Lyncha's Marvel Journey

At this time, Deadpool finally waited until Lin Cha came home.

"So?" Lin Cha spread his hands, with lightning flashing in his left hand and transparent telekinesis waves in his right hand.

"Which one do you choose?"

Deadpool touched the lightning with his finger and felt a little pain. He touched the energy wave again and it was soft and elastic.Is this still a choice?of course……

"Yeah. If it's thunder and lightning, it might hurt a little. If it's energy waves... I won't choose Fake."

As expected of someone who has experienced the baptism of a big party in the deep sea, his brain just doesn’t work.

"Then you want them all. I understand."

The two swords were unsheathed, holding a beautiful sword flower, and easily and freely cut off the telekinetic waves thrown at him. Deadpool stood with the sword in hand and laughed: "Magician, I have been guarding against you for a long time."

"Zizi!"

The next second, Deadpool, who was twitching all over, was jumping on the ground.

"Didn't the community teacher teach you that metal conducts electricity? Wade."

Ever since Deadpool was cursed by Thanos to become immortal, he has become more and more perfunctory, changing from an extraordinary warrior to a chatty mercenary.He often relies on his immortality, does not dodge attacks, and likes to talk nonsense all day long.

Although Lin Cha didn't know what the Deep Sea Party was about, he could tell from the slightest leak that this was not a good experience.

After Deadpool repeatedly explained, Lin Cha reluctantly believed that he came to thank him and hoped to go back again.

"That's so funny. Are you sure you're not from the Marvel Universe?" After saying this, Lin Cha was startled and looked at Deadpool, only to find that he was taking it for granted.

"Damn! Magician, isn't this the Marvel Universe? Also, this sentence is my line."

The two looked at each other, feeling like they had discovered a new continent. They looked at each other awkwardly for a while, and Lin Cha turned his head first.His face is still not as thick as Deadpool's.

"Ahem, go on..."

"No, I met new friends. You know, it's that weird feeling?"

So, your SAN value is gone?

"I remember, we were at Bikini Bottom...oh! I love that name. Playing beach volleyball together."

Um?Lin Cha became alert and looked at Bullseye.To Lin Cha's ears, the words Wade read were all incomprehensible, mysterious and obscure words.

“Having fun in the jellyfish garden, and most importantly, I ate the best hamburger in the world!”

Lin Cha unfolded his mental shield, took out a stack of amulets, and sent Bullseye away who was already murmuring.Lin looked at Wade, who was completely out of control and didn't know what he was talking about, and was a little scared.

"Wade, Wade. Wake up, I can't understand a word of what you've been saying."

"Bikin Castle, I want to go back there again. Magician, help me."

The sky was getting dark, and the street lights on the street were flickering and emitting a strange light. Lin Cha felt that the shadows of the street lights seemed to be smiling.Pull yourself together and look again. The street lights are still street lights, and the shadows are still shadows.

"Patrick, my friend."

I'aI'a.CthulhuFhatgn!

"Snapped!"

All the lights on the entire street went out, and the world fell into darkness and an eerie silence.Lin Cha felt as if his brain was about to explode. A voice was muttering to himself. When you tried to hear what it said clearly, it disappeared again.

All the amulets spontaneously ignited, and the mental shield cracked bit by bit. Lin Cha's head began to hurt more and more, and his mana was decreasing crazily.Lin Cha opened his eyes and seemed to see a tall figure from behind, and also seemed to see a field of stars.

"Ph'ngluimglw'nafhCthulhuR'lyehwgah'naglfhtagn."

He hummed unconsciously.

"Hey! Magician, you don't have to pretend like this if you don't want to!"

The babble disappeared and the world returned to normal.

10/1071

Lin Cha collapsed to the ground, his clothes soaked with sweat. He managed to open his eyes, and sweat flowed into his eyes.Wade looked at Lin Cha strangely.

"help……"

"I know a doctor who specializes in treating your disease. Do you want me to introduce him to you? Tell me my name and he will give you a 11% discount. Hmm, no need to thank me so much. Let's continue talking about my friends. "

"Don't..." Supporting Wade's shoulders, Lin Cha took out a bottle of purifying potion from his arms and drank it, finally feeling a little better.

"Hoohoo!"

Can't afford to offend, can't afford to offend.Shen Jingbing, who can fall in love with the goddess of death, is not someone he can mess with.

"Send me back."

"Oh! Mr. Magician, do you think I am that kind of person? I am a good boy, and staying in a hotel with a weird uncle like you is not my style."

"1000 dollars."

"I use my mouth at most!"

"A dollar."

"If you want, I'm not reluctant. Let me see where the nearest motel is."

"The $1000 is for you to send me back, and the remaining $1000 is for you to shut up. Shut up! Wade."

"If you don't use your mouth..."

"NO, give it all to you, stop talking."

Feeling that his condition was much better, Lin Cha prepared to walk back slowly by himself.It's just a block. I go out from here, then turn left, then go straight, then turn again and there it is.

After walking for a while along the route in his memory, Lin Cha looked at the bar in front of him, feeling a little confused.

"Ha! So you want to get me drunk. You know it very well!"

"Why aren't you dead yet?" Lin Cha punched Wade in the stomach and opened the door and walked in.

Now that you're here, let's go in first.Anyway, here we come!

"A glass of ice water. Thank you."

Lin Cha found a corner bar and sat down. Lin Cha was still frightened by what had just happened, and tried hard not to recall the content at that time.

It cannot be heard, it cannot be described, it cannot be looked at, it cannot be understood!

"Wade, why are you free to come to my place today?" The bartender brought a glass of ice water and a beer in front of the two of them. He looked at Deadpool in a red tights and asked curiously: "Margarita Bar is no longer open." Are you welcome?"

"I came with him." Wade took out a straw from under the bar and pointed at Lin Cha who was in a daze.

"magician?!"

While observing Lin Cha at the bar, he turned to watch the news on the TV, which was reporting what happened during the day.He recognized Lin Cha's identity.

"Everyone, the hero who killed Kingpin is here. Faith, come here quickly!"

"A magician, really a magician."

"Thank you magician!"

"My son was in a gang and now he's back home."

"I thought I could never avenge my father. Kingpin is dead, so great. Thank you."

"Thank you so much. I don't have to pay back my loan shark."

"..."

Seems like something weird got in.

As a last resort, Lin Cha had no choice but to stand up and accept the enthusiastic thanks from everyone, and finally calmed down the excited crowd with some hard words.

"Thank you so much, Wade." Lin Cha sat down again. Fortunately, these people were still a little afraid of Lin Cha and did not dare to get too close. Using lightning to split open a building with dozens of floors, this kind of deterrence was still relatively strong. horrifying.

"It would be great if someone would buy me a drink."

You are thinking of peaches.

"From now on, it's all free for you to drink." The bartender gave a timely assist.

"Oh~"

Oh, you are so big. Lin Cha was kicked to the ground by Wade.Then he picked up his glass and thanked the bartender.

"If you kick me again, I'll get angry!...Okay! It won't happen next time." Quickly taking away the banknotes from Lin Cha's fingers, Wade held up his chair and sat down.