Er echoed.

"It's not 'possible', it's just that he is really hated by everyone."

"..." There is no doubt that Porusalino and Jia Er were hit on the head with a domineering fist by Sakaski. "I am not hated by anyone."

At this time, on a civilian island in the North Sea, all the men, women, and children in the town were arrested and tied together in the center of the square. Only five people committed these horrific acts.

"Dover likes your island very much, so I'm sorry, I can only make you disappear." Diamanti pointed the gun at the heads of those people.

Doflamingo sat condescendingly in front of these people, looking at them like an ant through his sunglasses.The young man who looked like a devil came to the world gave an order, and the head of a young man rolled to his feet.

He stepped on it, just like those people did to him back then.Just a few days ago, Rosinandi got separated from Doflamingo on this island.

Doflamingo originally thought that it was just his stupid Oudou who was lost, so he searched all the places he had been and found no one.

Although it is true that the two brothers haven't communicated with each other for a few days, Doflamingo believed that Rossi just hadn't gotten over the shadow of his father's death yet, and it might be better in a few days.

"My lord, please let us go. You can take this town." The mayor knelt on the ground and humbly bowed his head to a teenage boy, begging for life.

"Fufufu, I not only want this island, but I also want all of your lives." Doflamingo took out his gun and shot the mayor in the head.He wiped the blood on his face in disgust.

Two days ago, a man wearing a navy cape saw a trembling and sobbing child on the coast. Rosinandi took off the coat that Doflamingo had snatched for him from others, because this The clothes on his body made it difficult for him to breathe.

"What's wrong kid, are you lost? Where is your family?"

"I...have no home anymore."

"Then you can follow us from now on."