Douluo: My identity as the Holy Son of Wuhundian was exposed

Chapter 13 013: In Douluo, Xiao Wu cried and shouted that she wanted to be my wife.

Full of complaints, I stayed in Yu Xiaogang's apartment for an afternoon.

Finally in the evening, the two followed Yu Xiaogang to the cafeteria to have dinner.

Then we returned to Qishe, where everyone was chatting.

Xiao Wu was so bored that she started eating snacks...

Huh!wrong?snack?

Liu Heng looked around, and the more he looked, the more he felt that the snacks in Xiao Wu's mouth looked familiar.

"I always feel that these snacks look familiar." Liu Heng murmured.

Tang San then answered: "If it doesn't look familiar, it's your snacks. Grandpa Jack was afraid that you wouldn't be full, so he specially prepared thirty kilograms of snacks for you. Now I guess you can't even eat them in your mouth."

Only then did Liu Heng react, and he jumped up to Xiao Wu's bed and started fighting with Xiao Wu.

"That's my Shaqima. I spent a lot of effort to research it. Leave some for me..."

Xiao Wu stuffed her mouth with snacks and said vaguely: "Don't be so stingy, give me some."

"Asshole, you're a foodie. You've already eaten thirty kilograms of snacks. Are you a pig?" Liu Heng watched helplessly as Xiao Wu took the last piece of snack into his mouth.Said somewhat angrily.

Xiao Wu wiped the corners of her mouth, licked her fingers, put her hands on her hips and said, "Don't be angry, didn't I just eat some of your snacks?"

"As a man, you can't be too stingy. In the worst case, I will compensate you."

Xiao Wu said and touched Liu Heng's head, but it was knocked off.

Xiao Wu was not angry, but said confidently: "At worst, I will be your wife. Mother Chen also said today that if I become your wife, I will be the proprietress of the entire Fat Heng Snack Bar."

"When the time comes, I can eat whatever I want, and I can make money every day just sitting at home."

Xiao Wu pinched Liu Heng's chubby face and said with a happy face: "I didn't expect that you are only six years old, and the famous Fat Heng Snack Bar in the entire continent actually belongs to you."

"You are so rich, why do you come to school? Why don't you just lie at home and play? You make enough money in one day to spend all my life, so why do you come to be a soul master?"

Not only Xiao Wu didn't understand, but everyone in Qishe didn't understand either.

Are all rich people so willful these days?

Are you so rich?Why do you want to go to Notting College to become a soul master?

Aren't you trying to improve the composition level of work-study students?

Faced with doubts, Liu Hengcai didn't bother to explain.

Is it possible to tell Xiao Wu that he is a time traveler, and the purpose of coming to Douluo Continent is to record the process of Tang San becoming a god?

By the way, help the unscrupulous boss and earn a wave of traffic, so that the successful traffic can be monetized?

Besides, how much money can a Fat Heng Snack Bar make?

The rewards in the live broadcast room are the big one.

Liu Heng felt that other anchors who chose to sell goods in order to monetize their traffic were weak compared to him.

Sure enough, as the old saying goes, wealth is found in danger!

This job is worth it. When I return to Blue Star, with my experience of live broadcasting Tang San, I can at least become the number one brother on the platform.

When the time comes, Li Jiaqi and Simba will all respectfully call themselves Brother Heng.

Thinking about it, it was very beautiful. Thinking of this, Liu Heng smiled like a maniac.

Seeing Liu Heng's lewd smile, Xiao Wu frowned, thinking that Liu Heng was thinking of something rude.

I couldn't help but said angrily: "Although I promise to be your wife, you have to wait until you are an adult before you can touch me, otherwise I will beat you to death!"

After saying that, he raised his white and tender fist to declare his strength.

Liu Heng wiped the corners of his mouth and said angrily: "I don't want to marry a violent woman."

"The person I love is a peerless fairy, at least a Titled Douluo. When the time comes, she will come to me riding a colorful auspicious cloud, crying and asking to marry me..."

Liu Heng said casually, and all the boys in the seventh house couldn't help but yearn for that beautiful fantasy.

Xiao Wu was the only one with a confused look on his face. This kind of high-quality human male, a long-term meal ticket, a distinguished financial backer, and the father of Party A who is looked up to.

If you really can't get it, it will definitely be your own loss.

"I can't let you escape my grasp!"

Xiao Wu thought to herself, then she pursed her lips and kissed Liu Heng's face gently.

"Is this okay? Are you satisfied?"

Liu Heng: ╭(°A°`)╮

Seeing Liu Heng's surprised expression, Xiao Wu frowned, thinking that Liu Heng was not satisfied.

Then he kissed Liu Heng on the forehead.

"Don't go too far. I won't kiss you until I'm an adult..." Xiao Wu wiped the corners of her mouth and said dissatisfiedly.

Liu Heng: (??????)????

"This bitch is really greedy for my body. You can do this to a minor like me. It's outrageous..."

Liu Heng pointed at Xiao Wu and said tremblingly: "You are shameless. You violated the minor. Do you know that you are breaking the law?"

Xiao Wu tilted her head and looked confused: "What are you talking about? Why can't I understand a word?"

Tang San quickly explained: "It's okay, it's okay. Fat Heng often says some weird things. This is a sign of excitement."

"It's okay now. There's no language garbled yet, which means the mood is still normal."

As soon as Tang San finished speaking, Fat Heng started talking nonsense again.

"That Fake from Baga, you Bichi have a very bad conscience!"

Tang San slapped his forehead: "It's over, I got excited again and my words started to be garbled."

"Fat Heng! I'm sorry!" After Tang San said that, he hit Liu Heng in the back with a knife.

The emotional Liu Pangheng instantly blackened his eyes and fell to the ground paralyzed.

Fortunately, Xiao Wu grabbed him.Throw it on the bed.

Xiao Wu asked Tang San with a confused look, "Why did he suddenly become so emotional?"

Tang San scratched his head and said uncertainly: "Maybe it's because, suddenly having a wife, I feel a little excited and uncomfortable?"

"It should be like this, right?" Tang San was also a little unsure.

Late at night, Liu Heng had a dream, a terrifying nightmare.

In the dream, there were countless Blue Star men, holding watermelon knives in their hands, fiercely chasing me.

I kept running and running, rushing behind me to explain as I ran.

"It's none of my business. She wanted to marry me. I'm also a victim."

"Why are you looking for her, why are you looking for me? I'm just a child! Do you have any sympathy? You won't even spare the child?"

Everyone: "I believe you, you are such a bad guy. Give us your wife back, or I will kill you."

Immediately afterwards, Liu Heng felt a strong sense of suffocation surge into his heart.

Liu Heng opened his eyes and discovered the source of the suffocation.

It turned out that at some point, Xiao Wu had pressed her thigh against Liu Heng's chest.

Liu Heng put Xiao Wu's slender thigh aside. Men and women are not allowed to be intimate. Boys must learn to protect themselves.

But who would have expected that Xiao Wu turned over and lay directly in Liu Heng's arms.

Liu Heng: ..."Suddenly I feel that Blue Star may not be able to go back, and the troll netizens will definitely kill me."

(End of this chapter)