HP’s daily life at Hogwarts

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After finishing the big meal, as expected, the leader of the school stood up and said a few "simple" words. Although it somewhat prevented everyone from leaving the meeting, at least the leader did say a few simple words.

Pansy highlighted the key points. The main purpose was to deliberately persuade the students not to tell the third floor, and the other was a crazy sentence: "Idiot, scum, crying, screwing."

After everything was over, the senior prefect took the ten freshmen and walked in twists and turns among the corridors and stairs of the castle for about ten minutes before finally stopping and taking them to a wall. In front of the stone gate.

Then the prefect turned around and said to them: "This is Slytherin's dormitory." At this point, he slowly glanced at the group of freshmen: "Say the password, and the stone door will open automatically. Every time the password is given, It changes once a week. Before the change, I will write it on the notice board in the lounge. I don't want to find any idiot locked out because he forgot the password during the inspection. This week's password is "Born Noble", let's go. "

Pansy: "..." This command sounds so shameful and awkward.

Slytherin's common room is a bit cold and has a "dark" atmosphere, but it still has its advantages. For example, one wall in the common room can almost be called a large transparent glass window. Just like an aquarium! You can also clearly see the fish swimming in the water! When the sun shines through the water tomorrow morning, there will definitely be a sparkling feeling...

Wucao, this kind of hotel in a big city in China costs at least 3,000 yuan a night, family! What a profit! Gout and internal rheumatism are not important now! Sheeping wool is the most important thing!

The prefect then said something gibberish to them. Just as Pansy yawned and fell asleep, waiting for the meeting to end, the middle school boy Gore next to her asked her nervously: "Pansy, what are you doing?" You haven’t told me what the Sorting Hat told you about saving the world yet!”

Pansy was stunned, glanced at him sideways, and then noticed that the entire common room, both seniors and juniors, were all looking at her: "???" What the hell, you kids have such a bad memory. So good?

But this does not trouble her. After all, as a fan writing master with tens of thousands of fans, her monthly manuscript fee was enough for her to eat and drink and still save half of it, so she is very good at writing stories.

Of course, he is also very good at talking serious nonsense.

So she deliberately cleared her throat: "Ahem, actually the Sorting Hat stopped me and refused to let me go because, as a guardian of Hogwarts for more than a thousand years, he predicted the future of Hogwarts. We will face an unprecedented disaster in the next year..."

Goyle and Crabbe hugged each other and screamed, "Oh!"

Draco also sat up straight, his face full of suspicion: "You didn't lie this time, did you?" Apparently, he had been tricked by Pansy often in the past two years, and he did many stupid things that Pansy thought were cute. , so my trust in her has been reduced a lot.

Pansy immediately put on an excited expression: "I'm not lying. The Sorting Hat asked me to find the four Dharma Kings hidden in Hogwarts who have not yet awakened their souls. Only by gathering these four Dharma Kings Only with the power can we help the Son of Destiny defeat the evil force!"

The senior class didn't quite believe it: "What kind of Dharma King? What kind of destined son?" he asked her.

"The Chosen One...although I hate to admit it, in fact it is indeed Harry Potter, the savior who defeated the darkness."

When Draco heard Harry Potter's name, his expression changed immediately: "What, that stupid, reckless and ruthless guy, that's impossible!"

Crabbe scratched the back of his head: "But...if it is true, that Potter is indeed very much like the Son of Destiny. After all, ten years ago, he..." What he said was so reasonable that it was impossible to refute it. .

The prefect stared at Pansy and continued to ask: "Then what kind of Dharma King is there?"

Pansy deliberately showed a cautious look, looked around, then stretched out her hand to let everyone get closer, and said mysteriously: "The Sorting Hat said that since the establishment of Hogwarts, it has obviously had The deans of the four giants, Slytherin, Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, and Ravenclaw, recruit wizards and teach them the ability to protect themselves. However, secretly... there are four other people guarding them. For the safety of students in the castle..."

"They are all gods from ancient times. Every once in a while, they will look for those kind, brave and capable people in Hogwarts, and then seal their souls into these people, and wait for one day in the future to come to the castle. When faced with a crisis, they will awaken from the bodies of these people, and then protect Hogwarts together!"

Her words were very passionate and seemed to have some logic. Draco, who was reluctant to believe her at first, also started to get excited: "Then what?"

"The names of these four Dharma Kings are..."Golden Hair Lion King", "Purple Shirt Dragon King", "Green Winged Bat King", and "White-browed Eagle King". The Sorting Hat said that they are currently sleeping in an unknown place and have not yet realized the crisis. Come, so please ask me to wake up these four Dharma Kings, and then help the Son of Destiny save Hogwarts!"

A voice came out from the crowd: "Impossible, even if it is true, why would the Sorting Hat tell you instead of telling me, or telling that Potter directly?"

Pansy choked: "..." Damn it, I encountered a weird reader with logic.

"Tell me, could it be that you actually made these up?"

"No, in fact the Sorting Hat told me that he had already told Harry Potter, but after listening to that idiot Potter for three or four minutes, he felt that the Sorting Hat was lying to him and stopped listening. Then I just I was behind Potter in the sorting queue, so in an emergency, the Sorting Hat caught me and talked for more than ten minutes."

A character written by the master of martial arts novels who once dominated the film and television industry, Brother Wei Xiaobao once taught people how to lie. He said that when lying, you must always tell nine truths, and then make mistakes at critical moments. To be convincing.

Ever since, after Pansy said these words, the Slytherins all remembered the three or four minutes when Harry Potter sat under the Sorting Hat, and the next ten minutes when Pansy sat on it. The doubt decreased by three points, and the indecision in my heart increased by three points.

Pansy looked at these serious-looking little kids and couldn't help but smile secretly, and then took the last dose of strong medicine: "Actually, I didn't want to pay attention to the Sorting Hat at first, but it was talking. At that time, he belittled us Slytherins with words, and said a few words: "Why are you a Slytherin student? ", "There are generally no good people in this academy. ", "Can I really rely on this unreliable Slytherin to awaken the Four Great Dharma Kings? ", "Hogwarts will end sooner or later..."

"I was very angry after hearing this!" She suddenly slammed the table: "What's wrong with us Slytherins? We are born noble, calm and arrogant, why can't we compare to that reckless Potter in Gryffindor? The Sorting Hat If you think I can’t do it, I want to prove to them that I can do it! Not only that, I ignored its warning and chose to tell everyone in our college.”

"Family members, let us fight together! Awaken the spirits of the four great kings and save Hogwarts!"

The senior was still hesitating: "This matter..."

The juniors and freshmen had already started pounding the table, and they were so excited that they looked like they were going to the battlefield as boy soldiers, especially the two fat boys Goyle and Crabbe, and another one who always remembered to remain a noble. Etiquette, but in fact it is the same as Draco. The expressions on the faces of the three of them seem to say: Oh, since the important task of saving the world has been entrusted to me, then the overlord hidden in the darkness, you give I'm waiting, I will definitely destroy you!

Pansy smiled happily: It's so fun to lie to children.

After Draco was so excited, he suddenly remembered something and said immediately: "Just now at the conference, Principal Dumbledore said something crazy, what a scumbag, what a cry, could it be that it hinted at the current status of the four Dharma Kings? Clues?"

Another first-year student also said with a sudden realization: "Yes, yes, he also called him a fool. Could it be that one of the Dharma Kings is a fool?"

"What's the other one?"

"I don't really remember. It seems like it was opened? Or was it unscrewed?"

Pansy: "???" I actually met a reader who can draw inferences from one instance and have a lot of imagination?

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Most of the senior class didn't believe it, but for some reason, when Pansy said that the Sorting Hat discriminated against Slytherins, there was a bit of anger on his face. Although he didn't believe it, he was still caught off guard. of anger.

Pansy looked at the group of little villains in front of her who were clenching their fists, as if they were going to destroy the world in the next moment. She smiled and yawned, then she brushed off her clothes and hid her name: "Okay, I already told you You guys, should we go back to sleep now? No matter how urgent it is to save the world, we have to wait until we have a good rest before we can get ready, right?"

"Peng Ke" Gao Er nodded: "That's right, let's go to bed and wait until tomorrow when we have the strength to find the four Dharma Kings."

But at this time, it was the turn of the senior prefect to smile mysteriously: "Wait a minute."

"What's wrong? Is there anything else?"

Prefect Jeska raised her head with a mysterious look on her face: "You'll find out later." Hey, hey, when the dean lectures the new students once a year, you new kids, just wait and see. .

Pansy, who was forced not to sleep: "..."

But obviously Snape seemed to be delayed by something today, and he was later than he had been in the past two years, so a group of little snakes sat in the common room and stared at each other.

Pansy held her head in boredom. She had to find something to do when she was bored, so she decided to play tricks on these little brats, jumped up from the stool, ran to the prefect, and gave him a tug. sleeves, and said cutely: "Jesca, I just heard that the password for our dormitory is changed once a week, right?"

Jeska nodded: "Yes."

"Actually, I'm a little scared. I'm afraid that the terrorist forces mentioned by the Sorting Hat will sneak in one day. You know, I'm only eleven years old and still a little girl." She blinked and raised her head, looking very innocent. looked at him.

"Don't worry, you can't get in without the password. The dormitory is absolutely safe."

"But our password is too simple. Anyone with a brain can think of our Slytherin password, which is nothing more than words like "born noble," "pure blood," "glory," and "brilliant." Pansy made a few random guesses, and then found that all the students present, except for the first-year students, were silent.

Seeing this, she uttered a sentence in disbelief: "You won't have one or two casual guesses by me, right?"

A senior girl pursed her lips, and then said awkwardly: "Actually, all the things you mentioned are the ones we use most often."

Draco's expression changed immediately: "What?"

Pansy twitched her lips: "It seems... the passwords set by our Slytherins are indeed very simple, so simple that even a freshman like me can guess a few of them."

Gore pinched the wizard robe on his body: "What should I do? If Pansy can figure it out, the evil forces hidden in the darkness will definitely be able to figure it out too. I don't want to die either!"

Several first-year girls also started to get nervous, and Daphne of the Greengrass family turned a little pale.

Pansy clenched her fists and said seriously: "I suggest that we change the password immediately. Even if the stone statue at our door cannot be as smart and safe as the Ravenclaw who answered the question, at least we have to change a password that others will never think of. .”

"Family, only we Slytherins know about the King of France now. We must ensure our own safety in order to save Hogwarts!"

Jeska was also stunned by what she said, and began to become nervous: "But... what would be safer if I changed it?"

Pansy stared at him quietly, almost unable to suppress the obscene smile on her lips: "Everyone, I have a suggestion, why don't we change it to one..."

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When the group of Slytherins nervously changed the passwords, Pansy encouraged them to add a magic bell. Every time someone at the door said the wrong password, the bell would ring...

The bell at the door suddenly rang!

Pansy: "!!?" Damn it, what's going on when you watch the ghost movie "Doorbell" at home, and when you watch it, the doorbell suddenly rings!

Could it be that Salazar Slytherin found out that I was playing tricks on these brats and gave me a special warning?

At this time, the doorbell rang again. This time, not only Pansy was frightened, but almost all the snakes in Slytherin who were gathered in the common room were frightened.

Most of the freshmen's faces turned pale with fright, while the seniors were so frightened that they took out their wands and pointed them straight at the closed stone door. Suddenly, the doorbell rang again. Gore was so frightened that he almost cried and hugged him tightly. Draco's arm, finally... Under the leadership of prefect Jeska, several senior snakes walked gently behind the stone door.

"Who is that outside? Hurry... Hurry and tell the truth!"

There was silence for a few seconds outside the door, and then a deep velvet voice came: "What do you think?"

Jeska was stunned, turned around and said inside: "Don't be nervous, it's our dean!" Then he immediately put away his wand and opened the stone door.

Snape came in to give lectures to the first years. I have to say that his aura was really strong. After he came in, he first took a look at the group of freshmen. After seeing them trembling, he started to repeat it every year. Content.

The specific content... From Pansy's point of view, it was actually similar to what her former head teacher said in a meeting when she first entered high school. It was nothing more than about following the rules and not being allowed to receive demerits. The difference was that the voice of her former head teacher was different from the previous meeting. It was like pulling a big saw, and Snape's voice was like velvet, which was extremely tempting to her.

Hey hey...wife! Xifu's wife posted hey hey hey...

After the lecture, Snape turned around and left without any hesitation, but after walking a few steps, he seemed to suddenly remember something, and turned back to ask his prefect: "What is the new password this week?"

Jeska swallowed and looked at him hesitantly.

"I assume if your ears are still on your head, then you should be able to hear the question I just asked."

So this sixteen-year-old boy nervously said to Snape: "Fertilizer will evaporate, black fertilizer will turn gray, gray fertilizer will turn black, black fertilizer will turn gray and will volatilize, gray fertilizer will volatilize, and it will turn black." .”

Snape: "?"

He was silent, and the group of little snakes in the common room were also silent, and the whole world was silent for more than half a minute before the voice of Snape gritting his teeth was heard: "Who came up with it?"

Then he saw a group of little snakes taking a step back without hesitation, pointing at a short, black-haired first-year student in the crowd.

Pansy was so embarrassed that she could dig out an entire magical universe with her toes. Then, under Snape's death gaze, she was weak, pitiful and helpless and showed an awkward yet polite smile.