Once upon a time there was a demon pass

"Oh, don't be so cold. After I finish speaking, if you don't reply to me, I will be very embarrassed."

"Even if you give me an 'oh', that's fine!"

"Licking a dog also requires motivation."

Seeing Ji Hong's aloof look, the old white ape came up to him again with a stern face, and stood beside Ji Hong, grumbling non-stop.

"Oh."

Ji Hong glanced at the old white ape indifferently, and finally spit out a word slowly.

The old white ape froze in place, and the breeze blew through its white hair, making it look a bit melancholy.

"You really only answered one!!"

"Can't we talk a little more?"

"Even if you lick a dog, there will be a day when you get tired from licking, okay?"

"I can never see hope, I'm so tired!"

The old white ape's tone became resentful, especially when it deliberately pinched its throat. That tone and expression always make people feel goosebumps.

Even Ji Hong shuddered inexplicably, and gave the old white ape a strange look: "Recently... have you been cheating on Zhenyaoguan's net again?"

"Ah."

"Your race recently appeared in a new TV series."

"Under the Starlight, It's You"

"This TV series is really good. I didn't even want to double the speed. I stayed up for a few days to catch up with the latest serialization. It's just that the male lead in it is a bit weak. It's obviously a rich boy, but the logic of doing things is not quite right. right."

"I can't figure out why the male protagonist, who was born in a poor family, can lick the daughter of a thousand gold... Is it simply because of his speaking?"

"I've substituted it. If I were the second male lead, at most half an episode, I could make the male lead never have the right to appear in front of the woman I like. Even if he did, he would be disgusted by that woman."

"For this reason, I also listed more than 30 plans, and extended in reverse. If I were the male lead, what should I do..."

"If I have the chance, I think I can communicate with the screenwriter of this drama."

Mentioning this, the old white ape immediately became energetic, his eyes seemed to be flickering with light, he spoke very fast, and kept talking, and even wanted to tell Ji Honglai one by one the plans he had summarized.

"Speaking of which, if there is a chance, it would be a good choice for me to film a TV series with your human race. I think it will be a big hit! I have already decided on the name, and it will be called "Please Call Me Ghost Commander"!"

"By the way, can you find a chance to ask your human race to repair this signal tower. I have a headache when I watch a TV series. You are ruining the future of the world's number one screenwriter."

At the end, the old white ape clenched his fists, waved his hands vigorously, and looked filled with righteous indignation: "If you lack money, I will invest! I must not delay my watching the drama!"

Ji Hong stood motionless like a sculpture, trying his best not to talk to the old white ape, let alone respond to him who was in the middle of the two-person setup.

Even if he chatted a little more, he felt that he was insulting his IQ.

What a vulgar name!

This kind of drama can't be popular at all! ! !

"Oh, let's talk!"

"At that time, I will also make a white-haired monkey in that drama as the hero!"

"No, the hero is too weak, just... um... the teacher of the hero, or some top boss in the world."

"As for the love between the male lead and the female lead, it's so weak, there's no good brotherhood..."

"Using my wisdom, I will write a little bit more about the big picture, the big background, and pave the way...You said that I will write your apprentice Yu Mo in it, and I will also come out with a wheelchair..."

The old white ape kept muttering, like ten thousand ducks, buzzing in Ji Hong's ears.

Ji Hong's face turned livid, he turned his head silently, looked into the distance, and said nothing.

The setting sun gradually set, coating the Thousand Miles Demon Plain with a golden coat.

Finally, the old white ape's chatterbox, or the inspiration, finally finished speaking, and finally became quiet.

Ji Hong breathed a sigh of relief silently.

The old white ape in the middle two talking tuberculosis mode...it's too scary, it's his own nemesis.

"Ah..."

"Unfortunately, I can only talk about it."

"Anyway, I'm a demon..."

The old white ape's excitement receded, and he smiled self-deprecatingly. He sat on the boulder and spoke softly, looking a little disappointed.

"Did you sometimes feel that you are tired for no reason, and you want to take a break, or say something to yourself..."

"That's it, I'm too tired, I've done enough..."

"Actually, I really thought about it. If there is no war, or if the cultivation of the human race does not require demon crystals, and the cultivation of the monster race does not require blood, and everyone can coexist, then maybe I will really be a screenwriter. The stories are filmed one by one, I believe it must be very beautiful."

"In this way, I won't have to fight you to the death one day."

The old white ape turned his head sideways, glanced at Ji Hong, and said softly.

Ji Hong was startled, and moved his fingers slightly, but his expression remained calm: "But you also said, this is just an if."

"Yeah, it's only if..."

The old white ape stretched his waist, simply fell down on the boulder, raised his head and looked at the sunset: "Actually, what I want to do more is that I can be unrestrained, let the outside world flood the sky, and I have a piece of pure land. Sitting by the lake, fishing, watching the scenery, enjoying life, maybe... this is the happiest thing in life."

"But in this world, there is no pure land. There are only the weak and the strong."

"We can only climb up step by step, until we reach the highest peak. Only in this way can we see the pure land wherever we look."

"But it's exhausting."

"Ha ha..."

At this moment, the eyes of the old white ape are so sincere, as if nothing else is mixed in, just talking to himself.

(This should be the only linkage between "Town of Monsters" and "Ghost Escort". It's a chapter, sorry...Skip this chapter, it won't affect the plot, I just want to write something suddenly.)