Hogwarts is unreliable

wow ka ka ka

salted fish

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Whisper

this chapter

Shocking, weeping, ghosts and gods, terrifying to death

More than two thousand words

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"I am the floating clouds on the horizon and the waves on the sea." Lin Xiaoan began to recite "poetry" with enthusiasm.

Little Riddle, who is tender on the outside and confused on the inside, has never seen a swordsman like Lin Xiaoan in most of his life. Hmm, understand the spirit and don’t say bad words. If you want to send a few curses to shut up Lin Xiaoan, you may be iss. , so frustrated.

"I" Lin Xiao'an finally ran out of words and concluded without saying anything, "It's your eldest brother."

泥煤

My aunt can't bear it, but my uncle can't.

Tom's Diary Riddle was furious, waving the wand he used when he was a student, and desperately casting spells at Lin Xiaoan

"Drilling the Bone"

"passed out"

"Out of Soul"

"All petrochemical"

"Avada Kedavra"

Lin Xiaoan opened his arms with a smile, slowly turned to the left, then to the right, and finally did a difficult golden rooster jumping and turning independently, letting the spells of various colors hit his body, as if A big colorful firework stick.

It was not an illusion. Little Riddle forcibly overdrawn his magic power and used the Avada Kedavra on Lin Xiaoan. His originally solid body turned into a translucent jelly.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, why bother?" Lin Xiaoan shook his head and said sympathetically, "There is no mana anymore, and the health bar is not thick enough. You devil, you are so useless, how can you be worthy of Slytherin?"

Diary Riddle was trembling all over. It was because Lin Xiaoan was so angry that he even spoke with a vibrato, "You, this, this, this"

"Okay, dear Mr. Riddle, let's talk openly and calmly. What do you think?"

Lin Xiaoan suppressed his playful smile, took out his wand, and conjured up a chair for his girlfriend, who he had promised to work for, and sat down on his own.

"What I said before was not a joke. In view of the disparity in strength between us, are you willing to be my assistant? To be honest, he is actually just a follower." Lin Xiaoan tried hard to portray himself as a gentle gentleman. , it’s a pity that there was no audience to support it.

The translucent diary, Riddle, sneered and said, "I, Voldemort, Lin Xiao'an, cough, cough, cough, cough, leave me alone, you continue, there is no one of the greatest wizards in this century. If you hadn't used the poisonous potion first, Lin Xiao'an You plotted against me and caused me to lose most of my magic power. How could I lose to you, a little devil?"

"As long as you are happy, I won't mind if being complacent makes you happy." Lin Hehehe Labor and management are the best in the world. Who do you think you are? Xiaoan said indifferently.

"But I can tell you a piece of news. This news is absolutely true. One of your seven brothers, that is, another soul piece, has been destroyed by me. Yes, yes, you heard it right, I, I am just a mere disciple. "

"Impossible" Diary Riddle decisively refused to believe this incredible lie.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, you have to keep up with the times, Riddle. I am the back wave, so of course I will beat you front wavers to death."

Lin Xiaoan clasped his fingers together and began to lie to the diary Riddle with all his heart: "If I can help you reshape your body, honestly, don't you want to become an independent individual? Become flesh and blood. It will hurt if you pinch it. If you are sad, tears will flow from your eyes." , you can feel the real sour, sweet, bitter, spicy and salty when you eat, and you don’t have to be attached to all kinds of weird bodies, Tom Riddle.”

Diary Riddle knew that there would be no such thing as pie in the sky in this world. "Why do you want to help me? What are the benefits for me? If you want benefits, can't the main soul give you more?"

Lin Xiaoan clapped his hands, "You see you are very keen. To tell you the truth, I am so helpful because I admire your appearance. You know, the faces of the main soul and other soul pieces have been disabled, and you are the only one who can still Just looking at it, although it can't compare to my peerless beauty, your appearance is still above the standard, barely passable."

Diary Riddle looked at Lin Xiaoan's ordinary passerby face, "What you said makes sense, I'm speechless."

Lin Xiaoan took out from the space a life-size puppet made of ebony that he carved with his uncanny craftsmanship when he had nothing to do. "How about while your main soul is still sleeping, you can possess this puppet first," he said. Contact a few Death Eaters with certain strength and slowly unfold the situation. Don't even think about it. Die-hard fanboys, that's for the main soul. Then slowly think of a way to resurrect the body before the main soul. I know that I need you for resurrection. It’s easy to do it with father’s bones, servant’s flesh, and the blood of the savior, isn’t it?”

"Ah, I really admire myself for actually thinking of using ebony like this. As long as you put on the cloak, you will look like a non-chief at first glance. It will never attract anyone's attention. It's a genius idea." Praising himself, Lin Xiaoan did not hesitate to praise him.

"Think clearly, have you figured it out? Do you want to be my little brother and be popular, or should I send you to see your father now? Don't hesitate, don't be hesitant. Just an unbreakable spell, and you can become one person among ten thousand people." As I said above, in the wizarding world, there are two swordsmen and two commanders that are worthless to everyone. Don’t miss it if you pass by. If you pass this village, there won’t be this shop.”

Lin Xiaoan was cautious and pointed his wand at Riddle's diary without blinking.

"Allow me to remind you of the unbreakable oath" is almost two thousand words long. In the diary, Riddle still doesn't know the name of the little devil in front of him.

"Lin Xiaoan Xiaoan, or Lin don't call me Sean."

"Lin, the unbreakable oath needs a third person to witness it. I don't think it can be achieved now."

Lin Xiaoan raised his eyebrows, "Don't worry, we have Xiaohei."

"I'm coming from the meow department" It's commendable that Xiao Hei still remembers not to reveal that he is a system.

"Ah, what? In fact, this is also a wizard. He doesn't want to show his true appearance, so he uses the animal form transformed by the Animagus wizard to bear witness to our unbreakable oath. You won't mind, right, Li "Del" Lin Xiaoan said with a smile.

Diary Riddle ""I think you think that I Shi Lezhi is not an Animagus? Isn't this one seventh Voldemort can't see it?

Xiao Hei politely greeted Diary Riddle, "Diary, Mr. Mud Howling Nest is the Crooked Fruit Wizard, laugh."

Diary Riddle was suddenly glad that he was not a quill ""