Once upon a time there was a demon pass

It's not clear if this rhetoric is valid, but it's disgusting enough.

No one knows how many birds and monsters are still waiting to be released in Yu Mo's hands, and when will he suddenly bombard Yaoyu with information for the third round, including the fourth and fifth rounds...

The content of the information in the first two times was not bad, but if there is any big news later, it will really cause headaches.

"This is a declaration of war on me..."

"Tell me clearly that he can fill the sky of Yaoyu with his news at any time."

"Let me think about the consequences in advance when I use the human race's network in the future."

"As for the means of resolution itself, it's a bit shameless."

The old white ape laughed a little and shook his head.

It's not very clever, more like a child's trick, but this trick is the simplest and most effective.

"Uncle, when Yu Sheng takes office, we will..."

The young white ape asked hesitantly.

The old white ape shook his head: "Do we look like we are very rich? Gifts with no income are always sent out, and it will also feel distressed."

"Besides, if we really send it over, not only will it not have any effect, but we will be severely ridiculed by the human race, saying that we will only imitate their plan, that we are stupid and have no brains."

"Whoever is idle has nothing to do, spend money to find scolding."

As he said that, the old white ape rolled his eyes, obviously not particularly appreciative of Yu Mo's counterattack.

I always feel that the opponent has no skills and is all disgusting.

"Uncle, news that you will abdicate is still spreading in the sky above the Demon Realm..."

"The monsters at the bottom have not opened their intelligence, will it affect you?"

Looking at the old white ape who was in a bad mood, the young white ape said softly.

The old white ape chuckled: "As long as the eleven gods are stable, there will be no monsters in this demon realm that can shake my position. Now I am tied to them, and we are all prosperous, and we are all damaged. Even if something really happened to me No matter how much they pay, they will keep me safe."

"As for the monsters at the bottom, you have already said that they will be spiritually intelligent in the future. When the leaders of various forces give public speeches twice, the turmoil will naturally subside. It's not a big deal."

"Besides, I claim that the popular support in Yaoyu is not bad, so I don't need to worry about such trivial matters."

The old white ape lost interest, waved his hand, leaned back on the chair, sighed, and slowly closed his eyes.

"Since you are tired of playing, I will play with you."

"It depends on the two of us... whoever can't stand it first."

The old white ape seemed to be talking to himself. After a while, he opened his eyes again and looked at the young white ape: "Continue to inform the human race, just say... the old white ape, the master of the demon realm, is willing to abdicate, not only To abdicate, I am even more willing to take the entire Demon Realm and become the mount and pet of the human race."

"As long as they shut down the demon town."

"When the time comes, the old white ape will be naked, dancing and dancing, and leading the entire Demon Realm to cast!"

"Well... read them another poem, and say I wrote it."

The old white ape pondered for a few seconds, as if thinking about something.

"Ah~"

"The scenery of the human race is really good, the leader of the light group loves to release birds!"

"The leader of the light group loves to release birds~~"

"The scenery of the human race is really good!"

For some reason, the smile on the old white ape's face was full of playfulness, as if he had some kind of bad taste, and the young white ape was taken aback for a while.

For a long time, his uncle let him learn more about the culture of the human race. He works hard and works hard on a daily basis, and he has a relatively deep understanding of the culture of the human race. That's why the old white ape entrusted him with some internal affairs of the human race. do it.

But based on its understanding of the human race, its research on ancient culture, and its ability to appreciate poetry...

No matter how you analyze this poem by Old White Ape, it doesn’t make sense.

"Remember the tone of my recitation just now, and remember, they must be restored to their original taste outside the Zhenyao Pass."

"It's just that the Lord of the Demon Realm really likes human culture so much that he couldn't help but write poems to praise Yu Mo."

"Finally, I would like to remind you again that if the city walls of Zhenyao Pass are demolished, I will personally bring all the demon clans to surrender to the human race!"

"Don't they want a cool monster to use as a mount for themselves?"

"Please see Lin Xiaoxiao for details!"

After saying these words, the old white ape's mood became better again, as if his thoughts were clear again, he sat comfortably on the chair, looked at the colorful flowers in his flower garden, his eyes were full of appreciation .

"I still don't understand, what are the benefits of doing this..."

The young white ape frowned deeply, unable to understand the deep meaning of the old white ape.

I really don't see any value.

"No benefit."

"Simple disgusting disgusting Yu Mo."

"He poured shit into my mouth. If I don't disgust him, doesn't it seem that I am cowardly?"

"Not only do I want to disgust him, I want to disgust him to death!"

"I really don't know how I got rich back then."

"Isn't he going to pretend to be a villain and promote the development of the human race? I'll clean him up, clean up for nothing, and make others feel guilty about him and cry bitterly!"

"In this way, after the human race loses a villain, many of his plans will not be able to proceed."

The old white ape said viciously.