[One Piece] Hello, Single Dog Warring States Marshal!

"Go to hell!! Fake!!!"

"!!!"

In just a moment of shock, the blood-stained dagger was already right in front of him.

I subconsciously called out: "A..."

"bump--"

Suddenly, an iron fist flashed past in front of his eyes, making a muffled sound like it was hit on a sandbag!The crazy and murderous woman immediately flew out like a rag doll, smashed through the makeup shop next to the street with a bang, and fell into a pile of red, white, and various colors of rouge and gouache, setting off waves of fragrance. fog!

"Who suddenly rushed out?" The tall man who punched people waved his fist, dispersing the black metallic domineering energy condensed on his fist, frowning and muttering.

Oh yes, Garp is by my side.

I quickly closed my mouth, squeezed hard with the palm hidden in my sleeve, and smashed the almost formed skate into pieces. I unfolded my wide sleeves to disperse the strands of freezing air, and lowered my eyes slightly while pretending to be calm. Look at the broken powder shop where the fragrance gradually dissipates.

Hey, I was shocked. Who is that person?

Curiosity drove me to look towards the powder shop unconsciously. My eyes passed through the hazy powder mist. I squinted my eyes and looked carefully, but I never saw the crazy woman wearing a new dress among the ruins.

...There seems to be no one inside.

Raising my eyebrows in confusion, Garp and I looked at each other, and after seeing the same confusion in his eyes, my heart sank.

What about people?

"There is an assassin!!"

"Protect Master!!"

"Run away!!"

The people around were already in chaos. The court where the oiran was singing and dancing a few minutes ago has become an accident scene full of screams and cries for help. The sponsors in the VIP seats were also panicked, and some of the timid ones were already paralyzed. They quickly fled the scene under the escort of their servants, and some of them were brave enough to sit still, just to see what kind of excitement this was... Warring States forced himself to press his butt and buttocks on the seat, and when he saw the card After Pu quickly protected the 'Oiran' who looked like he had great fighting prowess but was actually in such poor physical condition that he could fall flat on his face while walking, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief and secretly scattered the remains of the teacup that had broken into pieces in his palm behind him. .

"Let me just say, things can't be that simple..." Things suddenly changed, and Warring States felt confident.

Regardless of what Granny Lou has in mind, as long as he uses them to achieve a certain purpose, it makes him feel more at ease... After all, as long as they are 'useful', they can explain the man who rules this area. What is the purpose of the intelligence dealer, "Popo Lou", in providing them with such a "service" that can't be overstated?

So, Warring States slowly poured himself another cup of tea and sat on the table as steady as an old dog.

I saw his behavior in my peripheral vision, and I almost lost my breath.

This bastard!For him, the fact that the sentimental old lady was almost stabbed was just a performance with tea? ? ? ! !

I feel like the newly disarmed mode can be deployed again.

[…………] A5 seemed to subconsciously want to defend Warring States, but after thinking about it, he immediately shut his mouth angrily.

Don't speak for him!Even the system AI will feel sorry for his wife!

"Just concentrate on things like this." Garp's voice came from beside me. I lowered my eyes and looked at him. Only then did I realize that the parade around me had almost dispersed. The men and women in the team had already thrown away their honor guards. and things, being very professionally...

Search the ground.

"...Eh??" I looked confused as the few bald guys who were only as high as my waist rolled up their sleeves and walked into the almost collapsed shop, and raised a tall guy with one hand. Solid wood cabinet (even children in OP’s world are cheating on you, bastard), I’m checking the situation carefully...

This is……

Looking for that attacker?

.........This movement and reaction speed are a bit professional.

"Ah, it looks like that guy is an esper. He disappeared in the blink of an eye. Maybe he is a nature type." Garp's tone was more interested than wary. I looked at him. At first glance, I felt that this product was unreliable.

"...Um..." I moved my legs and found that I was almost unable to move on this pair of big stilt clogs that could be called torture. Then I looked at the things around me, which seemed to have been arranged long ago. They were very organized and organized. The parade team that carried out searches in a disciplined manner always felt like they were immovable targets. .seven

I tried to hint: "...Garp, do you feel that I am standing here, a bit abrupt..."

Garp tilted his head towards me, with a big question mark on his head.

.........Well, I shouldn't overestimate this guy's IQ, so let's just say it.

I stared at Garp's eyes very seriously and said in a sad tone:

"I feel like I'm standing here like a target, waiting for that person to come up and stab me again."

"Ah." Garp blinked his eyes, showed me a particularly bright smile, and laughed: "You don't have to act like it, you are. Hahaha, Grandma Lou means to let you fish out that guy, 'Target 'There is nothing wrong with this statement, hahaha!"

…………ha?

“………………”=L=(Me????

"Hey hey hey!">w<(Garp~~~

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"puff--"

In this weird moment of silence, I swear, I heard the uncontrollable laughter coming from the Warring States Period dog behind me.

I waved to Garp expressionlessly: "Garp, come here."

Garp looked cheerful: "Oh, what are you doing?"

Me: "Come here and get beaten."

Garp: "...I'll take my leave."

Warring States: "Pfft hahahaha——"

Sengoku, who was sitting in the VIP seat but had been paying close attention to the two of us and clearly heard all our whispered conversations, almost breathed his last without laughing.

Neither of these are good things, they are both bastard things.

I squinted my dead fish eyes and cursed in my heart, giving up on myself.

Since they have arranged for me to be here as a bait, I am still struggling... I puffed up my cheeks in self-indulgence, and was too lazy to pretend to be aloof as an oiran. I put my hands in my sleeves and watched calmly. A group of guys who were disguised as pornographic workers and were doing the work of intelligence dealers were busy around, and they even had the time to look back and glare at Seng Guo, who looked like he was indifferent to the matter.

"????" Seng Guo was holding the teacup and was about to drink when he got a knife look from me, with questions all over his head.

I couldn't help but roll my eyes at him. I pointed to my feet and mouthed silently: How long should I stand? It hurts!

Warring States covered his face with his tea cup in embarrassment, winked at me and mouthed: Bear with me, I don’t know either.

Me: So what do you know?

Sengoku: I don’t know anything.

Me: .........Then come here.

Warring States: What to do? ?

I raised the corners of my mouth, gritted my teeth, and showed him a hideous smile: Come here and get beaten.

Warring States Period:…………

The old bitch who had been laughing at Garp a few minutes ago suddenly became frightened and looked away in embarrassment, pretending not to recognize me.

"Pfft..." Just when I was still trying to beat up Seng Guo with my eyes, a burst of uncontrollable laughter came from not far away from me again.I couldn't suppress my complaints immediately - why do people always laugh when I try to kill someone? What kind of strange setting is this? ? ?

With inexplicable disgust and anger, I turned my head to look at the person who was laughing. I don’t know if it was intentional or because I couldn’t hold back the laughter. But before I could see the person’s appearance clearly, the person’s luxurious wavy blond hair flowing down had already attracted all my attention. attention.

"It seems that there is no need for me to continue bidding. After all, Miss Oiran, you already have your heart, right?" The man's deep voice with a smile was rich and deep, and it sounded like a subwoofer when he opened his mouth. , I couldn't help but feel something in my heart. Completely subconsciously, I immediately put away all the random emotions on my face, put on the cold air of 'Oiran' again, and half lowered my eyes to look at that person's face.

He was a typical Nordic Caucasian man with a tall build and white skin, but there were obvious sun marks on his sleeves and collar. At first glance, he looked like a guy who had been drifting at sea all year round.The proportions of his face are a bit strange, and his chin protrudes inexplicably, but overall he looks extremely handsome.He also had a VIP seat. Sitting in the spacious VIP seat, he still seemed a little restrained, which showed his huge stature.The tall man raised his glass to me. His luxurious red-blond wavy hair was draped over his shoulders, giving him two completely different appeals: handsome and ruffian...

Wow, who is this handsome guy~

I don't know why...it looks familiar.

I was so distracted by the beauty that I didn't notice that Sengoku's whole body tensed up for a moment when he looked at that person's face.

'I', who instantly put on the costume of an oiran, unfolded the fan to cover half of my face, and replied softly, half implicitly, half teasingly: "What's wrong with this Dannasang? When will I feel like I belong to you? Besides, All the guests here have the right to bid, but I have never had the right to choose."

Maybe I was too pretentious, but both Garp and Sengoku couldn't help but look at me with strange eyes.

"Gu la la la la -" The blond man who had never shown any strange color in the chaos seemed to be amused by me and laughed loudly. When his chest vibrated, his bulging chest muscles seemed to be shaking his chest. The clothes were torn and so tight that the buttons were protruding.

"Are you implying something to me? For example, I will be lucky enough to spend the night with you tonight or something." The blond man said as he stood up from his seat, lifted his feet off the pedestal, and walked towards me slowly step by step.Although what he said seemed to be teasing, it was inexplicably not frivolous at all, and even contained some optimistic expectations.

He stared at me, his blue eyes sparkling with interest. His blue eyes were as deep as the night sky, and his long red-gold hair shone under the night light. I was pretty sure that at that moment, My heartbeat definitely missed half a beat...

Then, when he was only two steps away from me, my unsatisfied heart started to start the disco mode crazily.

He came closer...

"........."

Suddenly, as I stood there not knowing how to react, my vision was suddenly blocked by a figure from behind.

Warring States didn't know when he got off the pedestal, and was blocking me in front of me with his hands behind his back.

Although I couldn't see his expression, I could clearly feel the aura of repulsion and warning emanating from him.Warring States stood in front of me without saying a word, and he was ready to go, with a fierce momentum.

Warring States: "Your Excellency, please stop here."

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At this moment, I suddenly didn't know how to react.