Douluo: I play with arms in Douluo

Chapter 14 The unlucky Shreks

Chapter 14 The unlucky Shreks

The girls who had just returned to the dormitory were lying on the bed one by one, reading books peacefully, and some were playing with their dolls. They were doing all kinds of things, but they didn't know that there was an extra gun on their bed. Of course, Xiao Lin is not that perverted. He only pretends to be dumb bombs that only cause pain but do not hurt the body. Moreover, they have a silent effect, unlike Yu Xiaogang's snapping sound.

Sure enough, the first unlucky one was Rongrong.

"Oh, I'm going to bed, good night."

I sat down, and as soon as I lay down I heard a "squeak" sound. "Ah~"

Ning Rongrong rolled off the bed like a monkey in uniform. Everyone looked at Rongrong in confusion. At this time, You You was sitting on the ground with a red face and looking at his private parts in pain. "Blood?"

"You're not going to do that, are you?"

"No, no, I'll go to the bathroom first."

At this time, Xiao Lin's face was full of confusion. He took a breath of cold air at the scene he saw with the telescope. He never thought, how could his own trap be like this? It's placed in such a remote place, can this girl sit on it? What a talent.

When he came out not long after waiting, he saw her looking incredulous and shy as she walked back to her bed step by step with her head lowered. "Tch, you deserve your thigh."

Xiao Lin snorted disdainfully to see how the others were doing. "Ah~" Xiao Wu, who had just laid down, shrank and fell to the ground. His whole body was trembling with pain. Seeing Xiao Wu covering her butt and rolling around, the other two people were shocked, including Xiao Lin. "System, I fucking swear, I never thought they were sleeping in the opposite direction, ah, swear to me, I definitely didn't mean to do it."

[Yes, I believe the host believes it very much. ]

I saw that the little cat wanted to get out of the bed to help, but he also flew up with a pop and covered his butt. The three women were left with confused expressions on their faces. What the hell is going on? Is there that hidden weapon here too? Then when I thought of Yu Xiaogang's miserable state, my body trembled. "Don't move. If it triggers again, it will be over."

"Rongrong, where are you injured?"

At this time, Rongrong's face was red and he didn't dare to speak. The three girls didn't dare to move that night, so they could only shout for Tang San and the others to come over. Hearing the shouts of the girls, Dai Mubai and the others of course ran all the way out of bed, only to hear a few gunshots.

In the quiet night, several gunshots broke the void, and the sound of boys killing pigs filled the sky. Only Tang San, who was taking a shower, was startled and quickly put on his clothes. However, just such a little thing, poor Tang San San became a eunuch that night.

Hit directly in the crotch. "Ah~"

What Xiao Lin never expected was that Tang San was so awesome. Could it be that he was a divine fortune teller and directly made him cut off his queen? Xiaolin laughed out loud when he saw Tang San covering his crotch and rolling around in such miserable state.

But when Xiao Wu and the others heard the screams of Tang San and others, they knew that something must be very desolate. They were so frightened that they could only sit on the ground silently and not dare to move. "Please scare those girls into not moving."

Another question is why Shrek sleeps backwards and forwards. Is it so good to place it on your feet when the pillow is clearly there? No wonder you were hit in the eye area. Originally, they were here to get Tang San and the others to turn into one-eyed dragons, but it turned out that they were all damn Juezi.

Needless to say, it hurt when Dai Mubai covered his anus. As for Fatty Ma, since he didn't go to bed, he had nothing to do and just stared at the rolling crowd.

Poor Oscar never expected that his anus would hurt as soon as he sat down. What he didn't expect was that Tang San's own bathtub actually had weapons.

But the little kitten was quite smart, and rushed out possessed by the spirit of martial arts, followed closely by two identical ones, but Rongrong was limping.

At the same time, Flanders and the others also came out and looked at the rolling Shrek, and everyone was lost in thought. . . . Who is it that takes such ruthless revenge? Logically speaking, you are here but you haven't offended anyone at all? Especially the three women, looking at the miserable state of the men, were so frightened that they froze in place and did not dare to move.

"Third brother, what's wrong with you?"

At this time, Tang San almost fainted from the pain, but when Xiao Wu said this, his face turned red and he glared at Xiao Wu, then covered his crotch and fainted with a sound.

Anyway, there is auxiliary treatment here? The soul master teacher took out exactly the same bullets after a night of treatment here.

Especially when everyone in Tang San's current situation, how could they go to the west entrance to let Haotian Douluo die off his descendants? So cruel? Of course, they didn't know that there were some hidden weapons in the girls' bathroom that had been removed, and they weren't that perverted. Who knew they would sleep in the opposite direction?

A week later, everyone was lying on the bed screaming, when Xiao Wu learned that his third brother had lost his grandson. The rabbit ears stood up in anger.

I don’t know why I can’t find even a trace of the murderer who was so ruthless. "Rongrong, why are you always blushing?"

Rongrong looked at the rubber bullet in his hand with his face flushed. The others were also confused. Where did this reach her? Are your thighs so red all the time? Then their butts will be blushing for a month?

Tang San didn't dare to accept his reality. He never thought that he would have no descendants, especially this tragic scene that made Xiao Lin who was hiding in the tree keep laughing. We lay on the bench together to bask in the sun, and kept talking on the balcony. I don't even dare to enter the dormitory anymore even to sleep. This image is simply too much.

"Xiao Wu, please leave."

At this time, everyone has begun to doubt Xiao Wu's identity. Why is everyone having trouble? She's fine.

"Listen to me and explain me..."

"Listen to your explanation. Didn't you say that you have no family? I always feel that it is your family that is responsible. Why are we having trouble? Are you okay?"

Of course, everyone here would also be suspicious. Why? Because you are all lying on the hospital bed, but one of you is standing in front of you intact, comforting you. You still don’t doubt that he is the person who plotted against you or the people behind him. And you?

"I don't have you to listen to my explanation."

"I will remember you. I will make sure you look good after we heal the injury."

At this time, Tutu expressed that he was feeling bitter, seeing a group of former good friends looking at him fiercely. "I believe Xiao Wu."

"Third brother, please pull me down. If you knew where you were injured now, you wouldn't think so."

Looking at Ma Hongjun's bandaged arm, Tang San blushed. That's right, my mother is already a widower, so there is nothing left to do. "Xiao Wu, please leave. I don't want to see you anymore."

Tang San was a little suspicious. Ever since Xiao Wu came to him for no apparent reason, many things seemed to have happened in strange and unintentional ways. Of course, this is also Xiaolin's fault. The author forgot to write the previous chapter, so I skipped it. It's a pity.

(End of this chapter)

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