Once upon a time there was a demon pass

"I'm not particularly greedy either."

"But you know, I have had a dream of becoming Jiujue since I was a child. I have heard it before. If I am promoted to Jiujue, maybe my legs will heal."

"The feeling of running freely in the sun and enjoying the breeze is what I want to have in my dreams."

"so..."

"A demon core from a demon god."

"Are you willing to help my dream?"

Yu Mo said cautiously, his tone full of guilt. Obviously, he himself felt that this matter was not realistic.

This is the reality.

The old white ape just sneered twice.

"Of course I would!"

"It's just that I heard that the field of prosthetics is very mature on the human side!"

"But I think this is too perfunctory for you."

"So I can definitely give you ten cheetahs, let you ride on them, and you can also run freely in the sun, and I promise, what you feel is not just the breeze!"

The old white ape said solemnly.

One demon crystal, inadvertently, turned into ten cheetahs!

But Yu Mo seemed very surprised!

"How do you know that I like the cheetah at the demon master level the most!"

"This is simply my childhood wish!"

"From now on, you will be my half-brother. As long as you say a word, you can even get your ID card tomorrow morning!"

"And it's the registered one!"

"I am willing to give you a visa for our human race, just because you are willing to fulfill my wish!"

The two thick-skinned guys, thicker than Zhenyaoguan, kept tugging on the phone. At the beginning, their conversation was very restrained and hypocritical.

But as time went on, they gradually tore off their hypocritical masks, and began to curse each other continuously, showing their greedy faces.

"Fart, at least ten demon cores of the demon master, or I'll fuck you!"

"understand?"

"I'm going to send troops now to kill you old white hair!"

"I dyed your fur green, green!!!"

"Throw it on the rockery and use it as an ornament, and I won't give you food!"

Yu Mo cursed angrily.

The old white ape laughed back angrily: "You cripple, I'm right here, if you don't agree with me, come here, I'll fight you one-on-one!"

"Hey, I am the Demon King, no, I was the Demon Lord before!"

"Unlike you, you have to stay on Liujue for the rest of your life. It's not convenient to pee when you get up, right?"

"Or fly up and pee?"

"No, no, I see, you must be wearing a diaper, right!"

"I'm so sorry for you, unlike me, who can pamper the beautiful female ape around me every day, but you can only die alone forever!"

In terms of viciousness, Old White Ape's words were stronger than Yu Mo's.

If the two of them register an account on the forum, at most one week, they can become two rising stars of the forum.

"Hehe, I pissed on your face!"

"Do you know what's printed on my diaper, your picture!"

"Piss in your mouth every time!"

"You can't experience this kind of happiness at all!"

"You're still hugging the female ape, you two can knit three sets of sweaters with your hair combined, don't you want to tie it up?"

"That's right, I really can't think of your happiness as animals!"

"Let me think, let me think..."

"Let me play a recording for you!"

Stimulated by the old white ape, Yu Mo's fighting power soared, and then he started to chatter on the phone.

About half a minute later, a voice with a little current rang from the phone.

"Spring is here, and it's time for all things to recover. Several female monkeys have also started their own..."

"Male monkeys always like to..."

"Prove yourself strong..."

Then, there was the sound of a bunch of monkeys chirping.

The old white ape blushed when he heard that!

Maybe the human race didn't feel anything when listening to this passage, or even couldn't understand it, but it understood!

It's no less than your friend showing you something fantastic right in front of your face.

"enough!"

"You bastard with no legs!"

The old white ape gritted his teeth and roared.

Yu Mo sneered.

"Why, can't you take it anymore?"

"Want to watch the video version?"

"I have a lot here, a demon crystal, I'll sell it to you!"

"Guaranteed to make you see something different from usual."

"and also..."

"You can't bear to hear the voice, and you still say that you have trouble with the mother ape every day?"

"Hehe, hypocrisy!"

"No, you are not hypocritical, you are false!"

Yu Mo once again satirized the old white ape.

The old white ape frowned, clenched his teeth, and panted heavily. The voice on the phone was still playing.

"When I don't know this is called the animal world???"

"I just didn't want to buy it!"

The old white ape roared.

Yu Mo smiled: "No, you just don't know that there is such a thing in the animal world!"

(Happy May Day, everyone. If you don’t have any other gifts, I’ll just give you a little side story. I’m so considerate! Thank you!)

(In the end, I gave in to those people in the gift competition. Every time we rush up, they donate a little, not much, and just push us back. I really vomited. I don’t believe it. To the point of panic, let's spend their real money for free, no matter what the final result is, we will earn it! Use them up!)

(Ask for a reward, beg for a gift, start the day after tomorrow, live broadcast will add more updates, five updates a day, let me see how many bullets they have in their pockets! Don’t stop rewarding, keep adding updates! They krypton, let’s go!)