Douluo: The Adventures of King Skin

"Tobe, ornottobe, thatisthequestion"

——"Hamlet"

Pyrrhus put a lot of effort into developing underwear.

Fabric alone is not enough. There is no elastic band these days, so it is definitely not possible to copy the styles of later generations.Pyrrhus called some aunts from the women's camp who were good at tailoring to study how to make underwear these days.

When the aunts heard this incomprehensible order, they laughed at Pyrrhus mercilessly on the spot.

However, the aunts were still busy. After communicating with Pyrrhus, they went to do some research and soon brought out several ready-made styles.

The first type is the ready-made clothing worn by Egyptians, which is a piece of cloth wrapped around it, and it ends up looking like a bath towel wrapped around the waist.

The advantage is that it is loose and does not strangle anyone, but the disadvantage is that it is also loose. It is afraid that it will fall off during battle and become a burden.

No wonder the Egyptians are so miserable!

The second type is inspired by the aunts who bandaged the wounded. It is wrapped in many layers like a bandage. It looks thick, like Japanese crotch cloth.

The advantage of this kind is that it is more close-fitting and thicker, but the disadvantage is that it is too complicated to wrap.

I'm afraid that when I need to take it off, I won't be able to take it off and it will cause a tragedy...

The last and unique way is to extend the belts on both sides into two shoulder straps...

Just wait!Isn't this the battle suit of Perverted Mask?

Pyrrhus directly vetoed...

Although none of the three options worked, Pyrrhus also had an idea.

That is to imitate the diapers of later generations to make a wide and thick T-shape, but the ends are definitely not connected with adhesive tape, but connected with a few strings.

The upper part of the belt is a thin cord that runs from the left side, goes around the back, and is tied on the right side - Pyrrhus specially introduced a buckle for convenience; the lower end of the thin cord is divided into two strands, and passes under the crotch. The belt is wrapped around the front and fastened with a buckle.

Lightweight and mini, stretchy and close-fitting, ultra-thin and soft, with a linen surface, it maximizes both comfort and protection!

It just looks a bit like a thong...

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Is this what you want to promote in the military?

Hippias, Androcleon and Nedian were silent, Oandros and Philonides hesitated to speak, and the other young generals looked reluctant.

At this time, the first person to object surprised Pyrrhus, and what he said shocked Pyrrhus even more.

Just listen to Maitilas, the tough guy, say slowly:

"Your Majesty... I heard from Desiachus and Stratton that Theophrastus believed that living things must have a certain amount of space for development, otherwise they would not be able to grow to their natural size and wear underwear. If so, will it..."

All the generals nodded in agreement.

Damn it!You have grown up...

No, I asked you to learn culture just to talk back to me, right?

"You are over 20, is it possible that you are still growing?!"

"That's possible... that..."

"Okay..." Pyrrhus sneered.

Haha, just wait for me.

After a while, Nicesi came back holding a jar.

"My original intention was to consider everyone's health." Pyrrhus took the jar and said:

"Look, these are some common species I ordered people to collect nearby. Come, take a look!"

As he spoke, he opened the lid and approached everyone one by one to let them take a closer look.

All I saw was a dark mass inside, with six-legged, eight-legged, indeterminate-number-of-legs, long-haired, long-thorned things... crawling around, scurrying around, and fluttering around!

Even people who are not usually afraid of bugs would find it difficult to stay calm when faced with this kind of scene.

Everyone shrank their necks to avoid it.

"Think about it, these bugs are not big, but they love to burrow in dark, humid, and warm places. If you don't wear underwear, what if you sleep at night..."

Everyone shuddered.

Andro Cleon first recognized the situation: "Your Majesty! I think underwear is a good thing and deserves to be vigorously promoted throughout the army!"

Philonides followed up and said: "Wear! You must wear it! This is for the safety of the soldiers! Anyone who refuses to wear it is a traitor and a spy!"

Creon also expressed his position: "Wearing this is not only convenient for combat, but also greatly beneficial to health! Not only in the military, it must be enforced in all-color Sally!"

Everyone showed their awareness.

Maitilas didn't speak harshly: "Your Majesty, I also think it's good to wear underwear!"

"Hey~ don't do it! Maitilas, you are still young, maybe you can grow older. We have known each other for so long and I can't harm you!"

As Pyrrhus spoke, he placed the jar in Mytilas's arms.

Metilas was always afraid of bugs, so he was so frightened that he raised the jar to look far away, and shouted loudly: "Your Majesty, I know I was wrong!"

"You know you're wrong, right? Didn't you talk back to me just now?" Pyrrhus gritted his teeth and peeled off two melons on his head:

"I asked you to talk back! You even talked to me about Theofrasto...just sleep with him tonight! This is an order!"

"Your Majesty, don't do it... Ouch, I'm so scared..."

Everyone showed understanding smiles.

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It was already very late when he came back from the meeting. Pyrrhus took Nicesi to wash up hastily, then turned off the lights and went to bed.

Pyrrhus was not used to sleeping on the ground, so his camp bed was a special large cart that served as a bed when camping and could pull things while marching.

He also gave Nicesi a plastic surgery.I wanted to help her spread the bedding, but she rushed over.

Pyrrhus lamented that sensible children are rare.

Lying on the bed, Pyrrhus asked softly when he heard that Nicesi did not seem to be sleeping.

"Nikesi, are you not used to sleeping?"

In the darkness, I heard Nicesi's soft voice: "Your Majesty, the quilt is very soft. I'm not used to it..."

"Are you worried? Are you homesick?"

"I don't have a family...I...I miss Uncle Lex and the others..."

Nix's thin voice became a little trembling: "Your Majesty, where do people go after death?"

Pyrrhus felt a little heavy when he heard this question.

Nikesi is no longer a child. She has seen the cruelty of war. Can you say those words to coax a child?

Where do people go after death?It’s impossible to travel through time like him, right?

After a long sigh, he told the truth:

"Nikesi, after a person dies, there is nothing, there is no Hades, and there is no paradise. When the living completely forget the dead, all traces of the person's existence will disappear... So sometimes life is very hard. But this is also a treasure that only comes once."

"Um……"

I don’t know what Nicesi thought, but the tent fell into silence again.

"Your Majesty." After a while, Nicesi asked again: "Do you want me to be your partner because you don't want me to fight?"

"Hmm... you have to consider this. You are very good at throwing stones, but it is still too early for you to join the battle."

"But there are many children fighting outside, too?"

And many of them are because of my orders, because I promised them that they could trade their lives for freedom and land.

“Nikesi, the purpose of our war is so that children like you no longer have to risk their lives in wars.

“Sometimes I feel that this world is very dark, and maybe everything I do is in vain.

"But since I have the ability to do it, I can't turn a blind eye. So I came to Thessaly, and I will go to more places in the future."

"Your Majesty, can I come with you too?"

"Nikesi, you should learn more knowledge and exercise more now, and grow up healthily. By then, if you are still willing to come, we can fight side by side."

"Good king!"

"Go to sleep."

"Um……"