Douluo: The Adventures of King Skin

Smart, brave and strong, I really envy myself.

——"Pig Man"

He was born into an indigenous family in Luoyang. His father was a primary school teacher and his mother was a laid-off worker.

On the day he was born, Pi's father visited the humanities every day and watched the stars at night. He hoped that he would achieve academic success, so Zhao Xi was named Pyrrhus.

Luo Shi was weak and sickly when he was young, and he was basically unable to play big or small balls. However, he was smart and eager to learn, and he often read some miscellaneous books after class.

As he grew older, he remained frail, always looking like a frail coward; he failed repeatedly in his studies, and finally had to find an ordinary university.

Ordinary family, ordinary diploma, ordinary job, and in a blink of an eye, he turns 30.

Although I had all kinds of fantasies when I was a child, by the time I got here, I was destined to spend my life as an ordinary person.

Who would have thought that a sudden cold autumn weather would come, and I would work overtime to cover a few more chapters, without even using a dump truck, and I would be able to travel through time just like that!

If there's something he can't let go of -

One is the hard drive,

The second is a girlfriend.

If there's anything he doesn't regret -

That is, he once sailed on dry land and rebuilt Rome!

**

He was born in the royal family of Passarong.His father was King Aeacides of Epirus, and his mother was Phthia, daughter of Memnon of Pharsalus, the commander of the Thessalian resistance.

At the time of his birth, the Second Diadochi War was heating up.His father fought alongside Alexander's mother Olympias against Cassander, but were betrayed by his countrymen during the march.

Not yet a year old, he was rescued by his father's friends at the critical moment and was taken to his uncle King Glaucias in Illyria, where he was raised by his aunt Beroja.

When he was six years old, the Third Diadochi War broke out, and his father was invited to return to his country to restore his throne. He joined forces with his adoptive father Glaucias to fight against Cassander, but was immediately defeated by Cassander's army and died in battle.

When he was 12 years old, the Fourth Diadochi War broke out, Antigonus attacked Cassander, and history repeated itself again. His adoptive father, King Glaucias, helped him return to his country and ascend the throne to this day.

His name is Π?0?3ppo?0?9.

**

This is the story of two Pyrrhus.

Of course, it is no longer possible to tell which Pyrrhus it is.

There are often two languages ​​mixed in his mind, one is monosyllabic analytic language, and the other is polysyllabic inflectional language.

His consciousness is often intertwined by two temperaments, one is refined and steady, the other is passionate and aggressive.

His actions are often driven by two forces, one is the joy of starting a new life, and the other is the expectation for an infinite future.

He has only one belief in his heart:

He will do his best to create great things in return for the gifts of destiny.

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There was only one scream.

No one could see what was happening.

All he knew was that a strong man was lying on the ground, and his hand holding the dagger was pressed behind his back, and a young man grabbed his wrist.

The smile on the young man's face seemed to have won another victory, but his tone was understated:

"Really? It seems that your information is not accurate."

All the viewers are still in a dream.

The fat clerk was completely stunned, with his clenched fists still raised in the air.

"I'll give you a suggestion, next time you attack someone from behind, remember to point the blade down,"

Pyrrhus raised his left hand lightly, and with another loud scream from the strong man, the dagger fell to the stage.

"But if you want to commit a despicable murder at the peaceful Olympia Festival, I'm afraid you won't have the chance again."

He looked at Megakalus who was still in a state of shock in the audience, and added: "Cassander's licking dog!"

The Great Virgin also reacted in time, and when she shouted, the temple guards also rushed over.

**

There was an uproar!

Should I be called a descendant of Achilles?

With just one hand, he subdued the assassin from behind in an instant!

"The mastermind behind this incident is Cassander! So Pyrrhus is also on our side?" Athenian scholars analyzed calmly.

"This countermeasure... is very pure!" The Spartan envoy expressed his opinion from a professional perspective.

"Such an outstanding young man, there are not many in the Holy Order who can compare with him..." The Thebes exiles began to see their old comrades in arms before their eyes.

"While chatting and laughing, he captured a powerful enemy with his hands. Dionysius did not do these two things back then. Hey! I have lost my respect..." The Syracuse nobleman made a vertical comparison.

"Oh, I'll go!" The Macedonian veteran couldn't help but slap his thigh.

**

Although he had had a premonition, Pyrrhus still did not expect that this day would come so quickly.

His throne was obtained from the struggle of the successors, and Cassander, who was so close at hand, was always a sharp sword hanging on the throne.

He was probably aware of the course of history, but he didn't expect that the result of his own struggle would be that his destiny would go in a worse direction.

The coup is ahead of schedule!

However, for now, this unexpected incident can be regarded as "a piece of bad news and a piece of good news."

The bad news is that he was deposed, and only his relatives have made arrangements outside Epirus as a precaution. Others... can only hope that the loss will not be too great.

The good news is that after this farce, the Greeks seem to have become more sympathetic to him.

In other words, "the positions have become closer."

**

Pyrrhus exerted force with his left hand - the assassin stood up docilely following his force - and then handed the blasphemer to the temple guard who came forward; at the same time, his right hand made a "four" sign to the Virgin without leaving any trace. ".

It means apologizing for the trouble you have caused, but also means "please help cut my two enemies into pieces", and "please continue the award ceremony as soon as possible. I have been on this 'dog leash' since I participated in the competition." After three days of fighting, my future hegemony really depends on my ability to carry on the family line, so please hurry up." [See attached].

The Virgin readily understood, took the prepared laurel wreath from the hands of the aide, and came to Pyrrhus.But when she turned her back to the audience, the smile on her face became colder than ever.

She holds a laurel wreath in one hand, and in the other...

That’s a “five”!

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More than recognition.

The Greek masses were simply enchanted by this victorious, ill-fated, heroic, young and beautiful boy.

"In the final analysis, it's just the winner of an armed race, nothing special." This is a relatively nihilistic audience.

"Haha, that makes sense. The armed race at the Plataia Games next year is amazing. Why don't you show off your skills to Pyrrhus?" This was the audience who liked to argue.

"Alas, the throne of Pyrrhus is gone, and he will be an ordinary person from now on, with no big future." This is a realistic audience.

"Haha, Pyrrhus is a guest everywhere because of his skills. You should still worry about yourself. Cassander's army is coming soon, and they may start a war at your doorstep." This is an audience who likes to argue.

"Do you think this is a farce directed and performed by Pyrrhus? With this degree of coincidence, is this a bit..." This is a skeptical audience.

"Haha, I'll see if you subdue that assassin with one hand, and I'll let Pyrrhus give you the crown." This was an audience that liked to argue.

"This boy actually has long hair like a woman. Of course, I'm not saying that long hair is bad, but he is obviously a boy but has long hair like a woman... Isn't this a bit..." This is the audience who is not sure about their sexual orientation. .

"..." This is an audience that likes to argue.

**

The citizens of Xingdou were still talking enthusiastically in the audience, and then the great virgin of the temple announced even more exciting news:

"... Pyrrhus of Epirus won three championships in the tournament. In recognition of this unprecedented achievement, we specially awarded him a unique crown!"

what? !

Three wins?

Immediately, "sources" in the crowd began to explain the excellent results achieved by Pyrrhus players in the first two days of the race——

Horse racing and pentathlon!

Forget about horse racing, this project has always been taken over by the city-states of Thessaly in the north, and the city-states in the south have no interest in it. Naturally, no one noticed that someone asked for help from Buck in the far east. The "Pegasus" brought by Telya and the unique saddle.

However, the gold content of "pentathlon" is very high!

"Did he really win the five sports?"

"For one thing, he won the javelin, long jump and wrestling."

"With horse racing and armed racing, wouldn't it be a pentathlon? I knew he was very good, but I didn't expect him to be so good..."

"You can't brag or be slanderous. Nothing in the competition can be fake. Winning shows that you are capable..."

This is of course the result of careful preparation.The sports theory of this era was still very backward, and the rules and techniques were very incomplete.Although Pyrrhus was a novice in his previous life, he still read a lot of books on this subject.

But, on the other hand, technology cannot bridge all the gaps. It can only be said that people and human physiques cannot be generalized.

The Greeks, already convinced by the "Victory of Pyrrhus," then saw what the "specially awarded and unique laurel wreath" the Virgin of the Temple said looked like.

It was a laurel wreath woven together with oak leaves representing Zeus, laurel representing Apollo, and olive branches representing Athena. It was fixed with gold and silver wire, with a beautiful shape and sparkling gold.

The moment people saw the laurel crown, one thought flashed through their minds:

Is there some shady deal between Pyrrhus and the virgins of the temple?

**

Pyrrhus, who probably could guess what the Greeks were thinking, responded in his heart:

Haha, of course there is a shady story!

Although Pyrrhus did not have much money to bribe the virgins - he had never seen money and had no use for it, and at the same time, he, Basileus, was really a bit poor to be honest, but -

Have you heard of the cream ice cream decorated mini cake?

How could you have heard of it? I only ate it once in my previous life.

I have only eaten it once in my life.