Traveling Frog Goofing Around in the Marvel Universe

"Fuck!"

Bai Ye burst into foul language.

This is really Thor from a hundred thousand bad jokes!

Odin's adopted son.

Shiba Inu Thor.

So what is the situation in front of us?

Gou Ri's frog cub, I haven't heard from you for so long, and I made such a thing out of him as soon as I came here!

Although Thor...is a Shiba Inu, he is also a god after all, the god of thunder, and he can fight Athena back and forth with a Thor's hammer.

——In the world of [-] cold jokes, in the vast universe, gods are races with advanced technology, such as Zeus in Greek mythology, Nuwa in Chinese mythology, Hong Qigong (Odin) in Nordic mythology, and "Laura" in Egyptian mythology. "The four gods rule the universe together.So don't look at the ten cold world as a funny world, but to be able to rule the universe, no matter what, there are a few tricks!

In other words, Shiba Inu Thor is a big problem.

He is also planning to take the plane from Los Angeles tomorrow morning and go back to China for a few laps. Now that Thor is here, how can he go surfing?

What if trouble explodes in Huaxia?

There is no doubt that the plan to return to China must be postponed.

"I don't know what kind of temper this Thor is like?"

Bai Ye thought for a while, and tentatively opened his mouth:

"that……"

With a serious face, Thor pressed the button on his body again:

"I am Thor!"

white night:"……"

What if there is a language barrier?

Although he can speak Chinese, Japanese, English, and some French, German, Korean, Russian...but he can't speak dog language at all!

——With the blessing of [Dragon Ball] and [Heart of Consonance], Bai Ye's learning ability has also reached a very good level.

Tangled in the white night.

Thor can't speak, how to communicate with Thor?

——Thor is cute and strong, the only drawback is that he can't speak.So his father Odin prepared three buttons for him, as long as he pressed the button, he could say a sentence or two: "I am Thor", and "For the glory of the North God".

Seeing Bai Ye's appearance, Thor frowned with a serious expression, bared his teeth, and the hammer in his hand condensed lightning, and the arc flickered.

Bai Ye probably understood what Thor meant. He was suddenly teleported to a strange place. Even if the artist was bold, he would definitely want to find out what happened.

But threatening me with force?

How could he be used to Thor.

Bai Ye rubbed the space ring, and a tennis ball appeared in his hand.

He tosses the tennis ball:

"Thor, good dog, go pick it up!"

"Wang Wang!"

Thor put down the hammer in an instant, sat on the ground with four feet, opened his big round eyes, and let out a cry of excitement.

Then he turned around and went to pick up the tennis ball thrown by Bai Ye.

He took the tennis ball back and put it in Bai Ye's hands.

Sitting in front of Bai Ye, he looked at Bai Ye expectantly, his tail wagging happily.

"Good dog!"

Bai Ye conveniently licked Thor.

Thor showed a look of enjoyment on his face.

"Although he is Thor, he is still a dog!" Bai Ye couldn't help but sigh in his heart: "If this is the case, then it will be much easier to deal with."

While stroking Thor, Bai Ye explained what happened to the frog cub:

"...So, that frog is crazy. Although I am its nominal master, it won't obey any of my orders at all."

"It sent you to this other universe. You may not be able to go back for the time being. You need to stay here for a while."

"But don't worry, there was a Maoshan Taoist in front of you who was also sent by it, and after a while, he was sent back. You still have a certain hope to go back, just wait patiently for a while."

"As its nominal owner, I also have certain responsibilities, so during this period of time, your food, clothing, housing and transportation should all be covered by me!"

After Bai Ye let go of his hand, Tolton immediately returned to his normal state, facing Bai Ye angrily:

"Wang Wang Wang!"

white night:"……"

He really can't understand dog language!

"I am Thor!"

"I am Thor!"

"I am Thor!"

"..."

Are you protesting Frogbaby, the guy who sent it into this world, or are you saying that you shouldn't lick it?

He really can't understand it!

Bai Ye sighed, he had no other choice, and threw the tennis ball in his hand again.

simply.

He called the hotel staff and asked them to help buy some dog toys.

Huaxia can't go back for the time being.

Bai Ye refunded the ticket and bought another ticket to return to New York tomorrow.

……

The next day.

When Bai Ye took the morning flight back to New York.

Immediately rushed to his safe house.

Inside the safe house.

There are almost a pile of dog toys, let Thor swim in the ocean of toys, looking at the expression on his face, it should feel that the dog life has reached its peak.

Bai Ye also breathed a sigh of relief.

Thanks to my wit.

Know how to use Thor's weakness against it.

Otherwise, if you let him run out and mess around, it will probably be very troublesome.

Bai Ye drove the car and took Thor back to the Amway Bamboo House.

"Bai Ye, why are you back?" Aunt Mei was very surprised when she saw Bai Ye: "Didn't you say that you are going back to China for a while?"

——Bai Ye had made arrangements before, and asked Aunt Mei to watch the store with the anti-predator armor, and notify him immediately if there was anything.

"Don't mention it, things have changed a bit, and I won't be returning to Huaxia for the time being."

Bai Ye sighed.

Opened the car door.

Slipped Thor down.

"Wow, what a cute dog!"

When Aunt Mei saw Thor, she was immediately mesmerized by Thor's appearance. She reached out to take it from Bai Ye's hand, rubbed it hard, and then kissed it on the forehead.

"Bai Ye, is this the dog you bought for me?"

Bai Ye: "If so, that's fine."

Thor desperately pushed away Aunt May's arms, jumped down, stood on both feet, with a serious face, and pressed the button on his body:

"I am Thor!"

Aunt Mei: "..."

She looked at Bai Ye suspiciously:

"Did you buy it a recording toy?"

"And this dog can still stand."

"Even its expression is so serious... so smart!"

"Mei, what I'm going to tell you next may be difficult for you to accept, but I'm not lying to you!" Bai Ye said, "It's not an ordinary dog, but the legendary... Thor, the God of Thunder, is it? god!"

Aunt May: "???"

Seeing Aunt Mei acting like you're teasing me, Bai Ye sighed:

"Thor, show her a hand!"

"Wang Wang!"

Thor held Thor's Hammer behind his back in his hand, with a solemn expression, and raised it up.

In an instant.

Thunder and lightning converge, electric snakes wave, and solitary light flickers.

Bai Ye spread her hands: "You should believe it now, right?"

"What do I believe!" Aunt Mei said, "Isn't it your ability to discharge electricity!? You just gave the dog an assist, right?"

Aunt Mei has seen Bai Ye's ability to release the thunderous fruit, and even... she has experienced it herself.

Bai Ye, who ate the thunderous fruit, is like the element of thunder itself, who can control his own discharge at will, even in the air.

Therefore, as long as the dog assumes the posture of raising the hammer, and Bai Ye helps it create a scene of lightning gathering in the air, it can achieve the effect of the arc running wildly.

Bai Ye was helpless: "I even gave up my plan to go to China and returned to New York. Do you think I came here specifically to lie to you with such a trivial matter?"

Aunt Mei still believed what Bai Ye said.

Even if it's very unreliable.

——Aunt May is an atheist. She doesn’t believe in the existence of God at all, so why would she believe in a very cute yellow puppy, the legendary Thor?

Bai Ye also explained that Thor, the god of thunder, is not a creator god like God, but a powerful alien race. It is right to understand it as aliens.

"That's it..."

Aunt Mei reached out and touched Thor's head:

"It's no wonder that his expression has always been serious, and he looks like a human being!"

After wondering about Thor for a while, Aunt Mei got up and asked, "Look, it's almost noon, what do you want to eat, I'll make it for you!"

Parker eats at school at noon and won't come back. If Aunt Mei is the only one in the house, then lunch will be much easier. Just order a bowl of noodles. Now Bai Ye has come back and brought guests...Kegou , Of course I want to make something delicious!

Bai Ye thought for a while: "Let's make some saliva fish!"

How long Thor will stay here, Bai Ye can't be sure, because he has been left in this Marvel world by the frog cub for more than two years, and he can't go back to his own world!

Uncle Jiu was lucky, and was soon sent back by the frog cub.

Therefore, during the time Thor lives here, if Aunt May is allowed to eat delicious food and establish a good relationship with him, then Aunt May's safety will be more secure.

With the power of Thor, in this Marvel world, he can be regarded as a very powerful superhero, right?

Like green goblins, vultures, and horrors, Thor isn't one with a hammer!

"OK!"

Aunt Mei has been with Bai Ye for more than a year. In order to take care of Bai Ye's taste, she taught herself a lot of Chinese dishes!

With Bai Ye taking care of Thor, Aunt Mei went to the vegetable market to buy vegetables.

This is Chinatown, so it's very convenient to buy groceries, and Aunt Mei will be back soon.

I bought two silver carp and some seasonings for making saliva fish.

Seeing Thor playing with toys, Bai Ye looked very happy, so he also went to the kitchen to help Aunt Mei cook.

Such as the work of sliced ​​fish.

Bai Ye's knife skills are also practiced, it is very effective for chopping people, and it is also good for slicing fish, it will cut the fish into pieces quickly.

"so……"

Aunt Mei marinated the sliced ​​fish with salt and cooking wine:

"Did you have a good time at the Tony Stark party last night?"

As for how Thor was picked up, Aunt Mei was sensible enough not to ask.

"It's okay, but some guys who look down on people with a dog's eyes are very annoying." Bai Ye said: "You also know that Tony's friends are either rich or expensive. I am in the middle, and I am simply out of place."

—like that guy named Billings.

Aunt Mei added water and starch, mixed the taste evenly, and said in surprise:

"You are Tony's good friend, those guys, do they still despise you!?"

By the side, Bai Ye chopped the fried peanuts into fine pieces, minced the fermented soybeans, minced shallots, garlic, and ginger, and said:

"Forging iron has to be hard on your own. If your own strength is not good enough, it doesn't matter whose friend you are!"

"Actually, it doesn't matter. What is the upper class, but it's all turned upside down. What is the upper class and the lower class is the torrent of society, and the blind stream of civilization is all uninfluential...or even dirty."

Aunt Mei put oil in the pot, heated it to [-]% heat, then poured in tempeh, minced ginger, and minced garlic to fry until fragrant, and nodded:

"I agree with this. If you don't belong to your own circle, don't force yourself into it. You'd better go less to Tony Stark's official banquet in the future."

"Ah this..."

Bai Ye paused.

Aunt Mei looked up at him suspiciously:

"Didn't you say that someone looks down on you, where else can you get something?"

"cough!"

Bai Yeqing coughed and said:

"It's mainly Tony. He kindly invited me. It would be too embarrassing not to go, but don't worry, I will try to reduce the number of times I go."

Aunt Mei poured the fried ginger, garlic, tempeh, red pepper, pepper oil, sesame oil, and fried peanuts into a large bowl.

Bai Ye took the bowl, added salt, monosodium glutamate, sugar, soy sauce, vinegar, and stirred evenly to make a sauce.

"By the way, during my absence, nothing happened, right? For example, there are strangers wandering around or something?"

Bai Ye hurriedly changed the subject.

Aunt Mei put oil in the pan, heated it up to [-]% hot, then put in the fish fillets and fried them until cooked through:

"should not."

"That's good."

Bai Ye nodded.

There was gossip.

When the fish fillets are cooked, Aunt Mei takes them out and drains the oil, then puts them into a bowl.

Pour over the seasoning that Bai Ye just made, and then sprinkle with cooked sesame seeds and chopped green onions.

Mix well again.

In this way, a saliva fish was made.

Two people and one dog sat at the dining table to eat.

"Thor, you are a guest from afar, how about trying my cooking skills?"

Aunt Mei greeted warmly.

The main thing is that Thor is too cute.

Who can say no to a serious Shiba Inu?

Thor tasted the fish fillet, and it was numb, spicy, fragrant, and fresh. It can be said that it is numb and refreshing, and the fish taste is fresh and tender.

After taking a sip, my eyes lit up immediately.

"If you like it, eat more!"

Aunt May laughed.

A meal is a feast for the guests and the host.

Bai Ye and Thor were lying on the sofa watching TV, while Aunt Mei was cleaning up the dishes.

"Thor, isn't this food good?"

Bai Ye put his arms around Thor and said:

"From now on, you can live here with peace of mind. Once there is news about that dog... that guy, I will be able to rule you and send you back as soon as possible."

If you can use food to win over a strong bodyguard for Aunt Mei, then it will undoubtedly be profitable.

"I am Thor!"

"For the glory of the Northern God!"

Thor looked serious.

Just looking at his appearance, Bai Ye didn't know what he was talking about, so he added:

"The food in our family is no worse than this."

Thorton's eyes lit up all of a sudden, he stuck out his tongue, and smirked.

Thor will never be a slave, except with food and shelter!

"May, are you home?"

Just as Bai Ye was talking to Thor, the blond Sharon Carter walked into the Amway House again.

Walked in.

It's Sharon Carter who just discovered White Nights:

"Mr. Bai Ye, you are here!"

In fact, S.H.I.E.L.D. learned that Bai Ye was planning to go back to China, but turned around and realized something was wrong, so they came to Sharon Carter to check on the situation.

"Ok!"

Bai Ye smiled and nodded.

At the same time whispered to Thor:

"This woman is a veterinarian, the kind who specializes in sterilizing pets, so don't get close to her, and don't let her find out about your abnormality, or if she becomes interested in you..."

Thorton trembled all over.

Pet sterilization or something is the most annoying thing.

And Thor is not the single-minded Thor of Asgard. He is very sensible. For example, when he is caught by the Egyptian god Ra, he will give up his dignity as a dog and disguise himself as a cat.

"Mr. Bai Ye, do you have a dog?"

Sharon Carter looked at Thordao beside Bai Ye in surprise.

"Yes, my friend is in foster care with me."

Bai Ye replied with a smile.

It's not a problem to let this woman come here all day long to inquire about my situation. It seems that I should give full play to my strengths as soon as possible, sleep with this woman, and try to instigate her!