One Piece and the Country

Chapter 212 34 The role of moss

The sea in front of us is not a dead end, but a way of life.

With a leap, Li Xinglong jumped into the sea and swam towards the deep water area.

Li Xinglong, who was temporarily out of danger, was in a good mood and started giving scientific explanations to the audience in the live broadcast room.

"The forelimbs of Tyrannosaurus rex were so small that they couldn't paddle!"

"In terms of swimming, he can't compare to my wealthy dog!"

"And the salt content of the sea water is extremely high. The Tyrannosaurus rex's butt was severely damaged. If he went into the sea to catch me, he would undoubtedly add salt to the wound!"

The Tyrannosaurus rex was furious and helpless on the shore, roaring and shouting loudly.

He had no intention of leaving and seemed to be waiting to death for Li Xinglong to come ashore.

"Swimming in the Jurassic sea is free and unrestrained!"

"Unlike indoor swimming pools in modern society, girls are afraid of being eaten by boys, and boys are afraid of being taken advantage of by girls!"

"You are the only one swimming here. You can swim sideways, vertically, or spread out!"

"But you have to always pay attention. Are there sharks in the far reaches of the sea?"

200 meters away from Li Xinglong, several sharks jumped out.

Their heads are broad and flat; there are no depressions above and below the base of the tail; their eyes are large, their nostrils are small, their mouths are wide, and their upper and lower lip folds are not well developed.

Because the body is gray and there are three gill holes on the left and right sides, a total of six gill holes, hence the name - gray six-gill shark.

They are the most ferocious sharks born in the Jurassic period, and they are still distributed in small numbers in Australia.

The bite force of the mouth is so strong that it can bite off a person's leg in one bite.

If it bites a person in the middle, the gray sixgill shark can use the wild boar roll and flip around in the sea several times, which can tear a life in half.

[Bean Sprout: There are Tyrannosaurus rex on land and sharks in the sea!It's like there are wolves in front and tigers in the back. The anchor is dead! ]

[Douding: Stop talking sarcastically!Let’s brainstorm and come up with ideas for the anchor! ]

[Doupi: Yes, we need to analyze it carefully! ]

[If it were me, I would choose the wolf.Tigers are more powerful than wolves. If you choose the wolf side, you have a higher chance of survival! ]

[Tofu: Choose the tiger’s side!It takes hundreds of bites from a wolf to kill a person. It's so cruel! ]

[Long-term pain is worse than short-term pain. Short-term pain must be very painful! ]

[Wouldn’t it be pleasant to be directly killed by a tiger? ]

[Douding: Stop being a wolf and a tiger, and seek truth from facts.How should the anchor deal with the Tyrannosaurus rex on land or the shark in the sea! ]

[Soya Milk: I have a solution!I heard that sharks have a very keen sense of smell and can smell blood from several kilometers away! ]

[It is recommended that the anchor ambush the sharks, wait for them to get close, and fart them to death! ]

[Dou Nai: I have watched adventure TV series, and I can learn from the methods of the male protagonists in them.When the Tyrannosaurus rex bites you, jump into his throat. This is very important. You have to be fast and don't let him bite you! ]

[Then perform a square dance in his belly and hurt him to death! ]

[Douzi: What you are saying is too fantasy and not constructive.I suggest that the anchor takes a few gulps of sea water and drowns himself. This way it won’t be so painful! ]

Li Xinglong shrugged, not panicking at all, and was even in the mood to fix his wet hair.

"If you encounter a situation in the future where there is a wolf before you and a tiger behind you, remember, don't panic!"

"The road ahead and the road behind are both dead ends. You can't go forward or backward, you can go left or right!"

The Tyrannosaurus rex blocked Li Xinglong's way to the mangroves on land.

However, Li Xinglong is not a fool!

The land route is impassable, so why not take the water route?

The mangroves border the sea, and some trees even grow in the sea.

Because the wide angle of Celcom mobile phones is limited, the students were not photographed, which caused unnecessary worries among fans.

"The mangroves near the coast are tidal flats. If a shark chases me, I will definitely be stranded!"

"The shark that wants to eat me will be eaten by me instead!"

"And the mangroves are very dense, with branches and vines crossing each other and growing in layers."

"This forms a natural protective shield, which can greatly block the way of the Tyrannosaurus rex and buy time for me to escape!"

"With the weight of a Tyrannosaurus rex, if it steps on the tidal flat, its thick thighs will most likely sink deeply into the mire, and I might even get killed by me!"

At Daqing University, Li Xinglong especially enjoyed swimming lessons.

It's not that I like swimming as a sport, but I like to see the figure of the female swimming teacher.

Because he did not miss classes for a long time, and under the careful guidance of a female teacher, Li Xinglong learned breaststroke, butterfly stroke, backstroke, and freestyle.

"The gray sixgill shark is coming soon, I have to escape!"

"When evacuating in an emergency in the wild sea, you must use freestyle swimming. It not only saves energy, but is also the fastest."

The Tyrannosaurus rex kept biting it and moved with Li Xinglong, approaching the mangrove.

Du Mao: "Brothers, take over from the boss and provide fire cover!"

Although the monkeys have evolved into humans due to genetically modified drugs, they still have not lost their ability to climb trees!

Jumping up and down in the trees, it feels like walking on flat ground.

Jump onto the branch perpendicular to the T-Rex's head and rain down cannonballs.

Spicy and yellow beer;

Give me the smelly and watery Oli;

Take turns to fight, specifically targeting the eyes and nostrils of the Tyrannosaurus Rex.

This is an unprecedented insult in history, even worse than Li Xinglong's.

As the overlord of the Jurassic period, Tyrannosaurus rex also lived a useless life.

Being peed on by lower animals, not once, but twice.

The anus was also stabbed twice!

One tooth has already chipped, will another one chip?

Murphy's Law!

The Tyrannosaurus rex accidentally tripped on a vine with its foot, lost its balance, and knocked its front teeth against the iron tree.

The bark of the iron tree is like steel, very hard, harder than the teeth of a Tyrannosaurus rex.

click!

Blood flowed and teeth flew out.

The Tyrannosaurus rex was about to cry, but now his words were even more leaky and less domineering.

?????

Turn around and leave this sad place, a place of right and wrong.

There are people beyond people, and mountains beyond mountains!

After being taught lessons one after another, Tyrannosaurus Rex finally knew how much he weighed.

If you keep playing like this, you will easily be killed!

In the mangroves!

The monkeys successfully reunited with Li Xinglong!

Li Xinglong held a piece of moss in one hand, which was peeled from a strong tree.

"Moss is the simplest plant structure and has existed since before the Jurassic!"

"It usually grows on rocks or tree trunks!"

"It has a soft surface and has a bactericidal effect!"

"Gay people in ancient England often used moss as toilet paper."

"Monkeys - understand?"

With each person holding a piece of moss toilet paper, the monkeys went to a secret place to wipe their butts.

It's really wonderful!

*罒▽罒*X5!

After Li Xinglong collected all the kitchen knives, pans, and urea bags on the beach,

Take a short break and then split the group into two!

A team sets traps to maintain a steady source of food...

The other team will go deep into the jungle to find precious medicinal materials...

(End of this chapter)