Douluo: As a nanny, it's reasonable to bring a sniper

PS: Let me be the first to say that this chapter is purely for entertainment and does not mean to slander Mr. Kong.

It's just a meme on a certain audio channel. If you want to see more, go to a certain audio channel and search for "桡语". It's quite interesting.

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Just when Xiao Wu was about to feel ashamed.

Behind the two of them.

Suddenly there was a cry of grief and anger.

"what!!"

"Luo Hao! Xiao Wu!!"

"Ahhhhh!!"

"you!"

"You are stealing food behind my back!!"

Luo Hao and Xiao Wu were shocked.

The two turned their heads and saw Ning Rongrong's eyes were red.

Looking at them angrily.

"ah!"

"Rongrong!"

"Why did you come out!"

"You misunderstood, we don't have ??????"

Xiao Wu blushed.

He hurriedly broke away from Luo Hao's hands.

Somewhat at a loss.

"I do not care!!"

"I also want!!"

"Luo Hao, you can't be partial!!"

Ning Rongrong made a fierce swoop and directly pressed Luo Hao to the ground.

He pinched Luo Hao's neck fiercely.

Nai said angrily: "Tell me, you bad guy, what did you do to Xiao Wu! I want it too!"

Luo Hao:??????

"You want a P??????"

"I don't have bunny ears??????"

Luo Hao reluctantly pulled Ning Rongrong's hand away and muttered.

"Yeah??????Rabbit ears,\\\"

Ning Rongrong turned around and saw the two rabbit ears standing high on Xiao Wu's head??????

In her mind, she suddenly remembered some strange ways of playing that she had overheard.

His face turned red instantly.

Body temperature rises sharply.

Almost exploded.

“??????What’s worse now????My life is at stake??????”

Luo Hao secretly thought something was wrong.

Ready to run away.

But I heard Ning Rongrong say resentfully: "Then???? Then next time I'll find someone to customize a bunny ear head office???????"

"Ah????"

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a few days later.

Shrek Academy playground.

Flanders lay on his lounge chair, squinting his eyes, basking in the sun, and fell asleep.

Luo Hao is responsible for training a group of students.

Really these days.

Flanders had had enough.

Because every time he taught, he would be severely criticized by Luo Hao.

It makes these students somewhat doubtful about life.

Flanders finally couldn't help it.

Finally let it go.

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now.

on the playground.

A group of students stood in a row.

Listen to Luo Hao's lecture.

The one who was most reluctant was Dai Mubai.

Luo Hao beat him five times before he obeyed.

Luo Hao stood on a small stone and started his lecture today.

"Okay, today we will continue to learn "Wangyu""

"Legend has it that "The Whispering Language" was a rule created by a level 99 Douluo named "Confucian Douluo" thousands of years ago."

"It is said that the Douluo named 'Confucian' never uses soul power."

"His body is as broad as a giant beast, and the muscles on his body can be condensed into the words "virtue" and "benevolence"!"

"One punch with bare hands can smash a 10-year-old soul beast into rubble??????"

Luo Hao spoke slowly.

Everyone listened fascinated.

But they finally knew.

Luo Hao never uses soul power or martial arts when dueling with others.

He must have obtained the true biography of the "Confucian Douluo".

"Tang San!"

"To!"

"You tell me."

【A gentleman is not powerful if he is not serious】

"What means?"

"Um??????"

Tang San thought for a while.

Only then did he say:

"I think it is, if a gentleman is not dignified, he cannot establish prestige,"

"Brother Luo, is this what you mean?"

In his previous life, Tang San studied hidden weapons.

I came into contact with countless ancient books.

Knowledgeable.

So I think there should be no problem in interpreting it.

Everyone heard Tang San's explanation.

Everyone felt that there was no problem.

Even Flanders admired in his heart.

This kid Tang San has a lot of knowledge.

"wrong!"

It’s just that no one expected it.

Luo Hao rejected Tang San's answer.

"Big mistake!"

"The meaning of this sentence is - a gentleman cannot establish his prestige unless he takes heavy action!!"

"You are soul masters!"

"The most important thing for a soul master is strength!"

"With strength, who can talk about solemn etiquette!"

Luo Hao said as if he hated iron.

Luo Hao finished speaking.

Everyone was stunned.

"I've told you all, that 'Confucian Douluo' likes to convince people with virtue the most!"

"Do you understand how to convince people with virtue?"

"Boss Luo, what is "De"??????"

At this moment, Ma Hongjun raised his hand cautiously and asked.

"Oh, didn't I explain?"

"'De' is the martial spirit of the 'Confucian Douluo'."

"It is said that the 'Confucian Douluo' has a total of nine soul rings, and they are all at the 10-year level."

"As soon as the martial spirit of "De" comes out, all nations will surrender!"

"This is to convince people with virtue."

Luo Hao explained.

Everyone:??????

"Okay, next sentence."

【Do unto others, do not impose on others! 】

"I know, I know!" Ning Rongrong raised her hands.

"Oh? What do you mean?"

"If you don't like it, don't impose it on others." Ning Rongrong said with a smile.

She seemed to have heard this from one of her teachers.

Ning Rongrong was very proud, waiting for Luo Hao's praise.

"Well, you can actually explain it this way."

"But it's still a lot worse."

Luo Hao shook his head.

"Ah???????What does that mean?" Ning Rongrong tilted her head and asked.

"The meaning of this sentence is - if you are not happy, don't be violent to others!"

"Although 'Confucian Douluo' is the strongest person in the world, he can still reason with others before beating them."

"And he won't kill people indiscriminately."

"This is his cultivation!"

"You must study hard!"

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one morning.

Luo Haodu is teaching everyone "Whispering Language".

Everyone benefits greatly.

"what?"

"Is that Oscar guy so absent?"

Just when Luo Hao was about to finish class.

Only then did I realize that one person was missing.

Everyone was ashamed.

There are only 7 people in total.

One person is missing, you just realized it now.

"Needless to say, that idiot must be sleeping in again." Dai Mubai curled his lips and said.

"Brother Luo!"

"Huchi-huchi-"

Just when Luo Hao was preparing for the next stage of training.

A small figure came running from a distance.

Of course it’s Oscar.

Oscar was out of breath after just running for a while.

Apparently the kidneys are bad.

"Well, Oscar, you are very good. You dare to be late even though you know it's me who is in class."

"It seems that my "benevolence, justice and morality" still can't convince you."

Luo Hao laughed ferociously.

The veins on the arm popped.

vaguely.

The back of the left hand forms the character "德".

The back of the right hand forms the character "Ren".

Oscar saw Luo Hao's appearance.

Frightened.

I knew I was going to get beaten again.

Then he shouted loudly:

"Don't fight, don't fight, I??????I have broken through to level 30!!"

Oscar finished.

Everyone was taken aback.

"what!!"

"Have you really broken through to level [-]?"

Flanders from afar came to Oscar in an instant and exclaimed.

????????????