Lyncha's Marvel Journey

"Drip~~~~"

A man in pajamas stood in the middle of the road, looking at the busy traffic in front of him, in a daze.

"Hey! Boy, stay out of the way!"

The angry female driver pulled down the window and shouted angrily at the man, while honking the horn loudly.Because this man happened to be blocking the road in front of her.

No matter how loud the horn sounded, the man didn't respond, so the female driver had no choice but to stop the car and get out.

"Hey! I said, did you hear, I'm calling you!"

The woman stretched out her hand and waved it in front of the man's eyes. Just when she couldn't help but want to take more radical measures, the man seemed to have come to his senses and jerked forward.

"Throw it, turn over, and still fall out of bed."

Lin Cha said that he was unlucky. Ever since he shared a bed with his uncle when he was a child and had the experience of being kicked out of the bed, he had never slept against the edge of the bed again!Unexpectedly, I rolled out of bed this time!

The female driver looked at Lin Cha in horror and said, "This man seems to be abnormal!"

"you you……"

Lin Cha touched his head and was surprised to find that he was not lying on the floor, but standing in the middle of the road somewhere. There was a beautiful mature lady in front of him with a frightened expression.

"Ah ha ha ha! If I ask you, what era are we in now, will you call me crazy? Then if I ask you again, where is this place? Will you call the police! Hey, hey... don't really call the police. !”

After wasting his boss' efforts, Lin Cha finally explained to the female driver that he was not a mental patient and that he knew where he was.

Beautiful country, Big Apple, Brooklyn.The name of the female driver in front of me is May Parker.

After confirming that Lin Cha was not a dangerous person or a mental patient, Mei felt relieved and turned around and walked towards the car.

Lin Cha quickly stepped forward, opened the back seat door, followed Aunt Mei and got into the back seat, then pulled out the seat belt and fastened it.

What if you encounter someone who robs, steals or blows up a building while wandering outside?

"This is the first time we meet. My name is Lin Cha. Please give me your advice!"

Aunt Mei touched her forehead and was speechless at the familiar guy in front of her. She opened the car door and got in with a look of helplessness.

"So, you are a stowaway?" Aunt Mei fastened her seat belt and observed the boy in pajamas in the rearview mirror.

"Smuggling?" Lin Cha looked down at the pajamas on his body and said helplessly: "How can anyone sneak across in pajamas!"

Just turn over, just turn over!Why did you come to Marvel?

"How did you end up in the middle of the road in your pajamas? Don't tell me you were sleepwalking!"

Is there such a thing?Why didn't I think of that?

Lin Cha swallowed back the words he had just made up and pretended to be surprised: "Are you a doctor? You can tell at a glance that I am sleepwalking! Yes, I may be sleepwalking!"

Aunt Mei rolled her eyes, but did not rush Lin Cha to get out of the car.

"Okay! Sleepwalking pajama boy! How are you going to convince me!"

"It's a long story, this and that, this and that!"

At this time, Aunt Mei looked like a black question mark. She listened to Lin Cha's "this and this, that and that?" and unconsciously tightened the steering wheel.

"Okay! Okay! I'll tell the truth."

Seeing that he was about to be fucked by a big dick, Lin Cha lowered his eyes and approached Aunt Mei little by little, with a mysterious and serious expression on his face.

"I come from the Kingdom of Light on the planet M78 to save the earth! Don't reveal my identity!"

"Ouch! Stop, stop, stop!"

After hearing such strange words coming out of Lin Cha's mouth, Aunt Mei finally couldn't help but hit Lin Cha's head.

"Oh! It seems I have to send you to the police station and let the policeman come and question you!"

"Hum hum!"

Being thick-skinned may be one of Lin Cha's few advantages. When he saw that May Parker had no real intention of sending him to the police station, he retracted his body and squeezed into the armchair.

Maybe it was because he was woken up when he rolled over and fell out of bed. Now that he had relaxed, Lin Cha felt sleepy again!

"yawn!"

Aunt Mei heard Lin Cha's yawn from the front seat. She saw Lin Cha sleeping soundly in the rearview mirror. She chuckled and said, "What a strange person!"

…………

"Wake up! Rinka, there seems to be an explosion ahead!"

Rinka?who?

Lin Cha was pushed awake and looked at Aunt Mei blankly.However, Aunt Mei pulled Lin Cha out of the car with an anxious look on her face and ran back quickly.

With a "boom", a car not far behind Lin Cha was blown into the sky. The crowd of onlookers dispersed in horror and found a safe place to continue taking pictures with their mobile phones.

Sirens and gunshots rang out one after another. New Yorkers who were used to such scenes were hiding and chatting excitedly. Lin Cha also heard a black man showing off loudly to his companions, saying that he had seen bigger scenes than this. .

Lin Cha couldn't understand this.

Aunt Mei took Lin Cha and finally found a relatively safe position.

"Oh my God! It's so scary!" Aunt Mei clutched her chest, trying to calm down the rapid breathing caused by running just now, and said in panic: "This is the first time this month, why can't they stop for a while?"

Lin Cha's eyes widened. This scene, this ups and downs, can only be seen in movies!It is indeed a "free America, gun battles every day"!

"Wow! A small pistol is good at an assault rifle! Wow! Grenade!" Lin Cha shouted excitedly, as if he was the one participating in the gunfight. He felt sorry for the gangsters when he saw them being frustrated.

"Fight, fight! Shoot him, shoot him! When you attack the street, will you use your gun? Hit the head and aim for the chest, hit the chest and aim for the feet! What are you shooting at the front of the car with a broken AK!"

"enough!"

Aunt Mei finally couldn't stand listening anymore and stopped Lin Cha's excited spring water commander behavior and said angrily: "Lin Cha, they are bad people! You shouldn't cheer for them! This is wrong!"

The spirited young man next to him, who was listening with great interest, was not happy when he heard Aunt Mei's words.This sounds so exciting!Why is it still broken?

"Hi! Youngman, I like your commentary. Madam, you can't stop me from listening to such a wonderful live commentary."

"Okay! Since some people don't like it, then the explanation is over!" Lin Cha shrugged, spread his hands and said, "Brother Die, you know it very well!"

The spirited young man shook his hair handsomely, gave a thumbs up with both hands, and said: "Yes brother, Praise! (Yeah! Brother, give you a thumbs up!)"

Aunt Mei was speechless and turned away angrily to ignore these two living treasures.

"F~U~C~K, you!"

Perhaps because they could not hold off for a long time, the police finally waited for the arrival of powerful troops, and the surrounded gangsters were about to lose their support.At this time, a guy carrying a rocket launcher rushed out from the bank and fired it towards the police car. The rocket sent out a long trail of flames and hit the police car instantly, causing a big explosion.

"RPG!" Lin looked at the scene and yelled in the dubbing voice, hoarse, and those who didn't know thought he was the one who launched the missile.

How about it being an American blockbuster?Look at this firepower, there’s nothing to say!Those who didn’t know thought they were in Los Santos!

"Oh! God!"

"A high-energy reaction has been detected. To protect the safety of the host, 'Fushenglu' is activated."

"what?"

Lin Cha suspected that he was hearing hallucinations. I was watching a play?It didn’t blow up to me, so what danger could I be in?

"Okay! It's true, the system will save me!"

A missile flew straight towards Lin Cha. This was the second rocket fired from the direction of the bank.The person who fired the rocket was killed by a prepared police sniper, who accidentally fired the rocket towards Lin Cha.