One Piece and the Country

Chapter 233 57 Check-in Items on Day 6

“As someone who has been there, my advice is that it’s best to put three pads on one shoe!”

"This not only physically increases your height and gives girls a good impression, making it easier to pick up girls in the military camp, but the multiple layers of softness can protect your jiojio to the maximum extent!"

"As for the filial grandson question - can your grandma use it?"

"I don't know, you have to ask your grandpa!"

"This little friend with the user ID name 'Pew', you are really naughty. Your question is, can boys use it?"

"My answer is - it can't be used! Unless you go to Taiguo and have sex reassignment surgery;"

“Or buy a pack and give it as a gift to your girlfriend!”

After getting into the state, Li Xinglong kept talking,

It's like a machine gun that's chewed up a comic - it just can't stop.

There was a burst of laughter in the live broadcast room!

Everything is difficult at the beginning. After winning the first order, the second order follows one after another.

Then a group of people started ordering, and the remaining quantities of the goods on the link continued to drop.

Women are emotional creatures, driven by the herd effect, they place orders one after another.

[Jade Girl: "Take Off" auntie towels have a long shelf life. I bought 6 packs and stocked up for half a year! ]

[Bloody talk: I also stocked up for half a year because of my heavy traffic, so I bought 18 packs! ]

[Female shrimp: I bought a pack to try the effect!If the quality is good, I will definitely give it five stars! ]

[Pew: My brother and I placed an order together and bought 10 packs!Really, we're not kidding. (a raised eyebrow expression)]

[...]

There were 99999 online viewers in the live broadcast room, 99.99% of whom were young girls.

Their menstrual periods are normal, and they can use all these monthly consumables.

And because of Li Xinglong’s handsomeness, more than 2000 people placed orders, with an average of four or five packs per person.

The total quantity sold is more than 1 packages, and the commission is 100 yuan per package.

As of 12 a.m., Li Xinglong had earned 100 million yuan.

It’s easy for girls to make money, so this is the way to make money!

【Ding! 】

[Sign in successfully on the 6th day. There are three options below. You must choose one, otherwise the system will perform the task of erasing the host! 】

[Item A: A bundle of string & 1006 push-ups. 】

(Note: The thin wire is only as big as a hair, and its stiffness can lift a pig. It is very strong.)

[Item B: A bottle of hot sauce Lao Gan Daddy & 106 push-ups. 】

(Note: The host once promised the monkeys that he would bring them delicious food and spicy food.)

(The considerate system, after applying to the superiors step by step, finally applied to the host for the most delicious chili sauce in China. If you eat it, you will definitely get sores on your chrysanthemums.)

[Item C: A bottle of Long Live Mountain mineral water & 16 push-ups. 】

(Note: Mineral water bottles and mineral water will be given. Important things will be said twice.)

(And the mineral water is very sweet, sweeter than my first girlfriend.)

system!

You finally feel like a human again!

Of these three options, no matter which one you choose, you won’t lose!

Li Xinglong knew both items B and C, but the amount of item A was still a bit vague.

Avoiding the camera, Li Xinglong asked while drawing circles in the air.

"Is that so. Big?"

"Is it still this big?"

"Still - so big?"

[Bigger than this, bigger than this. Big! 】

The quantity is quite a lot!

Li Xinglong immediately decided, "I choose A!"

Isn’t it just 1006 push-ups?

It’s not like I haven’t done 1005 push-ups!

Now that my stomach is so full, I can just do some exercise and digest it!

Eat crab egg yolk paste as a late-night snack to increase the size of your eggs.

Lay a solid foundation for galloping forward in the future.

Aww (wolf howl)...

[In order to save space, the smart system has loaded thin wires into backpacks and TT boxes. 】

[Please complete the push-up task today, otherwise... uh... you know! 】

After doing push-ups and eating midnight snack, Li Xinglong fell down to sleep.

Get up early the next morning and kick the monkeys' red buttocks to wake them up.

"Use charcoal to clean your teeth, keep your breath fresh, and leave a good impression on the girls!"

"Come with me to the well to take a bath, rub the old mud off your body, and pay attention to personal hygiene!"

"Don't disgust the woman during the wedding night!"

After being cleansed and perfumed, all the monkeys looked like humans and dogs, but they looked like talented people.

But compared with myself, there is still a certain distance.

Although the monkeys are good-looking, their clothes are really not flattering.

The upper body is covered with the skin of Dilophosaurus, and it looks crooked.

The TT inner cool underneath was stuffed with shame-shading grass. It was so heavy that it gave people goosebumps all over.

From yesterday’s leftover fish bones, Li Xinglong selected 5 suitable fish bones.

Use the tip of a kitchen knife to make a small hole at the wide end, and thread the thin thread you just got.

The artificial needle and thread were repeatedly sewn on the dilophosaurus skin to obtain a small leather skirt.

The monkeys look very fashionable and international in style.

[Big chest hair guy: The anchor is too bad. He doesn’t dress up as a woman, so he lets the monkeys dress up as women! ]

[Making trouble: Strongly requesting the anchor to wear high-quality silk and pole dance around a tree trunk! ]

[Little Tintin: This is not good, we will have nightmares! ]

[Xiao Zhao from the Animal Rescue Association: Anchor, don’t sensationalize, don’t make monkeys wear small leather skirts just to attract traffic and attract attention! ]

[I have seen it secretly before. All monkeys are male animals.If you keep letting them dress up as women, they will develop a twisted mentality and become perverts over time! ]

Li Xinglong said: "Wearing the right clothes is the best clothes!"

"You said the little leather skirt is for girls! Did you know that the first time a soldier wore a skirt?"

[World Historian: Indeed!According to ancient documents, after humans entered industrial civilization, the Chinese people wore skirts for the first time, and they did not wear underwear at that time! ]

[Pseudo villain: Tsk, tsk, tsk!This is too much! ]

Li Xinglong continued: "Silk stockings are very sexy and hot for women to wear!"

"Women wearing high heels give people a very confident and elegant feeling; men will drool when they see such an intellectual girl!"

"Did you know? It was a man from China who wore stockings and high heels for the first time!"

[Normal Chinese men: Wear, wear, wear...monkeys can wear leather skirts! ]

[Stop it, host, stop talking! ]

[When I look at beauties on the street, and when I see high-heeled clothes and high heels, I think of a tall and thick foreign guy! ]

[I feel a little nauseous and want to vomit! ]

[Xiao Zhao from the Animal Rescue Association: Anchor, I was wrong, stop popularizing science! ]

[In the future, if my girlfriend wears high-heeled clothing to seduce me, I’m afraid she’ll think of something weird, so I won’t do it! ]

Li Xinglong led the monkeys who looked like humans and dogs over several hills and arrived at the territory of the monkey.

Because the monkey head disappeared, the group of monkeys was leaderless.

The scene was a little chaotic, some monkeys with handles were fighting, showing off their male charm;

Some unloved female monkeys are posing, hoping to cuckold him while he is away.

Li Xinglong made a plan, first like this, then like this...

(End of this chapter)