Yogg-Saron in the Marvel Universe
Chapter 22: If I tell you, you may not believe me
The two were taken to Jane's residence, and they took out the relics of their ex-boyfriends and put them on. Although Li Shifen and Thor had fought just now, they had become strangers without fighting.
Thor felt that this mortal could actually challenge him in a duel without losing any chance.
Li Shifen felt that although there was something wrong with Bi's brain, who made him a member of the protagonist team? Whether he can take root in Asgard in the future depends on whether Thor and Loki can get along well.
Although I have great confidence in Loki's mentality, this God of Thunder, who only thinks about his father and thinks about his muscles, really has no confidence at all.
So Li Shi gritted his teeth and decided that Asgard would be better off in the future.
At this time, when the two of them were changing clothes, Daisy, who was sitting next to her, looked at Li Shifen and Thor without blinking an eye and said, "Thinking about it, these two beggars are really handsome."
Thor, a blond hunk with eight-pack abs, is as strong as a mighty lion.
Although Li Shifen on the side is not as powerful as Thor, he is good-looking. His big orchid eyes are breathtaking, as if he can suck people in at any time.
Thor smiled sheepishly, then looked at Li Shichun and said, "See, a real man should be as powerful as me."
Thor spared no effort to show off his majestic muscles to Li Shifen, and told him that only such a strong body could bring glory to his ancestors.
Rather than acting like a sissy, her long hair needs to be tied into a braid.
"Oh? Do you have a brain full of muscles like you? Is there a possibility that even if you have a strong body, you can't bring glory to your ancestors." Li Shifen glanced at it and handed over the gift from Daisy. He put on his shirt and said.
After listening to Li Shifen's words, Thor did not quarrel with him because he indeed failed to bring glory to his ancestors and father.
Even because of his own recklessness, he almost led to an unnecessary war.And he was also exiled to this planet.
Looking at the two silent people, Jian said, "How about we go have a drink? Let's talk about what's going on with you two?"
When it comes to drinking, Thor, a stinky wine putty, his eyes suddenly light up, "Okay, I want to drink ten drinks!"
Hearing Jian's suggestion, Li Shifen and Dr. Eric, who were sitting nearby, also agreed. Daisy naturally had no objections. After all, the two handsome guys are so eye-catching. If you take a few pictures and send them to Xiaolanniao, you might be able to get them. Isn’t it beautiful to be careful about blockbusters?
So everyone immediately set off to the tavern in the town. Thor was silently looking out the window, or rather the sky outside the window.
"I can see that you are worried. Could it be that strong men also have sadness?" Li Shifen, who was leaning on the chair, said seriously.
Hearing Li Shifen's question, Eric and others in the car also became interested.
But just when Thor was about to speak, Li Shifen shut Thor's mouth with his fingers, "Okay, I don't want to hear it. When you get to the tavern later, you can tell us what you're unhappy about and make us happy."
The atmosphere was tense at first, but suddenly it felt as uncomfortable as holding back the shit. Looking at Li Shifen's serious face, I always felt that he looked mean.
Thor was so angry that his teeth itched with anger. How could this bastard be as mean as Loki? If it hadn't been for the fact that he hadn't heard that he had other brothers, he would have even thought that the blond man in front of him (himself too) was the same as him. She and Loki were born from the same child.
But thinking of this, Thor suddenly had an idea in his mind and said to Li Shifen, "Hey, actually I have a secret to tell you, and only you can know it."
"What secret?" Li Shifen asked innocently.
"It's a very big secret. If you put your ears over, I'll tell you quietly." At this time, Thor said to Li Shifen with a smile and a sincere (and naive) look on his face.
"Okay, just say it, I'm listening."
Thor leaned into Li Shifen's ear with a smirk on his face and said, "You are such an idiot."
After Li Shifen finished speaking, the company immediately went dark. He never expected that the group in front of him would also learn bad things.
The whole car burst into laughter. After all, this kind of joke was still very funny when told by Thor, and Li Shifen could only conjure up a magic middle finger to express his dissatisfaction at Thor.
After a while, Jane took Thor and others to a small restaurant in the town.
“Boss, let’s have three draft beers, the biggest one.”
The food in the tavern was served quickly, and soon the food Daisy ordered and the beer Jane ordered for Thor and others were brought to the table.
Li Shi, who hadn't had a drink for a long time, and Thor, who drank beer as water in Asgard, both had red eyes. They picked up the wine glasses and started spinning them regardless of the contemptuous looks of the people around them.
Even Li Shifen, who just said Thor was a stinky wine putty, picked up the large wine glass on the table and started drinking.
Seeing Li Shifen on the side drinking wine, Thor was not to be outdone and drank all the wine in his glass. After drinking, he used the traditional skills of his hometown.
That's right, he picked up the wine glass and smashed it on the ground.
The sound of the broken wine glass startled Li Shifen next to him. He didn't swallow a sip of wine and sprayed it on Dr. Eric's face. He thought that this guy wouldn't drink some horse urine to get bolder, so he planned to do it for me directly.I just scolded him a few words, "It's the worst thing to do."
At this time, Thor, who had drunk wine, shouted "One more drink!"
Jane, who was opposite him, couldn't stand it anymore and said to Thor, "What are you doing? Why are you throwing the glass? Is it because the wine doesn't taste good?"
Thor looked at Jane with a puzzled expression and said, "It tastes good. When my hometown drinks a delicious wine, they will break the glass to show respect. So can I have another glass?"
Listening to Thor's explanation, everyone was speechless. Where is this? If it tastes good, just throw someone else's cup.If you think this house looks good, does it have to be demolished?
"Of course you can have another drink if it tastes good, but please don't throw the glass. This behavior is very rude here."
After speaking, Jane told the staff that it was just an accident and gave Thor another beer.
"So now, can you two talk about your origins?" Jane said softly to Thor after Thor attracted everyone's attention.
"You may not believe it, but I am actually the God of Thunder from Asgard. I came here because I made some mistakes..." Thor said silently, then raised his head and looked at Jane, Daisy and others who were speechless.
"What I said is true, don't believe it."
Listening to Thor's explanation, Li Shifen suddenly felt unusually speechless. Who would believe such words?Did you forget all about my cleverness in the trick just now? You drank a glass of beer?
"Okay, Thor, let's just believe what you say. What about you? What's your situation?" Jane said as she looked at Li Shifen.
Looking at Jane's question, Li Shifen silently explained, "You may not believe it... In fact, I am a god from New York... You can call me Yog, Mr. Yog-Salon."
After Li Shifen finished speaking, he wanted to give himself a slap in the face. How could such words come out of his own mouth.
As an acting officer (consultant) of the Ancient God and S.H.I.E.L.D., such words are too untechnical.
"Okay, okay, Mr. Yuge, you'd better turn off the mic. You two are so weak." Jane and others covered their faces. They were encountering so many people every day.
A god from Asgard and a god from New York, then am I the god from New Mexico?This is too outrageous. How could such a feeble explanation be said?
Thor felt that this mortal could actually challenge him in a duel without losing any chance.
Li Shifen felt that although there was something wrong with Bi's brain, who made him a member of the protagonist team? Whether he can take root in Asgard in the future depends on whether Thor and Loki can get along well.
Although I have great confidence in Loki's mentality, this God of Thunder, who only thinks about his father and thinks about his muscles, really has no confidence at all.
So Li Shi gritted his teeth and decided that Asgard would be better off in the future.
At this time, when the two of them were changing clothes, Daisy, who was sitting next to her, looked at Li Shifen and Thor without blinking an eye and said, "Thinking about it, these two beggars are really handsome."
Thor, a blond hunk with eight-pack abs, is as strong as a mighty lion.
Although Li Shifen on the side is not as powerful as Thor, he is good-looking. His big orchid eyes are breathtaking, as if he can suck people in at any time.
Thor smiled sheepishly, then looked at Li Shichun and said, "See, a real man should be as powerful as me."
Thor spared no effort to show off his majestic muscles to Li Shifen, and told him that only such a strong body could bring glory to his ancestors.
Rather than acting like a sissy, her long hair needs to be tied into a braid.
"Oh? Do you have a brain full of muscles like you? Is there a possibility that even if you have a strong body, you can't bring glory to your ancestors." Li Shifen glanced at it and handed over the gift from Daisy. He put on his shirt and said.
After listening to Li Shifen's words, Thor did not quarrel with him because he indeed failed to bring glory to his ancestors and father.
Even because of his own recklessness, he almost led to an unnecessary war.And he was also exiled to this planet.
Looking at the two silent people, Jian said, "How about we go have a drink? Let's talk about what's going on with you two?"
When it comes to drinking, Thor, a stinky wine putty, his eyes suddenly light up, "Okay, I want to drink ten drinks!"
Hearing Jian's suggestion, Li Shifen and Dr. Eric, who were sitting nearby, also agreed. Daisy naturally had no objections. After all, the two handsome guys are so eye-catching. If you take a few pictures and send them to Xiaolanniao, you might be able to get them. Isn’t it beautiful to be careful about blockbusters?
So everyone immediately set off to the tavern in the town. Thor was silently looking out the window, or rather the sky outside the window.
"I can see that you are worried. Could it be that strong men also have sadness?" Li Shifen, who was leaning on the chair, said seriously.
Hearing Li Shifen's question, Eric and others in the car also became interested.
But just when Thor was about to speak, Li Shifen shut Thor's mouth with his fingers, "Okay, I don't want to hear it. When you get to the tavern later, you can tell us what you're unhappy about and make us happy."
The atmosphere was tense at first, but suddenly it felt as uncomfortable as holding back the shit. Looking at Li Shifen's serious face, I always felt that he looked mean.
Thor was so angry that his teeth itched with anger. How could this bastard be as mean as Loki? If it hadn't been for the fact that he hadn't heard that he had other brothers, he would have even thought that the blond man in front of him (himself too) was the same as him. She and Loki were born from the same child.
But thinking of this, Thor suddenly had an idea in his mind and said to Li Shifen, "Hey, actually I have a secret to tell you, and only you can know it."
"What secret?" Li Shifen asked innocently.
"It's a very big secret. If you put your ears over, I'll tell you quietly." At this time, Thor said to Li Shifen with a smile and a sincere (and naive) look on his face.
"Okay, just say it, I'm listening."
Thor leaned into Li Shifen's ear with a smirk on his face and said, "You are such an idiot."
After Li Shifen finished speaking, the company immediately went dark. He never expected that the group in front of him would also learn bad things.
The whole car burst into laughter. After all, this kind of joke was still very funny when told by Thor, and Li Shifen could only conjure up a magic middle finger to express his dissatisfaction at Thor.
After a while, Jane took Thor and others to a small restaurant in the town.
“Boss, let’s have three draft beers, the biggest one.”
The food in the tavern was served quickly, and soon the food Daisy ordered and the beer Jane ordered for Thor and others were brought to the table.
Li Shi, who hadn't had a drink for a long time, and Thor, who drank beer as water in Asgard, both had red eyes. They picked up the wine glasses and started spinning them regardless of the contemptuous looks of the people around them.
Even Li Shifen, who just said Thor was a stinky wine putty, picked up the large wine glass on the table and started drinking.
Seeing Li Shifen on the side drinking wine, Thor was not to be outdone and drank all the wine in his glass. After drinking, he used the traditional skills of his hometown.
That's right, he picked up the wine glass and smashed it on the ground.
The sound of the broken wine glass startled Li Shifen next to him. He didn't swallow a sip of wine and sprayed it on Dr. Eric's face. He thought that this guy wouldn't drink some horse urine to get bolder, so he planned to do it for me directly.I just scolded him a few words, "It's the worst thing to do."
At this time, Thor, who had drunk wine, shouted "One more drink!"
Jane, who was opposite him, couldn't stand it anymore and said to Thor, "What are you doing? Why are you throwing the glass? Is it because the wine doesn't taste good?"
Thor looked at Jane with a puzzled expression and said, "It tastes good. When my hometown drinks a delicious wine, they will break the glass to show respect. So can I have another glass?"
Listening to Thor's explanation, everyone was speechless. Where is this? If it tastes good, just throw someone else's cup.If you think this house looks good, does it have to be demolished?
"Of course you can have another drink if it tastes good, but please don't throw the glass. This behavior is very rude here."
After speaking, Jane told the staff that it was just an accident and gave Thor another beer.
"So now, can you two talk about your origins?" Jane said softly to Thor after Thor attracted everyone's attention.
"You may not believe it, but I am actually the God of Thunder from Asgard. I came here because I made some mistakes..." Thor said silently, then raised his head and looked at Jane, Daisy and others who were speechless.
"What I said is true, don't believe it."
Listening to Thor's explanation, Li Shifen suddenly felt unusually speechless. Who would believe such words?Did you forget all about my cleverness in the trick just now? You drank a glass of beer?
"Okay, Thor, let's just believe what you say. What about you? What's your situation?" Jane said as she looked at Li Shifen.
Looking at Jane's question, Li Shifen silently explained, "You may not believe it... In fact, I am a god from New York... You can call me Yog, Mr. Yog-Salon."
After Li Shifen finished speaking, he wanted to give himself a slap in the face. How could such words come out of his own mouth.
As an acting officer (consultant) of the Ancient God and S.H.I.E.L.D., such words are too untechnical.
"Okay, okay, Mr. Yuge, you'd better turn off the mic. You two are so weak." Jane and others covered their faces. They were encountering so many people every day.
A god from Asgard and a god from New York, then am I the god from New Mexico?This is too outrageous. How could such a feeble explanation be said?
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