Once upon a time there was a demon pass

"Ah."

"I just hit you...does it hurt?"

The old white ape looked at the swollen head of the young white ape, and asked with distress.

"Hey, it doesn't hurt!"

"I resist beating!"

The young white ape smirked twice, subconsciously touched his head, then bared his teeth, and trotted away.

"What a silly little guy."

"Ha ha..."

Seeing the leaving figure of the young white ape, the old white ape smiled and shook his head, looked away, and sat on the throne bored, still looking harmless to humans and animals, and even connected to Zhenyao Pass with great interest. Signal, brush up the forum within the human race.

"Tsk tsk, the human race has won..."

"How dare you make it up."

"Hey, this post is interesting. What kind of experience is it like to be threatened by people from the Light Group in the middle of the night?"

"These guys, each title is more interesting than the other."

The old white ape said with a smile, and then silently logged into his 40th level, golden account, and edited a post very skillfully.

'According to a person who did not want to be named, Yu Mo's legs are so lame! '

Immediately afterwards, the old white ape edited the second post.

'On how people who lost their legs go to the bathroom! '

These two posts are quite the essence of the human race!

At least after only a few minutes of uploading, the popularity has rapidly accumulated, attracting countless discussions.

And the old white ape himself was excited to participate in the comment area.

Finally, it drew a picture with a smirk on its face.

It is a stick figure without legs, with a small spot in the middle of the legs and a simple wheelchair underneath.

Then the stickman is flying, accompanied by a few water drops.

special image.

As soon as this picture came out, it was quickly pushed to the top of the hot comment.

The following group of people expressed their amazement at the feat of the old white ape.

"It's been half a year, and no one dares to scold Yu Mo anymore! Especially for playing so hard!"

"A strong man!"

"When Yu Mo kills you live, I will reward you!"

"Don't say anything, respect the warrior!"

"Regard freedom!"

The comments one after another all expressed their admiration for the old white ape, but there was still a little bit revealed in the words.

The old white ape was dead.

Someone has even bought paper for it in advance.

"Hehe, set up a post as proof!"

"Yu Mo can't kill me!"

"I called him a cripple in front of him, but he could only bear it!"

The old white ape commented sternly, full of pride!

Then...

He just watched the signal on his mobile phone disappear suddenly, and the forum couldn't be refreshed.

"Hey..."

"Hey, Yu Mo, you're crazy!"

"You don't want information anymore?"

"Stop my cell phone, who will send you information in the future!"

"madman!"

The old white ape was a little angry and said cursing.

Then, it saw a gap in the gate of Zhenyao Pass opened, and then, a soldier rode a motorcycle and rushed towards the Yaozu camp at an extremely fast speed.

The monsters were stunned, and then excitedly licked their lips, waiting for the food to arrive.

"Don't move!"

The old white ape shouted hastily, and waited quietly.

Until the reserve soldier flicked the front of the car and stopped the motorcycle firmly.

"Who is old white hair!"

No one answered.

But many monsters subconsciously set their eyes on the old white ape.

"I really hold a grudge..."

The old white ape couldn't help muttering, but still said weakly: "I, I'm the old white hair."

"Oh!"

"The general has an order to give you another mobile phone."

"I also brought you a sentence, don't bb on the forum in the future!"

I have to say that reserve soldiers are really notoriously dumbfounded.

He dared to come here by himself on a motorcycle, and even dared to repeat the original words in front of a group of monsters, and his tone was subtly imitated.

After finishing speaking, the soldier shook his neck: "Kill me?"

"Why should I kill you..."

The old white ape couldn't laugh or cry.

"Oh!"

"Save your life, go back and eat something good!"

The soldier grinned and showed a simple smile. He just took out a pack of cigarettes in his pocket, lit one for himself, took a puff, started the motorcycle again, and walked away. That's a chic!

With such a magnanimity, this kind of vigor, at least within two years of breaking the army, don't even think about it!

Only those who don't care about life and death at all dare to play like this in the army.

"What a..."

"Why is this person acting like this?"

"Why is he pretending like that!"

The old white ape was a little dazed at first, and then he was laughed outright angrily!

Pointing at the running motorcycle, it jumped straight up.

"Teach him a lesson!"

"Give me his pack of cigarettes!"

"Still smoking, my god, I've never smoked before, he smokes in front of me!"

"I don't allow anyone to be more chic than me!"