One Piece and the Country

Chapter 218 40 Humanized Hunting

Monkeys don’t have art germs!

Li Xinglong taught them to sing sentence by sentence, and the songs he chose were bold and very rough.

Just roar like crazy, the tone doesn't matter.

"The river flows eastward, and the stars in the sky are like the Big Dipper!????"

"Hey hey hey~"

"Hey, eh~ eh~"

????(●′?｀●)????

They say drinking makes you weak!

To some extent, songs can improve people's courage and reduce fear.

Li Xinglong is an academic master and knows the scientific principle - diverting attention.

In fact, it is better to let the monkeys watch the shy clips in "Animal World" to divert their attention.

Not only will it not be afraid, the monkey will actually be a little bit happy and can get better psychological treatment.

……

After getting his personal mobile phone back, Li Xinglong checked the browsing history!

Knowing that his subordinates are all a group of perverted monkeys, they are so daring.

But Li Xinglong will never use films to divert their attention and downplay their fears.

Not for moral reasons, but because singing can attract the attention of forest beasts.

This is the 360 ​​plan to invite you to the urn!

as predicted!

A figure flashed across the forest. It was very big and very fast.

Li Xinglong sat very carefully, with his back to the sea and his eyes always paying attention to the movements in the jungle.

"A beast is coming!"

"Stay away from the fire and find a dark place to hide!"

Dai Mao asked: "Hide? What to do next? Boss, give the order!"

Li Xinglong had a determined look, holding a kitchen knife in his right hand and a pan in his left hand.

"Go on, don't come out and hold me back!"

"Next - get ready for dinner!"

Following the command, the monkeys hid in the darkness, their bodies lying in the sand, not daring to take a breath.

Li Xinglong took a look from a distance and saw that it was a Dilophosaurus!

Not little BB Dilophosaurus, nor his mother,

It's a brand new Dilophosaurus, and it may be Little BB's father!

who cares?Anyway, the meaty flavor is enough!

Li Xinglong kept hitting the bottom of the pot with a kitchen knife to make noise, fearing that the Dilophosaurus would not notice him.

The Dilophosaurus walked slowly and quietly, its heart not even daring to beat a beat.

It seemed that the male host was back and lying on the bed with the hostess.Dilophosaurus was like Lao Wang next door, slowly digging out from under the bed for fear of being discovered.

Dilophosaurus: (????)

well!

Smecta of food!

Don't shoot guns, sneak into the village!

Wait until the distance is shortened to a certain extent, then launch a sudden attack to take it down.

Li Xinglong saw what Dilophosaurus was thinking. He looked left and right, up and down.

Carry out the image of yourself as a fool who knows nothing to the end.

Travel through the Jurassic for several days!

For the first time, Li Xinglong desperately hoped that the dinosaur would chase him and bite him, the sooner the better!

[Jade Girl: Anchor, run quickly, there is an ugly dinosaur in the jungle staring at you! ]

[Gray Scientist: Jump into the sea, climb into a tree, or dig a hole in the ground to hide yourself! ]

[Don't die. I'll see you tomorrow night if I have something to do. Big business!Understand? ]

[Master: I’m afraid of chickens! ]

[The anchor is not stupid, there is a trap ahead.The dinosaur thinks he is very smart, but in fact he is a fool and will definitely fall into the trap! ]

[鹎靥: The dinosaur is 7 meters long and 2 meters tall.The height of the trap is 99 meters, which can definitely trap him! ]

[Nao: Don’t be afraid of ten thousand, just be afraid of the rare event. If the dinosaur walks around or jumps over the trap, wouldn’t the anchor be in danger? ]

The traps are covered with branches and leaves, not golden sand.

It looks very abrupt!

By moving the double crests on its head, Dilophosaurus noticed something was wrong!

Although the dinosaurs of the Jurassic period were not as intelligent as modern humans.

But they are not stupid either!

Otherwise, he wouldn’t have ruled the earth for hundreds of millions of years!

Want to Yin Laozi?

There are no doors!

Dilophosaurus knew that Li Xinglong was acting and cooperated with Li Xinglong to carry out the script.

After getting close to a certain distance, launch a fierce sprint.

Turbo boosted, the muscles in both thighs exploded, and he ran fast.

When you reach the trap, you take a leap and want to jump over the trap...

suddenly!

Duang~

A pan flew out and hit the double crowns of the Dilophosaurus, shortening its forward movement.

Li Xinglong's heart: I predicted your prediction!

The Dilophosaurus breaks through the leaf cover and falls into the pit.

He weighed nearly 0.8 tons. When he stepped on the spikes of the wooden bar, the soles of his feet were instantly pierced.

The huge pain made Dilophosaurus unable to stand up!

When his butt sat on the spikes, the pain in his heart made him wail again and again!

Li Xinglong shouted: "Young men, come out quickly, we've caught you!"

"Take the stick out of the fire and stab him to death, ending his suffering!"

Plan ahead!

Li Xinglong put five long straight wooden sticks in the fire to burn in advance.

The monkeys drew 5 fire spears, with additional fire damage, and the attack power is not weak!

click!click!

Two fire spears pierced the dinosaur's back and broke instantly.

Li Xinglong said: "Hit the snake seven inches and stab his throat!"

"As long as his trachea is severed, he will never feel pain again!"

The Dilophosaurus stretched out its neck, trying to pull a cushion on its back.

hiss~

Li Xinglong would not let him succeed. He threw 100% of the kitchen knife in his hand.

It's impartial, just stuck in the upper and lower jaws.

Daimao led the two monkeys and pushed the fire spear forward.

It pierced the throat easily, and after a few struggles, the Dilophosaurus stopped moving!

Li Xinglong and the monkeys had their faces spattered with blood!

The scene is too bloody!

Li Xinglong said to the camera: "Old fellows, your methods are a bit cruel!"

"But in the wild, in order to survive, this is a last resort! The law of the jungle is either you die or I die!"

"All I can do is minimize the pain of the Dilophosaurus!"

[Black Lotus: Don’t worry, we are not White Lotus, we won’t blackmail you! ]

[Deguo netizen: We humans are omnivores and can eat meat. There is nothing wrong with that.The anchor did the right thing and did not abuse or torture! ]

[This noble character is very similar to our will-willed nation. ]

[When we kill pigs, we will euthanize them to prevent them from feeling pain! ]

[My Russian netizen: When it comes to killing pigs, we Chinese are also very humane! ]

[Take an electrified device, click it, insert it into the pig's neck, and end its life in one second without any pain! ]

[Chinese netizen: Before we kill pigs, we Chinese usually put the pigs on a tricycle and take them for a ride to relax our tense spirits! ]

[Then he catches them unawares, takes a wooden stick and hits the pigs on the head, ending their lives unknowingly! ]

[Although the operation is a bit tricky, the effect is amazing. The second senior brother can be sent to the west in half a second! ]

[I have a pig-killing emoticon here. If anyone wants to see it, please add me privately! ]

[...]

Li Xinglong said to the monkeys: "Chop the Dilophosaurus open and bring it up for dinner!"

"Don't make too much noise and be quiet, otherwise it won't be good if it attracts other animals!"

"Move the fire into the kiln and don't make it too bright..."

——Beep beep!

Right now!

Li Xinglong’s personal mobile phone received a QQ notification sound...

(End of this chapter)