Once upon a time there was a demon pass

"Didn't you let me kill you?"

"It's so long-winded..."

"My time is precious!"

"In the afternoon, I also made an appointment for a seminar on the possibility of spiritualization, and I want to speak as a representative!"

The Confucian scholar looked at Yu Mo with a displeased face, muttered, and withdrew the hand that was about to slap the old white ape on the head, turned around and left.

For a while, the old white ape, Yu Mo, who was still hoarse...

All was silent.

"Cough cough..."

"This pseudo-Senior Jiujue is really... really... outspoken..."

The old white ape thought for a long time before he thought of such a word.

Yu Mo nodded: "Indeed..."

"Sometimes when you do things, you don't think too much about it."

"I didn't expect that the first time I really felt death was in such a way."

"It's really scary."

The old white ape sighed a little, leaned on the ground with difficulty and stood up again, with a little sweat on his forehead.

Just now, it almost felt like it was really dead.

Even this déjà vu feeling of death is far more real than that of the Nine-Tailed Fox.

I know that the nine-tailed fox will not kill me no matter what, so there is a high probability that it is an illusion. When I know it in my heart, I will look at it again, and it will not seem so scary.

But Confucian scholars are different.

too suddenly!

Suddenly, he didn't even realize that a master of pseudo-nine senses would be so stupid that he would kill him without even thinking about it.

Who exactly is the demon clan!

This is too bloody!

And at this moment, the old white ape's understanding of death has reached a new level.

"It turns out that at the moment of dying, my mind is empty."

"Even...you don't have time to think about anything..."

The old white ape muttered to himself: "As for the moment of real death, we have to wait until that day really arrives, and then feel it."

"So, for a month, do you want to do it or not?"

"If you don't do it, I'll ask him to come back and kill you. He's really daring, and it's not illegal for him to kill you."

Yu Mo was also a little scared, but he still pretended to be calm, looking at the old white ape and said calmly.

The old white ape swallowed subconsciously, and finally shook his head stubbornly: "No, it's impossible, one week, my limit, otherwise the demon god will not let me go, and I am no different from death."

"make a deal!"

"But I don't want Qianli Yaoyuan!"

"I want the Huangquan cemetery outside the gate of hell!"

Yu Mo suddenly showed a treacherous smile, nodded decisively, and changed the subject.

The old white ape was stunned: "You lied to me!"

"Thousands of miles of demons have been torn apart these days, what good things can there be?"

"But Huangquan Cemetery is an undeveloped place, tsk tsk..."

"I can't go back!"

"I hate other people going back on their word the most!"

Seeing that the old white ape was about to speak, Yu Mo said with a smile.

The old white ape's eyes were filled with resentment: "Those monsters in the cemetery who are neither humans nor ghosts absorb ghost energy day and night, and have already left the category of monsters. They may not necessarily listen to the orders of the master of the monster domain."

"It's okay, if they don't listen to your order, I'll do it for you, let them know who is the master of the demon domain, and next time they will naturally obey."

Yu Mo didn't care, waved his hand, and said calmly.

"Pleasant to work with."

"Pleasant to work with."

Outside the hotel door, two hands were clasped together again.

"Tsk tsk, your hand..."

"Well maintained."

In the end, there were only two sentences left in the air.

For the next few days, the old white ape just lived in the hotel. When he had nothing to do, he would go shopping, eat some delicious food, and learn about human culture.

Then I bought a Terran laptop with a huge memory, and downloaded an unknown number of TV series.

Even after the computer memory was full, I bought a lot of mobile hard drives, which completely enriched my inventory.

This unhurried appearance makes it difficult for people to guess what it is preparing for.

Except for being with him for the first two days, Yu Mo completely disappeared for the rest of the time, and continued to be busy with his own affairs, as if he had completely forgotten about the old white ape.

Eventually, the residents of this city have gradually become accustomed to having a monkey by their side.

Still a monkey with a nice voice.

It's just that when they see it, the people will always subconsciously pick up the knife and summon the awakened thing. Some of them will lose their temper, and they will beat the old white ape without waiting for the old white ape to speak. The ape just couldn't fight back.

This can be regarded as the only regret of the old white ape in the human race.

Every time this happens, it will always sigh with emotion: "If the hearts of the demon realm are so unified, they will probably die in the barbaric city for the rest of their lives."

……

When the old white ape dissipated within the human race and was happy, the rest of his life they spent in the barbarian city was also very nourishing.

At this time, the high platform used for auction has been repaired more and more perfect after these few days, and even Sun Wen took out a small hammer in a decent manner, ready to be in charge of the auctioneer's work.

"So, are we really going to conduct the auction normally?"

Zhao Zicheng looked at Sun Wen with a hint of puzzlement in his eyes.

Sun Wen nodded his head as a matter of course: "Yes, otherwise, what else can I do?"

"I thought you would do something that would amaze me..."

"The kind that makes me think I'm going to grow my brain crazy."

"The result... that's it..."

Zhao Zicheng opened his mouth quietly, complaining.