【One Piece】She comes from a private server

"My stomach hurts! My stomach hurts so much!" Just as Luffy was rolling on the ground holding his stomach and wailing because he drank his own boogers (...), a figure floated from not far away and knelt on one knee in front of Nami. , affectionately reached out his hand and handed over the roses that had been picked up from the guest's table at an unknown table, and praised them in an exaggerated tone:

"Ah! The sea! Thank you for allowing me to meet today!" The visitor covered his eyes with self-pity and turned his head to the side, "Ah! Love! Just laugh at me who can't bear this pain! What if? If I can be with you, no matter whether I become a pirate or a devil, I am ready to wake up!"

Zoro and Luffy:......

"Okay, so exaggerated..." Alicia glanced at the grass-green name "Sanji" above the figure's head, shivering with toothache, and rubbing the goosebumps on her arms with both hands, "Such a line It sounds so embarrassing..."

Bless Roger! What a smart move to pretend you're a boy!

Usopp, who had been stunned since Sanji's appearance, nodded sympathetically.

"It seems like this guy is an idiot."

"That seems to be true, but Usopp, describing him as an idiot always gives me a very bad premonition. I always feel that this guy will be pulled onto our ship... After all, we have everything on the ship. It’s some idiots.”

"Ah, hey!" Usopp suddenly turned his head and slapped the table angrily, grinning at Alicia across from him: "Don't fire the map cannon on me, you bastard! How do I look like an idiot?!"

Hey, Usopp, is your focus only on yourself? Is this really a manly thing? Will you and I be hacked to death by the green algae-headed monster with triangular eyes?

Usopp looked at Zoro, who was covered in black energy, and smiled sarcastically, twisting stiffly.

"Ah! Zoro-kun! Don't look here with such a scary look~ The idiot is definitely not talking about you!" He said, reaching out and pushing down Alicia's head, "Oh! Alisha! Now that I have said that, then If it’s too much, then apologize to Zhuo Luojun quickly!”

The veins on Alicia's forehead were beating wildly as she was pressed down. She wrinkled her nose fiercely and waved away Usopp's hand, pushing his head into the seafood soup.

"Kill you!"

"Yes, I'm sorry..." Usopp said with tears streaming down his face.

"Then you have to drink up the soup! Wasteful behavior is shameful!"

Usopp: qlq...Luffy, help!

On the other hand, the original romantic drama turned into an inexplicable urban drama. For some reason, Barati boss Red-footed Tetsuo, who was missing a leg, began to use harsh words to drive away Sanji, who had been courting Nami before.

"It's really a flood that washed away the Dragon King Temple. Aunt Xue PKed Fu Peiwen..." Seeing Sanji being thrown to them by Zhefu and knocking over the table, Alicia silently got up and continued to show her attentiveness to Nami, with a black line on her face. Nana said, "Ah, wait, it sounds like it rhymes with this... That's weird! Hey! I mean Huangmao! Why are we given crude tea, but Nami is given assorted fruits? Be careful! I'll go to the World Government and sue you for sexism, you squinty bastard!"

"Huh? Do you have any objections? If it weren't for the apology for knocking over the table, I wouldn't even serve you some crude tea. Just be content!" Sanji glanced at Alicia indifferently and explained lazily. .

"...That kid! I really want to beat him!"

"Stop! Please don't quarrel because of me." Nami clasped her hands together, looking embarrassed.

"Hey! I'll stop right now~"

“Speaking of which, the food here does taste good, but it’s a bit expensive for me...”

"Of course it's free for you~"

"Thank you!"

Your friend Nami, the drama queen, is online now

"You still have to pay." Sanji turned his head and his loving eyes immediately drooped, and the difference in treatment was as obvious as possible.

"I really still want to beat that guy away..." Alicia's mouth twitched.

"I support you! Come on! Alisa! Teach that bastard a lesson!" Usopp fanned the flames.

"Hahahaha! Everyone is so funny!" Luffy was always out of the situation.

"Stop taking my time there, you guy!" Sanji mercilessly kicked Luffy, holding him in his arms and dragging him away. You could still hear his admonishing voice in the distance: "Guest If you come, bring me a wet towel!"

"From a certain point of view, he is really a scary guy..." Zoro said with a cold sweat as he looked at the back of Sanji who was walking away with Luffy.

"Why don't you let me tell you a scary story, Zoro." Seeing that the person had left, Alicia put back her angry expression and sat back at the table and said to Zoro: "Judging from Luffy's behavior towards that guy, I think there's a good chance he's the future cook on our ship."

"Alisa! Please don't tell such horrible jokes! That perverted cook is going to board our ship or something, my hair is standing on end just thinking about it!" Usopp retorted in horror.

"What's wrong with that?" Nami tapped her fingers on the table carelessly, "Wouldn't it be enough to cook delicious food?"

"Hey, aren't you saying that because that perverted cook is easy to manipulate? The calculation in your eyes is about to become reality!"

"Don't be so serious, Usopp. Anyway, you haven't changed your horoscope yet." Nami waved her hand nonchalantly.

"That's right...ah?! Zoro! Alisha! You two! You actually ate almost all the food while we weren't paying attention! I'm still very hungry!"

"Who cares about you? It's so noisy!"

On the fourth day that the Straw Hat Pirate Ship stayed in Barati, a huge ship docked next to the Barati Sea Restaurant. Click, the overlord of the East China Sea, was helped into the restaurant by his subordinate Jin. Seeing the customers rushing out of the restaurant, Usopp stood on the Merry, holding on to the handrail of the ship, looking towards the restaurant, and asked inexplicably:

"Oh? Wait...what happened in the store?"

"You'll know after you go in and take a look." Zoro replied calmly.

"Nani? Really...really fake?!"

"What? Are you scared?" Zoro asked with a smirk as he saw Usopp sweating.

"Stop talking nonsense! I am Usopp, who has eight thousand subordinates! I am not afraid of this kind of thing!"

"Hey, hey." Alicia rolled her eyes and pushed Usopp from behind, which made him stagger on his tiptoes. "If you have time to say these grand words, why not just go in quickly." After that, she said Be the first to jump off the boat and walk towards the restaurant.

"I won't go, I'll just stay here and watch the ship!" Nami said with a natural expression.

"Hey, Nami, you're too cunning! Ah! Alisha! Don't do whatever you want! Slow down! Wait for us!"

When the three Alicias approached, the atmosphere in the Barati restaurant was strange and solemn. Creek was teaching everyone about the horrors of the Grand Line like a cult, but Luffy, on the other hand, looked eager to try, holding his arm and threatening to conquer the Grand Line.

On the protagonist’s max-level provocation skill points

Since you can provoke, why don't you unlock a milk-increasing skill for yourself?

Alicia became distressed at the prompt box before her to enter the team copy:

"Team dungeon... it looks so troublesome. Automatically forming a team?" She glanced at Luffy, who was full of momentum not far away, with Zoro standing next to him and Usopp with trembling legs, and scratched her head with a headache. He scratched his forehead and said, "Ah, even if we form a team, everyone still has to fight on their own... Tsk."

"Want to fight? Luffy?" Zoro unsheathed his sword slightly and asked arrogantly. "Do you need help?"

"I don't know how to..." Usopp trembled and forced himself to look like a king descending from heaven. As soon as he opened his mouth, Alicia covered his mouth and silenced him.

"Stop nagging him, Luffy. At times like this, just shut up and go ahead and beat him away!"

"Zoro? Alisa? Usopp? Are you here too?"

"If you want to fight, I'll let you." Crick picked up the large package of food on the ground and put it on his shoulder, saying meaningfully to everyone: "But I have to go back to feed my men first. During this time, If you want to run away, run away quickly, all I need is the logbook and this ship. If you want to die, I will take the trouble to give you a ride." He said and left everyone leaving without looking back.

Alicia, who didn't want to wait at all and just wanted to start a fight with her blood, looked at the chefs who were watching Crick go to deliver food to his subordinates without any hindrance. She really wanted to order a song "Gentleman" for them.

They are all stupid...