Traveling Frog Goofing Around in the Marvel Universe

The plane lifted off smoothly.

Bai Ye also took out his mobile phone with airplane mode turned on, and played some stand-alone games.

The plane suddenly jolted up.

"what happened?"

"It should have encountered a draft."

Little Lolita Tongtong looked at Bai Ye who was calmly playing with her mobile phone beside her, and asked curiously:

"Uncle, are you not afraid at all?"

Bai Ye: "What's there to be afraid of? I've already gotten used to it! And uncle told you a secret, don't tell others!"

Little Lolita looked very interested: "What secret?"

Sure enough, gossip is the nature of human beings, even little lolitas are no exception.

Bai Ye: "That means uncle can fly, even if there is any accident, nothing will happen."

Little Loli: "Uncle, you are lying to me. It is impossible for humans to fly!"

Bai Ye: "Haha, I didn't expect the kids these days to be so smart? It seems that I really can't fool you kids."

Yang Hui, the stewardess serving passengers in the aircraft cabin, also said quickly:

"Don't worry everyone, the plane just encountered strong air currents, please fasten your seat belts to prevent turbulence."

Passengers in the cabin have their own attitudes.

"Husband, we didn't encounter this kind of situation last time we got on the plane. Will there be any problems?"

"No! The average probability of an airplane crash is one in 20, which is much lower than the probability of a car accident! Don't think about it, come, eat an orange, and calm down!"

"I really want to go back."

"Honey, this is a plane, do you think the plane can still give you a brake?"

Bai Ye was eating a lollipop while playing his own game.

Behind.

Airplane meals are being served on the plane.

"The dining car is passing by, please pay attention to your steps."

"Be careful!"

"Girl, we don't have mustard here!"

"Sorry, I'll get it for you now."

In this plane, it is obvious that there are mostly Chinese people, and there are a small number of crooked nuts. After all, this is a flight from Los Angeles to Shanghai.

"The dining car passes by, be careful where you step."

Huang Jia also pushed the dining car and came to Bai Ye:

"Hi sir, what would you like to eat?"

Bai Ye put down the phone, glanced at Huang Jia, and said with a smile: "I want to eat peaches, are there any here?"

"Sorry sir, we don't provide fruit here."

"Forget it, I'm not hungry for the time being, so I don't want anything."

Said the night.

Huang Jia maintained a polite smile, then approached Bai Ye and whispered:

"Don't go too far!"

"Sir, the cost of the plane meal is already included in the plane ticket. The company stipulates that the food used by passengers must be disposed of cleanly, so the unfinished plane meal will be thrown away as garbage, which is a waste."

Huang Jia's smile already carried a hint of threat:

"So if you don't want to eat, sir, you can take it off the plane to avoid wasting food."

Bai Ye: "Oh well, there's nothing you can do about it."

"you?"

"Well, it's the flight attendant who is as stubborn as you."

Huang Jia vaguely felt that something was wrong, gave Bai Ye an airplane meal, and stepped on his foot hard without any trace, before pushing the dining car back.

Little Lolita Tongtong looked at Bai Ye:

"Uncle, are you afraid of your wife?"

"Afraid of my wife? Are you kidding me!" Bai Ye said: "Little girl, you can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense. That eye of yours has seen that I am afraid of my wife? When it comes to being a younger brother in the family, I can handle it well." You have to die!"

"Here I save some face for her because of her working hours. When I get home, see if I will slap her!"

Little Lolita: "Uncle, when my father was bragging outside, he also told others the same way, but when he got home..."

white night:"……"

"That's why your father is useless!" Bai Ye said, "Let me tell you, ever since I dated her, I have set up house rules for her."

"Pray to heaven and earth, so as not to make my husband angry."

"Second obeisance to the high hall, filial piety to our parents."

"Husband and wife pray to each other, do laundry and take the baby to cook!"

"As long as she dares to say 'no', you let her try. I asked her to kneel down on the keyboard, but she dared not kneel down on the durian."

"..." Little Lolita: "Uncle, I don't believe what you said!"

"..." Bai Ye: "So you little brats, I really can't reason with you."

Bai Ye snapped his fingers, and another dining car in front of him stopped:

"Please give me a cup of fat house happy water, thank you."

This stewardess is Zhou Yawen, and she is also a pretty stewardess.

Although her appearance is not very stunning, she is also very attractive. Coupled with her youthful and elegant temperament, she can be compared with Huang Jia.

With a shallow smile, dimples loomed on his cheeks.

Well, if Huang Jia is said to be that kind of enchanting beauty, Zhou Yawen is undoubtedly the kind of beauty of the sister next door.

Seeing Bai Ye, Zhou Yawen also nodded slightly towards Bai Ye, showing a smile, and his movements were not slow:

"Sir, here is the Coke you asked for."

"Thank you."

Bai Ye took the Coke.

After the plane cabin was distributed, Huang Jia returned to the lounge, and inadvertently reached into his pocket with his hand, and suddenly found that there seemed to be a note in his pocket.

Take it out and take a look.

His face turned red immediately.

It felt tucked back in, preventing others from seeing it.

It takes about 12 hours to fly directly from Los Angeles to Shanghai.

Bai Ye played mobile games for two or three hours on the plane, and finally got tired of playing.

He stretched fiercely.

He unfastened his seat belt and sat up.

In the airplane cabin, many people are already sleeping with their eyes squinted. Many people have lost the freshness of getting on the plane at the beginning. After being tired from playing, they have no choice but to sleep.

But Bai Ye is definitely different.

He came to the lounge at the back of the plane.

Without attracting anyone's attention, he entered the plane's lavatory.

Not long after, the door of the bathroom was opened, and a figure flashed in.

Seeing Huang Jia shut the door behind him, he was furious but had to lower his voice:

"Bai Ye, what do you want to do? Now this is my working time, you want to make me lose my job, don't you?"

"How is it possible?" Bai Ye said, "I haven't seen you for so long, and I miss you, so I want to talk to you alone, isn't that okay?"

Huang Jia: "Of course not. This is against the company's regulations. If I'm found out, I will definitely be fired. Maybe I will be held accountable for damaging the company's image!"

Bai Ye: "It's okay! The job is gone, I'll help you find it again! Fines and so on, I'll pay for you too! Who made me miss you so much?"

Huang Jia: "Bai Ye, tell me yourself, are you speaking human language?"

Bai Ye: "What's the matter! The rules are dead, but people are alive. Can the living be trapped to death by the rules? Huang Jia, have you heard that some time ago, there was a commotion in your flight attendant business? Big news?"

Huang Jia: "What news?"

Bai Ye: "It's like Camel Airlines. There is a flight attendant who chats with passengers in the bathroom of the plane to earn extra money. The altitude of 2 meters has become a 'heaven and earth'. This flight attendant chatted with passengers in two years and earned a full $65. , on average, 5 guests will be 'received' in one trip!"

"Look, it's okay for you to have such a good time with Lie. It took two years to find out. We are still boyfriend and girlfriend, talking together, what's wrong?"

Stewardesses always have an inexplicable temptation for men.

Besides gay, who wouldn't want to find a flight attendant to be their girlfriend for one night?

Huang Jia: "That's because other people are shameless. If you compare me with those people, what do you think I am?"

Bai Ye: "I consider you my girlfriend! I didn't compare you with those people, I just wanted to say, you don't need to stretch yourself so tightly, what you should relax is, just relax! You You’ve been a flight attendant for so long, and you’re so busy taking care of the passengers, can’t you enjoy yourself?”

"..." Huang Jia: "Bai Ye, you are full of fallacies!"

"What nonsense, I am right!"

Bai Ye hugged Huang Jia's willow waist.

The location of the bathroom is not spacious, Huang Jia can't hide even if he wants to.

"Say, you haven't seen me for so long, do you miss me?"

"In no mood!"

Huang Jia said very resolutely:

"Like you, you know how to bully me as soon as we meet, how could I miss you?"

"I'm still bullying you?" Bai Ye said, "Didn't you see that the little loli sitting next to me just said that I'm afraid of my wife! I'm too embarrassed to refute."

"Then are you afraid of your wife? Or are you not afraid of your wife?"

"I'm afraid of you! I'm afraid of you, is it done?"

With a smile on his face, Huang Jia slapped Bai Ye:

"Don't talk nonsense, I haven't agreed to your marriage proposal yet, don't rush to put a high hat on me."

Bai Ye: "What you said... isn't it a matter of time for us?"

"Honey, come, let me kiss you."

"Don't make trouble!"

However, Huang Jia's light-hearted obstruction naturally couldn't stop Bai Ye.

Bai Ye sealed Huang Jia's red lips with one mouthful.

After struggling for a while, Huang Jia saw that he didn't understand the struggle, so he had no choice. Since he couldn't resist, he could only lie down and enjoy it.

So she stretched out her slender hands and hugged Bai Ye's back tightly, as if she wanted to rub Bai Ye into her body, and continued to kiss.

Consciously pushed against the wall of the bathroom by Bai Ye.

a long time.

Lip points.

To be honest, if a pair of lovers who have been separated for a long time meet again, it must be dry wood meeting a raging fire.

Therefore, Huang Jia spent more than an hour chatting with Bai Ye in the bathroom.

This is because Bai Ye was afraid of delaying Huang Jia's work, so he had to put away his usual gossip and make a long story short, otherwise... then he would know how much time Huang Jia would be delayed.

"You bastard!"

Huang Jia gave Bai Ye a hard look, and said:

"I'm really going to be killed by you! I'm working now, okay?"

"Yes, yes, it's all my fault, I apologize!" Bai Ye said with a smile on his face, without sincerity: "If there are any consequences, let me bear them."

"It's not a matter of consequence or not." Huang Jia said, "This is the first time in so many years that I... delay time, even if the company doesn't find out, even if the purser finds out, I have to laugh to death I can't!"

"Who dares to make fun of you? Just tell me when the time comes, and I'll help you avenge." Bai Ye said with a murderous look on his face, "Whoever dares to make fun of my wife, I will torture them to death!"

Huang Jia felt that there was something wrong with Bai Ye's words, but she couldn't find out.

"You know how to be talkative!" Huang Jia thumped Bai Yexiong's mouth hard: "I don't believe you dare to beat the purser and the others?"

"Who said I'm going to beat them?" Bai Ye raised his eyebrows and said, "Isn't this kind of method too low-level? I want to make their lives worse than death. There are many ways."

"for example?"

Bai Ye: "For example... For example, I will wipe off their son's dictation homework with an eraser. After getting off the plane, I will prepare five catties of erasers, enough for their son to graduate from elementary school!"

It's terrible! !

Huang Jia: "..."

"Childish!" Huang Jia rolled his eyes and said with a straight face, "You bastard, can you be more mature?"

Well, Huang Jia still couldn't hold back, he broke his merits, and was amused by Bai Ye's words.

Bai Ye's peculiar brain circuit can always poke her smile.

Otherwise, how could she become Bai Ye's girlfriend?

"Okay, when I get off the plane, I will apologize to you and invite you to have a big meal!"

Bai Ye helped Huang Jia arrange her clothes.

"Huh!" Huang Jia snorted arrogantly, and said, "I want to eat the most expensive and expensive meal, and I will eat poor you!"

"You just want to eat a whole blue whale, and don't even want to eat me poor." Bai Ye smiled and said, "Although I don't have much money, it's not a problem at all to feed you."

"All right!"

After being sorted out by Bai Ye, Huang Jia was well dressed in a professional dress, her curvy figure was exposed, her skin was fair, and her bright eyes gave people a charming feeling.

There was a bit of tiredness and style on his face, his pale pink lips, and a bit of blush on Xue Xue's face... It can be said that if he was not afraid of really cheating Huang Jia, he would have to talk to Huang Jia again No.

Huang Jia: "I'm going out, be honest with me, and don't pretend that I'm being rude to you if anything happens again!"

Bai Ye: "Obey, my Lady Queen!"

Huang Jia pushed open the bathroom door cautiously, and slipped out tremblingly when he saw that no one was passing by.

Behind, Bai Ye also tidied up her clothes, then opened the bathroom door and walked out.

Back to his seat.

"Uncle!" Little Lolita asked when Bai Ye just sat down: "You have been away for such a long time, what did you do?"

"Uh..." Bai Ye didn't expect such a little guy to pay attention to his movements: "I'll go to the front and chat with those stewardesses."

"Is it still possible?"

"Of course, if not, you can talk to those sisters too."

"……I can not."

Bai Ye patted her on the head:

"Then what are you talking about, sleep!"

But Bai Ye looked through the window and saw the clouds flying across the sky outside, so he had to sigh:

"The speed of this plane is really fast enough, it can be said to be a thousand miles a day!"