Yogg-Saron in the Marvel Universe
Chapter 9: Please prepare more silk card for me, I will cough otherwise.
At this time, Li Shifen was controlling a group of prison guards in the room to play mahjong with him. He smoked until the visibility in the room was less than one meter. There were beer bottles everywhere and he wanted the prison guards to serve him two more dishes.
The smoke-filled house prevented Li Shi from noticing the arrival of Colson and Melinda.
Li Shifen looked at his deck of cards seriously, and then shouted, "Three Yao Yi Straight!"
As soon as he finished speaking, a dark figure flashed over and overturned the table to the ground and said, "Asshole, are you so stupid? Not long after we left, you are now the king of gambling?"
Upon seeing this, Coulson slowly walked over, waved his hand at the smoke in front of him and said, "Mr. Yug, you are really leisurely and elegant, but can you let go of our poor prison guard?"
Seeing that they were two senior agents, Coulson and Melinda arrived, and Li Shifen also released the guards' control.
"Sorry! Sir." The prison guard stood in a row and said to Coulson and others.
"It's not your fault. Go down and rest, and call the replacement person over to replace you." After Coulson finished speaking, the early warning people left this place of right and wrong.
It feels like they smoked more secondhand smoke today than they smoked in a week.
"You guys are here, I'm almost bored to death." Li Shichun stretched out and leaned on the chair. "But you guards are so boring, you can't play anything."
"It's because the guards don't know how to play. It's obvious that you are playing both a prankster and a scoundrel. How can the three of you get confused?" Melinda turned on the ventilation system and said to Li Shifen.
"It's just entertainment, so what are you doing seriously? Or do you want to join us?" Li Shifen said with a playful smile as Melinda in front of him praised her face.
"Fuck you, we didn't come here to play mahjong with you this time." Melinda spit out golden lotus and raised a magic middle finger to Li Shifen.
"Yes, Mr. Yuge, we are here to talk to you this time, what are your conditions?" Colson said as he sat in front of Li Shifen.
Looking at the two people in front of him, Li Shifen also understood. It seemed that the director of S.H.I.E.L.D. had relented, otherwise they wouldn't have come to me so quickly.
"Well, since you asked the question sincerely, I will tell you with great mercy..." Before he could finish speaking, Li Shi saw the fierce gaze of the cavalry.
"Ahem, my conditions are very simple. First of all, I need an American citizenship. I can't always be a gangster?" Li Shifen said, lighting up a cigarette.
After hearing Li Shifen's first request, Coulson said that nationality and household registration are simple. With the strength of SHIELD, can't they make you an authentic American in minutes?
"Second, I can teach you magic, but not everyone can. You must know that those who fail the test of the temptation of strength will all become mentally ill." Li Shifen gave Colson a look, which is what you have seen kind of.
After listening to Li's second request, Coulson also expressed his understanding, "Well, indeed, if our agents all become madmen, Director Fury will skin me."
"Very well, the third requirement is that I will only serve as your advisor or teacher. You cannot force me to join the war unless I take the initiative to go." Li Shifen said, taking a sip from the cigarette in his hand.
"Well, yes, but we also have a request, that is, Director Fury will set up a team of superpowers, and he means that you want to join." Coulson said after listening to Li Shi's third request.
Li Shifen thought deeply, isn't that the Avengers? "Okay, but I want to know who is currently in this team?"
"Well... you may be the only one at the moment, but we are also trying our best to absorb Iron Man or Dr. Banner." Coulson said a little embarrassed.
"Okay, co-authoring it isn't worth it to me, but then again, don't you two want to join this so-called superpower team?" Li Shifen said.
"As I said before, I will teach you magic that is suitable for you, and you will be qualified to join the queue of superpowers." Li Shichen raised his head and glanced at Colson and Melinda.
After listening to Li Shifen's words, Coulson was unmoved, but Melinda's eyes flashed with determination. "So Mr. Yug, are you saying that you agree to our proposal?"
"Yes, Colson, but I also hope that you can join this team. After all, my magic is not for you to deal with cats and dogs." Looking at the two people in front of him, the mist of chaos condensed in Li Shifen's hands.
"And now...the power is in front of you." After speaking, Li Shifen condensed the mist in his hand into reality.
I saw Li Shifen placing a bracelet and ring composed of strange teeth, mouthparts and dense inscriptions on the table in front of him.
Yes, this is made up of the tentacles on the body composed of Yogg-Saron's limbs, and this is the unique corrosive equipment of the ancient god.
It is enchanted with weakened versions of the Twilight Cannon and the Endless Star respectively.
"Colson, Melinda, this is the meeting gift I prepared for you," Li Shichen explained to the two people in front of him.
"Colson, if you wear this ring, you can use the power of the stars. You can condense the energy of the stars from your hands, but it is only the size of a fist." After speaking, Li Shi looked at Melinda.
"Melinda, this bracelet contains the power of the void. It can release a terrifying beam of light in your hand. This power can help you tear apart all the enemies in front of you, but not now." After Li Shifen finished speaking, he looked at the two people.
"Don't look at me like that. There is a price to pay for any use of power. The mental strength of the two of you is too low, and it is difficult to use the true power of this equipment," Li Shifen explained.
"But I will teach you slowly in the future. You can take things away and think about them slowly, but don't leave them in front of others. I'm a little tired today and don't want to teach you." Li Shifen revealed his dissatisfaction with this room both in and out of his words.
Colson and Melinda looked at each other, put away the equipment in front of them and said, "Mr. Yug, we will arrange a new place for you, and you can have a good rest for a few days."
Melinda glanced at Li Shifen and said, "But we hope you won't go out and run around. We don't want to wipe your butt after you go crazy."
"Okay, okay, you are the boss and you have the final say." Li Shifen waved his hand and said, "But I think you should prepare more silk cards for me. I like this. If you smoke anything else, I cough."
Although Coulson and Melinda said it was okay, they didn't know how many times they complained to this yellow-haired bastard.
So our Comrade Li Shifen was finally released from prison. In the peaceful New York City, two agents found him a house.
If nothing else, they knew exactly what kind of underwear Li Shifen wore every day in this house.
The smoke-filled house prevented Li Shi from noticing the arrival of Colson and Melinda.
Li Shifen looked at his deck of cards seriously, and then shouted, "Three Yao Yi Straight!"
As soon as he finished speaking, a dark figure flashed over and overturned the table to the ground and said, "Asshole, are you so stupid? Not long after we left, you are now the king of gambling?"
Upon seeing this, Coulson slowly walked over, waved his hand at the smoke in front of him and said, "Mr. Yug, you are really leisurely and elegant, but can you let go of our poor prison guard?"
Seeing that they were two senior agents, Coulson and Melinda arrived, and Li Shifen also released the guards' control.
"Sorry! Sir." The prison guard stood in a row and said to Coulson and others.
"It's not your fault. Go down and rest, and call the replacement person over to replace you." After Coulson finished speaking, the early warning people left this place of right and wrong.
It feels like they smoked more secondhand smoke today than they smoked in a week.
"You guys are here, I'm almost bored to death." Li Shichun stretched out and leaned on the chair. "But you guards are so boring, you can't play anything."
"It's because the guards don't know how to play. It's obvious that you are playing both a prankster and a scoundrel. How can the three of you get confused?" Melinda turned on the ventilation system and said to Li Shifen.
"It's just entertainment, so what are you doing seriously? Or do you want to join us?" Li Shifen said with a playful smile as Melinda in front of him praised her face.
"Fuck you, we didn't come here to play mahjong with you this time." Melinda spit out golden lotus and raised a magic middle finger to Li Shifen.
"Yes, Mr. Yuge, we are here to talk to you this time, what are your conditions?" Colson said as he sat in front of Li Shifen.
Looking at the two people in front of him, Li Shifen also understood. It seemed that the director of S.H.I.E.L.D. had relented, otherwise they wouldn't have come to me so quickly.
"Well, since you asked the question sincerely, I will tell you with great mercy..." Before he could finish speaking, Li Shi saw the fierce gaze of the cavalry.
"Ahem, my conditions are very simple. First of all, I need an American citizenship. I can't always be a gangster?" Li Shifen said, lighting up a cigarette.
After hearing Li Shifen's first request, Coulson said that nationality and household registration are simple. With the strength of SHIELD, can't they make you an authentic American in minutes?
"Second, I can teach you magic, but not everyone can. You must know that those who fail the test of the temptation of strength will all become mentally ill." Li Shifen gave Colson a look, which is what you have seen kind of.
After listening to Li's second request, Coulson also expressed his understanding, "Well, indeed, if our agents all become madmen, Director Fury will skin me."
"Very well, the third requirement is that I will only serve as your advisor or teacher. You cannot force me to join the war unless I take the initiative to go." Li Shifen said, taking a sip from the cigarette in his hand.
"Well, yes, but we also have a request, that is, Director Fury will set up a team of superpowers, and he means that you want to join." Coulson said after listening to Li Shi's third request.
Li Shifen thought deeply, isn't that the Avengers? "Okay, but I want to know who is currently in this team?"
"Well... you may be the only one at the moment, but we are also trying our best to absorb Iron Man or Dr. Banner." Coulson said a little embarrassed.
"Okay, co-authoring it isn't worth it to me, but then again, don't you two want to join this so-called superpower team?" Li Shifen said.
"As I said before, I will teach you magic that is suitable for you, and you will be qualified to join the queue of superpowers." Li Shichen raised his head and glanced at Colson and Melinda.
After listening to Li Shifen's words, Coulson was unmoved, but Melinda's eyes flashed with determination. "So Mr. Yug, are you saying that you agree to our proposal?"
"Yes, Colson, but I also hope that you can join this team. After all, my magic is not for you to deal with cats and dogs." Looking at the two people in front of him, the mist of chaos condensed in Li Shifen's hands.
"And now...the power is in front of you." After speaking, Li Shifen condensed the mist in his hand into reality.
I saw Li Shifen placing a bracelet and ring composed of strange teeth, mouthparts and dense inscriptions on the table in front of him.
Yes, this is made up of the tentacles on the body composed of Yogg-Saron's limbs, and this is the unique corrosive equipment of the ancient god.
It is enchanted with weakened versions of the Twilight Cannon and the Endless Star respectively.
"Colson, Melinda, this is the meeting gift I prepared for you," Li Shichen explained to the two people in front of him.
"Colson, if you wear this ring, you can use the power of the stars. You can condense the energy of the stars from your hands, but it is only the size of a fist." After speaking, Li Shi looked at Melinda.
"Melinda, this bracelet contains the power of the void. It can release a terrifying beam of light in your hand. This power can help you tear apart all the enemies in front of you, but not now." After Li Shifen finished speaking, he looked at the two people.
"Don't look at me like that. There is a price to pay for any use of power. The mental strength of the two of you is too low, and it is difficult to use the true power of this equipment," Li Shifen explained.
"But I will teach you slowly in the future. You can take things away and think about them slowly, but don't leave them in front of others. I'm a little tired today and don't want to teach you." Li Shifen revealed his dissatisfaction with this room both in and out of his words.
Colson and Melinda looked at each other, put away the equipment in front of them and said, "Mr. Yug, we will arrange a new place for you, and you can have a good rest for a few days."
Melinda glanced at Li Shifen and said, "But we hope you won't go out and run around. We don't want to wipe your butt after you go crazy."
"Okay, okay, you are the boss and you have the final say." Li Shifen waved his hand and said, "But I think you should prepare more silk cards for me. I like this. If you smoke anything else, I cough."
Although Coulson and Melinda said it was okay, they didn't know how many times they complained to this yellow-haired bastard.
So our Comrade Li Shifen was finally released from prison. In the peaceful New York City, two agents found him a house.
If nothing else, they knew exactly what kind of underwear Li Shifen wore every day in this house.
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