Hogwarts is unreliable

Lin felt uncomfortable if he didn't die for a second. Xiao An was still chattering:

"Speaking of which, the ingredients in our school kitchen are quite comprehensive. They even have Polygonum multiflorum.

Teacher, your complexion is sallow and you always look like you are not in good spirits. You must be suffering from kidney deficiency.

As the saying goes, medicinal supplements are not as good as food supplements. Polygonum multiflorum nourishes the kidneys and essence, strengthens black hair and strengthens bones, and it is just right for the symptoms.

It's a pity that I didn't find black-bone chicken, otherwise the stewed black-bone chicken with Polygonum multiflorum would be a great supplement, right?"

Lin Xiaoan dug into the space in his sleeve and took out a small, round plastic bottle: "I almost forgot about this. I brought it to you specially. This is newly launched this year. It is currently the most popular oil-control and anti-dandruff product in the Muggle world. The shampoo also contains Polygonum multiflorum extract.”

"boom"

At this moment, the tip of Lin Xiaoan's nose was less than one-sixty-fourth of an inch from the portrait of Medusa on the cellar door.

Lin Xiaoan took two steps back, covering his little heart that was beating wildly, and said to Medusa: "I just said a few more words, and the teacher kicked me out. Do you think he is?" Be careful”

Medusa closed her eyes and said nothing.

"Don't pretend to be dead, I know you are alive, tell me." Lin Xiaoan poked Medusa's forehead with her finger, "Is he being petty?"

Medusa simply turned her back and faced Lin Xiaoan with her hair composed of countless squirming snakes.

"Everyone said that I have trypophobia."

Lin Xiaoan muttered and suddenly shouted to the cellar door: "Teacher, I'm going back to the dormitory first. I'll be back tomorrow night. Remember to drink the chicken soup. I'm leaving."

Professor Snape: ""

It was already six o'clock in the evening when we returned to the hall of Hogwarts Castle from the cellar. Most of the students had gone back to their dormitories, and the hall was empty.

Xiao Hei himself got out of the gap in Lin Xiaoan's sleeve to get some air. He said with his mind: "Host, isn't it good to be alive? Why are you deliberately irritating Professor Snape?"

Lin Xiaoan hugged Xiao Hei with one hand and said smugly with his thoughts: "I have long wanted to explore the room on the fourth floor where the magic stone is kept, but I have never been able to find the opportunity. Now is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Everyone thinks that I I’m still in the cellar, I’m going alone and I’m in a hurry, lead the way, take two steps, come down quickly and take two steps.”

"Meow" Xiao Hei was puzzled.

Just use your thoughts to lead the way.This system is the most noble system in the universe. Sir, you should stay comfortably in the host's arms and spread out like a cat cake. How can you just walk around with this system's cute little paws? Meow

Seeing Xiao Hei's puzzled and dissatisfied eyes, Lin Xiaoan was also drunk: "It's a big system, why is it so ignorant? The portraits in the castle are all monitored by the principal, you want me to "get lost" in the hall Go to the fourth floor and pretend to be angry with me, then come down and run around. My dear, if you run, you will reach the fourth floor. My, the reason why the author let you materialize is to solve problems for me, your host, isn't it?"

Xiaohei: ""

"Meow"

If there is a second person present at this time, you will see Xiao Hei suddenly scratch Lin Xiaoan's sleeve, then jump off Lin Xiaoan's arm, and fly towards an unknown direction like an arrow from a string. and go

Lin Xiao'an's acting skills were extremely exaggerated and he stretched out his hand, shouted twice in a long voice: "Xiao Hei", "Xiao Hei, please don't leave me, me, me, me", and then ran away with Xiao Hei with an anxious expression on his face.

Then, he ran to the fourth floor.

Then, they met face to face with the castle administrator Mr. Filch and his cat, Mrs. Norris.

This is a bit embarrassing.

Lin Xiaoan smiled coquettishly: "Good evening, Mr. Filch, my cat ran over here."

Filch stared at Lin Xiaoan and said grimly: "I recognize you."

Mrs. Norris called out softly: "Mi"

Lin Xiaoan: ""

Filch: ""

Mrs. Norris cautiously approached Xiao Hei, sniffed the scent of Xiao Hei, and then lay on the floor with her paws in the air, shyly exposing her soft belly.

Lin Xiaoan: ""

Filch: ""

Xiaohei: ""

Mrs. Norris: "Mi"