Douluo: Load the past life simulator at the beginning

Chapter 5 A child bride falls from the sky

"...but your child bride."

The girl named Dong'er blushed slightly and buried her head unconsciously.

She is a cool and aloof lady in her prime, but she can even say such words to deceive a child.

"Are you kidding? I'm only six years old. How can I have a child bride of your age? If you want to say that I am your child bride, I still have some credibility."

Song Ban looked at Dong'er with an idiotic expression.

This idle guy who appeared out of nowhere was actually in the mood to joke with him.

"Then as you say, you can be my child adopter."

Sister Dong'er smiled sweetly, stretched out her hand and gently rubbed Song Ban's head.

"???"

What the hell!

This woman absolutely covets his body.

In the eyes of the world, he is only six years old this year!Only six years old!Only six years old!

"Let go and tell the truth, who are you?"

Song Ban broke away from Dong'er's arms, jumped away from her lap, and stared at her from a distance.

Although judging from the current situation, this woman seems to have no ill intentions towards him.

It even made his little face bear the unbearable ferocity at this age.

But there was a person of unknown origin in the family, which always made Song Ban feel uneasy.

"Okay, let's show off my cards then. Sister, my name is Bibi Dong, and I am the Pope of Wuhun Palace."

Bibi Dong rolled her eyes at Song Ban, then crossed her legs gracefully.

The little guy was standing at a very awkward angle, so she had to move her feet to block the other person's view from the source.

"Your Majesty the Pope?"

Song Ban was even more confused now.

Logically speaking, there should be no intersection between him and Bibi Dong.

His rubbish talent was not enough to make Bibi Dong put down the political affairs of the Pope's Palace and come all the way to meet him.

"Little guy, I want to take you back to the Pope's Palace, are you willing?"

A trace of amusement flashed in Bibi Dong's eyes.

Although she didn't know why Song Ban had just awakened his martial soul and was still the ultimate loser with level 0 innate soul power.

But the Nine-Leaf Sword Grass Martial Spirit will never lie to anyone.

In this world, only that person's martial spirit is the heaven-defying Nine-Leaf Sword Grass.

"No, I want to stay at home and practice."

Song Ban shook his head.

Although the woman in front of me might be Bibi Dong, the super popular character in anime.

When he was watching anime, he often saw people shouting: Join the Spirit Hall and destroy Shrek.

But after actually coming to Douluo Continent.

Song's relegation must not be motivated, it is best not to get involved in this dispute.

As the saying goes, the snipe and the clam compete for the fisherman's profit, and Song Dynasty wanted to be the fisherman who was the big winner in life.

Whether it was Wuhun Palace or between the empire and the sect, he didn't want to take sides.

He just wants to simply improve his strength.

You have to talk less and have the ability to protect yourself before talking about other things.

"Little guy, you hurt my sister's heart very much."

Bibi Dong's beautiful eyes glared at Song Ban.

The two of them just looked at each other, big eyes staring at small eyes, and no one said anything.

"You are so old, you don't have to be ashamed."

After a long time.

Song Ban turned his head away and said this.

He actually didn't believe that the woman in front of him was the Pope of Wuhun Palace.

In the original work, wasn't Bibi Dong killed by Qian Xunji?

Logically speaking, she should be extremely hostile to men. How could she hug a stranger like him?

What's more, Bibi Dong's goal is to destroy Wuhun Palace.

On this path of darkness, she had no intersection with Song Ban at all.

"You are my child adopter. Look what's going on. I have nothing to be ashamed of."

Bibi Dong stretched lazily, revealing the exquisite curves of her body.

She was almost certain that the little boy in front of her was the one she had been looking for.

"Crazy woman, please stop talking nonsense and leave my house as soon as possible. I want to practice cultivation."

Song Ban frowned.

Until now, he still hasn't figured out what the purpose of this woman is.

Not only that, there is only half an hour left before the living space is refreshed.

He also wanted to enter the living space, gain another wave of points, and try to survive longer this time.

"Crazy women, be crazy women. As long as you get used to it, my sister will live here tonight. If you want to practice, you can do whatever you want. My sister won't disturb you."

Bibi Dong took off her purple high heels, revealing a pair of white and crystal-clear feet.

She slowly put her legs on the bed, held her cheek with one hand, and stared at Song Ban with an interesting look on her face.

"If you sleep in my bed, where will I sleep?"

Song Ban had a headache.

Is it possible that I have to go to the village chief's house to stay tonight, otherwise I have to make a bed on the floor.

With a body as small as his, he can't withstand freezing even if he lays on the floor!

He had just started practicing, and the true energy reserves of the Quanzhen Heart Method were now almost negligible, and he had no cold resistance at all.

"Here."

Bibi Dong patted the place beside her.

It was as if she wanted Song Ban to sleep next to her and share the bed with her.

Song Ban:......

Facing the crazy woman occupying the magpie's nest in front of him, Song Ban could only take a deep breath to calm down his mood.

He can't wait any longer and must now enter the survival mode of the past life simulator.

For some reason, he couldn't feel any malice from Bibi Dong at all.

It's just that Song Ban was completely confused about the purpose of this crazy woman, so he didn't really want to deal with him.

"If you enter a past life simulator, what will happen outside?"

Song Ban found a place to squat down, and his consciousness communicated with the past life simulator.

Although this thing does not have artificial intelligence, if you search for answers normally, you will still find answers.

【Immortal. 】

The screen of the previous life simulator simply showed a few words.

After receiving Golden Finger's reply, Song Ban finally felt at ease.

In this case, he would just find a place, enter survival mode, and continue to deal with the Quanzhen Sect's encirclement and suppression.

"Little guy, my sister is going to bed first, do you want to come with us?"

Bibi Dong pulled the quilt aside, covered herself, and lay down quietly.

"I practice at night, so I don't need to sleep."

Song was banished and sat on the ground.

The Quanzhen Mind Method in the body started to work quickly, creating the appearance of being practicing.

When this crazy woman's attention is not on him.

He entered the living space again and fought for his life with Yin Zhiping and those stinking Taoist priests.

After a period of silence.

Bibi Dong had fallen asleep quietly, breathing steadily as if she was really asleep.

And Song Ban has been paying attention to the last time of the living space.

With only a few minutes left before the living space was refreshed, he finally took action.

"Open the living space."

Song Ban immediately communicated with the past life simulator and prepared to go to the Quanzhen Sect again to encircle and suppress him on the cliff.

"Enter."

As Song Ban's order was issued, the simulator began to read the message.

After about a breath, the progress bar loaded to 100%, and his entire consciousness successfully entered the living space.

at the same time.

Bibi Dong in the outside world suddenly opened her eyes.

Looking at the faint starlight on Song Ban's body, it seemed as if the whole person had merged with the heaven and earth, and the human body had become insubstantial.

"It's you, you bastard. No matter what, I won't let you leave quietly this time."

Bibi Dong stared at Song Ban, her heart filled with excitement and she couldn't calm down for a long time.

This time, let’s see how you escape?

(End of this chapter)