National Naruto: 24-hour automatic training

at dusk,

After leaving the principal's office,

Wang Kai invited Mu Mu to ride home with him, but Mu Mu refused.

Because he couldn't wait to spend the 100 million and turn it into strength.

He quickly came to the unoccupied toilet and used the Flying Thunder God's Technique to reach the unoccupied tree closest to Yulou.

"Ah...! Catch the pervert!" A young woman squatting under a tree to urinate shouted loudly.

As soon as Mu Mu landed, he never expected that a young woman squatting in front of him was peeing in broad daylight!

Mu Mu stared straight at her, wanting to see what such a perverted woman looked like.

Suddenly, the woman raised her head and shouted, and Mu Mu almost peed on the spot.

groove!Dinosaurs, yes, only dinosaurs dare to act recklessly in this deserted place!

"Yuxuan, are you okay?" A magnetic female voice sounded not far away.

Mu Mu was already frightened by that face. When he heard this voice again, he would wait longer if he didn't run away.

Phew! Run away quickly!

But damn, with such an ugly face, the name is quite nice.

"Mei Yun, I'm fine. I just saw a cockroach and it scared me." Yu Xuan lowered her head with a red face.

I was really unlucky. When I went out to play, I encountered an urgent need to urinate. I found a remote place to relieve myself, and a big pervert fell from the sky.

"Cockroach? Are you sure that the pervert you are calling to catch is a cockroach?" Murong Yun looked at Yu Xuan suspiciously.

"Of course, a cockroach passed by behind my butt, do you think it was perverted!?" Yu Xuan raised her less red face and stared at Murong Yun.

"Okay, you're a bully, even your butt can attract cockroaches." Murong Yun poked his waist and looked at Yu Xuan teasingly.

"Hey, girl, give me a smile." Yu Xuan teased Murong Yun directly.

"I have become so ugly after all the transformations. It makes me sick to my stomach. Transform me back." Murong Yun looked at Yu Xuan with disgust.

"I can't help it. I just did such a shameful thing in that place. It would be safer if I changed my body."

boom!

Yu Xuan instantly transformed back into a naughty elf.

"It still looks good like this. It's me on top tonight, but you were on top last night." Murong Yun admired Yu Xuan's petite and cute face.

"No, you are too heavy. What if you crush me?" Yu Xuan refused directly.

"No! How is that possible? The upper bunk can bear up to 500 kilograms, and this girl only weighs 95 kilograms. There is no way it could crush you." Murong Yun said rationally.

"This girl only weighs 90 pounds, so she is safer..."

"..."

Fortunately, Mu Mu wasn't there to eavesdrop on the conversation between the two girls, otherwise they would probably be upset.

Mu Mu came directly to Yulou and bought 10 small universal energy crystals without saying anything.

Hey! This 100 million is really a waste!

Went to Kedeji again and brought some French fries to Mu Xiaoyi, and brought back some takeaways to eat!

Finally, Mu Mu found a remote place and used the Flying Thunder God technique, and flew directly back to the public toilet near Mingyue Community.

I patted my little heart, but luckily there was no one in the toilet, otherwise I would have been scolded as a pervert again.

Damn, I didn’t expect that nothing happened after so many days flying around. I won the jackpot today!

fine!You didn't ask me to pay compensation, or else I would take a dinosaur home? !

Thinking about it, Mu Mu felt like she had no appetite for dinner.

"Mu Xiaoyi, the fries master, the dark devil, and the little witch are out to eat fries. Teacher Wang, are out to eat." Mu Mu came and put things on the table in the living room.

"Mu Mu, you're back! French fries, French fries!" Mu Xiaoyi hurried out of the room, smiling from ear to ear.

"Where is Teacher Wang?" Mu Mu looked at Mu Xiaoyi doubtfully.

"I don't know, Uncle Wang hasn't come back yet!" Mu Xiaoyi said coquettishly, reaching for the fries.

Mu Mu thought about it, maybe he went out again because of something unexpected.

"Mu Mu, I heard a host tell a joke today. The people next to me kept laughing, but I didn't understand it. Please explain it to me!" Mu Xiaoyi said while eating French fries.

"What the hell? Mu Xiaoyi, let me tell you, stop watching those messy TVs, or be careful and I'll slap your little head." Mu Mu looked serious.

"No way! Why don't you just listen to a joke? It's so scary!" Mu Xiaoyi stuck out his tongue and pointed it at Mu Mu...slightly...slightly...slightly!

"Forget it, go ahead, you naughty kid." Mu Mu couldn't help but smile when he saw her like this.

"That's it! Listen carefully,

The old abbot pointed at the young monk angrily and said; "Tell me again, long is a polyphonic word with two pronunciations. If you say (come to the next day, long) as (come to the next day, zhang) again, I can't spare you."

Come on!Please explain to me, what does this mean?

Isn’t it just a misreading? That’s what the old abbot is doing!This depends on how good the abbot is! "

Mu Xiaoyi looked at Mu Mu expectantly with a piece of French fries in her mouth.

Mu Mu's lips twitched, what's going on with TV shows nowadays, can such jokes be arranged? !

Mu Mu could only reply helplessly: "I don't know this either, it's not funny at all."

"That's right, seeing how happy they were laughing, I thought I was the only one who didn't understand, but it turns out that Mu Mu is just as stupid as me!" Mu Xiaoyi curled her lips and looked at Mu Mu.

The god didn't understand. He was so stupid. Mu Mu held his forehead speechlessly, with a look of helplessness on his face. Are all the children today so brave?

"By the way, Mu Mu, tell me, I have made spicy French fries so many times in the past two months, why haven't I succeeded!?" Mu Mu took a bite of the French fries and looked at Mu Mu's head. Melon seeds.

I have done it 150 times in total. I have to say, Mu Xiaoyi, your talent as a chef is really awesome!

Mu Mu thought helplessly, and then said: "Perhaps your talent is so outstanding that even the God of Cooking will cut off your path!"

"What you mean is that the road to success is under construction? That is, when it is completed, I can succeed?" Mu Xiaoyi looked at Mu Mu with a look of joy.

Eh!Is that what I mean? !

What I mean is – the road to success is always under construction!

All right!Mu Mu expressed his helplessness and said: "Yes, yes, keep working hard!"

"Sure enough, how could God give up on such a lovely girl like me!?" Mu Xiaoyi looked proud, and the French fries in the corner of her mouth were probably just short of a lighter!

Okay, beautiful girl, you win, as long as there are no mistakes in principle, you can do whatever you like, as long as you are happy!

Mu Mu looked at Mu Xiaoyi's excited expression with a smile, and a protective feeling arose in her heart!

He suddenly dipped his hand into the ketchup on the table and smeared it on Mu Xiaoyi's face.

"Damn it, Mu Mu, your face is dirty, how could you do this..."

Mu Mu stuck out his tongue and faced Mu Xiaoyi...slightly...slightly...slightly...

"......"

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