Naruto Fist Urban Management
Chapter 7: My third generation can’t be so funny!
The two of them had not eaten anything last night and their stomachs growled with hunger. Fortunately, Huang He went to find some wild fruits.Pinshu.com.
Tsunade took the wild fruit from Huang He and looked at the colorful fruit in her hand. Tsunade felt a little painful.
"Haven't you learned the "Rules of Survival in the Wilderness"? At least half of these fruits cannot be eaten!"
Hearing Tsunade's words, Huang He was really helpless and complained crazily in his heart: "I've learned it before! But what I learned is the Earth's "Wild Survival Rules"! It has nothing to do with the plants here! There are so many plants that I don’t know!”
Complaining in his heart, Huang Hezui still replied: "I have learned it! But I have almost forgotten it!"
Speaking of which, he waved his hands deliberately, looking very casual.
Tsunade and Shizune didn't want to reply. They put the wild fruits on the ground and threw the inedible ones far away.
And Huang He is not going to throw away the inedible wild fruits, especially those that are poisonous!
Huang He planned to test his body's tolerance to poison.Logically speaking, Huang He, who has gained Saitama's power, should have reached a non-human level of physical fitness, and ordinary poisons should not have any effect.
And just to give it a try, there is one, no, two medical ninjas beside him.
Now that safety is guaranteed, then...
"Ahhh."
A black-green fruit as big as a fist was bitten by Huang He, and there was a clicking sound in his mouth.
"Hey! That's diarrhea fruit! If you eat it, you will have diarrhea!"
Shizune, who was picking out inedible fruits at the side, heard the sound and immediately warned her, but it was too late. Huang He chewed a few times and swallowed the diarrhea fruit with a slurp.
"This fruit is quite sweet, and it's fragrant and crunchy. It's actually a purgative fruit?! Isn't this a crime?"
As he said this, Huang He couldn't stop. It would be a waste not to eat more of such a delicious fruit!
The clicking sound continued.
Huang He didn't feel anything after eating the diarrhea fruit just now. Not to mention diarrhea, he didn't even have a stomachache. He just felt that the fruit was quite fragrant!
This time there was a lot of movement and the rattling of food attracted even Tsunade's attention.
After asking Shizune, Tsunade slapped her forehead, and her breasts started to hurt again.
I can’t figure it out!Why would the old man Sandaime send such a brainless person to take him back...
Regardless, Tsunade was ready to begin the treatment.
Five minutes passed, and Huang He was eating deliciously.
Ten minutes passed and Huang He swallowed the last fruit.
Twenty minutes passed, and Tsunade, whose stomach was growling with hunger, had something she didn't know whether to say or not...
Who the hell is this person!I ate so many inedible fruits in a row, nothing happened!Worry for nothing!
Huang He burped a few times, and in a blink of an eye he saw Tsunade and Shizune looking at him blankly.
"What's wrong? Aren't you hungry? Hurry up and eat so we can get on our way!"
Of course Huang He knew why they were staring at him!But I don’t know how to explain it, so I can just pretend to be stupid!
Tsunade and Shizune saw that Huang He really had nothing to do, so they ignored him and each began to eat the fruit.
But they didn't dare to catch any wild fruits and eat them like Huang He did.
By the time they finished eating, it was already close to noon. There was nothing I could do about it, women were eating slowly!Chew slowly!
Huang He, who had no patience at all, did not wait for them to digest, and picked them up one by one again.
"Let's go!"
At this time, both Tsunade and Shizune were on the verge of crying. This posture was so shameful!However, Tsunade and Shizune had to sigh, Huang He was so fast!The two of them could only hear the whistling of the wind in their ears. They couldn't even see clearly the scenery in front of them, and they didn't know how this guy trained.
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As evening approached, Huang He and the other three finally arrived at the gate of Konoha Village. The ninja guarding the gate didn't open the door, but when they saw Tsunade and Shizune, they opened the gate with a smile on their face.
Huang He was a little unhappy and muttered in a low voice: "This is the second generation of an official! Huh? No, how many generations of an official is Tsunade?! Well, that's a question..."
The original unhappy mood was broken by his own imagination. Huang He kept his head buried all the way thinking, which generation of officials does Tsunade belong to?
Huang He didn't react until he entered the Hokage's office and was thinking about this problem all the time.
Tsunade glanced at Huang He, crooked Huang He's waist with her elbow, and said: "We are already in front of the Sandaime, why are you still in a daze? Stand still!"
Tsunade and Shizune stood upright. Although Tsunade didn't want to see the Sandaime from the bottom of her heart, he was Hokage after all, and he still had to have the most basic respect!
After bowing and saluting Sarutobi Hiruzen, Tsunade said, "Sandaime-sama, I'm back."
Her tone was very calm, as if she was just reporting a mission, as if the Third Generation Sarutobi Hiruzen was not her master... as if the two were just strangers who had just met...
Of course, the Sandaime could hear that Tsunade's tone contained dissatisfaction with him, but what could he do?In the position of Hokage, there are many things that you cannot control yourself!
He took a few puffs from the pipe, and he didn't know whether he was choking or something else. Tears flowed from Sandaime's eyes. It was very difficult for the tears to fall off his wrinkled face...
"Wow wow wow!!! My little Tsunade! You are finally back!"
The Sandaime let out a strange cry and rushed towards Tsunade, crying.
Huang He, who was still in a daze, was awakened by the third generation's voice, but what he saw in front of him was a bit unacceptable to Huang He.
Damn it!Isn’t this style of painting changing too fast? !The third generation!Sarutobi Hiruzen!Where is your majesty?
The Sandaime hugged Tsunade's small waist, and wiped his nose and tears on Tsunade's clothes. Tsunade had a look of disgust on her face, but she did not move away or stop the Sandaime, as if she was used to it.
Shizune, who was standing by the side, just glanced at it, then turned her head to the window, looking at Hokage Iwa through the window, with no expression on her face. The way she looked at Hokage Iwa seemed to be recalling the serious look of the third generation of Hokage Iwa. ...
By the time the Sandaime finished venting his anger, Tsunade's clothes were already soaked through the waist.
"Ahem, Tsunade, after so long, you are finally willing to go home."
The Sandaime finally looked a little like a Hokage, but the snot hanging on his face made people afraid to look at him.
Tsunade's face was still stiff, her eyes that were originally full of energy were like dead fish eyes, and her lips began to open and close like a machine.
"I haven't been out for long, so I don't need your concern."
Hearing this, Huang He finally understood why Tsunade was so reluctant to go home. It turned out that the Sandaime was such a perverted old man!Tsunade, who is already in her 30s, still looks like a young girl in her 20s. I guess the Sandaime has already talked about it...
According to the content of the original work, Tsunade should have resented the position of Hokage because of the death of her lover and brother. However, the current Hokage is Tsunade's master, the third generation Sarutobi Hiruzen, but from now on, Tsunade This is not the only reason why Shou left the village...
Your circle is really messy!
At this time, the Sandaime remembered that there were outsiders present, and said to Huang He: "Ahem, Huang He, you did a very good job this time. I will find you again when I have time. Go down and I will send someone to reward you with the mission." Delivered to your home.”
The Sandaime couldn't help but blush. He was so excited that he forgot about the existence of outsiders. This time he was so embarrassed.
After hearing this, Huang He turned around slowly and muttered: "My Sandaime can't be so funny!"
But this muttering... everyone in the Hokage's office could hear it.
The air suddenly became quiet, and even the ANBU hidden in the darkness made a noise inadvertently.
It wasn't until Huang He walked out of the Hokage's office that the atmosphere returned to normal.
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Tsunade took the wild fruit from Huang He and looked at the colorful fruit in her hand. Tsunade felt a little painful.
"Haven't you learned the "Rules of Survival in the Wilderness"? At least half of these fruits cannot be eaten!"
Hearing Tsunade's words, Huang He was really helpless and complained crazily in his heart: "I've learned it before! But what I learned is the Earth's "Wild Survival Rules"! It has nothing to do with the plants here! There are so many plants that I don’t know!”
Complaining in his heart, Huang Hezui still replied: "I have learned it! But I have almost forgotten it!"
Speaking of which, he waved his hands deliberately, looking very casual.
Tsunade and Shizune didn't want to reply. They put the wild fruits on the ground and threw the inedible ones far away.
And Huang He is not going to throw away the inedible wild fruits, especially those that are poisonous!
Huang He planned to test his body's tolerance to poison.Logically speaking, Huang He, who has gained Saitama's power, should have reached a non-human level of physical fitness, and ordinary poisons should not have any effect.
And just to give it a try, there is one, no, two medical ninjas beside him.
Now that safety is guaranteed, then...
"Ahhh."
A black-green fruit as big as a fist was bitten by Huang He, and there was a clicking sound in his mouth.
"Hey! That's diarrhea fruit! If you eat it, you will have diarrhea!"
Shizune, who was picking out inedible fruits at the side, heard the sound and immediately warned her, but it was too late. Huang He chewed a few times and swallowed the diarrhea fruit with a slurp.
"This fruit is quite sweet, and it's fragrant and crunchy. It's actually a purgative fruit?! Isn't this a crime?"
As he said this, Huang He couldn't stop. It would be a waste not to eat more of such a delicious fruit!
The clicking sound continued.
Huang He didn't feel anything after eating the diarrhea fruit just now. Not to mention diarrhea, he didn't even have a stomachache. He just felt that the fruit was quite fragrant!
This time there was a lot of movement and the rattling of food attracted even Tsunade's attention.
After asking Shizune, Tsunade slapped her forehead, and her breasts started to hurt again.
I can’t figure it out!Why would the old man Sandaime send such a brainless person to take him back...
Regardless, Tsunade was ready to begin the treatment.
Five minutes passed, and Huang He was eating deliciously.
Ten minutes passed and Huang He swallowed the last fruit.
Twenty minutes passed, and Tsunade, whose stomach was growling with hunger, had something she didn't know whether to say or not...
Who the hell is this person!I ate so many inedible fruits in a row, nothing happened!Worry for nothing!
Huang He burped a few times, and in a blink of an eye he saw Tsunade and Shizune looking at him blankly.
"What's wrong? Aren't you hungry? Hurry up and eat so we can get on our way!"
Of course Huang He knew why they were staring at him!But I don’t know how to explain it, so I can just pretend to be stupid!
Tsunade and Shizune saw that Huang He really had nothing to do, so they ignored him and each began to eat the fruit.
But they didn't dare to catch any wild fruits and eat them like Huang He did.
By the time they finished eating, it was already close to noon. There was nothing I could do about it, women were eating slowly!Chew slowly!
Huang He, who had no patience at all, did not wait for them to digest, and picked them up one by one again.
"Let's go!"
At this time, both Tsunade and Shizune were on the verge of crying. This posture was so shameful!However, Tsunade and Shizune had to sigh, Huang He was so fast!The two of them could only hear the whistling of the wind in their ears. They couldn't even see clearly the scenery in front of them, and they didn't know how this guy trained.
······
As evening approached, Huang He and the other three finally arrived at the gate of Konoha Village. The ninja guarding the gate didn't open the door, but when they saw Tsunade and Shizune, they opened the gate with a smile on their face.
Huang He was a little unhappy and muttered in a low voice: "This is the second generation of an official! Huh? No, how many generations of an official is Tsunade?! Well, that's a question..."
The original unhappy mood was broken by his own imagination. Huang He kept his head buried all the way thinking, which generation of officials does Tsunade belong to?
Huang He didn't react until he entered the Hokage's office and was thinking about this problem all the time.
Tsunade glanced at Huang He, crooked Huang He's waist with her elbow, and said: "We are already in front of the Sandaime, why are you still in a daze? Stand still!"
Tsunade and Shizune stood upright. Although Tsunade didn't want to see the Sandaime from the bottom of her heart, he was Hokage after all, and he still had to have the most basic respect!
After bowing and saluting Sarutobi Hiruzen, Tsunade said, "Sandaime-sama, I'm back."
Her tone was very calm, as if she was just reporting a mission, as if the Third Generation Sarutobi Hiruzen was not her master... as if the two were just strangers who had just met...
Of course, the Sandaime could hear that Tsunade's tone contained dissatisfaction with him, but what could he do?In the position of Hokage, there are many things that you cannot control yourself!
He took a few puffs from the pipe, and he didn't know whether he was choking or something else. Tears flowed from Sandaime's eyes. It was very difficult for the tears to fall off his wrinkled face...
"Wow wow wow!!! My little Tsunade! You are finally back!"
The Sandaime let out a strange cry and rushed towards Tsunade, crying.
Huang He, who was still in a daze, was awakened by the third generation's voice, but what he saw in front of him was a bit unacceptable to Huang He.
Damn it!Isn’t this style of painting changing too fast? !The third generation!Sarutobi Hiruzen!Where is your majesty?
The Sandaime hugged Tsunade's small waist, and wiped his nose and tears on Tsunade's clothes. Tsunade had a look of disgust on her face, but she did not move away or stop the Sandaime, as if she was used to it.
Shizune, who was standing by the side, just glanced at it, then turned her head to the window, looking at Hokage Iwa through the window, with no expression on her face. The way she looked at Hokage Iwa seemed to be recalling the serious look of the third generation of Hokage Iwa. ...
By the time the Sandaime finished venting his anger, Tsunade's clothes were already soaked through the waist.
"Ahem, Tsunade, after so long, you are finally willing to go home."
The Sandaime finally looked a little like a Hokage, but the snot hanging on his face made people afraid to look at him.
Tsunade's face was still stiff, her eyes that were originally full of energy were like dead fish eyes, and her lips began to open and close like a machine.
"I haven't been out for long, so I don't need your concern."
Hearing this, Huang He finally understood why Tsunade was so reluctant to go home. It turned out that the Sandaime was such a perverted old man!Tsunade, who is already in her 30s, still looks like a young girl in her 20s. I guess the Sandaime has already talked about it...
According to the content of the original work, Tsunade should have resented the position of Hokage because of the death of her lover and brother. However, the current Hokage is Tsunade's master, the third generation Sarutobi Hiruzen, but from now on, Tsunade This is not the only reason why Shou left the village...
Your circle is really messy!
At this time, the Sandaime remembered that there were outsiders present, and said to Huang He: "Ahem, Huang He, you did a very good job this time. I will find you again when I have time. Go down and I will send someone to reward you with the mission." Delivered to your home.”
The Sandaime couldn't help but blush. He was so excited that he forgot about the existence of outsiders. This time he was so embarrassed.
After hearing this, Huang He turned around slowly and muttered: "My Sandaime can't be so funny!"
But this muttering... everyone in the Hokage's office could hear it.
The air suddenly became quiet, and even the ANBU hidden in the darkness made a noise inadvertently.
It wasn't until Huang He walked out of the Hokage's office that the atmosphere returned to normal.
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