Dr. Night mixed with Marvel

Michael thought for a while and decided to find something else to talk about.

He turned around and saw that Rhodes was dancing in front of a group of beauties, seeming to be telling something.

Michael thought for a while and said, "Let's make a bet. I guess Rod will tell you the story he just told you."

Tony said: "Absolutely, I'll bet $100."

Thor is not stupid either. He can see that Rhodes, a guy who doesn't know how to please women, is definitely telling the story of War Machine.

He said directly: "I also agree with your point of view, but we are all suppressing this, who wins?"

Tony looked at Michael and then at Thor.

"I feel like we all win."

Rhodes was facing a group of beauties and said passionately: "I led the tank, flew to the general's house, threw it at his feet, and told him, Peng, are you looking for one?"

These beauties were very cooperative. They looked at Rhodes with admiration, and then laughed at the right time, and some even laughed forward and backward.

Rod recalled Michael and Tony laughing at his words.

When women cheer you up, it’s not because your stories are exciting enough, nor because your stories are humorous?

Rather, they are cooperating with you to perform, and the purpose is to sleep with you tonight.

He thinks it makes sense.

But the atmosphere has been heightened to this point. How can we make these women who are greedy for his body and want to be his superhero go to bed with him smoothly?

The knowledge Rhodes has accumulated in his life is only enough for him to develop to telling stories. What to do next, he doesn't know how to do it.

Thinking of this, Rhodes felt restless.

He turned around and looked around, ignoring the three people observing him.

Tony, Michael and Sol all greeted him.

This made Rhodes feel a sense of crisis.

These three guys were definitely watching his joke. If he were alone today, they would definitely tell what happened today as a joke.

Damn, what should I do?

When Rhodes thought about becoming a joke, he couldn't help but feel anxious.

Damn it, just die, you have to bite the bullet.

"Hey, excuse me, do any of you want to join me today...tonight...?"

Rhodes gestured with his hands and stretched out his fingers to draw circles.

The girls understood what he meant, but we are all cultural people, and some things need a direction.

You ask directly what do you think I am?Did you buy it out?Am I shameless?

So, each one of them made a cut, then turned and left.

Rhodes instantly felt ashamed and unbearable. He was ridiculed by these women.

What was even more frightening was that he felt that the three guys must have seen it.

Damn.

Rhodes pressed his toes on the floor, wishing he could carve out a three-bedroom apartment and lie down in it.

He looked back and saw that the three guys were indeed laughing.

Gwen said doubtfully: "What happened? You are laughing so happily."

Tony laughed so hard that he held his stomach and said breathlessly: "I tell you, I will laugh at this joke forever."

Because of Michael's commentary, they knew every word Rod said.

After Michael's explanation, Gwen also knew what happened, so she laughed happily.

"Oh my God? How could someone with such low emotional intelligence ask directly, and this person is still our friend."

Michael said: "Gwen, you should be happy for our Colonel Rhodes, at least he can understand that the story he told is indeed not humorous."

"It made me laugh so hard, I can't do it anymore."

Sol said exaggeratedly: "It's really not easy to make him understand that other women are cooperating with his performance."

Hawkeye and Banner also came over and said doubtfully.

"What are you laughing at?"

Later, they also learned about Rhodes' deeds and couldn't help laughing.

Rhodes originally wanted to chat with them, but seeing them laughing so happily, he didn't want to go.

Michael looked at the liquid in Thor's hand, and he wanted to know what this thousand-year-old liquid tasted like.

"Give me some."

Thor exaggeratedly introduced: "This wine has been aged for 1000 years. The barrels are made from the wreckage of the Grenhel fleet. Mortals will get drunk if they drink it."

"Who are you looking down on? Fill it up for me."

Thor looked at the small bottle in his hand and the goblet in Michael's hand.

Sol said in pain: "I'll give you half a cup."

Michael sniffed it first.

No wine can be aged for 1000 years. He vaguely remembered that a 1000-year-old wine had been unearthed before, and it was still green.

The publicity was pretty good, and there was a lot of entertainment, but it turned out that the experts tasted it and it was urine.

The alcohol content of this drink is indeed high, but it is indeed mixed with other smells.

Human gods like Thor don't quite understand, but Michael has animal genes, and his sense of smell is thousands of times greater than that of humans.

Through odor analysis, it was found that in addition to alcohol, it was also mixed with blood, radioactive substances, and decaying corpse water.

As expected of a wine barrel made from the wreckage of a battleship, that battleship should not be used to pull wine.

It's just that the various liquids inside are gathered together and fermented in a sealed manner to form the current wine.

It would be correct to say it is wine, but not all wine can be drunk without psychological burden.

"Forget it, I still don't drink."

Michael put the bag aside, and an old man said to Michael: "Coward."

He picked up the wine and drank it down in one gulp, so fast that Michael had no time to stop him.

Forget it, this wine contains more than 90.00% alcohol, it is basically non-toxic and sterile, and it will not kill anyone if you drink it.

Maybe it was because the wine that had lasted for thousands of years was really strong, so the old man soon started talking nonsense.

Thor and Captain America were worried and could only send him to the guest room.

The widowed sister came to the drinking area and worked as a bartender.

The profession of an agent is to do whatever you want. Except for a few familiar people, no one discovered her true identity.

Dr. Banner came over and said, "How can a beauty like you work in this place?"

In order to control the Hulk, the widowed sister had an affair with Banner, while Dr. Banner knew how to pretend not to understand, and turned his passivity into an active one, hoping to take down the widowed sister.

The widowed sister saw him role-playing and followed his train of thought.

"It's because of a man."

Banner didn't expect Natasha to be so direct, and almost didn't catch it for a while.

"You have a bad taste in men."

The widowed sister smiled and said, "He is not that bad, but sometimes he has a bad temper, but he is kind at heart."

Banner took a sip of wine, thinking that she must be talking about me.

Natasha looked at Dr. Banner and continued: "He is different from everyone I know. My friends are all warriors. But this man has spent his whole life avoiding war, but he is invincible. "

"Sounds amazing."

Dr. Banner was a little nervous and took another sip of wine.

It didn't matter whether Natasha was talking about Banner again. What was important was that with these sincere words, Banner felt that she was talking about him, but he was too embarrassed to confirm.

This is the brilliance of Natasha. It only takes a little ambiguity and a sense of distance to control Banner's heart.