naruto returns

Lord Angel, the Yuyin delegation, please help the people! ! !

Lord Angel! !Please listen to the demands of the people at the bottom! ! !

Lord Angel! !Please let Lord Payne show up and dispel those rumors! !Otherwise we really can't live in peace of mind! ! !

Outside the fence in the southern area of ​​Yuyin Village, hundreds of young and strong Yuyin people gathered here, shouting loudly. To show their determination, they did not eat or drink for days, and did not even hold umbrellas, just like this in the heavy rain.

The tower has nine floors.

Xiaonan looked at this scene from afar, frowning: Recently, the situation has gone from bad to worse. Merchants have started to go on strike one after another. People have even elected delegations and begun to put pressure on us. If we don't come forward, I'm afraid

If it were those pampered big names, they might wave their little fans and say: Strike?very good!When these unscrupulous people are too hungry to eat, they will become honest!

But Naruto, who has been Hokage, is an intellectual leader!

He chewed the buttered bread, looked through the scrolls of forbidden arts, and said calmly: I think the people's reaction must be because the years shrouded in war in the past years have made them insecure in their bones ~ Hanzo, known as the demigod , also did not solve this problem.

Therefore, when Payne landed in the air and uprooted Hanzo's forces with thunderous means, the people of Yugakure saw strong hope. The unknown mystery deepened their awe, so they worshiped Payne like a god.

Naruto said thoroughly: For the people, people's livelihood is the most important thing. No matter who leads Yugakure, what they need is a safety guarantee. In the final analysis, only if I become stronger can I give it to them. sense of security.

Xiaonan's eyes flickered: Even so, but

Naruto raised his eyes and smiled: "Sister Xiaonan, your face doesn't look good. Are you constipated recently?"

Xiao Nan glanced at her: If this continues, I'm afraid I'll really get constipated!

Naruto gave a thumbs up: It doesn't matter!I have personally tested a folk remedy that can diuretic and laxative, and the effect is amazing~~! !

#%Finally, Xiaonan was so speechless that she rolled her eyes. She murmured: With your emotional intelligence, no wonder that girl named Hinata has been unrequitedly in love with you for more than ten years and you didn't even know it.

In the end, it was Xiao Nan who came forward to appease the people who gathered together to disperse.

But this doesn't fundamentally solve the problem.

In the middle of the night, Naruto sat on the toilet in his room, reading the scrolls of secret arts while solving the tuba.

Um?When he turned to the last scroll, Naruto's eyes narrowed: This is

The forbidden technique bull; reincarnation, the resurrection technique created by Sunagakure Chiyo's mother-in-law, directly transfers the vitality to the deceased and resurrects them.

Granny Chiyo, is this the art that brings Gaara back to life?

But it is written on the scroll that besides the cost of the user's life being lost, this technique has another limitation!

It can only be effective for the deceased within one day of death, because after death, although the soul leaves the body, it will still linger in the present world for one day. After one day, the soul will reach another world, even if it is reincarnated to give it vitality and resurrect the body. , unable to return the soul to the body, the dead will become the living dead!

[The so-called living dead are also commonly known as vegetative people]

Is that so? If we hadn’t snatched Gaara’s body back then, even if Granny Chiyo successfully resurrected Gaara, his consciousness would not have been awakened. Sure enough, life and death are unpredictable, and we living people are still It’s better to remain in awe. I won’t learn this scroll. When I see Gaara again, return it to Sunagakure Village!

Naruto put away the scroll, stretched his hand aside, and was about to wipe his butt with paper, but only felt a piece of air!

Ah, where is the paper? ?I remember there was half a volume left last time. Could it be that it was taken away by Sister Xiaonan? ?

Boom boom boom!Naruto banged on the wall!

After a while, Xiaonan's cold voice sounded from next door: What's going on?

Naruto said aggrievedly: Sister Xiaonan, where did you take the paper? ?I just finished taking the tuba and I can’t wipe my butt anymore!

Puchi!

There seemed to be a chuckle and then Xiaonan's cool voice came: Don't you have folk remedies?Isn’t it useful now?

Uh, Naruto said in a low voice: I miscalculated, I won't dare next time, you have a lot, please forgive me this time!

Click~!

At the bottom of the wall, a shutter was pulled away, revealing a gap, and a roll of toilet paper rolled over.

call.Naruto was relieved, picked up the paper, and began to wipe his butt.

Next time, I will use Shura Dao and invent a toilet without treatment. Being controlled by others is not my style, Uzumaki Naruto~!

However, as he rubbed it, his complexion changed, and the burning feeling came from his chrysanthemum!

Xiaonan's gloating voice sounded: This paper is smeared with Yuyin Village's secret devil chili oil. Doesn't it feel very refreshing?

Naruto was ashamed of it: Absolutely, absolutely can't make Xiaonan-san angry again!

Whoa!

Finally, the sound of flushing the toilet sounded.

Naruto sighed: The flush toilet is quite good. Every time I flush it, I feel a sense of relief. It seems that my whole body feels much more relaxed.

Rain hidden outside the village.

Uchiha Madara, holding the throat of a patrolling Anbu with one hand, lifted it into the air.

Uhhhhhh!As the ANBU struggled, the kunai in his hand fell to the ground helplessly.

Madara looked coldly at his feet: Oh?Flying Thunder God Kunai, is this the life guarantee he gives you?It's a pity that you can't even inject chakra into the kunai!

Click!

He broke that Anbe's neck!

Swish!

Above the head, a flying shadow passed by.

Madara looked up and saw Sai riding on the big ink bird.

Madara murmured coldly: Is it the reincarnated body of Gutu? Well, whatever, let him go. Anyway, in the base camp, Naruto has nowhere to escape!

boom! ! !

A few minutes later, Madara, wearing a Susano, made a strong airborne rain in the hidden village! ! !

Whoa!

The rain of the rain tiger's freedom technique was blocked by Susanoo's powerful chakra!

!Naruto, who was about to go to bed, immediately noticed something!

dong dong dong! !

Naruto!Xiaonan broke into the door, looking anxious.

Whoa!

As for Naruto, who had already put on the Fire Cloud Suit, he said calmly: Ah, I know, repeling the intruders is my unshirkable responsibility as the head of Yuyin Village!

Under the cold rain, Susanoo, the two-faced god, appeared, Madara looked mad: Naruto, in order to thank you for giving me a surprise last time, this time, I have prepared a meeting gift for you, accept it! !

boom! !

Susano is almost in the back, and one side is born again, turning into a three-faced head statue! !

As the performer, Madara formed the mudra with both hands, and the three-faced head statue Susano, in coordination, used six big hands to perform the mudra at the same time.

Super heavy rock bull; the sky blocks the earthquake star!

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