Farming through books: The villain's wife just wants to save money

"You little gas tank, you don't go home after dark, what are you doing by the river? Aren't you afraid that a big bad wolf will eat you?"

As he spoke, he made a groaning imitation of the big bad wolf wanting to eat a child.

But the little boy was not frightened. Instead, he asked curiously, "Auntie, what is a gas tank." He completely forgot the fear of falling into the barrel just now.

"Sister Fairy."

Su Xiaoqing corrected him angrily, even though her actual age was 23, it was fine to be called aunt.

But this body is only seventeen, okay?It is the same age as flowers.How can you be called so old.

The little boy didn't understand women's obsession with age, but he obediently repeated:

"Sister Fairy, what is a gas tank?"

"The gas tank is talking about you, a chubby little chubby guy like you."

After hearing her description, the little fat man pouted, and his little head turned his hands to hug himself:

"I'm not a little chubby."

This action of the little boy made his double chin more obvious

Su Xiao lightly looked at his cute appearance and smiled, coaxing the child:

"Okay, okay, you are not a little fat man. Then this chubby kid told my sister where your home is, why did you come out so late. Where is your adult?"

"My parents died before I was born."

When it comes to sad things, the little guy's expression is full of disappointment, he misses his parents a little bit.

After hearing this, Su Xiaoqing felt that something was wrong. Your parents were gone before you were born, so where did you come from?

Digged out of the trash can?

"Are you adopted by your grandparents?" Su Xiaoqing asked tentatively.

"No, I was born by my mother."

The little fat man's tone was full of pride, sweeping away the melancholy just now.

"Every child is born by the mother. Sister Fairy is so stupid, she doesn't understand this bit of common sense."

As he spoke, he glanced at Su Xiaoqing contemptuously.

Su Xiaoqing tried her best to restrain the hand that wanted to give him a headache.

You still despise me! ! !

You splashed water all over my body and haven't settled with you yet, yet you still despise me!

Your parents died before you were born, you were not adopted, so could it be that you were dug out of a cesspit! !

Su Xiaoqing shouted crazily in her heart.See the little fat man who still despises her.Clenching your fists and trying to build your heart.

I am a grown-up, I am a grown-up.Don't care about the three-year-old kid.

He's just a kid, can't move his hands, can't move his hands....

Xiaopang on the other side looked at the fairy sister whose expression was changing, and walked away silently.

Uncle said to stay away from the madman.

Can't do a fart!He's still a kid so don't let him go.

So 10 minutes later, a fire was lit by the small river to bake the little fat man's wet clothes and a pile of bird eggs.

The little fat man in a coat sniffed, blinked his big eyes and stared at the bird egg in the fairy sister's hand, swallowing saliva non-stop.

After the eggs were baked, the little fat man raised his little claws, opened his mouth, and watched the eggs pass by his eyes one after another, entering the mouth of the fairy sister.

Seeing that the last one also entered that mouth, the little fat man turned his mouth and cried:

"Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu......"

Su Xiaoqing smashed it, smashed it with an innocent face: "That's right, I eat bird eggs if you make a fire."

That's right, this is how she takes revenge on the bear child.

Hate him to death.

"Wow! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...."

Seeing that he couldn't beat her, the little fat man cried even louder.Snot bubbles came out in rows.

Seeing him crying so badly, Su Xiaoqing felt guilty in her heart.

It's just a child who doesn't understand anything, why bother with him so much.

He took out the hidden bird eggs from his pocket, held them in front of him, and said:

"Are you still calling me stupid? Are you still despising me?"

Seeing that there was still a little fat man, he immediately stopped crying, wiped his tears with his little hands, and stared at the delicious bird's eggs: "Stop talking, sister fairy is not stupid."

"Then you say something nice."

"Sister Fairy is the most beautiful in the world."

"Well, eat well"

The little fat man hastily stretched out his hand to take it, for fear that Su Xiaoqing would grab it.Pop it all in your mouth.

Then came Su Xiaoqing's cry of collapse.

"Are you a stupid pig!!! I don't know how big my throat is, so I have to swallow it in one gulp."

After some tossing, Su Xiaoqing lay down on the ground.Wuli said: "Where is your home, I will take you back."

Please go home quickly and don't torture me.

In the dark night, there were occasional calls of grasshoppers from the grass beside the road.The girl led the chubby child and walked slowly.

The moonlight shone on the two of them, and everything was so quiet and peaceful.

With a kind smile on her face, the girl waved with the child.

"Goodbye, Sister Fairy."

The little fat man politely said goodbye to the fairy sister, thinking happily:

Today is so lucky, I met the fairy sister and baked bird eggs for him.I hope that I can meet the fairy sister every day when I go out in the future.

Su Xiaoqing didn't know what was going on in his mind, and after he turned around, she picked up her skirt and ran away, afraid that the child would cling to her a second later.

Goodbye fart, I am willing to see you forever, and never communicate with you.

I don't know which one is so unlucky, with such an unlucky child on the stall.

Su Xiaoqing ran along the path for a while, and stopped when she couldn't see the house in the distance, holding the tree with one hand and taking a big breath of fresh air.

It's true that there are wolves in front and tigers in back, with two hundred and five in the middle.How can I be so unlucky,

If you want to strangle me or poison me, forget it.There is actually another one who wants to kill me stupidly.Could this be the life of cannon fodder?

The life is simply more exciting than that of the hero and heroine!

"Clatter..." There was a sound in the water.

The man stood in the river with his head down, his hair scattered on the river like a black waterfall.The light reflected by the moon on the surface of the lake shone on the surface of his skin, as if glowing.

Let the man a little more sacred, like an elf in the night.

So handsome!

Su Xiaoqing covered her mouth to avoid making a sound, and took half a step back to hide behind the tree.Avoid detection.

"Crack!"

There was a sound above her head, and Su Xiaoqing looked subconsciously.I saw a branch of a tree break off inexplicably and hang there.

"..." Is this the legend that peeking must make a noise to be discovered? ! !

I have been very careful to avoid the branches on the ground, okay! ! !

Who the hell knows that this branch will break by itself, can it not think about committing suicide? ! !

"Who is there?"

Su Xiaoqing quickly squatted down, looking left and right in a panic.See what can save yourself.

Although he said that he bumped into it by accident, he saw it.

In the ancient times of this feudal society, it was said that women peeked at men taking a bath.A girl will be scolded for being shameless, and she may even be dipped in a pig cage.

If it gets to the ears of the villain, I'm afraid I will be tortured to the point where I can't even die.

"Meow"