Once upon a time there was a demon pass

With a whisper, Yu Sheng withdrew his sap.

Arranged my clothes.

Cleared his throat.

"Student, do you like listening to cross talk?"

Wu Lin fell to the ground with a dazed, dazed expression on his face, not knowing what would happen next.

But obviously, definitely not a good thing!

God damn cross talk.

If it wasn't for that stick of yours, my whole body would fall apart, if it wasn't for that fist of yours, my head would still be buzzing...

I got up and down and stabbed you twice.

"Walking east and west on North and South Streets, people bite dogs on the cross streets, pick up dogs to chop bricks, and bricks bite their hands."

"There was an old man who was only nineteen years old. He drank lotus root and drank wine. He had never seen such a thing since he was a child. Three rounds of pulling...pulling..."

Yu Sheng paused, raised his hand and looked at his watch: "Oh, the three-wheeled train is going away."

"Listen, is this plausible?"

"Today I will tell you about a stand-up comic, and there is such an outrageous person in it..."

This day seemed to be a disaster day for Wu Lin.

He didn't even know how he got here.

In front of him was a peerless genius who came out of Jiangbei Province, with a long stick in his hand, and he was beaten to the ground with one blow, and then... he squatted beside him, talking stand-up comedy with a blank face.

It's like memorizing lines.

Give me some tone at least!

The cadence of the words is a little bit, and there are obviously a few places where they should pause and interact with the off-site!

Not only him, but the entire venue, the netizens who watched the live broadcast...all eyes were on Yu Sheng.

Listening to his expressionless face telling everyone about cross talk.

"guess what?"

Yu Sheng paused, looking at Wu Lin, his eyes were full of encouragement.

Wu Lin turned his head stubbornly, pretending not to see Yu Sheng.

Then, a dagger was silently placed on his neck.

"What...what's the matter?"

Wu Lin's body tensed up, wanting to cry but no tears.

"Crack, it's gone!"

Looking at the last line on the watch, Yu Chang breathed a sigh of relief.

It's tiring to talk about this stuff.

The moment he got up, the audience... countless gray gas rushed towards him like a tide.

Swarmed into his scroll.

"What kind of shit is this!"

"You've talked all the time, why don't you come to a better conclusion?"

Seeing Yu Sheng beating people, they didn't respond.

Listening to Yu Sheng talk about cross talk, they can bear it.

But you come to a bad end, this is unbearable.

"Sure enough, the design needs to be more ingenious."

"Be more refined."

Seeing in his mind, the fog on the second item in the picture scroll finally dissipated completely, and the blurred outline appeared, Yu Sheng smiled contentedly.

Especially... this scroll is very long.

To unlock all the items, the task is heavy... and there is a long way to go.

Comrades still need to work hard!

Yu Sheng cheered on himself from the bottom of his heart.

His eyes fell on the second item.

That is...

A compact bottle.

It is still in the darkness, but part of it has just been spread by gray gas.

When the entire bottle is shrouded in gray gas, it should be completely unlocked and become my second awakened object.

Yu Sheng retracted his divergent thoughts, lowered his head again, and looked at the helpless Wu Lin.

Today... is a good opportunity.

It's a hot place.

"Do you still want to hear it?"

He looked at Wu Lin expectantly, as if waiting for an answer.

But Wu Lin shook his head frantically in response.

The rest of my life is a bit regretful.

He took out his notepad in his schoolbag and looked through it, as if he was looking for something, he quickly put away the notepad and squatted down.

"Remember the days when you were a child sitting in class and babbling?"

"Do you still remember the sincere smile on your face at that time?"

"I'll take you to review it today."

"At the beginning of human beings, nature is good, nature is similar, habits are far away."

"Read it with me."

Wu Lin kept lying on the ground, his desperate eyes fell on the judges' bench, full of helplessness.

Looking at this scene, Yuan Qingshan sighed faintly, but in the end he couldn't hold back and made a point. Of course, the more important thing was that he couldn't listen anymore.

"You can actually surrender yourself."

Yuan Qingshan's words were like a clear spring in the desert, which brought tears to Wu Lin's eyes.

I was punched on the cheek by Yu Sheng before, but now I haven't recovered from it, and my mental state is not very good, I really forgot...

Lao Tzu can surrender.

"I want to vote..."

Wu Lin shouted impatiently, and immediately after, a ball of sackcloth was stuffed into his mouth.

"No, you don't want to."

"If you don't learn, it's not suitable..."

Yu Sheng's expression remained the same, and he continued to read.

A tear fell down Wu Lin's eye socket, resigned to his fate.

Read it...

Finally, a Three Character Classic is over.

Seeing the gray gas sweeping from the auditorium in the distance, washing out part of the bottle again, Yu Sheng took out the sackcloth from Wu Lin's mouth with pain.

"I surrender...surrender."

Under everyone's encouraging and expectant eyes, Wu Lin finally uttered these words completely.

All of a sudden, there was a burst of warm applause from the auditorium.

It's finally over...

What a waste of ticket money, not only watched the game, but also watched stand-up comedy, and reviewed the Three Character Classic by the way, what the hell...

Two members of the security department who were temporarily helping rushed to the ring almost immediately, carrying Wu Lin on their shoulders and leaving.

He even avoided the rest of his life by a certain distance throughout the whole process.

Such as avoiding snakes and scorpions.

Watching Yu Sheng off the ring, the students in the backstage who hadn't competed or had already advanced looked at Yu Sheng with horror in their eyes.

As if looking at a monster.

Especially thinking that he might be Yu Sheng's opponent in the next match, this depressive emotion keeps brewing.

It has even begun to appear that the eliminated contestants are smiling happily.

Like a great demon king, it makes people tremble.

These two people from Mo Academy are like animals compared to each other.

"Temporary supplementary explanation."

"In the upcoming competition, it is not allowed to say stand-up comedy, three-character scriptures, hundreds of surnames, singing, boulders on the chest, etc. A series of things that have nothing to do with the competition."

Above the square, an old voice suddenly sounded.

Sun Yingxiong...has spoken.

As a full-time spy, you have to be forceful, and the ten elders of the Mo Pavilion who can't be easily dismissed, the decision-makers of the human race, who knows what they have experienced in the past 10 minutes.

I want to continue to spy on the screen, but I am afraid that it will be staged again.

finally...

Get off in person.