Elf: Super God Trainer
Chapter 001 Something is wrong with this world
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It’s mid-June, it’s midsummer, the scorching sun is baking the earth, the air is stuffy and hot, and the cicada’s cries make people feel restless.
In the Nancheng District of Jindu, in a slightly old low-rise private building——
"This station reported that the Elf City Competition held in Huancheng yesterday ended successfully. The team that won the championship was the XX representative team from XX City..."
The noisy TV sound woke up the boy who was taking a nap on the sofa.
The sunlight outside the window fell on the young man's face, and you could see the fine hairs and the sleepy eyes that slowly opened. The light brown eyes reflected a clear and amber-like luster under the sunlight.
"Elf City Competition!"
"Pikachu Charizard!"
"Pokemon Elf!"
"I haven't woken up yet, am I still dreaming?" Looking at the news being played on the TV in the living room, Lu Ming touched his still dizzy head and murmured in surprise with an expression on his face.
As the saying goes, if you are indecisive, ask your mother, news is hot in the circle of friends, pretending to show off your wealth, and melancholy literature and art to amuse people.
He reached out to pick up his phone from the sofa, swiped the screen to unlock it, opened Weixin, and then clicked on the universal circle of friends.
Lu Ming's face was filled with astonishment when he scrolled down with his finger and saw the dynamic messages in his circle of friends.
"This……"
I only saw Weixin’s circle of friends——
Wechat merchants who used to publish brand-name cosmetics and health products can still see their busy figures now, but their style of painting is quite different compared to the past.
Jing Jing Xiaoru: “This is an era that moves very fast. If you don’t pay attention, you will be left behind by others. Every growth you make may help you become a more dazzling version of yourself at some point in the future. Destiny will never let down anyone who works hard."
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Meiyan AA: "With fiber slimming pack + cherry enzyme, I lost 40 pounds in just one course of treatment, and I became so white!!
Oh my God! ! Miss Mi Chun, you are so beautiful~ You really amaze me.
Weight loss = plastic surgery ヽ(*^^*)ノ Friends, do you agree?
Warm reminder: Due to the different physiques and eating habits of elves, the actual effect of the product will also vary from one elf to another. "
(Before using the product, Miss Lip is black and fat·jpg)
(After using the product, Miss Lip looks slimmer·jpg)
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The exquisite life photos and selfies are still there, and the positive quotes are still there, but the products these people sell are health care products and cosmetics for elves.
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Friend A: I bought a lipstick in the same color as Smelly Flower Lips last night in Li Jiaqi’s live broadcast room. OMG~ The coloring effect is amazing. Brother, cute~ buy it, buy it! !
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Friend B: I stayed up late last night playing Duo Queue with my Pikachu, and finally made it to the King. By the way, what kind of teammates are these matching teammates? Fortunately, my Pikachu Baili Xuance played very smoothly, and Bai Huzhi’s skin was not free. ~
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Beauty Purchasing Agency: “New arrivals: Kardashian’s same smooth braised egg butt elf ball, Cardi B’s lip print elf ball, Taylor Swift’s same LV gorgeous ball…
Original and authentic products, no A goods, purchase with integrity, consult Weixin for details, quantity is limited, so hurry up if you want to buy. "
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Lu Ming scrolled through the dynamic messages in the circle of friends. Lu Ming saw many photos of elves posted by his friends and information on topics related to elves. He was completely confused.
"They are all "Pokemon Legends". Although Nintendo recently released its latest game "Pokémon LEGENDS Arceus", this game has not yet become so popular in China."
"And even if the game is very popular, it is still a game, but the elves posted in Moments are real."
"Could it be that I have traveled through time and space to the world of Pokemon elves, but why is Weixin still there, and the friends I know in my circle of friends have not changed?"
"What the hell is going on?" Lu Ming, who was full of confusion and questions, opened the Penguin account again, wanting to ask his friends about the situation, and then he saw:
—"Jindu High School·Grade 2 (1) Class Group"—
Classmate A: "You all will go to the breeding house tomorrow. Which elf are you going to buy and tame as your initial elf?"
Classmate B: "When I was 8 years old, I met a fortune teller. The fortune teller said that I would wear a yellow robe at the age of 24, eat rich food and fish, and become a master elf trainer at the age of 35."
"But before that, I need to keep a low profile, so the fortune teller recommended that I conquer King Carp as the initial elf, so that when the opportunity comes in the future, I can leap over the dragon gate and soar into the sky."
Classmate C: "Haha... Classmate, you are really a showman. You can describe the original elf in such a fresh and refined way because your family cannot afford a good one."
"My dad is the clerk of the Jindu Trainers Association. My dad has prepared my initial elf for me a long time ago. It is the Charmander among the three elves of the Royal Family of Hua Kingdom. You must be envious!!"
Classmate D: "Where's Si Guoyi!! It turns out to be from the Yusanjia. You must know that the elves from the Yusanjia are carefully cultivated by the official, and the lowest qualifications are B-level. Even if they are trained in the later stages, there is room for them to develop——"
Classmate E: "Oh~ I really envy the Yusan family to be the initial elf. Unfortunately, our family is just the most ordinary middle-class family. My dad spent a lot of effort to help me reserve a mountain rat as the initial elf."
Classmate F: "It's pretty good that you have a pangolin as the initial elf, but our family only got me a Rattata."
"..."
"..."
Deputy monitor Jiang Hao: "Everyone, please be quiet and let me say a few words."
"Everyone knows the family situation of our classmate Lu Ming. The initial elves sold in the breeding house and the worst F-level elves sell for nearly 10 yuan.
Although Lu Ming has been working hard to make money from part-time jobs in the past year, 10 is such a huge sum of money for Lu Ming. I guess he has not collected enough now.
Tomorrow I will go to the breeding house to buy the initial elves, so~ I am here to raise money for Lu Ming to buy the initial elves. "
"As the deputy squad leader, let me start first and donate 50, hahahaha..."
Classmate N: "Haha... the deputy monitor is so kind. He even organized students to raise funds for our classmate Lu Ming. However, I am not as rich as the deputy monitor, and I just paid for a game skin yesterday, so I will donate 20 ……Ha ha!!"
Classmate T: "I'm poorer than you two, so I'll donate 5 yuan as a token of my appreciation~ Haha..."
"Although it's not much, I hope Lu Ming won't take it too seriously. After all, five yuan is money. You know, when a beggar begs me on the overpass, I won't even give him one yuan."
"@鲁明, classmate Lu Ming, why don't you come out and thank the vice monitor and everyone for their help. As a former top student in the class, you won't forget even the most basic gratitude."
Classmate Y: "..."
Classmate Z: "..."
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