Thor who reversed the Marvel world

"I have maintained a drinking habit for more than 1000 years, and the drinking capacity I have cultivated must be unsurpassed by you earthlings."

"Anyone who has ever competed with me in drinking will feel that drinking me is even more difficult and... unachievable than lifting Mjolnir."

At the gate of the alliance base, Thor patted Scott Lang on the shoulder and asked with a smile: "So Scott, do you still decide to compete?"

"Yeah, I'm very...confident in my ability to drink," Scott Lang nodded blankly, obviously not so confident when he said this.

He felt that he had to regain his confidence from the frustration of not being able to lift Thor's hammer. Scott Lang exhaled and said with a smile: "Obviously drinking is my strong point."

"If you don't hit the south wall, you won't look back." Thor smiled and shook his head when he heard this. He retracted his palm and turned towards the figure sitting in front of the bar not far away and shouted loudly: "Valkyrie!"

Seeing Valkyrie tilting his head and looking away, Thor quickly waved.

"Hey, hey, what are you going to do?" Scott Lang asked in confusion.

"Oh, little Ant, I really don't want to give you too much frustration," Thor looked at Scott Lang with a joking face and said, "So, why not try with someone else."

Seeing that the person approaching was a dark-skinned woman, Scott Lang pretended to smile exaggeratedly: "HaHa, Saul, I don't bully women."

"Yes, Saul, Stoudemire was nicknamed the alcoholic bully when he was in prison. You have to look up to him," Louis, who had been watching the conversation between the two, quickly interjected.

Scott Lang glanced at Louis and signaled him to stop talking.

"Scott, she is our Asgardian Valkyrie," Thor explained: "If you can drink better than her, it will be more powerful than lifting Thor's hammer for a lifetime."

Soon, Valkyrie walked over with unique steps: "Thor, why are you calling me?"

Thor looked at Valkyrie with a smile and said: "There is someone here who wants to challenge us Asgardians' drinking capacity!"

"Allright, who is there?" Valkyrie said casually: "Let them come."

When Scott Lang heard the word "them", he even felt that his ears were hallucinating. Does this mean that she wanted to drink a group of us down by herself?

"Tony!"

James Rhodes, who was standing aside to join in the fun, called Tony Stark, the 'responsible person' of the party, for them.

James Rhodes crossed his arms across his chest: "Can you arrange the wine bureau? There is a good show here."

After hearing this, Tony Stark leaned against the counter and looked at the people gathered in front of him with a smile and asked: "Boss, isn't lifting Thor's hammer enough for you? Now there is another drinking game. .”

Saul pursed his lips and smiled without saying a word.

James Rhodes distanced himself and said: "This is Scott's competition."

"Okay, let's have fun!" Tony Stark clapped his hands and shouted for them at the bar: "Waiter, serve the drinks!"

......

In front of the long table, Scott Lang and Valkyrie were already sitting on both sides and getting ready, while Thor, James and others were watching.

Clinton, dressed as a woman, carried two cases of beer in both hands and placed them on the long table.

"These are all low-alcohol beers," Valkyrie just glanced at the beer pile, and then looked at Scott Lang sitting opposite him: "How much can you drink?"

Scott Lang straightened his chest when he heard this. He looked at Valkyrie in front of him and made a 'ten' sign with his hands in front of him.

Valkyrie couldn't help laughing after seeing it: "Ten bottles?"

Scott Lang shook his head and corrected: "Ten liters!"

The specifications of the party beer are: a bottle of 450ml bottled beer, a box of 12 bottles, and a round mouth with a diameter of 5cm.

"So, how much can you drink?" Scott Lang saw Valkyrie's smile gradually disappearing, thinking she was scared, and then asked confidently.

I saw Varky raising a finger expressionlessly.

Seeing this, Scott Lang asked uncertainly: "One box?"

Valkyrie shook his head and said calmly: "Keep drinking!"

"Wow," everyone around them exclaimed when they heard this description.

Scott Lang was stunned by this answer for a few seconds.

This intense dialogue made this competition very interesting, and even attracted the attention of many people in the alliance base who had not yet watched.

Tony Stark, who was standing at the table, heard the descriptions of the two people, and quickly urged Clinton, who was in a daze next to him: "Quick, ladies' clothes boss, go pick up a few more boxes."

"I suggest you call for more helpers to come along," Valkyrie said with a smile, lifting a bottle of beer.

"NO," Scott Lang shook his head. He felt that Valkyrie was just bluffing and opened the wine without saying much.

Lewis, who was watching from the sidelines, saw this and cheered for Scott Lang again: "Scott, go ahead and drink. I'll be here when you get drunk."

The two of them bumped into each other holding beer bottles, and then poured them into their mouths at the same time, their movements unambiguous.

Seeing that Valkyrie was incredibly fast, drinking down a bottle of beer in an average of two seconds, and drinking wine faster than he could open it, everyone around him, except Thor, looked at him in disbelief.

"Is this drinking or pouring..." Someone made a startled voice.

If they hadn't seen it with their own eyes, they would never have believed it.

"Quick, Clinton, a few more boxes." Before Clinton could stop, Tony Stark's voice urged him to bring the wine again.

Valkyrie casually threw the empty beer bottle aside on the ground, but Scott Lang still held up the first bottle of beer and drank it, more than a notch slower.

"Hey, are you sure you don't want to help?" Valkyrie drank five bottles in one breath, and while waiting for Scott Lang, he looked back at the other people watching.

James Rhodes, who was standing at the front, saw Valkyrie's gaze and looked over. He had always been stubborn and said in a timid voice for the first time: "Well... As a soldier, I drink plain water every day... ....”

However, before he finished speaking, he was pulled over by Sam Wilson: "I only drink freshly squeezed juice at home, so what does it matter? The momentum is important, we can't lose the battle."

"Okay, this is the pinnacle battle between Earthlings and Asgardians," Tony Stark jokingly described: "At present, the Earthing side is still at a disadvantage, who else can come up to fight?"

"Yes, I am half-Earthling," Peter Quill said and sat on it.

"NONONO, I am not over 21 years old and cannot drink alcohol," Peter Parker raised his arms and refused.

"Obviously, I only like to drink Coke," Bruce Banner looked at the ceiling with his eyes, diverted his attention, and murmured to himself: "I know very well how much this crazy girl can drink..."

James Rhodes looked at Tony Stark, who was smiling happily. Before he could answer, Pepper Potts quickly stood in front of him: "Rhodes, Tony is drinking tonight." That's enough."

"I might need a cup of coffee," Tony Stark said immediately.

Bucky Barnes patted Steve Rogers on the shoulder: "Steve?"

Steve Rogers quickly waved his hand to express his refusal. Like Tony, he is a coffee fan.

In this drinking duel, some people joined and some refused. As more and more people sat on Scott Lang's side, the drinking speed finally almost equaled that of Valkyrie.

However, half an hour later...

"boom!"

There was a loud sound of head hitting the table.

James Rhodes and Sam Wilson were the first to fall because they were drunk.

Bucky Barnes covered his head with vibranium arms and leaned his head back on the back of the chair.

Scott Lang was so dizzy from drinking that he might vomit on the ground at any time.

Opposite Valkyrie, seven or eight figures stood crookedly.

Countless empty beer bottles were piled randomly on the table in front of them and on the ground.

Clinton's chest heaved, exhausted from all the work of hauling beer and cleaning.

Seeing that there was no more sober fighting force on the other side, Valkyrie threw away the wine bottle in his hand and shook his head, then stood up and left.

The crowd onlookers could clearly hear Valkyrie mutter something at the corner of his mouth as he walked away:

"There's nothing drinkable."

As Thor watched the 'battle' end, he couldn't help but turn his head and glance at Loki, who had been standing silently watching. He was very satisfied with Loki's performance tonight, because at this time he was actually a little... Surprisingly well-behaved and quiet.

"Apparently the party is over when they get drunk," Tony Stark chuckled to himself.

Steve Rogers and Bruce Banner looked at each other, then shook their heads. The two walked to the drunken people, supported several figures on their backs, and began to move towards the accommodation area where the Avengers slept in the base. OK.

......

Late at night, when the noisy and lively party ended, the Avengers dispersed, and the Alliance base returned to peace.

Hank Pym's home, California.

The laboratory was dark. Loki held a dagger in one hand and opened a sealed metal box. He grabbed a handful of Pym particles and put them in his bag. He turned around and leapt through the wall to leave.

after an hour.

On the outskirts of New York, the Avengers base has returned to tranquility.

A huge black cloth was suddenly opened, revealing a huge time and space shuttle machine under the black cloth.

Loki casually grabbed the square metal plate on the side and put it into the back of his hand. He clicked the button and the quantum suit quickly came out of the metal plate and enveloped his figure.

After several operations on the console, Loki stepped onto the machine table in a few steps. There was an unpredictable smile on Loki's mouth from beginning to end. In the next moment, his figure quickly teleported and disappeared.

One second, two seconds, three seconds, four seconds, five seconds...

The night spreads and dawn arrives, but on the machine that travels through time and space, there is still silence...